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[–]drunk_otter 21 points22 points ago

Don't worry - you don't need any of that.

Just post images from /r/reactiongifs with titles that start with "How I feel..."

[–]drunk_otter 1 point2 points ago

[–]Doovid97 1 point2 points ago

That was hardly instant.

[–]djkrugger 1 point2 points ago

or just fill this form.

Yesterday i was ________ when _____ making me___! Reddit how __ had fucked you up?

Words really don't matter here. like for example:

Yesterday i was having a colonoscopy_ when __i sneezed_ making mereset my server! Reddit how __eclipses had fucked you up?

[–]Cladonia_furcata[S] 0 points1 point ago

O.O Amazing...

[–]Aveator 3 points4 points ago

Dont have MS-paint? Are you on a mac?

[–]Cladonia_furcata[S] 1 point2 points ago

Yeah...

[–]Aveator 1 point2 points ago

Well, then i suggest pen and paper, then taking a picture of it! ;) good luck!

[–]Zzolomeister 1 point2 points ago

mac has paintbrush...its like ms paint

[–]Cladonia_furcata[S] 0 points1 point ago

my macbook is old and doesn't have it.

[–]Zzolomeister 0 points1 point ago

you cannot download it?

[–]Cladonia_furcata[S] 0 points1 point ago

I did now that everyone told me about the other options... geeezzz

[–]Abysso 5 points6 points ago

That's because you have blue all over your face silly!

[–]laura22lynne 1 point2 points ago

You've got some problems

[–]XavierScorpionIkari 2 points3 points ago

99 of 'em. But a bitch ain't one.

[–]mxman991 2 points3 points ago

No Reddit skills? No problem! Here's what you do. Wait for something clever to hit the top of the page. Save it, and write down that witty title. Now here's the hard part. Wait. Wait about one, or maybe even two weeks. Post it again like its OC, and BAM! Profit.

[–]Cladonia_furcata[S] 1 point2 points ago

upvote for cake day

[–]mxman991 0 points1 point ago

Well thanks! I decided not to whore it up for karma, though I'll probably regret it later. Anyways thanks for being awesome!

[–]JakanoryJones 2 points3 points ago

I hate gifs like this. It might aswell just be a picture.

[–]Cladonia_furcata[S] 4 points5 points ago

[–]JakanoryJones 0 points1 point ago

haha, only if you made the gif though, if you found it, its understandable

[–]BananaPancakeOfTruth 0 points1 point ago

You're right, this post is not original at all.

[–]Idiotank 0 points1 point ago

Someone call for a fucking idiot?

[–]redditorforthemoment 3 points4 points ago

Don't worry friend, I will make a funny comment for you. While my upvotes are being tallied quickly grab on to my coattails and fly with me to FRONTPAGE MOUNTAIN

[–]rainbowcabbage 5 points6 points ago

Upvote for confidence

[–]IOUaUsername 2 points3 points ago

cmon charlie, we're going to frontpage mountain!

[–]Moefty -1 points0 points ago

downvote for confidence

[–]Kthulu666 1 point2 points ago

A bit like this?

[–]rabidnz 1 point2 points ago

you forgot the part about posting pics with no thumbnail!!

[–]MrDreamBlind 0 points1 point ago

Wait until you start posting and then get down voted...

[–]Cladonia_furcata[S] 1 point2 points ago

Already happened...

[–]sifox 1 point2 points ago

I'm with ya, pal.

[–]stonewall072 0 points1 point ago

How do you not have MS Paint, unless you are on a Mac, and then how do you not have the equivalent?

If you are on a PC, take the first step in rectifying your situation and get Paint.NET.

[–]Cladonia_furcata[S] 1 point2 points ago

Because Steve Jobs, that's why.

[–]XavierScorpionIkari 1 point2 points ago

You're forgetting the iPhone Alien Blue app.

[–]moosepoints 1 point2 points ago

Smurfs are idiots. I'm saying that though I've never seen anything with smurfs. I just know they shove smurf into a bunch of innocent words that did nothing yo deserve that kind of cruelty!

[–]moosepoints 0 points1 point ago

To*

[–]Infamously_Unknown 0 points1 point ago

Well, you can always try your luck in /r/gonewild. They won't mind.

[–]UncleGooch 1 point2 points ago

You have a comment with 329 upvotes after one day. You are going quite well.

[–]Cladonia_furcata[S] 0 points1 point ago

Thanks uncle gooch!

[–]UncleGooch 0 points1 point ago

No problem :)

[–]MUDrummer 0 points1 point ago

Gimp image editing software for Mac

Its free.

Zero excuses!!!

[–]Cladonia_furcata[S] 0 points1 point ago

NOW i know. Now i just gotta come up with original ideas... fuuu

[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 1 point2 points ago

Well, if you don't have original ideas or clever comments, you could always just make a scene.

[–]Cladonia_furcata[S] 1 point2 points ago

I will, i just want to see someone misspell somethign to bust there asses.

[–]Cladonia_furcata[S] 1 point2 points ago

Fukc

[–]thebestmike 0 points1 point ago

Well, the world needs ditch diggers too.

[–]Cladonia_furcata[S] 0 points1 point ago

tried it. Failed at it.

[–]chewb 0 points1 point ago

oh God! Is this what people come to reddit for?

I want more insightful comments and educational posts, weird mindfuck topics and quirky stuff on the front page

[–]Cladonia_furcata[S] 1 point2 points ago

*Love is born from the sudden wish to make a moment last forever. *Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? *We are so hilarious!

That's the best i can do for ya, check back once i've learned this whole weird mindfuck topic thing...

[–]chewb 0 points1 point ago

one of reddits' favorites is You are the universe experiencing itself

[–]SassyMoron 0 points1 point ago

and your gif is too fast

[–]zeug666 1 point2 points ago

No photoshop or MS paint: GIMP or Sumo Paint - GIMP is a free version of Photoshop, so it isn't nearly as refined, but still works quite well. Sumo is a web version. /r/photoshop or /r/GIMP

No computer skills: Google - seriously, any issue you ask a computer geek, if they don't know it off of the top of their head, they will just google it. /r/techsupport

Nice pictures: just wait - after enough time on reddit you will have seen just about everything. If you mean that as in you don't take nice pictures, well, there are places like /r/photography /r/itookapicture

Original ideas: just wait - reddit? more like read-it already...amIright? No, but seriously there are a lot of other people here (myself included) that aren't very creative/original. /r/reactiongifs, /r/circlejerk

Clever comments: you don't need to be clever or witty, you can be informative, you can add personal experience, or you can add cat pictures. /r/wittybanter, /r/IAmA, /r/aww

[–]ClockStalker 1 point2 points ago

/u/zeug666: Analyzing 1031 comments and submissions over the last 56 days

Hypothesized location: Western Europe

Hora fugit, ne tardes

[–]zeug666 1 point2 points ago

That is slightly disturbing yet somewhat interesting.

[–]InSasquatchCountry 1 point2 points ago

Gimp is great and free. Learn it. Use it. Kill yourself.

http://www.gimp.org/

[–]Cladonia_furcata[S] 0 points1 point ago

Thanks! Will do/kill.

[–]Commieguy1000 1 point2 points ago

Join the club, we've got jackets.

[–]Cladonia_furcata[S] 2 points3 points ago

I'm a medium...

[–]emajae 0 points1 point ago

I think DIGG is still open.....

[–]mykidisonhere 0 points1 point ago

or a cat.

[–]Cladonia_furcata[S] 1 point2 points ago

only have dogs... Following them 24/7 trying to snap a pic of something reddit worth, and then pretend it was spontaneous...

[–]canadian_snowman 1 point2 points ago

I feel the exact same way. ...Now how do I mega up arrow this post thingy so it climbs to the top of the reddit tree..?

[–]TheLittleLebowski -1 points0 points ago

Oh so you're exactly like every other person on this fucking site. Fuck off OP.

[–]Cladonia_furcata[S] 1 point2 points ago

Including you.. So fuck us both right?!

[–]ElGatoTheManCat -3 points-2 points ago

At least you know how to repost