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Waiting for the dealer to call back. (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by Trogdor_D_Burninator

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[–]OoRI0T_P0LICEoO 29 points30 points ago

and this is your friends that already have their weed

[–]OoRI0T_P0LICEoO 0 points1 point ago

i dont think you understand how long i have had this gif pulled up in a seperate tab just bc i just liked it, then i saw OP's gif was similar so i knew it was meant to be lol

[–]kickinit202 6 points7 points ago

im waiting as we speak. my dealers a real GGG and for the first time ever hes lagging so i feel bad about getting impatient. i feel weird blowing up his phone so im just sitting and waiting for him to text me.... sitting aaaaaannndddd waiting. being dry is equivalent to stepping in elephant shit with every step u take

[–]Trogdor_D_Burninator[S] 4 points5 points ago

Hey man. It's cool.

[–]chartedlife 2 points3 points ago

I saw that and the screaming of the dude fit my music perfectly, mind bliwn (8}

[–]RAW-BERRY 3 points4 points ago

Just out of curiosity, do most people text or call their dealers?

[–]Trogdor_D_Burninator[S] 5 points6 points ago

Well, my dealers I know. They aren't some weird shady people on the street. So I call mine. It's the quickest, easiest way, but in some cases you have to leave a message seeing if they want to go out for pizza or something.

[–]Artrimil 2 points3 points ago

Very nice use of gifs, my fellow Ent.

[–]Trogdor_D_Burninator[S] 4 points5 points ago

Thanks. You have yourself a good night, sir/madam.

[–]LaughingFlame 4 points5 points ago

Bro. I love your username.

[–]Trogdor_D_Burninator[S] 6 points7 points ago

Thanks. Maybe we can team up and burninate the country side together sometime.

[–]LaughingFlame 2 points3 points ago

I would enjoy to burninate the hills wit you.

[–]A_long_journey 1 point2 points ago

You guys, that would take an awfull long time.

[–]LaughingFlame 1 point2 points ago

But it would be worth every second.

[–]Wrestles4Food 1 point2 points ago

most of the time, you have to have a record to need to worry about having your cell phone monitored. it's easy to be cryptic too. I'll text my guy "hey you good?" and he'll text me back "yea." it's not like "I WOULD LIKE TO BUY SOME CANNABIS TODAY!" people who text like that should be pistol-whipped for sending that jail sentence to their dealer's phone.

[–]brblongitude 2 points3 points ago

All dealers should clear their text messages after a deal is complete. Same goes for buyers too.

[–]Wrestles4Food 0 points1 point ago

i used to do that, but then i got lazy. never hurts to be safe, tho.

[–]A_long_journey 1 point2 points ago

My dealer is an old student friend. So we call. Well my roommates calls, I don't like the guy. But he's got the weed. Calling is prefered over texting here.

[–]rageaboutsugar 3 points4 points ago

A five ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut!

[–]Trogdor_D_Burninator[S] 2 points3 points ago

Well it doesn't matter! Will you go tell your master that Arthur, from the court of Camelot, is here?

[–]mrgnome1538 5 points6 points ago

uptoke for gif on trees

[–]gargerensis 2 points3 points ago

Thank you for not being that guy that calls 5 times in under 2 minutes.

[–]Trogdor_D_Burninator[S] 2 points3 points ago

Meh. People have busy lives. I understand this. Plus, I have the luxury of having multiple contacts.

[–]TheOnlyBlackGuyHere 2 points3 points ago

I live in Cali and I just got my recommendation. I'm happy to say that this is me no longer :).

[–]Wrestles4Food 2 points3 points ago

is your dealer a silly ka-nig-itt!?

[–]Scares_Easily 2 points3 points ago

I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!

[–]EntWifeDessa 2 points3 points ago

I'm an ent in CA and I get delivery, that I ordered online... =)))))

[–]EEEPEEFEE 0 points1 point ago

I love Dessa

[–]xxuntamed 1 point2 points ago

I sadly might have to go dry for a job, it's sad but job > weed. (at least for me)

[–]Trogdor_D_Burninator[S] 1 point2 points ago

I feel that's how it should always be, but that's just my opinion. Not my place to tell people how to live their lives. I greatly respect your decision.

[–]BobetoSlim 1 point2 points ago

What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

Huh? I... I don't know that.

[–]ki3f 1 point2 points ago

Move to cali

[–]Hrduncan 1 point2 points ago

Hey, I just thought I should let you know that your username is awesome and that my friends piece is named trogdor (trog/troggy) troggy is a true homie and I bet you are. And believe It or not I'm at a [0] right now. This gif is so true though! I use a middleman and it's chill cause he hooks me up fat but sometimes I can't get ahold of him.

[–]Ate_A_Peach 0 points1 point ago

Or just buy before you run out.

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