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[–]Eluriel 80 points81 points ago

It doesn't make sense to write "0".

[–]recursive 23 points24 points ago

It's to enhance the jpg artifacts.

[–]Cyberslasher 0 points1 point ago

Gotta have those graying pixels.

[–]Harkonen_inc -3 points-2 points ago

Don't necessarily have to; could just add more jpg.

[–]ExtraCheesed_Buddha 7 points8 points ago

In my day... We just left the side blank until he/she won a game

[–]Tr0user 4 points5 points ago

You are past your rock, paper, scissors playing days? What have you, arthritis?

[–]steviesteveo12 4 points5 points ago

I can imagine the circumstance that led to the 0 being there. I think you'd need to be pretty strong willed to resist the urge to rub it in after, say, the 15th victory.

[–]TestAcctPlsIgnore 21 points22 points ago

[–]Harkonen_inc 0 points1 point ago

[–]JYehsian 54 points55 points ago

It's a real marvel that they keep playing.

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 35 points36 points ago

I think it's fantastic.

[–]JasonEay 31 points32 points ago

The Thing is he doesn't seem to give up easily.

[–]FaultyWires 4 points5 points ago

This situation is looking pretty Grimm for Edward.

[–]GreenLanternCorps -2 points-1 points ago

HAHAHAHA oh man...marvel

[–]tatersi8 5 points6 points ago

where's Flat Stanley when you need him?

[–]tresser 3 points4 points ago

source. it's a t-shirt

[–]humble_braggart 1 point2 points ago

Paper Man was off fighting illiteracy and eventual obsolescence with horribly contrived characters.

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 10 points11 points ago

At least we can always count on Paper Boy to deliver.

[–]SailingSeasofRum 1 point2 points ago

There is a super hero called The Paper in the anime miniseries Read or Die. (The OVA one) She is pretty amazing.

[–]gassyexplosion 2 points3 points ago

retoast

[–]nitrohawk91 1 point2 points ago

This joke is weirdly specific.

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 0 points1 point ago

Your mom is weirdly specific.

[–]aceoftrachs 0 points1 point ago

I always felt her interpretation was loose.

[–]notAcrimeScene 2 points3 points ago

took me a few seconds to figure that out. its funny.

[–]DrunkenColonelSander 3 points4 points ago

NNEERRDDSS!!!!!

[–]Provenzer0[S] 1 point2 points ago

[–]mistersparrow 0 points1 point ago

WHY WOULD YOU KEEP PLAYING?

[–]OmniaII -1 points0 points ago

[–]has_no_karma 1 point2 points ago

Damn. I was hoping for some gimmick, like The Thing's score kept going up through each repost. I put too much faith in you lot.

[–]Provenzer0[S] -1 points0 points ago

[–]DotNine 1 point2 points ago

Poor Ed.

[–]elppaenip 0 points1 point ago

The only winning move is not to play...

[–]why_not21 1 point2 points ago

This game is stupid. Lets make paper snowflakes.

[–]SubversiveMustache 1 point2 points ago

Paper Mario would round this out nicely.

[–]gigashadowwolf 0 points1 point ago

Sneaking up behind the thing ready to garrote him.

[–]Mikey-2-Guns 0 points1 point ago

Can't stop the rock!

[–]clownyfish 0 points1 point ago

Too bad 'Papa Paper Mache' never caught on in hollywood...

[–]trust_me_I_am_expert 0 points1 point ago

My friends and I use Rock - Paper - Scissors to make almost all decisions.

Who gets to sit up front? RPS Who gets to choose where we're going for lunch? RPS Who gets the last slice of Pizza? RPS

It works for everything.

[–]sir5ur 0 points1 point ago

until he sculpts a giant hedge into paper..wait.. what?

[–]thanksfine 1 point2 points ago

[–]YesYouIdiot 0 points1 point ago

What a stupid title.

[–]srideout 0 points1 point ago

Now explain to me how paper beats rock.

[–]BoojiBoy 0 points1 point ago

Cuz paper owns this town, see?

[–]sea_bastard 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else read the title as 'Your efforts are fertile'? Needless to say I was both disappointed and confused after clicking the link

[–]FistingAmy[!] 0 points1 point ago

You could make the same concept using Edward and Paper Mario, or Pa Rappa. Or one of those and Thong.

[–]DLimited 0 points1 point ago

Someone explains the joke to dumb old me, please.

[–]DJhusky99 -1 points0 points ago

Edward scissorhands + rock man... rock papaer scissors? rock beats scissors. they can't change. done.

[–]diggerB 0 points1 point ago

"rock man" ಠ_ಠ

[–]DJhusky99 0 points1 point ago

sorry, at least i know he's from fantastic four. :)

[–]HollowScope 0 points1 point ago

u know what ur doing

[–]rubentricoli 0 points1 point ago

Stone beats scissors·

[–]Goredby21 0 points1 point ago

Are you fucking kidding me. This shit is mad old

[–]DEPC 0 points1 point ago

You should replace the Thing for Dwayne Johnson.

[–]nbshark 0 points1 point ago

[–]DukeCanada 0 points1 point ago

Clearly you know what you're doing....

I have OP tagged as "Knows what he's doing"

[–]oldorox 1 point2 points ago

This is a repost its one of the first images i ever saw on reddit

[–]amsfer9 0 points1 point ago

I wonder how either one of these guys takes a piss.

[–]jea15001 0 points1 point ago

there has to be a better way to depict that they are indeed playing a game of rock-paper-scissors. It took me way too long to realize what was going on.

[–]smytro 0 points1 point ago

[–]Xenzzyx -4 points-3 points ago

REPOST

[–]Provenzer0[S] 0 points1 point ago

It is only a repost to some. Seeing that you are clueless of how the system works please allow me to redirect you to reddiquette so that you may learn the ways of the world.

Please don't:

  • Complain about reposts. Just because you have seen it before doesn't mean everyone has. Votes indicate the popularity of a post, so just vote. Keep in mind that linking to previous posts is not automatically a complaint; it is information. Votes indicate how the community values information, so just vote.

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[–]Provenzer0[S] 0 points1 point ago

It is only a repost to some. Seeing that you are new here allow me to redirect you to reddiquette so that you may learn the ways of the world.

Please don't:

  • Complain about reposts. Just because you have seen it before doesn't mean everyone has. Votes indicate the popularity of a post, so just vote. Keep in mind that linking to previous posts is not automatically a complaint; it is information. Votes indicate how the community values information, so just vote.