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[–]MsAnnThrope 538 points539 points ago

I kid you not, I saw that same chick this morning on Lake City Way. :D

[–]Sergeant_Gray[S] 309 points310 points ago

Hilarious! You saw her just three blocks before I did.

[–]MsAnnThrope 178 points179 points ago

We're commute buddies. :)

[–]ZorglubDK 95 points96 points ago

You should carpool !!

[–]FishBonePendant 190 points191 points ago

Touch dicks.

[–]MsAnnThrope 97 points98 points ago

I don't have one...

[–]jerseydevil2oo3 121 points122 points ago

It's settled then.

[–]FishBonePendant 81 points82 points ago

Touch butts

[–]shutupjoey 33 points34 points ago

Poo back and forth.

[–]megalodon90 18 points19 points ago

Forever

[–]runswithtrolls 9 points10 points ago

Battleshit?

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]FishBonePendant 4 points5 points ago

Two butts one toilet.

[–]anthrocide 2 points3 points ago

Dick to Fallopian tube?

[–]MsAnnThrope 11 points12 points ago

Ouch. I don't think you know how it works.

[–]MsAnnThrope 59 points60 points ago

Stop that.

[–]Arktri 17 points18 points ago

I assume you are blushing at this moment.

[–]Jhas253 17 points18 points ago

You should know reddit does not stop.

[–]booster522 36 points37 points ago

[–]serael 7 points8 points ago

Why does he get downvoted for posting the image when a guy below simply posted nowkiss.jpeg and got over 150 upvotes?

[–]Bloodfeastisleman 10 points11 points ago

Guy before him posted it 3 hours earlier

[–]mylivingeulogy 16 points17 points ago

shrug Reddit.

[–]Sopps 0 points1 point ago

I'm so sorry for you.

[–]MsAnnThrope 14 points15 points ago

It's okay. I'm a chick; I don't really need one. Except when I need one.

[–]Nightshade1105 8 points9 points ago

Bingo, folks. Tag her n' bag her.

[–]IntroductoryAluminum 3 points4 points ago

Docking. Don't google it.

[–]lettheflowgo 0 points1 point ago

And it's not gay, it's what friends do.

[–]slashblot 8 points9 points ago

Just a guess but MsAnnThrope is probably not someone you want to carpool with in the moring.

[–]oleoleoleoleole 279 points280 points ago

Nowkiss.jpeg

[–]gaedikus 21 points22 points ago

she must be making her rounds...

[–]Fahs 2 points3 points ago

I used to live right by that Panda Express! yay, Lake Shitty!

[–]CREEPYPASTA101 43 points44 points ago

Do you have a Doctor Who vanity plate?

[–]MsAnnThrope 44 points45 points ago

...I do. How did you know that?

[–]Sergeant_Gray[S] 53 points54 points ago

Holy crap, now I know exactly which car you were in this morning.

[–]MsAnnThrope 35 points36 points ago

Yeah? Light blue Mazda 3? Give me a wave next time. :)

[–]stillakilla 18 points19 points ago

2009? The one in front of the car in OP's picture?

[–]MsAnnThrope 26 points27 points ago

Ha! That's me! It's a 2007, though. Weird that I didn't notice that before. I remember after I took the picture I ended up in front of her.

[–]stillakilla 11 points12 points ago

Damn, my experience as a Mazda salesman has failed me. -_-

Obligatory nowkiss.jpg

[–]MsAnnThrope 7 points8 points ago

Your secret's safe with me.

edit: Grammar. I am an idiot.

[–]MiserubleCant 1 point2 points ago

Ha! That's me!

Hehe, that's amazing!

[–]C_T_C_C 1 point2 points ago

Now, zoom and enhance...

[–]RandomLebowskiQuote 9 points10 points ago

Also recognized Lake City Way. 130th St. resident reporting in

[–]TheDarkness3 30 points31 points ago

I think those two are going to intercourse. You were a little late :(

[–]namelessjames 11 points12 points ago

you posted it on reddit...

[–]MsAnnThrope 9 points10 points ago

Oh, right. In r/doctor who. That was ages ago; I had totally forgotten. :)

[–]YashinNashi 2 points3 points ago

This Might've tipped him off.

[–]TaintedSquirrel 21 points22 points ago

Reddit is turning into a global monitoring service. They're... everywhere...

[–]mojouk 43 points44 points ago

Typical Reddit - You finally find something worthy of posting but someone not only took the same picture but with a superior camera to boot!

[–]MsAnnThrope 56 points57 points ago

I know! I was so excited to post this today! Oh well. At least people got to see it, that's what counts. :)

[–]lessthanjake 18 points19 points ago

Atleast you'll get some comment karma in return when this hits the front page. We all know that comment karma is way cooler than link karma anyways.

[–]MsAnnThrope 26 points27 points ago

Woohoo comment karma!

[–]Devilheart 2 points3 points ago

Seriously...that's all it takes?

[–]__d-_-b__ 4 points5 points ago

That's the right spirit.

[–]tandorkus 1 point2 points ago

Did you happen to get a solid look at the driver? Male or female? Approximate age? From the reflection the driver looks to be a senior citizen. This makes me curious as to whether the license plate is a complete joke or if there is some hideous sleazy truth to it.

[–]MsAnnThrope 1 point2 points ago

She was probably in her mid-50s, blonde, pretty. She looked a little annoyed though.

[–]CardboardHeatshield 0 points1 point ago

This is an accurate reflection of how little OC there actually is out there...

[–]godlesspinko 5 points6 points ago

Seattle?

[–]MsAnnThrope 6 points7 points ago

Yup!

[–]godlesspinko 2 points3 points ago

Schweeeeeeet.

[–]furtiveraccoon 1 point2 points ago

Oh great, she's in my area... gotta ignore this entire post or I'll be hunting soon eno- GLARHJKLBALKKAK WHERE IS SHE?!

[–]opusinwub 4 points5 points ago

One thing I learned about Lake City Way when I had a bank route that took me through there from Fremont.... STAY THE FUCK OUTTA LAKE CITY.

Also, if I ever buy my SO a car, it'll be on the condition it has a license plate as such.

[–]MsAnnThrope 3 points4 points ago

It's not so bad early in the morning when I go. I'm usually through there by 7.

[–]AdamCohn 1 point2 points ago

I believe the proper nomenclature is "Lake Shitty Way"

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 242 points243 points ago

Price of a BJ has been skyrocketing.

[–]Sergeant_Gray[S] 232 points233 points ago

Still cheaper than marriage.

[–]Bryz_ 52 points53 points ago

What isn't?

[–]foggart 128 points129 points ago

NASA

[–]__d-_-b__ 53 points54 points ago

Funny you should say because there used to be this comic-like game in Germany called BIING where you ran a hospital/brothel with naked nurses. To please your "girlfriends" you could buy them gifts like cars, yachts and stuff.

You could also send a satellite up - I don't remember why - but the gifts for women were always more expensive.

Hence me and my friends came up with the line "bitch, you more expensive than a satellite"

[–]foggart 13 points14 points ago

I love this.

[–]userjoe9066 6 points7 points ago

10/10

[–]GoKickYourself 5 points6 points ago

I will require that game for my extensive studies.

[–]audiyon 2 points3 points ago

[–]greyscales 11 points12 points ago

NASA costs you half a penny of every dollar you make. I am sure, marriage is more expensive.

[–]Highlighter_Freedom 5 points6 points ago

It's half a penny of every dollar the GOVERNMENT makes. Unless your taxes are 100%, that's an absurdly high figure.

[–]FalconOne 6 points7 points ago

You're off by almost a factor of 9. Its almost .07% of a penny.

[–]CardboardHeatshield 5 points6 points ago

I'm willing to bet that it's a whole lot less than that...

[–]Lilyo 0 points1 point ago

Nice try US government.

[–]TijuanaTacoMonster 0 points1 point ago

Liberation

[–]Quazz 0 points1 point ago

Well actually...

[–]gigashadowwolf 6 points7 points ago

Divorce.

[–]JustZisGuy 5 points6 points ago

High-speed rail?

[–]EmotionalSupportPony 1 point2 points ago

Everybody knows the are no BJs in a marriage.

[–]RUN_BKK 9 points10 points ago

People will be sucking dick for BJs soon.

[–]MeatzaMan 31 points32 points ago

Relevant, driving down the 5 in california I had a very nice Ferrari fly past me. I had to do a double check because the woman was beautiful and the license plate read 8DIK4IT.

[–]string97bean 85 points86 points ago

Must have been one hell-of-a BJ.

[–]Armed_To_The_Teets 70 points71 points ago

Couldn't have been that good, it's just a mustang.....

[–]Sergeant_Gray[S] 83 points84 points ago

Not even a V8 at that.

[–]SoManyNinjas 50 points51 points ago

Automatic, no doubt

[–]Sergeant_Gray[S] 256 points257 points ago

The license plate implies that she knows how to handle a stick.

[–]Wahrheit 91 points92 points ago

[–]PK_Fire 2 points3 points ago

LOL That gif is perfect!

[–]DolphinDaddy 13 points14 points ago

Reddit: "FUCK YOU and your positive attitude!"

[–]spazmatt527 5 points6 points ago

Yeah holy shit. This guy is being genuinely positive and he gets the shit downvoted out of him.

[–]GGWithrow 3 points4 points ago

[–]Arak-Nafein 19 points20 points ago

It's a V8. The Mustang GT/CS is a V8. The badge simply looks similar to the V6 version.

http://0.tqn.com/d/mustangs/1/0/3/k/-/-/DSC_0225.jpg

[–]Algeradd 9 points10 points ago

It's a California Special, you can tell by the badge. A California Special is an option package on top of a GT, so yes, it is a V8. Props to her for getting a proper Mustang.

[–]HookDragger 2 points3 points ago

Actually you can't say that. I specifically had all the "GT" badges removed because I think they look stupid.

[–]bkstyles 5 points6 points ago

Actually it is a V8. California Special 5.0

[–]TheSoapySolution 0 points1 point ago

2 exhaust pipes on mustang = v8

[–]TijuanaTacoMonster 1 point2 points ago

More of a "GIFT4HJ" kind of car

[–]nathanlegit 50 points51 points ago

Ahh yes, Brittany Jones. Real nice girl, has a great head on her shoulders. She's really going places, almost done with her degree and everything.

Also, she does this thing where she puts men's penises in her mouth, boy do we love that. Classic Brittany.

Real nice girl.

[–]cycophuk 22 points23 points ago

You know, I wish I made the kind of money that I could give a Mustang to a girl just because she sucked my dick. I think at that point, you stop being wealthy and start being powerful.

"Suck my dick and I'll give you a car. =suck, suck= Well, that was adequate, so here are the keys to a Geo Metro."

[–]bethanyj 29 points30 points ago

I'm a BJ :( When I marry my boyfriend, I will be BJS.

[–]Jewboy27 15 points16 points ago

Be glad you weren't just a bj

[–]tadowguy 8 points9 points ago

I hope you use the pick-up line "Ever had a BJ?"

[–]malvoliosf 8 points9 points ago

I bet your fiancé has at least contemplated writing the vow, "The last BJ I will ever need..."

[–]bethanyj 3 points4 points ago

That is fantastic.

[–]malvoliosf 8 points9 points ago

There's an old joke that on the morning after the wedding night, the groom is smiling because he's just gotten the best BJ of his life, and the bride is smiling because she's just given the last BJ of her life.

[–]MinisterThePrime 5 points6 points ago

Sounds more like BS.

[–]falling_sideways 2 points3 points ago

Maybe you just drop the J. Or would that be BS?

[–]Biancie 1 point2 points ago

I'm a BJ too

[–]VerbalFeces 9 points10 points ago

2 to 1 that's the tranny that blew Eddie Murphy. He used to be pretty good. amirite?

[–]mistersparrow 18 points19 points ago

Or it could be a guy offering a proposal...

[–]Sergeant_Gray[S] 20 points21 points ago

Hard to tell from the picture, but it was definitely a woman driving.

[–]JLHess 39 points40 points ago

It's a V8, she must swallow.

EDIT for factual relevance.

[–]Arak-Nafein 2 points3 points ago

That's a V8. It's the California Special edition which is basically a GT with cosmetic exterior & interior upgrades.

[–]othersomethings 7 points8 points ago

Or Bunny Lebowski.

[–]to_be_quite_frank 5 points6 points ago

[–]Mtownterror 3 points4 points ago

Present from Rob Gronkowski

[–]theobanger 15 points16 points ago

Maybe it's an offer OP.

Give her a present (something fancy, like a bouncy ball), and she may go down on you.

What is the worst that could happen?

[–]Anteaterdance 5 points6 points ago

Something fancy like a bouncy ball C: I like the way you think.

[–]IronLung420 6 points7 points ago

Pepper spray.

[–]Stubbo 10 points11 points ago

I've come to the conclusion from the 2 mirrors that its dog the bounty hunter in there!

[–]alphader 3 points4 points ago

Can't help but think it was her dad's idea.

[–]Granite-M 17 points18 points ago

Well, sure. I mean, Britney Jones gives the best head in the tri-state area, after all.

[–]LastRedCoat 6 points7 points ago

How much is that really saying when Oregon and Idaho girls are your competitors though?

[–]gosassin 3 points4 points ago

Try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot!

[–]criticalbitch 3 points4 points ago

God I hope this isn't too buried but my father bought my mother a Benz. (They are in their late 70's). Her initials are B J . He got a tag that read Benz4BJ. I couldn't tell them for laughing about it and I refused to drive it.

[–]annielovesbacon 2 points3 points ago

Buy that bitch a Mustang.

Bitches love Mustangs.

[–]lagspike 3 points4 points ago

you'd suck a dick for a mustang too, dont lie

[–]name_not_taken_yet 0 points1 point ago

Change mustang to car and then yeah probably would.

[–]BurritoHunter 2 points3 points ago

Is it sad that I thought it was 'gif' something before I realized what the plate actually said?

[–]vertigo1083 1 point2 points ago

To be fair, I once had a girlfriend who gave a BJ worthy enough for a car payment.

She never got it, but I always did.

[–]bwizard 1 point2 points ago

Wow! I used to work at a German coffee shop right there... I have made her coffee numerous times.

[–]jimminyxmas 2 points3 points ago

THANK YOU DADDY!!!!!!

[–]kadren170 2 points3 points ago

Salt

Lake

U

Tah

[–]SilasX93 0 points1 point ago

V6. Not impressed.

If he really loved her he'd buy her the 5.0

[–]brysi 2 points3 points ago

I'm kinda surprised the DMV let her get away with this. They are pretty anal about vanity tags where I live. Apparently there's a huge list of things they run over before granting your request.

[–]moswald 6 points7 points ago

pretty anal

[–]camslam84 -1 points0 points ago

I applaud this lady, she's probably been getting flak her whole life and she's decided to own it. You go girl!

[–]cmontgomery33 0 points1 point ago

i wonder how she got that car...

[–]im_that_girl 1 point2 points ago

It took me a rrrrreeeeeeaaaally long time to get the joke :(

[–]FutureSomething 0 points1 point ago

Brittini*

[–]Kiannathekid 1 point2 points ago

Can someone explain this joke to me

[–]Milkshakemaker 0 points1 point ago

So ashton kutcher bought her that ?

[–]foolishnesss 0 points1 point ago

Once saw a license plate that said "HJ BOSS." Me and my friends definitely started calling each other HJ bosses.

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[–]Waynegravsky 2 points3 points ago

B L O W J O B

[–]bestbeforeMar91 1 point2 points ago

It'd be worse if it were actually a gift for graduating with her Bachelor of Journalism.

[–]Kevilicious 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god. I was looking at this and back at the comments for 5 minutes. I thought the plate said "GIFT48J"

[–]soapbutt 0 points1 point ago

Lake City checking in! I want some Tubs Subs now.

[–]BBQsauce18 1 point2 points ago

Classy.

[–]iamtheowlman 1 point2 points ago

My cousin's name is BJ (she got one of those double names, like 'Mary-Anne'.

Hmm, that reminds me, I still have to go through my Babysitting Club collection and take out the doubles for the swap meet next week.

[–]bljones94 1 point2 points ago

hey, my name is Brittany Jones. but that's totally not my car. I wish it was....with a different plate o.o

[–]phillythebeaut 0 points1 point ago

wonder what you can get for a ZJ

[–]Last_Years_Villain 0 points1 point ago

I know a girl named Brittany Jones.

[–]bookon 0 points1 point ago

Last time I checked, BJ's provided their own reward...

[–]NeilOhighO 1 point2 points ago

She's just being extremely transparent about her automotive acquisition.

[–]Bluedemonfox 1 point2 points ago

oorr or, hear me out! It could be the car is a gift for an awesome blow job!

[–]thebatteryhuman 0 points1 point ago

I hate that my initials also read "BJ". Worse, they read "BJS"

[–]tornadorexx 0 points1 point ago

To be fair... even I'd give a bj for a free Mustang.

[–]bangzoomstraitmoon 0 points1 point ago

Holy hell, do I hate those NW stickers with the old-skool Mariners pitchfork as the W. Hate 'em.

[–]Atheist_are_a_theory -1 points0 points ago

Showed this to my wife, I told her that the blow jobs have a power like no other. The universe aligns in its correct order when a satisfying BJ is given.

[–]helix19 0 points1 point ago

Damn, I've been blowing the wrong people...

[–]oxym0r0n 0 points1 point ago

That's the most expensive blowjob ever...

[–]Holiace 0 points1 point ago

Fun fact: in Swedish "gift" means both married and poison.

[–]jpwinkis 0 points1 point ago

I just posted this on my friends wall with the same name just spelled differently.

[–]JustChillingReviews 0 points1 point ago

Her name is Britney Jones.

[–]DanetOfTheApes 0 points1 point ago

That must have been one hell of a Britney Jones!

[–]TweedAvenger 0 points1 point ago

Britney Jones suckin' on some bones.

[–]bootiesz 0 points1 point ago

I really hope this gift wasn't from her dad 0.o

[–]Stenchr 1 point2 points ago

Hey I just saw This shared by one of my friends.

[–]garvebutcherson 0 points1 point ago

green jetta with rims and a badgeless in the background!

[–]ninjaneer76 -1 points0 points ago

Also, who wastes their extra money on the California "special" mustang. Seriously, come on.

[–]Tatatee -1 points0 points ago

Still kind of a waste for just a dime-a-dozen Mustang.

[–]dragonandphoenix 0 points1 point ago

I'm sure it says something similar on her taxes

[–]MountEverett 0 points1 point ago

My friends little brother's named Barry-Jake. Up until he was about 14, he wanted to be called BJ

[–]just_bob 0 points1 point ago

She looks more like an Amber to me.

[–]bloodybelly42 0 points1 point ago

i hope she got that car for giving a blow job. She is either really good or that guy has never gotten a blowski before.

[–]orbitsjupiter 0 points1 point ago

I actually have a friend named Britney Jones. Yes all of our nicknames for her included BJ.

[–]Gragorin 0 points1 point ago

Ah, and here I thought her name was Daisy Swallows.

[–]FloobLord 0 points1 point ago

I hope it was one hell of a BJ.

[–]Classy_15 0 points1 point ago

As a person with a friend named Brittany jones this kinda freaked me out at first.

[–]ratyeuyi 0 points1 point ago

I'm seeing a girl named Britany Jones!

[–]breezillini23 0 points1 point ago

I have the initials BJ. I used to hate it...now I embrace it and make many puns around my boyfriend.

[–]pib319 0 points1 point ago

I'd do a lot of sexual activities for that car.

[–]XxWhIpLaSh18xX 0 points1 point ago

Coincidentally, i know a girl named Brittany Jones

[–]penultimator 0 points1 point ago

I bet she's good at bubble blowing.

[–]Machuzy 1 point2 points ago

So... her dad bought it?

I'll show myself out.

[–]FalatioJones 0 points1 point ago

I belong here!

[–]arabstalker 0 points1 point ago

Classic

two different redditors take the same photo to post on reddit and meet on reddit while posting the picture...then get married and post their pets on reddit claiming they found them on the side of the road in a box

[–]masterbard1 0 points1 point ago

am I the only one to think she must give one fucking good BJ?

[–]gamfreak 0 points1 point ago

it was probably just given on her birthjay

[–]icamefrom4chan 0 points1 point ago

I saw this car in edmonds or there abouts. She ain't hot.

[–]Blakk420 0 points1 point ago

Oddly enough i know two different girls named Brittney Jones