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[–]SupermanV2 12 points13 points ago

I'm very confused right now. I know it looks like a penis, but I really want to put it in my mouth.

[–]ijoinedreddit4this 7 points8 points ago

One is fine.

Two? That's a problem.

[–]Dicksgetdownvotes 4 points5 points ago

More like dick-a-fila

[–]Kathmandid 5 points6 points ago

Its not like it is doing anything gay. In fact, its in a box, that isn't very gay at all.

[–]bjdevall 0 points1 point ago

Happy Cake day!!!!!

[–]s78 0 points1 point ago

Not if the WOMAN eating it is married to it.

[–]FauxFancyPants 0 points1 point ago

Not if you're a woman.

[–]chromedip 4 points5 points ago

Well it's OK for you to eat as long as you're a nice Protestant lady.

[–]Skitzosavior 2 points3 points ago

No, it is against being gay... That wang chicken is totally in a box... so it is ok! :P

[–]diggingtrash -1 points0 points ago

cock meat

[–]sachel85 -1 points0 points ago

They knew it was your cake day :)

[–]myeverymovment -1 points0 points ago

I think they expect you to Chick-fil-ate it

[–]willyolio -1 points0 points ago

only if a girl eats it.

[–]helreidh -1 points0 points ago

Damn your poor grammar for getting through the Chick-fil-A filter I had set up. Words cannot express how much loathing I feel for you. This will have to do.

[–]solzhen 0 points1 point ago

People who've seen Killer Joe will find this more amusing.

[–]jeffyrc27 0 points1 point ago

eat that cock meat

[–]CerebroAssassin 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was a real severed penis from the thumbnail. I clicked it with the most horrified face just to have it all go away.

[–]ariatropers96 0 points1 point ago

Keep your fucking politics out of /r/funny. Its really not funny at all and pisses the ever-loving shit out of me... Thank you.

[–]chillale66 0 points1 point ago

So, I assume you participate in the Chic-fil-a boycott, What were you doing eating there...Aaaand let the condescending, hateful replies explaining my ignorance for asking this question begin.

[–]drunk_otter 1 point2 points ago

A nice piece of cock.

[–]ElricG 1 point2 points ago

Chick Fil A is fine with penises. Just not with penises touching or whatever it is they do.

[–]sexgott 0 points1 point ago

They're not against dick, they just want to tell you who not to stick it in.

[–]wetnapkinmath 0 points1 point ago

Now now, Julie, cock is only bad in the eyes of Big Chicken if you're a Jules or Julio...

[–]capncrunch94 -2 points-1 points ago

Chic-fil-a? That was soooooooo 3 weeks ago.

[–]KarmaTornado -1 points0 points ago

penis.gif

[–]KarmaTornado -1 points0 points ago

reversepenis.gif

[–]ToCoLoCo 0 points1 point ago

They love penis, just in vagina.

[–]dantedn 0 points1 point ago

It's my Chick in a box!

[–]toolusingmonkeys -1 points0 points ago

Step one: you cut a hole in the box Step two: you put your chic in the box Step three: she opens the box

It's a chic in a box!