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[–]Nick_SonofReddit 209 points210 points ago

I just tried to do this with my cat, she looked at me like I was an idiot.

[–]Kramol 254 points255 points ago

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[–]RobTheBuilderMA 15 points16 points ago

Also the fact that "Yes!!!!!!!" is a pointless comment.

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[–]Banana-hammock -4 points-3 points ago

Yeah but it still adds nothing to the thread...

[–]markca 59 points60 points ago

Time for a new cat.

[–]Yoyo8 16 points17 points ago

No. Cat knows best.

[–]rockafella7 24 points25 points ago

"Time for a dog."

FTFY

[–]tijoy 5 points6 points ago

everyone knows its 10x easier to get Karma with a cat then a dog

[–]jsellout 28 points29 points ago

I don't think reddit cares what order you post pictures of your pets.

[–]th1nker 1 point2 points ago

The cat knows he's not ready for a hi5. Have faith.

[–]hannahjoy33 14 points15 points ago

Mine would immediately destroy my hand with her claws. She's not very playful.

[–]ARTIFICIAL_SAPIENCE 2 points3 points ago

This was my thought.

The problem is my cat is very playful. Claw and fang are play as far as he is concerned.

[–]Frostxtq 0 points1 point ago

You let your cat do that shit while she was little and harmless I bet. When they're little it's so cute when they try to bite you with their tiny little fangs and scratch you with their tiny little paws, then they grow up thinking that it's ok for them to play that way with your hand.

[–]nixnaxmik 8 points9 points ago

Mine will do it, but only sometimes. Usually its because she wants to be pet, and I stopped petting her. So when my hand gets close again she bats at it, because she wants it to be petting her.

[–]ExtraCheesed_Buddha 1 point2 points ago

Cats sometimes think they're smarter than us, well actually, always

[–]cowpunter 0 points1 point ago

And it's not necessarily a false sentiment.

[–]Frostxtq 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, they sit on their assess all day doing whatever the fuck they want and they get free food, shelter, pets, toys and their own personal toilet. That's pretty smart.

[–]Zarcnest -1 points0 points ago

I hope you realized that you just lost the karma of this comment by replying to your own comment twice....

[–]Nick_SonofReddit 0 points1 point ago

Yes I know I fucked up on my shitty phone.

[–]sabjorns 43 points44 points ago

LOW FIVE!

[–]mDJStudios 4 points5 points ago

OP is low for inaccurate fives or misleading high title.

TLDR: op is high and five is low.

[–]ableom 73 points74 points ago

Whoever owns that house must be allergic to color.

[–]bastard_thought 10 points11 points ago

But they've got a black cat?

[–]ableom 25 points26 points ago

cat obsessed redditors, have entire house white so black cat can stand out more

[–]iamNebula 11 points12 points ago

Black isn't a colour.

[–]IleaveComments 55 points56 points ago

racist.

[–]jsellout 6 points7 points ago

They're going through an 'Imagine' phase.

[–]AetherFlash 1 point2 points ago

But the shirt. It's so green it's teal.

[–]RebeccaMuffins 1 point2 points ago

Technically, whoever owns that house is obsessed with all the colors

[–]bitter_twin_farmer 1 point2 points ago

but not money.

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 55 points56 points ago

That cat is ma dog.

[–]blazzinitup 28 points29 points ago

*dawg

[–]I_have_bacon 32 points33 points ago

Damn it! Why does everyone else have a bad ass cat the gives them high fives or dead birds! my gfs cat is a dick

[–]memeaddictedchick 6 points7 points ago

My cat brought me her first catch a few days ago. Unfortunately I was away for a while. Got home and it smelled like death on my porch..

[–]_Raze_ 8 points9 points ago

My girlfriend's cat likes me better than her actual family. I'm a Redditor and my girlfriend isn't. You do the math.

[–]Testiculese 10 points11 points ago

It can smell the website on you.

[–]Sir_Meowsalot 2 points3 points ago

sniff

Smells like Elderberries, meow.

[–]Viscerae 1 point2 points ago

My cat brings home decapitated baby bunnies.

She'll find a nest and kill a baby every day, but we never see the mom or dad.

My cat's a coward.

[–]AetherFlash 4 points5 points ago

Kill the parents, and all the babies die. Kill a baby now and then, the parents live to breed again.

Brought to you by Tobias from Animorphs.

[–]majicpowaz 0 points1 point ago

Sounds like his cat's a genius.

[–]Viscerae 1 point2 points ago

Oh shit, this makes complete sense!

Although she doesn't eat them per se, just beheads and leaves them on the porch for us to find.

I think she's more interested in the thrill of the hunt (or lack thereof).

[–]SparroHawc 0 points1 point ago

That, and providing for the family.

[–]Testiculese 0 points1 point ago

She's feeding you.

[–]GunnedMonk 1 point2 points ago

I feel your pain. My GF's cat is also a dick. (Also, could I have some of your bacon?)

[–]RHesketh 7 points8 points ago

My cat is dead to me

[–]esosa233 2 points3 points ago

Looks at cat, "Why can't you do cool things!? Like give me high fives and play patty cake with me!?"

Cat, "Meow."

[–]RHesketh 1 point2 points ago

I don't have a cat, that's why it's dead to me =((

[–]DonCherryFan 10 points11 points ago

Damn! I told that cat to stop dealing drugs in my living room..

[–]tvreruns 2 points3 points ago

And it's those cheap imitation European drugs that just give you a nansy pansy high, not a good native drug that really gets people on their feet and just completely fucked out their minds.

[–]JabberJauw 1 point2 points ago

Are you just assuming that he is a dealer because he is black?

[–]good_dog_Cujo 5 points6 points ago

Someone please edit this so the cat gets handed an upvote!

[–]dan_457 5 points6 points ago

One of my cats actually would something like this. For whatever reason whenever I would walk by, she would kind of swat at me to get my attention, usually because she wanted me to pet her. It's was odd because it was kind of forceful swat, like "Hey you, fucker. Pet me now."

[–]TheNotoriousENT 14 points15 points ago

This was on the front page this morning, give it a little time before reposting it...

[–]Cinaed 2 points3 points ago

The video loaded WAY faster than the shitty gif too.

[–]Reblejc 8 points9 points ago

me: sup bro

Cat: meow (translation: sup)

[–]Sir_Meowsalot 5 points6 points ago

I can confirm that is this is a correct translation, meow.

[–]Reblejc 1 point2 points ago

Relevent username makes this credible.

[–]Allenzo 1 point2 points ago

What a bro cat

[–]HailToTheKing 2 points3 points ago

Lay some skin on me Scat Cat! - Thomas O'Malley.

[–]Ravenwald 2 points3 points ago

I swear it looks like the guy's shirt is on inside out. Not sure if tag, or design under collar.

[–]OMGKitty 2 points3 points ago

While this is a really cute gif, it's not exactly funny. Maybe /r/aww material?

[–]2hot2sexy4u 1 point2 points ago

why is that guy walking like a total douche? it's like he's trying to suppress a strut, but he can't help himself

[–]SomeKindOfPalsy 0 points1 point ago

It also looks a little like he's soiled himself and he's trying to get to the toilet without making it worse.

[–]Peconz 2 points3 points ago

This looks like a house out of a porno!

[–]LeftoverBoots 0 points1 point ago

I was just going to say...

[–]Reddstarrx 0 points1 point ago

Like a boss.

[–]overused-meme-alert 2 points3 points ago

Like a boss

beeeeeeep beeeeep

[–]overused-meme-alert -1 points0 points ago

Like a boss

beeeeeeep beeeeep

[–]KaeJa 2 points3 points ago

I don't get it, how is this funny?

[–]gr3nade 0 points1 point ago

It's not but people generally don't look at the subreddit and even when they do they generally just don't care. So OP karma whores with his shitty x-post and gets away with it.

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[–]bultonic 3 points4 points ago

Good, but I think the point of x-post is to pronounce it cross-post.

[–]iamdevour 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for the smile!

[–]8opus 0 points1 point ago

My dog left me hanging... She hates me :(

[–]Tummers09 0 points1 point ago

Looks like you ain't her dawg.

[–]jackoutsidethebox 2 points3 points ago

i guess you could say she's...

...a bitch. puts on sunglasses

[–]free4all87 0 points1 point ago

Cat thug life.

[–]sophomores 1 point2 points ago

Ah, yes! The classic self-consciousness after not knowing how to finish the handshake. As a white, swedish, basketball player from a small city, I can confirm the shame.

[–]bballrnm -1 points0 points ago

Well..I guess it's time to start training my cat.

Sigh.

[–]nathanws 0 points1 point ago

This makes me happier than it has any right to.

[–]Tortillas47 0 points1 point ago

The heart decorations in the background are nothing short of hilarious.

[–]dontcallmejames 0 points1 point ago

that cat rules

[–]mystifiedglobe -1 points0 points ago

High five?

You're lucky the cat was recently fed or else you'd have ended up with a bloody palm.

[–]Evinn 0 points1 point ago

First recorded man-cat drug deal.

[–]madmez 0 points1 point ago

I wish I woulda thought of this first... I have been doing this for years with my kitty!

[–]WonkaKnowsBest 0 points1 point ago

Wow this one is #10 and the original is #9. Good thing we reposted. We wouldn't want those who have a phobia of looking at odd-numbered posts to be left out!

[–]ace-of-fire 0 points1 point ago

Your house is waaaaaaay too white

[–]Tobislu 0 points1 point ago

It is time to make this an upvote gif.

Does anyone here know rudimentary gif photoshopping?

[–]Onkelffs 1 point2 points ago

[–]mochacub22 1 point2 points ago

It would be a black cat.

[–]snowlion13 0 points1 point ago

that house is all white, with black hair

[–]kronosphere 0 points1 point ago

ive been trying to teach this to the cat and all he does is take his paw and curl it under him

bastard

[–]Youki_san 0 points1 point ago

I think the cat palmed off some drugs. Catnip dealer!

[–]Micoha 0 points1 point ago

That cat was just like "What's good"

[–]rocket_socks 0 points1 point ago

i want this cat

[–]MackDeeZee 0 points1 point ago

I love how non chalant it was too. I can tell this is an frequent occurrence. I'm impressed.

[–]InsertUsrnameHere 0 points1 point ago

Just so youre not hanging... http://i.imgur.com/5vOjb.png

[–]5spoke 0 points1 point ago

"Go get em, tiger"

-The Cat

[–]bunnyjun 0 points1 point ago

Best bouncer ever!

[–]ucdkwmiller 0 points1 point ago

That was a low five...

[–]champ514 0 points1 point ago

Nice but more of a low five imo.

[–]YaThirstyBitch 1 point2 points ago

Someone tell Scooby Shaggy got a cat

[–]NomMon5ter 1 point2 points ago

"SUUUP?"

[–]Swaggonaut 0 points1 point ago

actually a drug deal

[–]CaptainKelly 0 points1 point ago

My cat does this too,we call it giving the big paw.

[–]Italian_Stallion_17 0 points1 point ago

Next step is to teach him/her a secret hand shake.

[–]almost_tomato 0 points1 point ago

I've taught my cat the same thing! It's apparently possible only with black cats.

[–]dragonandphoenix 0 points1 point ago

I love how nonchalant the cat is haha.

[–]fiercepenguin 0 points1 point ago

that's one cool cat.

[–]yuckfeah 0 points1 point ago

I used to think cats were mean, now I see they are bros.

[–]kittah 1 point2 points ago

MS Paint reconstruction of what happened when I tried it:

http://i.imgur.com/cbsld.png

[–]squashbanana 0 points1 point ago

I taught my dog to do this. :) Unfortunately, it's all she knows how to do now and does it all. the. fucking. time.

[–]Ojayy 0 points1 point ago

Swag

[–]TwistedOneOfFate 1 point2 points ago

I laughed so much I forgot this subreddit was /r/funny

[–]PaladinSato 0 points1 point ago

The previous 5 times the kid walked by and poked it.

[–]knight_hunter 0 points1 point ago

this made me giggle out loud.......but i was in the bathroom when i saw it. made some people uncomfortable WORTH IT!!!!!

[–]whitevandal 0 points1 point ago

Took waaaaaaaaaaaay too long for the gif to end its initial slow playthrough on my droid before I got to see it at regular speed.

[–]rdb33 0 points1 point ago

see now this cat needs a popped collar polo

[–]scaaahtt 0 points1 point ago

Cat low five: Makes it to the front page

Dog high five: Meh. Any dog can do that.

[–]Akeb 0 points1 point ago

And now I'm addicted to r/gifs.

[–]stromm 0 points1 point ago

Dammit, I keep forgetting you RIPPED OUT MY FRAKING CLAWS when I was a kitten!!!!

[–]BentleyWilks 0 points1 point ago

This was legit.

[–]xteneritasx 0 points1 point ago

My kitty used to fist bump with his head. RIP Tank. :(

[–]count_crotchula 0 points1 point ago

I'd like to see a white cat do that.

[–]Milldog 0 points1 point ago

My brain just exploded, I must teach this to my cat brother.

[–]Rozzzen 0 points1 point ago

This .gif is not funny, it's badass :)

[–]661Jericho 0 points1 point ago

total drug deal, i can tell from the pixels.

[–]principe_di_reddit 2 points3 points ago

"What up nigga"

[–]Rallerboy888 2 points3 points ago

I believe I've seen this before... Oh yeah, it's a repost

[–]Aesthenaut 0 points1 point ago

I've seen this maybe ten times today, and it has made me happy each time.

[–]dt74 1 point2 points ago

Upvote simply because the gif doesn't cutoff and loop too soon, unlike some gifs.

[–]Dinewiz 0 points1 point ago

[–]markca -2 points-1 points ago

Cat? Check. Cat doing something cute? Check. Hello, karma!

[–]sleptwithadamlambert -2 points-1 points ago

that cat looks so disappointed after you walked away..

[–]StopIMAHipster 0 points1 point ago

Yo wassap bra

[–]badcarder -2 points-1 points ago

That was not a high five it was a covert drug transaction. Probably catnip.

[–]JMKowerski -1 points0 points ago

I'm impressed, I can never get a hi five from a black dude.