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[–]Thoraxe 3 points4 points ago

If your dog is cruising around with a bag of shit suspended from his ass he's not going to have any street cred.

[–]pddro[S] 1 point2 points ago

Can't see how other dogs will be fist-pumping and high-fiving your dog if he's logging around a backpack of shit. I just can't see that happening at all.

[–]ThaWalrus2 0 points1 point ago

That's disgusting. Just carry the damn bag of shit for the thirty minute walk so your dog doesn't have that thing stuck to its asshole.

[–]Rabbit-master 0 points1 point ago

I forsee dogs being annoyed by that thing, and in classic dog fashion proceeds to try and rip it off with its mouth. Possibly hillarious, and very likely disgusting.

[–]8_4_Schu 0 points1 point ago

I can see my dog waiting until everyone is asleep, then dropping that bag of shit on MY front porch after setting the bag alight. Revenge is a dish best served in a flaming plastic bag.

[–]stayhigh247 0 points1 point ago

this is degrading on a whole new level. just carry around a plastic bag and pick it up, it's not like dogs constantly shit all the time, they're probably only going to shit once..