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[–]atomic-chroma 74 points75 points ago

Ronald's gotta keep that pimp hand strong if he's gonna hold the upper hand on Grimace and Birdy. The ham-burglar has been trying to move in on his 'happy meals' lately.

[–]leedorham 24 points25 points ago

Man would I love to give Birdy a happy meal.

[–]Quintuss 13 points14 points ago

It's not a happy meal without the tears first.

[–]therocketflyer 15 points16 points ago

I gave that bitch a Happy Meal

Bitches love Happy Meals

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]youstolemyname 9 points10 points ago

No.

[–]booooooooooooosh 30 points31 points ago

Not to be a mcpedant, but it's 'hamburglar', stealer of hamburgers. Not 'ham burglar', stealer of ham.

[–]atomic-chroma 13 points14 points ago

See, I thought that's what it was, but my iPhone was all 'no, no, hyphens are the way of the future' and I figured I'd go with the autocorrect. Now I know not to trust robots when it comes to fictional fast food characters.

Screw you, Siri.

[–]Crasty 5 points6 points ago

I'm having trouble with that. I could search the web for 'ham-burglar' if you like.

[–]alsetmusic -2 points-1 points ago

I like how you threw in the dig at Siri for good measure because you weren't competent enough to see beyond an error made by a machine. That's sure to win you a little extra karma.

[–]sumptin_wierd 6 points7 points ago

Is Ronald McDonald gonna have to choke a bitch?

[–]atomic-chroma 2 points3 points ago

He's gonna get all Wayne Brady up on those mcnuggets

[–]anthrocide -5 points-4 points ago

Is high school STILL out!?

[–]skyman724 -2 points-1 points ago

The sad thing is if he gets some McShit out of you he's gonna sell it to little kids.............

If you are what you eat, those kids are McShits with McSemen cause you know he's gonna shove the McShit down their throats with his dick.

[–]blankexpression 58 points59 points ago

Serving up the whamburgers with a side of cries.

[–]wobinidan 9 points10 points ago

Ronny hit that chicken in his McNuggets.

[–]FearDrow_TrustDrizzt 8 points9 points ago

POW! Right in the pisser.

[–]Nizzler 1 point2 points ago

[–]MrNiceWatchBro 1 point2 points ago

french-cries...

[–]CH3CH2OH_Fiend 93 points94 points ago

This is so McOld it hurts

[–]jraines 35 points36 points ago

I'd wager it's older than 25% of the people who upvoted it.

[–]Wade_W_Wilson 34 points35 points ago

Don't come into my library! These books are way older than you, and you don't deserve to like them!

[–]Zinnwaldite -1 points0 points ago

You've got yourself a McDeal, pal.

[–]Jux_ 1 point2 points ago

I can't remember the last time I saw one of those statues.

[–]aceslick911 2 points3 points ago

I'm pretty sure I saw this on Myspace once. Um.. someone else s myspace of course.

[–]smartassdrunk 13 points14 points ago

now is it funnier as "slap the McShit out of you" or i'll "McSlap the shit out of you"?

[–]bonedead 36 points37 points ago

I prefer McShit

[–]Cerveza87 18 points19 points ago

It was the McShit that cracked me up

[–]SquishMitt3n 11 points12 points ago

TheMcShit makes the joke. Pure gold.

[–]dwarrior2000 2 points3 points ago

I have to admit, the McShit made me chuckle.

[–]Saicotic 0 points1 point ago

As a discerning joke connoisseur, I can confirm that "McShit" is the high point of this humor.

[–]GiantSquidd 2 points3 points ago

...ew.

[–]imbapwnn00b 2 points3 points ago

Both.

[–]Shane75776 1 point2 points ago

Why not "I'll fucking McSlap the McFuckingShit out of you"

[–]imjoshdean 4 points5 points ago

Because that's trying to shove the joke down our throats rather than politely serving it up on a plate.

[–]UpboatOrNoBoat 0 points1 point ago

Hey, some people are into that sorta thing.

[–]I_had_no_choice 10 points11 points ago

Say 'I'm lovin' it'.... bitch!

[–]deaft 3 points4 points ago

SAY IT ONE MORE TIME

[–]TooHappyFappy 6 points7 points ago

WHAT AIN'T NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF. THEY SPEAK MCNUGGET IN WHAT?!

[–]myballsgotmilk 13 points14 points ago

TIL that Ronald McDonald regularly beat the shit out of his red-headed clown children.

[–]ataraxia_nervosa 7 points8 points ago

...hence the expression "beaten like a red-headed clown child".

[–]Selachian 6 points7 points ago

McShit because the Mc prefix is applied to nouns, not verbs.

[–]Blagginspaziyonokip 12 points13 points ago

Uuuhhh, wrong comment, man.

[–]myballsgotmilk 7 points8 points ago

My mistake. He beat the McShit out of them.

[–]Selachian 4 points5 points ago

Oh, man, I hate it when that happens. :(

[–]EpicNade 5 points6 points ago

It's alright, at least it wasn't the wrong thread.

[–]sumptin_wierd 2 points3 points ago

this started it

[–]sleepy55 5 points6 points ago

FWD: FWD: RE: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: Funny mcdonalds pic! Must see!

[–]arms_of_a_bear 1 point2 points ago

Don't forget to reply all

[–]BrutalJones 2 points3 points ago

How can McSlap?

[–]Harold_Grundelson 1 point2 points ago

He tried to order a Royale with cheese.

[–]Fleshflayer 1 point2 points ago

It's even funnier with the caption. Thanks.

[–]icalledshotgun 3 points4 points ago

How is this on the front page?

[–]mclen 2 points3 points ago

Oh, this again?

[–]rontourage 5 points6 points ago

How is a picture this old on the front page... Come on guys.

[–]dannywarbucks11 4 points5 points ago

This is horrifying. Just look at that face! Those dead, glassy eyes ... that smile plastered over his face ... it's penis inspection time all over again.

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 1 point2 points ago

A good old fashion McDick Slapping.

[–]poorbanker 0 points1 point ago

This just isn't as funny as the unedited one.

[–]iamstrange 2 points3 points ago

You mcfucked up nigga!

[–]shroomprinter 5 points6 points ago

You fucked up, mcnigga!

[–]iamstrange -1 points0 points ago

mcyou fuckin mcup nigga

[–]CinLordOfGwynders 0 points1 point ago

McYou McFucked McUp McNigga

[–]UpboatOrNoBoat 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of the 4chan nigger/bike thread...

[–]Worryaboutstuff 0 points1 point ago

What a McAsshole...

[–]RichOfTheJungle 1 point2 points ago

"YOU SMELL LIKE WHOPPERS!!"

[–]Just_pee_in_the_sink 0 points1 point ago

The guy looks like Stevie from Eastbound and Down

[–]lordbiffington 0 points1 point ago

MM MMM butane

[–]NoodleSSM 0 points1 point ago

Stay away from me bitch!

[–]ApollosCrow 0 points1 point ago

The dark truth behind the doors of the Ronald McDonald House. Never trust a clown, especially one trying to lure you with food.

[–]pornosseur -1 points0 points ago

Chris McBrown

[–]glendroid 0 points1 point ago

Another reason to be afraid of not only clowns, but to stay away from McDonald's..

[–]cumulopimpus 0 points1 point ago

They don't call him the Big Mac(k) for nothin', jive ass turkeys.

[–]ragxdoll 0 points1 point ago

i have not seen those statues in years :(

[–]darchangel 0 points1 point ago

What did the 5 McNuggets say to the face?

[–]weefaerie 0 points1 point ago

i'm dying to know.

[–]darchangel 1 point2 points ago

McPimpin' ain't easy.

[–]kikithemonster 1 point2 points ago

The first thing I thought of is him dancing to that song jump on it or whatever. I'm not in with you kids these days. Get off my lawn.

[–]Flatbar 0 points1 point ago

"for wearing my shirt"

[–]The_Moose_Is_Loose -1 points0 points ago

He's gonna Chick Mcinfuckit your dead body.

[–]bruin17 1 point2 points ago

I was laughing so hard I had to run out of the office. Obviously, the best place to escape to was the bathroom so as I'm peeing I'm laughing hysterically while the two dudes on either side of me got weirded out.

[–]Mr_Bubblez 0 points1 point ago

SUCK MY MCNUGGETS BITCH

[–]FlaccidExplosion 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting something more.

[–]WeenieHutJr 0 points1 point ago

slappin' you, slappin' you silly cause you disrespected me!

[–]DamageRocket 0 points1 point ago

"Does Ronald McDonald need to slap a bitch? For real now, don't play me cause I will!"

[–]monkeysmadness 0 points1 point ago

[–]44problems 1 point2 points ago

I miss Late Night with Conan O'Brien.

[–]monkeysmadness 0 points1 point ago

I'm gonna go ahead and guess that's one of your 44?

[–]nazipast 0 points1 point ago

It's a little known fact that Ronald McDonald was originally developed as a propaganda tool by Joseph Goebbels himself in 1935 as part of the build up to the war. Ronald, then with blonde hair and a swastika in place of the "M" on his chest, was a meant to be a shining example of the Aryan Volk's superiority over the untermenschen which Goebbels and Hitler himself believed were infesting Europe and the Reich in particular. Plexiglass Ronald McDonald statues were in many town squares (in Hamburg, Frankfurt and many other German cities, towns and villages) starting in 1936, always with the right arm extended in the classic "Heil Hitler" salute. In the Majdanek extermination camp (1941-1944), a scowling ReichsRonald stood at the entrance to the baths (gas chambers), three meters tall, looking down at the victims while saluting Himmler's 'Final Solution' and the Fuhrer.

The McDonald's corporation began using Ronald McDonald in 1963, not being aware of his troubled history. Once it was pointed out to the company that the character had a Nazi past, they deemed it to be too expensive to remove the thousands of Ronald statues they had erected in McDonald's franchises around the world and so decided to rehabilitate the clown's image rather than replace him.

[–]iamnoss 0 points1 point ago

This had the potential to be much funnier had you not run it through meme generator. And if it wasn't older than the Earth itself.

[–]harox 0 points1 point ago

He will fucking SPANK the McShit out of you!

[–]CautiousTaco -1 points0 points ago

The caption is far too terrible for such a brilliant image

[–]kalmakka 0 points1 point ago

What? Worried about a slap?

At least he is not tearing off permanently attached body extensions this time. Slapping you in the face is pretty nice by McDonalds' standards.

[–]Maester_Hodor 0 points1 point ago

Im slappin' it

[–]Xeuloca 0 points1 point ago

He is going to slap you so super hard!

[–]SeanRoss 1 point2 points ago

Hey this is the first time I've seen the shit, and I've been reduced to giggles by it.

may i point you to http://xkcd.com/1053/

[–]MacDaddyX12 1 point2 points ago

This is 3x funnier than it might have been normally since I'm sitting in a booth at McDonalds right now...no statue at this location. :(

[–]spokenwords 0 points1 point ago

Where is this? I'm going to steal it.

[–]chopsticktoddler -1 points0 points ago

McRepost!

[–]cjmonyyy36 -1 points0 points ago

Am I the only person who has seen this many times before?

[–]amolad 1 point2 points ago

Ah...great. I'm eating my lunch and I almost choked LMAO.

[–]probably_behind_you -1 points0 points ago

Stop. Posting. This.

[–]lessobvious 0 points1 point ago

Over 100 billion people McSlap'd!

[–]raptorcuteness 0 points1 point ago

Any Douglas Coupland fans out there? This reminds me of his book Jpod.

[–]Badminton 1 point2 points ago

I'M SAMUEL JACKSON! ITS MY BEER! YOU'LL BE FUCKING FAT CHICKS IN NO TIME! YOU MIGHT EVEN FIGHT A NIGGA OR TWO! MM MM BITCH!

[–]hsawerdna 0 points1 point ago

This got me laughing like Laddergoat for 5 minutes straight. Thank you.

[–]Boldtrash 1 point2 points ago

I like my Beer like I like my violence. Domestic.

[–]UncleDrunkle 0 points1 point ago

Oh this picture has never been used on reddit...

[–]Sharkface 0 points1 point ago

Is this reddit circa 2001?

[–]Archer18 -1 points0 points ago

I laughed way too much at this, funny shit!

[–]msk105 0 points1 point ago

And happily, it seems.

[–]I_Am_Aushay -1 points0 points ago

"Oh, you are going to eat this food and you are gonna love it."

[–]spikeboyslim 0 points1 point ago

[–]did_it_before 0 points1 point ago

The one time you'll see a ginger giving the beating, instead of taking it.

[–]imperator285 1 point2 points ago

He did it to me. When I was 5. I never felt comfortable talking about it until now.

[–]gamejinni 1 point2 points ago

give a man a mcshit and he'll shit for a day, teach a man to mcshit and in soviet russia slap clowns you

[–]Frase -1 points0 points ago

And the most winning reddit comment of the year goes to..

[–]wggn 1 point2 points ago

[–]bombproof -2 points-1 points ago

that kid looks like he would be a blast to hang out with.

[–]alphaCEO -2 points-1 points ago

I remember seeing this when I was like 12. I'm 20

[–]soadzombi -1 points0 points ago

This is so old. Repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost,

[–]Map42892 0 points1 point ago

Who gives a shit? Nobody has cared for years, everything on reddit is a repost. This post and this subreddit are terrible because it's just not funny.

[–]soadzombi -1 points0 points ago

It was never funny AND a repost.

[–]CheesusDairyMessiah -2 points-1 points ago

Leave John Cheese alone.

[–]ambassoon -2 points-1 points ago

You want WHAT with that?!

[–]Eddyoshi -2 points-1 points ago

We alll know he will

[–]SQUID_FUCKER -2 points-1 points ago

"Ask for breakfast again. I dare you."

[–]magicbullets -1 points0 points ago

Ask to go 'large' and he'll kick you in the nuts as well.

[–]string97bean -1 points0 points ago

After eating McDonalds...you need the McShit slapped out of you.

[–]Ariannajayla 0 points1 point ago

very nice pic

[–]jxbobak -2 points-1 points ago

There's a reason so many people have a fear of clowns

[–]PandaGoggles -2 points-1 points ago

"...And then serve it to children as chicken McNuggets"

[–]xXEpicBeardManXx -2 points-1 points ago

RONALD MC GODDAMN DONALD

[–]blackgrrl23 -2 points-1 points ago

The King better watch out....and that redheaded chick too...

[–]RudegarWithFunnyHat -2 points-1 points ago

it's to keep the Mcdiabetus away he will beat you till you puke

[–]alexthelegend -2 points-1 points ago

I usually ask for my domestic abuse on the side.

[–]MixMasterRudy -1 points0 points ago

Have it... MY WAY!

[–]Staynes 0 points1 point ago

I laughed at this picture everytime i saw it. The caption just ruined the whole thing for me it's just not funny.

[–]FineFuse -1 points0 points ago

This is as old as the internet itself.

[–]STEVE_JERKLE -1 points0 points ago

I'm unsubscribed from /r/adviceanimals, but still I have to see this McCancer on my front page.. Thanks OP.

[–]Zer_0 -2 points-1 points ago

Don't you be burglen his hoes.

[–]pointsoutcommercials -2 points-1 points ago

This is a commercial.

[–]Killerkarpfen -3 points-2 points ago

[–]Plankzt -2 points-1 points ago

This is like fucking oldest repost ever, 1700 upvotes?