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[–]megaflax 1051 points1052 points ago

As a German, I'm not allowed to laugh.

[–]yotee 406 points407 points ago

We have a native German in our office and sometimes an ignorant coworker will compare our police to Nazis and I can just hear him cringe. He's gotten pretty upset over it before.

[–]delta_epsilon_zeta 188 points189 points ago

That's how I imagine people in former eastern bloc nations feel when someone says that Obama is "Socialist" or "Communist" or whatever.

Edit: I should mention that the meaning of the word "Socialism" isn't entirely straightforward, it can be used to describe the transition phase between capitalism and communism where all property is owned by the state and then there are all kinds of interpretations regarding social economies and such. It's complicated.

[–]PlausibleExplanation 82 points83 points ago

Socialism and Communism are two totally different things. In a way, most nations, including America, have socialist policies with welfare, healthcare, and foodstamps. Communism abolishes all social standings and private property, forcing the citizens to put all of their effort into improving the state so that the state can support them.

[–]Ayatrollah_Umadi 48 points49 points ago

The official name of the political regime in the eastern block was socialism. Every piece of propaganda mentionned socialism or the "construction of socialism". Communism was the final goal, the ideal state of society to be achieved. Socialism is the transition period between capitalism and communism*. The Soviet Union falled apart before communism was achieved. It has been socialist state during all of it's history. People from eastern Europe cringe whenever they hear anyone use the word socialism in the West, including myself. You should use another word (social democracy for example) for contemporary left wing ideology, because socialism has a very precise definition given by Marx.

[–]ctesibius 10 points11 points ago

Yes, but Marxism is far from the only left wing philosophy, and many pre-existed his writing. Are you sure that Marx's definition of socialism is the original one, and if so, why is there a fairly consistent definition used in the West which does not agree with it? Bear in mind that people like Atlee were no friends of communism.

[–]Vertitae 77 points78 points ago

I was recently talking to a German guy over Teamspeak, and in discussing some post someone had made, he said, "I don't mean to be a grammar N-word, but..."

Being from the U.S., it took me a minute to sort that one out, and then I couldn't help but laugh.

[–]Dstanding 133 points134 points ago

Fucking grammar niggers.

[–]mulvahlok 3 points4 points ago

Wheres shitty_watercolor when you need him.

Altho, does he do porno?

[–]Minimalphilia 22 points23 points ago

Nazi jokes are fine with me as long as nobody acuses me of being one.

Mostly eastern block players... -.-

[–]Nachteule 49 points50 points ago

That's wrong. You are allowed to laugh about everything. But you are not allowed to say "Hitler did nothing wrong" in public (in private you do).

§ 130 Volksverhetzung Absatz 4

Edit: Those 11 downvoters do not understand the reddit rules. What I wrote is the truth and the real facts.

[–]lederhosenbikini 7 points8 points ago

you are right, thanks for upholding truth in this matter. have an upvote.

[–]toy205 8 points9 points ago

I am 25% German, I'm not allowed to laugh at 25% of this.

[–]Blu3Berry_Pie 458 points459 points ago

[–]feilen 116 points117 points ago

Some poor man who thought 'Tempest' was a cool name and entered it hopefully in had his dreams crushed. In a somewhat hilarious manner.

[–]TheMancersDilema 40 points41 points ago

He was on the tf2 subreddit offering to raffle off hats if he made number one.

This is better.

[–]Patius 24 points25 points ago

Considering it's the only non troll one, I imagine it'll be the one they go with, if they don't abandon the entire campaign as a result of this.

[–]Gab3r1234 22 points23 points ago

[–]Falalacilantro 17 points18 points ago

"In addition to fingering 4chan..." heh heh

[–]Blu3Berry_Pie 3 points4 points ago

Hackers struck a promotional website for the soft drink, and chaos ensued.

I like how they call the people of 4chan "hackers"...

[–]oomio10 24 points25 points ago

this needs to be higher. I needed to scroll way too much to start laughing

[–]bobcat_08 656 points657 points ago

My sleep-deprived brain thought this was real for a second. Thought Mountain Dew was committing PR suicide for the sake of honest follow-through.

[–]Asshole_Nord 472 points473 points ago

PR suicide? This would have made the headlines around the world. After all of this publicity, everyone would be drinking Hitler Did Nothing Wrong!

[–]Eulenspiegel74 485 points486 points ago

Instant hit in the middle east.

[–]usernamemadetoday 174 points175 points ago

A joke I tell sometimes

A Jew saw Hitler in the after life and slapped him across the face

He asked what was that for and the Jew replied for killing half of my religion

Then a Muslim saw Hitler in the afterlife and slapped him across the face

He asked what was that for and the Muslim replied for only killing half the Jews

[–]quietstormx1 97 points98 points ago

think about all of the Jewish people who would stop buying Mountain Dew Hitler Did Nothing Wrong

[–]AnnonTheMouse 198 points199 points ago

Is Hitler Did Nothing Wrong kosher?

[–]hoodoo-operator 41 points42 points ago

it's Kosher normally, but not kosher for passover unless they use cane sugar. some Coke bottles are made with cane sugar for a few weeks around passover, you can tell because the cap is a different color (purple I think) and the standard "Parve" label is changed.

[–]rubenfl 17 points18 points ago

its yellow :)

[–]hoodoo-operator 10 points11 points ago

Thank you, I knew it was a different color, but I wasn't sure which one.

Lot's of people are into coke with cane sugar instead of HFCS, I figured it would be good to spread the word.

google tells me that pepsi does the same thing, but they use a white cap.

[–]feteru 12 points13 points ago

Yeah, and then there is also MexiCoke and Pepsi Throwback which are made with Cane sugar. I like them much more than their HFCS versions.

[–]Mystery_Hours 181 points182 points ago

I think one of the rules of kosher is the product name can't suggest that the holocaust was a good thing.

[–]pinkybones 80 points81 points ago

To be fair, all it's saying is that Hitler didn't do a BAD thing.

...

[–]kaylakaylakayla 64 points65 points ago

If the holocaust was wrong then I don't want to be right.

Hitler is literally worse than Hitler

[–]TOKERtronamatic 34 points35 points ago

Hitler is literally Hitler than Hitler

[–]yingkaixing 23 points24 points ago

Hitler is Hitler Hitler than Hitler

[–]notmyfirstusername 22 points23 points ago

Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler than Hitler

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 10 points11 points ago

I'd say this is one of those "unwritten" rules.

[–]TuriGuiliano 113 points114 points ago

I'm Jewish and I would immediately buy 2 liters of Hitler Did Nothing Wrong, 3 bottles if it was on sale.

[–]ProtusMose 20 points21 points ago

Would you be buying two 1 liters or one 2 liter?

[–]TuriGuiliano 45 points46 points ago

One 2-Liter. What am I? Hitler?

[–]TheSkiFreeYeti 26 points27 points ago

Even if you were, its okay. He did nothing wrong.

[–]whitewateractual 35 points36 points ago

Pork on sale? The ultimate Jewish dilemma.

[–]TuriGuiliano 25 points26 points ago

Fuck that, I'm Jew-ish. Could never give up my ribs.

[–]I_GET_THAT_REFERENCE 8 points9 points ago

And still get pissed at the sale price?

[–]TuriGuiliano 22 points23 points ago

Nah, I got coupons.

[–]I_GET_THAT_REFERENCE 6 points7 points ago

Can i have one?

[–]TuriGuiliano 10 points11 points ago

Do you know how much money it costs to mail a coupon? First the stamp, then the gas, oy vey.

[–]Bronkic 30 points31 points ago

And Germans. This would've caused a shitstorm in Germany.

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 51 points52 points ago

And we all know what happens when there's a shitstorm in Germany.

[–]sugarray31 92 points93 points ago

Nothing wrong happens.

[–]Achievement_Giver 63 points64 points ago

[–]Spencer027 33 points34 points ago

People always say there is no such thing as bad publicity, but this time they might be wrong.

[–]moltenmetal 20 points21 points ago

Well people are not Hitler...

[–][deleted] 214 points215 points ago

How did you take that picture?!

[–]random_aussie 496 points497 points ago

He is camera.

[–][deleted] 106 points107 points ago

I see, I see.

[–]analweapon 73 points74 points ago

It is known.

[–]Neosilver 27 points28 points ago

hodor

[–]NNYPhillipJFry 18 points19 points ago

That is one of my favorite parts of the book! This is my favorite line: "Hodor," said Hodor.

[–]TRAIANVS 21 points22 points ago

Thank god you put a spoiler tag on that.

[–]acodemaster 23 points24 points ago

If "who was phone" was a cellphone, then phone would be camera too.

[–]gigabein 162 points163 points ago

[–]elkins9293 92 points93 points ago

This will always be the greatest OP delivery ever.

[–]hired_goon 27 points28 points ago

UPS could learn a lot from that OP about delivery.

[–]Alexhasskills 23 points24 points ago

Here's the quick version:

http://i.imgur.com/Z12CC.jpg

[–]TipsTheJust 14 points15 points ago

I want a picture of OP taking this picture.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

So do I.

[–]a_supertramp 22 points23 points ago

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

Yes, I am.

[–]mildly_amusing_goat 1820 points1821 points ago

"Hitler downed 6 million dews, all you have to do is down this one." I'm sorry.

[–]gubbinsmcgee 1116 points1117 points ago

[–]fuckingcaptcha 489 points490 points ago

I was not fucking prepared for that, I'm at work goddammit.

[–]AscentofDissent 248 points249 points ago

It's kind of sad how much I appreciate you saying you were not prepared for that and managing to avoid "I did nazi that coming."

[–]The_Dovahkiin 27 points28 points ago

I'm glad he didn't. I hate all those jokes.

[–]downvotes_are_great 94 points95 points ago

do they just make you.... fuhrerious?

[–]The_Dovahkiin 28 points29 points ago

Ok, that one was acceptable. I've never heard that one before.

[–]seamouse 107 points108 points ago

It's gonna be a sad day for me when this stops being funny, but that day is not today

[–]az4z3l 68 points69 points ago

A day may come when the humor of this gif fails, when we forsake our childhood and break all bonds of immaturity, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered dreams, when the age of Hitler jokes comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we laugh! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you laugh, People of Reddit!

[–]Domineyton 135 points136 points ago

Mountain Derp

[–]OtisDElevator 47 points48 points ago

I always find Mountain Dew too gassy.

[–]InterstellarPancake 39 points40 points ago

Hit the nail reich on the head.

[–]ArcticAnarchy 12 points13 points ago

Holy floating mustache.

[–]SaxyTimeReloaded 4 points5 points ago

That is one of the most brilliant gifs I've seen.

BRILLIANT!

[–]727Super27 85 points86 points ago

Little Stars of David under the cap. Trade them with your friends. "OH SHIT I GOT ANNE FRANK!"

[–]guarthots 64 points65 points ago

I had an Anne Frank once, but I can't seem to find it anywhere.

[–]Gbam 49 points50 points ago

Have you looked in the attic?

[–]Bongson 8 points9 points ago

I'm sure you just left it in the attic.

[–]Cryderian 24 points25 points ago

Damn, I only got Elie Wiesel, but at least it's the gold holofoil edition.

[–]BronzeGamer 198 points199 points ago

he has the world record, can you break it!

[–]mackinoncougars 374 points375 points ago

That's because Stalin was only into Big Red.

[–]Wade_W_Wilson 68 points69 points ago

Code Red's cherry goodness = a nod to Stalin? What does Mao Zedung get?

[–]jayseesee85 179 points180 points ago

Mellow Yellow?

[–]Dirty0ldMan 124 points125 points ago

"Not so Mellow Yellow"

[–]Wade_W_Wilson 51 points52 points ago

aka, Surge.

[–]Bongson 40 points41 points ago

Surge was the shit. Dat 90'sstalgia.

[–]fightslikeacow 19 points20 points ago

That's more George W. Bush's flavor.

[–]Frosticus 9 points10 points ago

OH! now I get it!

[–]Matsarj 15 points16 points ago

Who gets Baja blast?

[–]DieTheVillain 62 points63 points ago

The collective Mexican Drug Cartels.

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 20 points21 points ago

"Baja Blast your head off with this mind blowing beverage that'll leave you feeling like your head is spinning off your shoulders!"

[–]L4cer8 11 points12 points ago

Loco en su cabeza.

[–]ptgkbgte 10 points11 points ago

Che Guevara?

[–]random_potatoes 6 points7 points ago

Do you spell Hitler as Hitlerr?

[–]Rmeder1 21 points22 points ago

Mountain Dew----> Communism

That's some Glenn Beck level shit right there. I can see him writing on his blackboard now...

[–]akimbomidget 5 points6 points ago

Stalin drinks Dr Pepper. Didn't you get the memo?

[–]joelwna 37 points38 points ago

[–]SorryIreddit 27 points28 points ago

Why not "Mountain Jew?"

[–]SomeGenericUsername 138 points139 points ago

The perfect drink for people who hate juice.

[–]LittleCucumber 177 points178 points ago

Gushing Granny & Fapple had no chance with this.

EDIT: I'm retarded.

[–]YoungTomato[S] 44 points45 points ago

Had*

[–]spamfiltered 92 points93 points ago

What'd he say before the edit? Ham?

[–]BobTheSCV 17 points18 points ago

has?

[–]I_Like_Your_Face 84 points85 points ago

I liked thinking it was ham, why did you guys have to ruin this?

[–]BaronVonKlotz 20 points21 points ago

Fapple ham... sounds delicious.

[–]Majouli 76 points77 points ago

Fapple is actually smoother...like "hey man, what u drinking?"= FAPPLE BRO! But hey, HDNW also nice!

[–]banjo_kaboodle 41 points42 points ago

I really think that one could have gotten through unnoticed (and won!) if the caliber of suggestions hadn't escalated shortly thereafter... Oh well.

[–]zombiebunnie 14 points15 points ago

Are you saying "Hitler Did Nothing Wrong" isn't subtle?

[–]Pxtl 14 points15 points ago

Yeah, that. Expecting subtlety from 4chan is ridiculous, but with a little class they could've come up with a nice double-entendre that could've squeaked through.

Of course, the cynic in me thinks that Mountain Dew expected to be attacked. This mess is great publicity for their new sour apple flavour.

[–]JayceMJ 8 points9 points ago

This is indeed probably the only way I would have heard of this. I'm honestly surprised every time I see some new MD flavor. I guess coming up with new MD flavors has been a thing for them since Code Red and they seem to be coming out with one every other week now.

[–]BerryGuns 6 points7 points ago

Yeh I see what you mean, rolls of the tongue a bit easier than "Hitler did nothing wrong"

[–]AdvocateForLucifer 13 points14 points ago

Isn't that kinda the point?

"Hey Man, what you drinkin'?"

"HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG!!!

[–]Muppetz3 89 points90 points ago

Did you make that?

[–]YoungTomato[S] 152 points153 points ago

Yeah!

[–]joelwna 120 points121 points ago

[–]Sixtythree63 66 points67 points ago

Actually.... r/4chan had a post of the picture and he just printed it and glued it on there. I would provide a link but alas I'm on a mobile device.

[–]FishBonePendant 9 points10 points ago

Glorious!

[–]Solid364 44 points45 points ago

But he still glued it to the bottle...

[–]drop0ut 14 points15 points ago

Tape. They won't let him have glue.

[–]just99cents 11 points12 points ago

Why you gotta shit in his cheerios?

[–]scruffy01 365 points366 points ago

too bad it couldn't be

"Hitler would dew no wrong"

[–]butlersrevenge 17 points18 points ago

A FB promotional poll asking, "I think Hitler was misunderstood, dew?"

[–]Wade_W_Wilson 108 points109 points ago

I liked the Granny ones better. Gushing Granny... sounds delicious.

[–]TheRealPorkChop 226 points227 points ago

Fapple still does it for me

[–]iamstephano 117 points118 points ago

Drink was my favorite.

[–]ev149 49 points50 points ago

I enjoyed Sierra Mist.

[–]nullibicity 56 points57 points ago

Should've been Drank.

[–]hugothenerd 36 points37 points ago

Soda

[–]CrunxMan 18 points19 points ago

Pop

[–]Tankred 43 points44 points ago

SERDER PERP.

[–]TuriGuiliano 9 points10 points ago

Pepsi

[–]classy_stegasaurus 17 points18 points ago

I would've voted for Fapple if they didn't shut it down

[–]GRANDMA_IS_SO_MOIST 15 points16 points ago

So do I.

[–]herpty_derpty 5 points6 points ago

It's supposed to taste like Granny Smith apples, so that name is the only obvious choice.

[–]ShittyMF 1225 points1226 points ago

You know what? A spoon is a utensil consisting of a small shallow bowl, oval or round, at the end of a handle. A type of cutlery, especially as part of a place setting, it is used primarily for serving. Spoons are also used in food preparation to measure, mix, stir and toss ingredients. Present day spoons can be made from metal (notably flat silver or silverware, plated or solid), wood, porcelain or plastic. Pretty cool huh?

[–]Alvadr 264 points265 points ago

I think you posted in the wrong thread....

[–]Hugo_5t1gl1tz 357 points358 points ago

Happens all too often, at least on my iPhone. Hit send, then click on another link, before it submits. Bam, you're explaining silverware in a thread about Mtn Dew.

[–]FreeDirt 219 points220 points ago

To be perfectly honest, I actually enjoyed reading ShittyMF's post than most of the others in this entire comments section.

[–]Hugo_5t1gl1tz 110 points111 points ago

It was delightfully informative.

[–]FreeDirt 60 points61 points ago

Alluringly descriptive?

[–]Apocalyte 54 points55 points ago

Enjoyably explanatory.

[–]This_is_my_theory 8 points9 points ago

Fleetingly figurative.

[–]psyco179 3 points4 points ago

Hey you should download the alien blue app. I actually prefer browsing on this app rather than on the computer.

[–]MarlonBain 114 points115 points ago

What the fuck would be the right thread for that comment?

[–]Bloodfeastisleman 51 points52 points ago

[–]Thefriendlyfaceplant 22 points23 points ago

[–]Hooin_Kyoma 10 points11 points ago

Fifth world problems?

[–]eastsidesunrise 7 points8 points ago

Fifth world problems.

[–]Cptn_Sisko 22 points23 points ago

Lets play a game called "what possible thread could this be relevant?"

[–]aefwod 10 points11 points ago

/r/explainlikeimanalien, thread: spoon

edit:

:O it actually exists

[–]Roombafollower 35 points36 points ago

Good description though.

[–]magicbullets 56 points57 points ago

I'm going to start posting random 'You know what?' comments on other threads. ShittyMF just started a trend in information anarchy.

[–]abandoned_firehouse 4 points5 points ago

Maybe it's the right thread, and ShittyMF's just lamenting OP's obvious lack of spoons.

[–]TheWorstBro 6 points7 points ago

I'm curious to know what thread this post was intended for

[–]myballsgotmilk 121 points122 points ago

TIL what a spoon is, and its many uses. Thank you, sir.

[–]imnotabus 31 points32 points ago

Was this meant to be in r/spoons?

[–]Spazit 24 points25 points ago

/r/spoons

Linked for the terminally lazy

[–]Blamemeta 2 points3 points ago

The fact that that exists makes me happy.

[–]CHAAAZZZZ 30 points31 points ago

I want to find who this was actually directed to so I can mind fuck them by describing a spork.

[–]ilovegingermen 3 points4 points ago

You can do it here too. Judging by the positive response he got, I'm sure we'd all love a spork version.

[–]lessonplan 10 points11 points ago

There is no spoon

[–]bobdahobo 44 points45 points ago

Wut

[–]TheW1zarD 8 points9 points ago

Well, you know what? 3 is a number, numeral, and glyph. It is the natural number following 2 and preceding 4.

[–]shadowdude777 3 points4 points ago

I love how this is over half of your comment karma, and you probably would have never gotten anywhere near this much if you had posted it in the thread you meant to.

[–]RelevantToMyInterest 2 points3 points ago

[–]theofficialposter 47 points48 points ago

Sometimes I wonder how many people come to reddit for the first time with zero context and think.... wtf is wrong with these people?

[–]SomeNoveltyAccount 14 points15 points ago

I come on reddit with pretty good context, and often think the same thing.

[–]crazyasiantom179 27 points28 points ago

[–]bmraovdeys 25 points26 points ago

Now you just need to "buy" one from a store and make an uproar about it insulting your family.

[–]edm39c 11 points12 points ago

Thank you, members of 4chan, for making this possible. We couldn't have done it without you.

[–]Openly_Hitler 6 points7 points ago

As Openly_Hitler, I approve of this label.

[–]runnerman360 16 points17 points ago

I just realized something, how did you take the picture if both your hands are showing?

[–]adventurrre 13 points14 points ago

Do the Jew!

[–]Nucking-Futs 10 points11 points ago

As a guy who was raised jewish and comes from a jewish-russian family I'm
cool with jew jokes. I pretty much gotta put up with em coming from every friend i have, and its funny. Even though i stopped believing in god when i was about 8 if someone deliberately insults jews i get angry. Something about my family and the fact that jews are always persecuted by some group on another. But if you have a jew friend i can almost guarantee you guys pick on him, and thats cool. its funny and he shouldnt take offence to that but taking it too far is kind of annoying. like bringing up the massacres and holocaust all the time. Kind of hard to laugh at that over and over, i mean alot of people did die and were torured mentally and physically beyond belief so just keep in mind for the jew friends.

PS. I find this meme hilarious

[–]CDNRedditor 7 points8 points ago

So apparently subtle racism/hate is banned, but this is fine... lol Reddit.

[–]GenPage 29 points30 points ago

I'm sure these guys would love it.

Edit 1: moved the link.

[–]scoops22 8 points9 points ago

What's the original of this?

[–]TheBiles 6 points7 points ago

I'm more of a Fapple man, myself.

[–]martee_mar 7 points8 points ago

"Diabeetus" was my favorite

[–]enigmaurora 15 points16 points ago

"MOOOOOMMMMM! We're out of Hitler Did Nothing Wrong again!"

"Don't worry, honey. I'll pick up some of your Hitler drink on my way home."

[–]nepidae 2 points3 points ago

Colby died for your sins.

[–]casper_T_F_ghost 4 points5 points ago

without context, this makes us all look anti-semitic.

[–]Arangarx 5 points6 points ago

I can't believe anyone thinks this is real...

[–]theguywholosesthings 12 points13 points ago

Great example of Reddit taking 4chan's credit.

[–]CpnKangaroo 14 points15 points ago

I loved the prospect of drinkin a big glass of anti-semitism. To me, diabeetus was a damn close second

[–]Hamsterxl 1 point2 points ago

It's actually out?! Edit: Just read that he made it :(

[–]Stop-drop-and-troll 4 points5 points ago

I bet it's jewcy.

[–]Shallnazar 3 points4 points ago

Alright, since I'm going full retard, can someone clarify if this is actually real? Because if it is I need to go get me a couple of "Hitler did nothing wrong"'s