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[–]Consequence6 294 points295 points ago

Spider, dot.. Alright, that's one.. Is it the chicken?.... No... The bark on the tree....? No... Something to do with the--waaaaitaminute...

[–]OsamaBinJacob 100 points101 points ago

These were honestly my exact thoughts.

[–]Dawgishly 14 points15 points ago

I look around after counting the spider as one too.

I would've taken forever except for OP's hint that it must be something obvious.

[–]cameratoo 3 points4 points ago

LOLZ! U R JUS LIK ME!

[–]Cyathem 17 points18 points ago

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

[–]fishgats 6 points7 points ago

AND INTO MY CAAAAR!!!

[–]solarnexus 9 points10 points ago

but it so cosy and there's so much room for activities!

[–]Randamba 1 point2 points ago

Hmm, You think the zombies got to him before us?

[–]solarnexus 0 points1 point ago

I wondered what those claw marks were!

[–]Ubaralook 0 points1 point ago

Damn zombies always ruining a good head...

[–]solarnexus 1 point2 points ago

4 hours and nobody's invoked rule #34?

I am disapoint.

[–]annielovesbacon 1 point2 points ago

It's like you read my mind..

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 1 point2 points ago

I'll wait for the movie to come out.

[–]BurntTheToast 0 points1 point ago

I saw the joke right off the bat. This normally works on me.

[–]donk407 0 points1 point ago

It's not a schooner... It's a sailboat.

[–]Consequence6 0 points1 point ago

I think you replied to the wrong person.

[–]anonymousHacker -1 points0 points ago

It's a repost

[–]Consequence6 -1 points0 points ago

That's wonderful. I haven't seen it before.

[–]ZippyKitty 35 points36 points ago

My intelligence was challenged today

[–]90873655382745267282 40 points41 points ago

You sly dog.

[–]I_Hate_Odd_Numbers 9 points10 points ago

*You sly chicken.

PS. Nine odd numbers...

[–]brownchickenbr0wnc0w 1 point2 points ago

*You sly spider

[–]alienbringer 0 points1 point ago

Why do you hate odd numbers? Also there really only are 4 odd numbers, some are just repeated :)

[–]I_Hate_Odd_Numbers 4 points5 points ago

They always leave people out. The odd man out...

I really like even numbers, they are all squiggly and awesome.

That's pretty much it...

And an even amount of odd numbers? A little less on edge.

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 1 point2 points ago

I really like even numbers, they are all squiggly and awesome.

104

[–]I_Hate_Odd_Numbers 1 point2 points ago

Hmm... I'm contemplating adding four to the list... But that would be unethical.

[–]A_Old_Hut_Lorry 1 point2 points ago

It's actually all one even number.

[–]alienbringer 0 points1 point ago

But every prime number (excluding the first one) is an odd number. And every is comprised of prime numbers.

[–]jordanlm 97 points98 points ago

I got it instantly.. Am I better then all of you?

[–]Drunkturtle 67 points68 points ago

I also got it instantly. Let us laugh at these puzzle-challenged peasants.

[–]unwelcome_pride 28 points29 points ago

hue hue hue

[–]xSpaz 7 points8 points ago

HAHAHAHA

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

Jajajaja.

[–]redditor-for-2-hours 2 points3 points ago

I got it instantly, too. I think it's because we're the ones with the smartass minds...and this time it helped.

[–]galient5 0 points1 point ago

This hypothesis is probably the most likely.

[–]galient5 1 point2 points ago

I too am one of the superior minded elite, let us drink Bordeaux and eat tiny meals.

[–]chili_cheese_dog 1 point2 points ago

ho ho ho

[–]HybridEmblem 1 point2 points ago

fua fua fua fua fua fua!

[–]Romald_Thumbkin 0 points1 point ago

Shall we scoff at their inferiority?

[–]sgndave 0 points1 point ago

chortle chortle

[–]rwhittak3 8 points9 points ago

I got it instantly as well, but I might not have, if the title hadn't been such a gigantic clue.

[–]dahahawgy 1 point2 points ago

NICE TRY RIDDLER.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I know the difference between then and than. Am I better than you?

[–]DayManNightMan 0 points1 point ago

Same, but then I wondered if I only did because the OPs post was a hint. Am I smart or did I unwittingly cheat?

I DON'T KNOW!!

[–]TheDroopy 0 points1 point ago

Yes.

[–]GiveMeLight 0 points1 point ago

I did too. But I think it's because the title suggests that the solution is overly simple. If not for the title, I might not have gotten it right away myself.

Edit: oh look at all the people with similar thinking...

[–]doomgiver98 0 points1 point ago

I got it so quickly that I thought that I missed something else.

[–]mkmontgomery22 -1 points0 points ago

No. You're not any better than all of us either.

[–]InnocentAlternate -1 points0 points ago

No, you're not better THAN anyone here with that kind of grammar, mister!

[–]onionsburg 10 points11 points ago

[–]TheSemiTallest 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, I actually had to check to make sure the spider had all 8 legs...

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 2 points3 points ago

No one ever pays me in spider drawings. :(

[–]bcbum 0 points1 point ago

you beat me to it, that guys stuff is hilarious. Best one is the missing cat.

[–]spyder173 14 points15 points ago

you almost had me, then i remembered the spider!

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

[–]helljumper_117 2 points3 points ago

FUCKING PUSSY THE SPIDER IS MISSING 8 LEGS FFS GIVE US A CHALLENGE FAGGOT

[–]Yowza01 21 points22 points ago

The was genuinely funny in my opinion. Upvote for you sir.

[–]meawkitteh 8 points9 points ago

:\ still don't get it

[–]keikii 36 points37 points ago

Spiders have 8 legs. There are 8 differences. Top has a spider, bottom has a dot... a spider without it's legs.

[–]meawkitteh 43 points44 points ago

fuck me

[–]Terminatr117 28 points29 points ago

Well if you say so...

[–]OmegaArcadia 9 points10 points ago

Anyone up for a threeway?

[–]JefferyFrank 4 points5 points ago

Make it 4

[–]cookiedoughboy 8 points9 points ago

Room for one more?

[–]JefferyFrank 4 points5 points ago

always room for cookie dough boy

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 4 points5 points ago

If you need an extra hole, you know who to call.

[–]JefferyFrank 4 points5 points ago

ಠ◡ಠ

[–]NAKED_SPACEMAN 3 points4 points ago

You 5 rapscallions up for some roleplay?

[–]IgnosticZealot 2 points3 points ago

Make that 6 rapscallions on this pirate ship ;)

[–]WagglyFurball 2 points3 points ago

Naked Spaceman roleplay?

[–]Nymaz 2 points3 points ago

Just let me finish gluing on these three breasts and I'm down. Side note - shave the beard or leave it?

[–]jessewalby 3 points4 points ago

I wish it took me longer to figure this out so I could fit in with you all..

[–]JustAnEE 1 point2 points ago

Oh that made me laugh real hard. Thank you :)

[–]Andy-J 1 point2 points ago

This is stupid as hell

[–]CoyoteStark 1 point2 points ago

Sad to say, the title gave it away.

Look, I'm a poet and I didn't even know I was one of them.

[–]Hardwarenutz 1 point2 points ago

Got Me!

[–]cbbc91 1 point2 points ago

WOW. I'm an idiot.

[–]KatzIncorporated 1 point2 points ago

Didn't take me to long, since it's a repost.

[–]1Rocky 1 point2 points ago

Before you come to me with this bullshit, define difference please.There could be 1 or 8 in the same spot.

[–]james9075 3 points4 points ago

am the only one that got it instantly?

[–]ConnorFlanagan 2 points3 points ago

All I found was the spider... what else is there?

[–]Hovesh 12 points13 points ago

[–]ConvolutedBoy 0 points1 point ago

I'm proud to say it took me all of 1 second.

[–]jayboa 0 points1 point ago

I was like wtf for 60 seconds, then I realized everyone on reddit is afraid of spiders. So I instantly knew the 8 differences.

[–]Ethosia 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else use this technique? It's the fastest way to solve these puzzles. Saved me a lot of time to reach the punchline of this joke. :)

[–]Captain-Kenneth 0 points1 point ago

Fuck.

[–]BADWOLF54123 0 points1 point ago

Ok Whts the difference ??? Rilly it's just a dot!!!! Wht!?!?

[–]yargd 0 points1 point ago

I probably would have gotten it faster, but in the back of my mind, I just kept thinking, please don't let this be a gif and have something jump out at me as I look.

[–]westernsociety 0 points1 point ago

the 8 legs ! :D

[–]anonymousHacker 0 points1 point ago

  1. repost
  2. repost
  3. repost
  4. repost
  5. repost
  6. repost
  7. repost
  8. repost

[–]el_muerte28 0 points1 point ago

I am, by nature, a smartass, and would do something like this normally.

[–]Provenzer0 0 points1 point ago

Took way too long for me as well

[–]whyisthereapostlimit 0 points1 point ago

This has pretty deep philosophical implications. For the reals yo

[–]ConnorFlanagan 0 points1 point ago

I just commented on her saying "I only found the spider... what else is there?"

Then I stopped to think about it for a second. I'm an idiot...

[–]Mcelite 0 points1 point ago

I got it right away. Must be because when I hear the number eight the first thing I think of is a spider.

[–]Surrendxr 0 points1 point ago

ya got me here is an upvote

[–]deaglemania 0 points1 point ago

And here is a downvote

[–]lurker_no_more94 0 points1 point ago

that took me forever....

[–]rainingrainbowcookiz 0 points1 point ago

First picture, spider. Second picture, dot. Okay now what else the chickens wing the-...waaaaaiiittttt.....dafuq?

[–]usuchamp 0 points1 point ago

I've found seven. Is there a tricky one?

[–]lisabadcat -1 points0 points ago

I was waiting for the scary face.

[–]madanonnahs -1 points0 points ago

Its funny because the 8 differences is the 8 spider legs.

[–]griingolink -1 points0 points ago

I got it right when I opened the link... Could I be, the chosen one?

[–]hrgilbert 1 point2 points ago

The true chosen one would never say something like that!

[–]deaglemania 0 points1 point ago

Yep pretty sure he's just a loser

[–]griingolink 0 points1 point ago

I am ashamed...

[–]luca123 -2 points-1 points ago

[–]Gr33ny -5 points-4 points ago

[–]jmdxsvhs15 -1 points0 points ago

oh, you...

[–]flignir -1 points0 points ago

Every time I start to think I'm smart because I got it right away...I read comments and find that any idiot could get it right away.

[–]kokowam -1 points0 points ago

I thought that the spider only had seven legs and I did not feel I would have made such an elementary mistake when I counted them.

[–]Doomv9y -1 points0 points ago

Took me about 10 seconds of looking around confusedly, but i got it after a moment. Tricky tricky.

[–]futue_te_ipsum -1 points0 points ago

immediately assuming there was some sort of trickery afoot, i deduced the answer rather quickly.

[–]red-rum -1 points0 points ago

Got it in less than a second. Buuuut I did giggle a bit. So.. Upvote.

[–]The_Dovahkiin -1 points0 points ago

I feel fucking stupid from this. Up vote for you.

[–]WokkinWabbit -1 points0 points ago

After many many reposts, I finally figured it out. I now question why I'm in honors classes.

[–]serpentcroissant -1 points0 points ago

Fucking legs! Lol I feel like an idiot.

[–]Dudash -1 points0 points ago

All I see is the spider...

[–]gregn604246 -1 points0 points ago

I have this on my office door, and everyone goes through the same process.

[–]donkey_on_the_moon -1 points0 points ago

I was smiling really big because I thought the chickens face was funny. I was genuinely excited trying to find the differences.....Every muscle in my face completely relaxed when I saw what it was. I wasn't mad, I was nothing. My face became nothing because of this. You stole my face you bastard.

[–]Jack_Hinrichs -1 points0 points ago

You win.

[–]Chrischn89 -1 points0 points ago

Ha noticed after 10 seconds of looking what was up. I was honestly clueless for a moment...

[–]cydneymarie -1 points0 points ago

i see what you did there :3

[–]overused-meme-alert 0 points1 point ago

bip bip bip bip bip bip bip

[–]bowlforthedude -1 points0 points ago

That satisfied my superiority complex nicely

[–]Wingly -1 points0 points ago

Eight differences? A SPIDER? NOPE!

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus -1 points0 points ago

All I see are two differences, the spider has turned into a black M&M and one panel is on the top and the other is on the bottom.

[–]Chizum -1 points0 points ago

Took me three seconds. Clever but not so clever. MUAAHHHAAHAHAA!!

[–]aanntthhoonnyy -1 points0 points ago

just saw this at a [7] and died.

[–]KingLiberal -1 points0 points ago

That spider's missing 8 legs! Okay, that's one...

[–]Travisimus -1 points0 points ago

They handed this out in one of the training classes at my job, I felt dumb.

[–]aw8gr8f8 -1 points0 points ago

Looking... Looking... Looking... Facepalm.

[–]rob_s_458 -1 points0 points ago

then why not "Spot the 400 (or so) differences," assuming each leg is about 50 pixels in total and each pixel is black instead of beige-ish.

[–]P2D_ItsME -1 points0 points ago

post this to /r/trees because at a 5 this seemed like an amazing amazing discovery

[–]frankfiorecomedy -1 points0 points ago

wow. that is so incredibly good haha

[–]lizardom -1 points0 points ago

What surprised me most about the comments here is that nobody is complaining about this being a repost. .. Is Reddit growing up? Good for you!

[–]deaglemania 1 point2 points ago

No, just gotten so young that nobody has seen the shit the last 50 times it was posted

[–]lizardom 0 points1 point ago

It's not that reposts bother me, they really don't, it's just that I was genuinely surprised when I didn't see the shit storm, lol

[–]OMGconex -1 points0 points ago

i honestly figured it out the second i spotted the spider.. but ur title might be the reason ;)

[–]copperpony -1 points0 points ago

I fell for it a long time ago when someone posted this under a dangerously similar title.

[–]FATstronaut5 -1 points0 points ago

I. Am. Stupid.

[–]vanderwaerden -1 points0 points ago

I looked at it quickly and saw the spider but not the others, so I tilted my monitor on its side, looked at the photos with crossed eyes, and focused my view on the superposition of the two photos that comes up in the middle.

When you do that, the differences between the two pictures blink.

Then only the spider legs blinked. D'oh (:

Ninja-Edit: Here's a page describing that process better.

[–]TheBabyFacedKiller -2 points-1 points ago

That was brilliant.

[–]deaglemania 0 points1 point ago

That was stupid.

[–]JaroSage -2 points-1 points ago

"This is bullshit, he's just trolling us so we'll see the one obvious one then stare at it forever and ne-OH YOU CLEVER MOTHER FUCKER"

[–]polkij60 -2 points-1 points ago

Spider legs

[–]Roscopicoman -2 points-1 points ago

Bahahahaha simply awesome

[–]Roscopicoman -2 points-1 points ago

Bahahahaha simpley awesome

[–]Jatik -2 points-1 points ago

Took me 8 seconds, that was the difference.

[–]thestalkmore -2 points-1 points ago

Might have taken me a while without a title? Maybe? With that title it took me about a quarter of a second.

[–]nardnerd -2 points-1 points ago

Ahhh you sly devil you ...

[–]itsbobfg -3 points-2 points ago

Genuinely laughed after figuring that one out, props to you.

[–]J1mTheDestroyer -5 points-4 points ago

I was like.. Hmmmm...mhmm... Yeahhh... ( 10 minutes later: hmm-OMG WHAT THE FUCK!!

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool