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[–]coottenhimer 113 points114 points ago

Child Porn?

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 47 points48 points ago

If I were colby I would be happy to go outside too.

[–]Crasher24 8 points9 points ago

I know I spend too much time here since I get that reference.

[–]NorwegianPearl 3 points4 points ago

It only made the front page thrice....

Yeah. I used thrice

[–]Versed_RN 0 points1 point ago

Totally unrelated, but the Norwegian Pearl took me to my wedding destination!

[–]mikeno1 7 points8 points ago

Seriously the story was on the front page on three separate occasions. Even the occasional lurker will probably get that reference.

[–]ukiyoe 2 points3 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]made4schief 0 points1 point ago

Appropriate username for that reference

[–]Chrisey_Boy 0 points1 point ago

Yes.

[–]digitalpencil 4 points5 points ago

i'm definitely missing something here but this reference is lost on me.

[–]DLXII 7 points8 points ago

[–]1Avion1 16 points17 points ago

No thank you.

[–]SpaceOdysseus 1 point2 points ago

The link SAYS Youtube, but can I really trust you?

[–]moxiedrinker82 3 points4 points ago

This is the first, and only, time that I will upvote "Child Porn"

[–]dafuq0_0 0 points1 point ago

Up vote for stealing my comment

[–]bogart1 18 points19 points ago

[–]mycreationmwahaha 0 points1 point ago

THRILLER

[–]black19 16 points17 points ago

Anyone who has ever owned a boxer knows this routine

[–]Takes_Best_Guess 8 points9 points ago

As a boxer owner myself, you speak the truth.

[–]Mordenstein 2 points3 points ago

Hah! I thought my boxer was just a little crazy. Good to know that he's more normal than we thought.

[–]whetu 4 points5 points ago

Parents had a boxer, I can confirm your statement.

[–]FecalFunBunny -1 points0 points ago

When it feels like I am going to fill my boxers with something, I do this routine as well getting to the bathroom.

[–]Takes_Best_Guess 4 points5 points ago

Meh, your pun was crap.

[–]FecalFunBunny 0 points1 point ago

Hey now, that is the best shit I can put out. Does this mean I need to get my shit together?

[–]Takes_Best_Guess 3 points4 points ago

It is your doody to get your shit together.

[–]FecalFunBunny 0 points1 point ago

Dammit, I like keeping my shit loose and freeflowing. I hate getting bunged up and squeezed into shape. :(

[–]mrmateo 58 points59 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
Jump Around 0coms 12pts 1mo GifSound
Wanna go for a walk? 2coms 142pts 2mos aww
Walk??? 2coms 11pts 3mos funny
When I ask my dog if he wants to go for a walk 1com 17pts 3mos gifs
I think that's a no 2coms 11pts 3mos funny
Wanna go for a walk? 6coms 107pts 3mos gifs
so... is that a yes? 20coms 748pts 3mos funny

[–]ConcreteCrook 10 points11 points ago

Fuck this subreddit lately

[–]thewormauger 0 points1 point ago

don't you mean all default subreddits?

[–]ConcreteCrook 0 points1 point ago

Surprisingly, /funny had a few posts in late July that were hilarious...now it's back to the same reposts. At least make me chuckle ffs

[–]duckstaped 3 points4 points ago

just look at op's history.. it looks like they even repost things with lies in the title for karma :(

[–]JediMasterSam 4 points5 points ago

OP also acts like a female and male in their submissions.

[–]madarapt1 2 points3 points ago

you really think someone would do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?

[–]dontneedyourkarma 6 points7 points ago

I think there was one posted yesterday too but it got deleted

[–]Gabe_b 1 point2 points ago

So.... OP is winning?

[–]whussupbrah 7 points8 points ago

my boxer does that ;D

[–]dongflopper 7 points8 points ago

i wish my girlfriend would get that excited when i ask her if she wants to bone

[–]thixono 0 points1 point ago

or leave

[–]SilentJeans 5 points6 points ago

My boxer does this but full 360s in the process.

Dogs win

[–]cheap_beer_platform 1 point2 points ago

This isn't very funny

[–]vsal 7 points8 points ago

I wish I could get that excited about walking.

[–]premiumhandsome 5 points6 points ago

Try this fun experiment!

Have a friend that works all day lock you in a room without a toilet. If you have an accident during the day, have the friend beat and shame you for it as soon as they return home. After some time, once you adapt to denying your bodily functions all day, have the friend taunt you about it.

[–]Dantayl 17 points18 points ago

Wait, you beat your dog if he/she urinates or craps on the floor? The most I have ever done is point at it and say "no" in a low pitch. She then learned to hold it and generally barks by the door if she wants out. If she goes to the toilet in the house now, I know it was an "emergency" and would never yell or beat her for that, especially since she'd probably forget even doing it by the time I'd gotten home.

[–]rubbrduck 3 points4 points ago

You, sir, are doing it right.

[–]egosumFidius 1 point2 points ago

seems accurate

[–]catatafish89 1 point2 points ago

As an owner of a 13 year-old dog... I miss this.

[–]iBlokA 2 points3 points ago

Your dog is not in a calm submissive state

[–]Alexc1496 3 points4 points ago

That's what my boxer's do

[–]fucking_leverpostej 2 points3 points ago

They don't think it be like it is, but his boxer is do.

[–]bvanman 8 points9 points ago

I just wear mine.

[–]Betanut 3 points4 points ago

Wish I liked walks that much.

[–]reid-o 5 points6 points ago

I wish I liked anything that much.

[–]SupermanV2 2 points3 points ago

I think your dog has confused walking with jumping.

[–]Prorogue 0 points1 point ago

He doesn't want to go for a "walk," he wants to go for a "fly."

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[–]anatem 5 points6 points ago

it's a boxer, that's how they are, he probably got walked 2 hours before this happened

[–]memeaddictedchick 2 points3 points ago

I think I might get a boxer.

[–]IRQBreaker 2 points3 points ago

Yes! Boxers never grow old, they stay puppies for life. That's why I love them so much. I will always have a boxer at home. :-)

[–]bvanman 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, my dog would react in a similar manner if I mentioned "the w word", regardless of when we last went. Exception being if we just had a long frisbee session and she's panting on the kitchen floor next to her water bowl.

[–]Salzberger 0 points1 point ago

The original poster of this video hangs out on a forum i go to. It nearly won Australia's Funniest Home Videos one year. It might have actually won, can't remember, do know it got right to the finals though.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

It's not like this guy said, "oh, check out this recording, better turn it into a .gif and upload it to imgur!"

[–]retrominge 0 points1 point ago

Is this not normal? It's less entertaining when it's a German Shepherd doing the jumping and nearly going through the door...

[–]beastychan42 1 point2 points ago

Child porn???

[–]Name0fTheUser 0 points1 point ago

You stole my idea!

[–]beastychan42 0 points1 point ago

But I love you...

[–]Zer0VoiD 0 points1 point ago

That house looks like the house from Cats vs Dogs. Where the two animals are fighting, then both freeze as the owner walks past. Looks exactly the same.

[–]angelchi 0 points1 point ago

that is the bounciest boxer ever!

[–]AboveTheCl0uds 0 points1 point ago

my dog does the same thing accept when he wants to eat

[–]basketballchillin 0 points1 point ago

hops

[–]Catch22af 1 point2 points ago

Boxers are probably the oddest of the dog breeds

[–]ukiyoe 0 points1 point ago

Will I ever be this happy about anything?

[–]poonslyr69 0 points1 point ago

if I had know filming my dog doing this would have gotten me karma, I would have

[–]Beefmotron 0 points1 point ago

I SAID WALKIES NOT JUMPIES

[–]Donski1982 0 points1 point ago

thats so funny

[–]inaccurate_statement 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me that I need to stop browsing, and take my dog for a walk

[–]Cybrknight 0 points1 point ago

This people is why you should always feed your dogs Red Bull. A wired puppy is a fun puppy.

[–]Masshole3000 0 points1 point ago

Those are the magic words with dogs. I tell mine "wannaaaaa... (his ears stand up) goooo... (tail starts wiggling) forrrrrrr... (mouth open, tongue sticking out) aaaaaaa.... (sits down) waaaaaaaaaaaa...nnaaaa...Gooooooo..." it's a vicious circle.

[–]Horsehumper 0 points1 point ago

You're suppose to reply like that when you're going for a walk?

[–]reynej 0 points1 point ago

All I have to do is grab the leash off the top of the fridge and my dog goes crazy. She spins around in a circle though. She can't jump like that.

[–]tagrav 0 points1 point ago

boxers are such happy animals.

[–]UnluckyTamper 0 points1 point ago

AWWWWWW JAAWWWBEEEEEYYYYY

[–]iamgarrettt 0 points1 point ago

I have a boxer, her name is Molly and she does the same thing

[–]Lord_Fluffykins 0 points1 point ago

"Shit yeah, motherfucker."

[–]nugs_4_u 0 points1 point ago

OMG That's some ugly carpet!

[–]l30 0 points1 point ago

I always wondered why dogs get so excited about this and then I realize that the vast majority of most house dogs lives are spent imprisoned in your home and walks are their only brief period of escape. No wonder dogs so joyfully dig their ways out of backyards to run out into the world.

[–]lillexort 0 points1 point ago

Thats exactly what my dog does too!!! =P

[–]bulbousaur 1 point2 points ago

He's got a turtlehead.

[–]bumblebeesscareme 0 points1 point ago

Aaand... no video link.

[–]apopheniac1989 0 points1 point ago

You have a boxer.

I'm so sorry. :(

[–]atomaniac -1 points0 points ago

This is why
DOGS>CATS

[–]RenderedUseless -1 points0 points ago

Re....nevermind.

[–]Kyle_Crafty -1 points0 points ago

Welcome to the front page, population hannahjoy33

[–]philly8924 -1 points0 points ago

Classic boxer! Mine does the same thing, but then spins in circles chasing his tail! Hilarious!