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[–]ignitr 141 points142 points ago

Classic beauty.

[–]greenyellowbird 103 points104 points ago

[–]Sansarasa 27 points28 points ago

If DC ever makes a Wonder Woman movie, they better get her to play WW's mother role.

[–]pseudohim 17 points18 points ago

Hippolyta?

[–]weemee 8 points9 points ago

She played the principal in Sky High. A high school for super heroes. I paid attention when she entered the scene.

[–]RickRussellTX 4 points5 points ago

"I can't do anything more to help you. I'm not Wonder Woman, y'know."

[–]Veggieleezy 1 point2 points ago

I would be quite okay with that.

[–]lilyrose980 1 point2 points ago

Didn't the comics change her history so that now paradise island/themisciera doesn't exist?

[–]Sansarasa 5 points6 points ago

No, it exists. But Hera kinda destroys the whole place in the first few issues.

[–]smittenbynasa 3 points4 points ago

SHHHH if we don't talk about the New 52, it will cease to exist.

[–]Sansarasa 3 points4 points ago

If there is a series that benefited from the New52, that's Wonder Woman.

I agree though that we need to stop talking about Superman and Green Arrow in the hopes they will magically undo themselves...

[–]bubbameister33 0 points1 point ago

What's wrong with those two?

[–]Enchanted254 6 points7 points ago

Oh my god! Her eyes are so pretty!

[–]Kogusoku 3 points4 points ago

I served her dinner last year, she's also really nice!

[–]ignitr 9 points10 points ago

Indeed

[–]exatorp 6 points7 points ago

Damn... straight milf.

[–]MagicalThing 47 points48 points ago

eh

[–]thedeejus 98 points99 points ago

THIS SIXTY-ONE YEAR-OLD WOMAN IS NOT TO MY LIKING. SEND HER BACK

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 15 points16 points ago

send her this way

[–]6Jonnie6 17 points18 points ago

I don't know if that's a good idea..

[–]pkennedy451 8 points9 points ago

Why wouldn't you trust CTRL_ALT_RAPE?

[–]schmoejoe 5 points6 points ago

Canada?

[–]FreeMoustacheRide 11 points12 points ago

I feel you man.

[–]vivvav 1 point2 points ago

I could look into those eyes all day.

[–]argv_minus_one 1 point2 points ago

Ha! She looks like the Imperial City shopkeeper she voiced!

[–]workworkwork9000 26 points27 points ago

She looks kind of a lot like Katy Perry, at least in this image.

[–]fora-mejora 21 points22 points ago

Not even.

She's way prettier.

Edit: Lynda Carter, that is.

[–]Akronica 1 point2 points ago

Oh man, I remember tripping my sister every time she imitated that transformation spin at 0:26. Ah childhood, great stuff!

[–]Immynimmy 22 points23 points ago

Yeah...as opposed to all that unclassy beauty.

EDIT: Misread comment

[–]SlimGuySB 9 points10 points ago

Classic =/= Classy...

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Soo.. What's your story?

[–]newvideoaz 38 points39 points ago

Went to High School with Linda. (Arcadia High in Scottsdale AZ) Spent hours in the Theatre Arts program working with her. Lovely girl then and still so today. Haven't seen her in decades tho the waitress at our local Mexican food joint says she's back in town and occasionally comes in. Personal opinion. The reality of Linda was as memorable as the iconography. Nice person.

[–]jelde 36 points37 points ago

i would destroy half of humanity with my bare hands to go back in time and tap that ass.

[–]TijuanaTacoMonster 13 points14 points ago

[–]ATMinotaur 7 points8 points ago

[–]only_death_is_real[S] 0 points1 point ago

Take a upboat for your woman type preferences.

[–]TijuanaTacoMonster 0 points1 point ago

Yes, please

However due to so many of my formative years of watching PBS, Rigg will always be remembered as the host of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mystery!

[–]ATMinotaur 0 points1 point ago

Being from the UK, never seen that, so it's always been the Avengers. Then the new Avengers with Joanna Lumley.

[–]ignitr 4 points5 points ago

OH hell yeah

[–]meeeeoooowy 2 points3 points ago

My mom went to highschool with her. I don't think she took advantage of the opportunity though :(

[–]lampshade14 0 points1 point ago

why not just destroy the male half of humanity and have sex with every woman on earth for the rest of your life?

[–]Watchman304 -1 points0 points ago

1) Hepatitis A

2) Hepatitis B

3) Hepatitis C

[–]Well_fuck_you_then 30 points31 points ago

No, but she's in bondage.

[–]SeductiveBacon 14 points15 points ago

Still, 9 out of 10 would bang.

[–]overit86 9 points10 points ago

What about now? http://imgur.com/ZkrRj

[–]comadorcrack 26 points27 points ago

holy balls she aged well.

[–]distopiandoormatt 8 points9 points ago

Cougar.

[–]mackinoncougars 5 points6 points ago

Where?!

[–]Well_fuck_you_then 2 points3 points ago

Without hesitation.

[–]videogameexpert 10 points11 points ago

That's pretty much wonder woman's whole gag.

[–]Well_fuck_you_then 2 points3 points ago

Which is why I ran with it, really.

[–]videogameexpert 7 points8 points ago

[–]RichLather 13 points14 points ago

Silly Wonder Woman. You can't so a proper check with a bustier on.

[–]Fuckythedrunkclown 1 point2 points ago

she's got a wonder of a lump

[–]VonMeatstein 2 points3 points ago

That is HOT too!

[–]TriplH 20 points21 points ago

[–]crotchcritters -3 points-2 points ago

I'd Wonder her Woman.

[–]FreeName 0 points1 point ago

Why aren't you wondering now?

[–]Fuckythedrunkclown 0 points1 point ago

I wonder what's in a wonder ball

[–]Bikenutt 16 points17 points ago

One of the best looking women to ever grace the earth. The sheer amount of bonertude she caused in the 80's should have thrown the planet off its axis.

[–]schmoejoe 12 points13 points ago

It did. Part of the deleted scenes of Superman.

[–]VonWolfhaus 21 points22 points ago

My mother was roommates with her in college.

[–]luv2ski64 75 points76 points ago

pics of slumber parties and naked pillow fights or it didn't happen.

[–]Footballvike81 23 points24 points ago

OP will surely deliver.

[–]EntingFantastic -3 points-2 points ago

How is OP involved? Don't you mean VonWolfhaus?

[–]VonWolfhaus 10 points11 points ago

I don't know if I could bring myself to own nudes of my own mom...

[–]runsoutofspace 7 points8 points ago

You're not a true Redditor.

[–]RoboNinjaPirate 2 points3 points ago

It's really hard to fap to them, that's for sure.

[–]Emily_McAwesomepants 9 points10 points ago

My brother's boss is her husband.

[–]I_N_E_P_T_I_O_N 1 point2 points ago

I work with your mom's coach

[–]ZeGoldMedal 0 points1 point ago

This thread is making me believe that we should all play Six Degrees of Lynda Carter, not Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.

[–]chtrchtr_pussyeater 1 point2 points ago

Go on...

[–]tixmax 1 point2 points ago

I worked for her dad in Phoenix. Colby C. Carter. Carter-Jones Furniture, 4075 W. Indian School Rd. edit: never met her.

[–]drumcowski 54 points55 points ago

this is the worst meme and it needs to end.

edit: damn that's big text. I am not that upset.

[–]SnapHook 22 points23 points ago

On a scale of one to ten, one being too many cute kittens on the Internet and ten being accidentally stepping on a Lego, how do you really feel?

[–]l1ddl3monkey 28 points29 points ago

I'd say round about six; getting my sleeve hooked on a door handle

[–]kingoftown 10 points11 points ago

7 is pants pocket on a door handle. Lost many a good pants this way...

[–]intelati 7 points8 points ago

7.5 is your Belt loop.

[–]IAMAHIPO_ocolor 2 points3 points ago

Dis nigga

[–]Anaweenie 1 point2 points ago

8 is your headphones.

[–]alucard87pl 0 points1 point ago

That happening while carrying your lunch is an 11.

[–]Atario 2 points3 points ago

Lighten up, Francis.

[–]Pagan-za 0 points1 point ago

Do you do the face when you see it?

[–]innocentcriminal52 0 points1 point ago

not bad, just overused

[–]downvotesmakemehard -1 points0 points ago

I crossing my fingers that it doesn't become the new duck face.

[–]Nesman64 0 points1 point ago

I think I'd take this over the old duck face.

[–]Roont 2 points3 points ago

What a beautiful woman.

[–]liverleef 2 points3 points ago

I know several people who have met Lynda Carter in person. They all said that she is just stunningly beautiful. I mean she looks hot on TV but in person she is jaw droppingly gorgeous.

[–]kitty_o_shea 2 points3 points ago

She was my ex-boyfriend's first love. He started having confusing, special feelings for her when he was five years old. One of the first presents I got for him was a poster of Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman. He put it up right over his bed. Maybe if I'd dressed up as Wonder Woman he never would have left me. Sigh.

[–]akav0id 2 points3 points ago

..after watching the failed 2011 Wonderwoman pilot no doubt.

[–]GundamWang 1 point2 points ago

The pilot itself was leaked?

[–]akav0id 0 points1 point ago

Wonder.Woman.2011.Unaired.Pilot.DVDSCR.XviD-T00NG0D.avi ;)

[–]110110 1 point2 points ago

I guess she just got a silver medal.

[–]internetdog 2 points3 points ago

Please don't let this become a thing.

[–]ThePhilanthRAPIST 3 points4 points ago

Mrs. Carter wasn't impressed however, I was very impressed.... If you know what I mean.

[–]This_guy_is_rude 2 points3 points ago

I've got about 6 inches of I know what you mean if you know what I mean.

[–]Terobial 0 points1 point ago

What do you mean?

[–]Godslilmuffin 1 point2 points ago

Damn she's a hotty

[–]Arzy -1 points0 points ago

what % of people got into BDSM because of wonder woman? 90%?

[–]Agnostalypse 0 points1 point ago

I don't have any proof for this, just a heads up before anyone asks, but Lynda and her kids used to take singing/guitar lessons at the music store I work at. It was before my time there, but her teacher said she was "as nice and polite as she is tall".

[–]RQUIZZLE -1 points0 points ago

Dem cheek bones

[–]yinoryang 0 points1 point ago

One of my original crushes in WW. Youtube "battle of the network stars" and you'll see an excited, uber-cute famous lady kissing everyone. It's hard to imagine any of today's crush-girls acting this freely on camera.

[–]EndorphinRush 0 points1 point ago

Her plane disappeared... wait...

[–]weemee 0 points1 point ago

I'm impressed that her big ol titties are supporting that heavy assed chain.

Way to go Linda!

[–]Vodiodoh 1 point2 points ago

Would bang.

[–]seinzumtode 0 points1 point ago

It looks like she's itching her pretty little nose.

[–]schniggens 0 points1 point ago

I'd be unimpressed too. All she has to do is crouch down a little and she'll slip right out of those chains.

[–]chpper 0 points1 point ago

Brazzers Olympics

[–]josephanthony 0 points1 point ago

That's because Lynda Carter does the impressing.

[–]Tromboni 0 points1 point ago

Please let this be the new duckface.

[–]wickwotan 1 point2 points ago

I don´t think those are pictures of unimpressed women. Those are pictures of women biting the skin of the inside of their cheeks.

[–]madhaxor 0 points1 point ago

nor was she impressed last week when this was posted, or the week before

[–]jonbowen 0 points1 point ago

I probably would've masturbated to her if I knew what masturbating was back in 1980.

[–]snap_wilson 1 point2 points ago

I don't think there has been any point in my life where I wouldn't have given up three fingers for one night of passion with her. Life. Long. Crush. She's so gorgeous.

[–]ademnus 1 point2 points ago

actually, that was her mouth beginning to escape the chains before the rest of her body.

[–]RickRussellTX 1 point2 points ago

"Seriously, did you get these chains from the hanging plant section at the nursery? I've met parking attendants more villainous than you."

[–]RickRussellTX 0 points1 point ago

The TV Wonder Woman's re-introduction on Batman: The Brave and the Bold was just fantastic.

[–]SAXTONHAAAAAAAAAAALE 1 point2 points ago

"chains, really?"

[–]Raredone 0 points1 point ago

This won't get seen but I believe Lynda Carter is biting the side of her cheek. Not as in the chewing gum, and bite your cheek and it fucking hurts. More like biting your nails. It's a habit. Don't ask me why but I do it and it is really easy for me to see when someone else is. It's pretty common as I see other people doing it quite frequently. And it definitely looks like that's what Carter and Mckayla Maroney are doing in the pictures.

[–]Protesilaus2501 0 points1 point ago

The girls back home were WAAY better at this.

I understand that there is some bondage in the history of the Amazon Women of her lineage. Considerable amounts. Ask her creator... See here

[–]PaperHatsOnCats 0 points1 point ago

I don't know, it looks more like, "Gosh, I'm all tied up! Wish I had a man to help me!"

[–]wpiman 0 points1 point ago

Does she resemble Zoe Deschanle (or vice versa)...

[–]DarkfireXXVI 0 points1 point ago

Ran spotlight on a show of hers just a couple months ago at the Suncoast here in Las Vegas. Nice lady.

[–]jai07 0 points1 point ago

It is like Reddit just realized this is an actual facial expression that people commonly do. I implore you to find pictures of different people doing this and make sure to update us when you find them!!

[–]khushi97 0 points1 point ago

Stop this. Please. No more women making unimpressed faces

[–]Gebdoe 0 points1 point ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MAN I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS.

This is classic comedy! The wit is matched only by the timing!

But seriously. I don't get it.

Fuck, /r/funny

Why is everyone commenting on how pretty she is? Did I miss the memo about this subreddit wasn't about funny stuff any longer?

[–]natranr 0 points1 point ago

I love Lynda Carter, Wonder Woman, She was in Sky High, and played Nord/Orc females in Oblivion. to bad she didnt reprise her role in Skyrim, if only for a few characters.

[–]Lothens 0 points1 point ago

Enough with this not impressed shit.

[–]Watchman304 -1 points0 points ago

[–]MurrayPloppins 0 points1 point ago

I upvoted this from 1337 to 1338... And on some level that disturbs me.

[–]fannyalgersabortion 0 points1 point ago

Isn't she balls crazy?

[–]CapnCrayg 1 point2 points ago

Stop

[–]Intrepidatious -1 points0 points ago

Great pic. BUT. Don't you hate when you post something and it gets no upvotes only to have someone else get the love for it a week later? I even gave it photoshop goodness.

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/y5x99/wonder_woman_was_unimpressed_first/

[–]only_death_is_real[S] -1 points0 points ago

life is a bitch...

[–]Surfacetovolume 1 point2 points ago

r/OldSchoolCool would probably like this.

[–]pieisbetter2 0 points1 point ago

I think I remember seeing it there already.

[–]Surfacetovolume 0 points1 point ago

Oh, okay. I admit I didn't check before suggesting it. Thanks.

[–]bsglassey 0 points1 point ago

Why are you doing this? WHY?!

[–]learntofart -3 points-2 points ago

Maybe she's sad to have won silver. I'm sure there are Bondage Olympics being held somewhere.

[–]TaintedSquirrel 0 points1 point ago

I laughed, so you get an upvote.

[–]abrahamisaninja -1 points0 points ago

this meme is not funny

[–]camalittle -1 points0 points ago

Who even knew this is a meme.

[–]The_Last_Zombie -2 points-1 points ago

Well, for Wonder Woman being chained must be like getting a silver medal.

[–]vivvav 1 point2 points ago

I know the entire history of the bondage themes in Wonder Woman and I have no fucking clue what this joke is supposed to mean.

[–]Trinket90 -1 points0 points ago

I'm pretty sure it's just a bad attempt to make the (pretty obvious) connection between her expression and that of McKayla Maroney's unimpressed silver medal face. (If you've been buried under a rock, see here: http://weknowmemes.com/2012/08/mckayla-maroney-meme/)

[–]vivvav 0 points1 point ago

Oh. That.
I hate Reddit's memes, so I try to avoid them.

[–]The_Last_Zombie -2 points-1 points ago

She's making the MacKayla face, dude.

[–]M0b1u5 0 points1 point ago

One of the hottest women of all time, and still very beautiful!

[–]KayakNinja -2 points-1 points ago

I guess whips and chains don't excite her?

[–]Goliath89 -1 points0 points ago

I've always wondered, you think Lynda Carter would have preferred to wear the Jim Lee costume?