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[–]frikjan 11 points12 points ago

Better call Samus, a metroid has been spotted out of the lab.

[–]destroya71 -1 points0 points ago

Silly person. Let Ash go and do it it looks like one of those Pokémon.

[–]Aicou 2 points3 points ago

no send the mobile infantry and let's study it.

[–]Maxtrix07 2 points3 points ago

Head crab: applied directly to the forehead.

[–]AlexBrallex -2 points-1 points ago

Oh you morons everybody knows it's a digimon in its early forms

[–]minibug -1 points0 points ago

You're all wrong, it's a Jumping Wollywog!

[–]mista0sparkle 2 points3 points ago

I thought it looked like the pokémon Munna but with a bunch of carrots all over its body.

[–]Jasten26 2 points3 points ago

I came to say this. Have my Upvote.

[–]reireally 1 point2 points ago

i saw this and was going to comment that i, too thought the same thing. upvotes for my new friends. and the link i already found. Munna

[–]yourenzyme 20 points21 points ago

This should be on /awww, you pansy.

[–]TokinTortis 5 points6 points ago

Yup. I shall name it squishy and it will be my squishy.

[–]phenomenomnom 0 points1 point ago

[–]JoshTay 29 points30 points ago

Wow, Newt Gingrich looks good since he dropped out of the race.

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[–]AngryCyc -5 points-4 points ago

[–]trekkie5 -4 points-3 points ago

Literally.

[–]dummyguava -5 points-4 points ago

Funniest thing I've read all day. Thanks.

[–]MiniYabber 8 points9 points ago

It's the pokemon Munna

[–]Nosnhoj24 13 points14 points ago

It's actually kind of cute.

[–]AngryCyc 0 points1 point ago

Right? I've seen much, MUCH worse. Besides, this thing doesn't even have anything blatantly deadly sticking out of it, so it at least has those giant Caterpie looking things beat.

[–]keeganadavis -1 points0 points ago

the babby.

[–]rino21111 3 points4 points ago

that's a seapig.

[–]GOLTRON 11 points12 points ago

Really? This is the creepiest thing you've ever seen? You must be new here.

[–]MulciberII 6 points7 points ago

Welcome to reddit, bitch.

[–]DerpExplosion 0 points1 point ago

So edgy and cool!

[–]SimilarImage 13 points14 points ago

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[–]Vindowviper 3 points4 points ago

everytime I see these, I just assume its like a scoreboard.

Who can outbeat OP?

[–]Roy_G_Biv 6 points7 points ago

You can beat OP. You can beat-out OP. You can beat-off OP. You cannot outbeat OP. Engrish 101.

[–]lumptoast 5 points6 points ago

9/10 would bang.

[–]TheForbiddenFool 2 points3 points ago

Cthulhu has come my children!

[–]PenguinPal 7 points8 points ago

also known as the sea pig.

[–]archetypical 0 points1 point ago

Sweet, delicious sea bacon....

[–]Midnight_Skye 0 points1 point ago

Correct you are.

[–]alextoremember 1 point2 points ago

I wonder how it tastes

[–]minersrevolt 1 point2 points ago

It's afraid! IT'S AFRAID!

[–]speechie0756 2 points3 points ago

that's not creepy! it's cute! I think it's AKA a Sea Pig. awww

[–]Doctor_Candy -1 points0 points ago

Get a job, Sea Pig.

[–]Sheldonn 2 points3 points ago

Introduced? surely you must know youre not the first person to post this.

[–]jew_jitsu 0 points1 point ago

It's like a fucked up little echidna or something.

[–]Saucel3oss 0 points1 point ago

I remember seeing that in Treasure Planet

[–]putrid_poo_nugget 0 points1 point ago

This is the creepiest thing you have ever seen?

[–]wrathborne 0 points1 point ago

Sluggy the pooh.

[–]FuckingAhe 1 point2 points ago

just wait til one of these large MFer's runs across your foot and then up a wall at 100 mph while your taking a shit..

[–]thesignisalie 0 points1 point ago

meh, that's just a scutigera centipede :P

They're pretty chill; they'll eat cockroaches for you.

[–]kfc4nigga[S] -1 points0 points ago

Been there done that D; Not the same exact scenario, but you know.

[–]sethtaylor7 -1 points0 points ago

Get the manual! Get the goddamn monster manual!

[–]jbriggs87 -1 points0 points ago

You should have said it was a hippo fetus and seen if anyone knew better.

[–]shiv96 -1 points0 points ago

That's nothing. I've seen way worse shit on here. Lol

[–]raserei0408 -1 points0 points ago

Make it 10 feet tall and I'm pretty sure it would qualify as an eldritch abomination.

[–]Bobby_The_Boss -1 points0 points ago

Metroid

[–]rhtiin 0 points1 point ago

Patamon.

[–]Hydrochloric_Comment 0 points1 point ago

*Tokomon

[–]rhtiin 0 points1 point ago

Touche.

[–]MajorMager -1 points0 points ago

Seapig!

[–]ademnus 0 points1 point ago

heh true, but if we found it on Europa we'd be all, "COOOOL!!!"

[–]Tonamo -1 points0 points ago

Sea pig*

[–]Mr_Mimiseku 0 points1 point ago

Awwww. Reminds me of an Ood. Except...in some sort of baby form. haha.

[–]Daimoth 0 points1 point ago

Very Lovecraftian.

[–]Doctor_Candy 0 points1 point ago

what's up with all of the pokemon today?

[–]coldbeenz 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a devil dick

[–]inwardsinging 0 points1 point ago

Thought it said abysmal sea cucumber. Left disappointed.

[–]Hiding_In_Sight 0 points1 point ago

[–]bonders20 0 points1 point ago

Do these by any chance sit on your head?

[–]Smoovemammajamma 0 points1 point ago

looks like something you might want to stick a weiner into

...not that I would, or anything

[–]AngelofDeath128 0 points1 point ago

[–]Pinky01 1 point2 points ago

My guess is that OP has never seen the giant sea lice. Those are terrifying. This is a mixture of cute and ewww

[–]majormeathooks 0 points1 point ago

This is how Tokomon would look in real life.

[–]fusepark 0 points1 point ago

Someday I hope to start a charity on behalf of unattractive endangered species, but cannot think of a good acronym. This can be our poster child behind the blobfish.

[–]Balmarog 1 point2 points ago

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

[–]FECALBLAST69 0 points1 point ago

THAT is a cucumber? Creepy weird looking things shouldn't be given vague random names

[–]Pizzaman99 0 points1 point ago

It's a blast-ended skrewt.

[–]thegforcian -1 points0 points ago

Seriously speaking, can I eat this? It looks delicious.

[–]iknowihavenosoul 0 points1 point ago

So when are we makin' pickles?...

[–]SyluxTheDino 0 points1 point ago

Deep sea is fucking creepy bro.

[–]hustlehustle 0 points1 point ago

Blast it with piss

[–]Embullent 1 point2 points ago

Awww, I think it's kinda cute. In a weird aquatic pig kinda way

[–]SudoPeanut 1 point2 points ago

Easily? Have you SEEN this subreddit?

[–]N3K0K1D -1 points0 points ago

Kill it KILL IT WITH A HAMMER

[–]SilentHipster 0 points1 point ago

What is the Latin name for this thing?

[–]blurbie 0 points1 point ago

They look a lot cooler actually in the water...

[–]troopacoopa 0 points1 point ago

KILL IT WITH VIOLENCE!

[–]iamdrewcifer 0 points1 point ago

reminds me of the radish spirit from Spirited Away for some reason..

[–]RosieJo 0 points1 point ago

That's more commonly called a sea pig.

[–]ZeusMcFly 0 points1 point ago

no.

[–]Terazokie 0 points1 point ago

It looks like a limbless headcrab. Oh god, the invasion is starting underwater.

[–]Bardinoc14 0 points1 point ago

IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A CUCUMBER AT ALL! :o

[–]charlesdelta 0 points1 point ago

It has a face.....

[–]JRadical21 0 points1 point ago

It looks like a munna

[–]Jdanielols 0 points1 point ago

That sounds like a yu-gi-oh card

[–]theInflator 0 points1 point ago

Doctor Zoidberg?!

[–]sirsurg 0 points1 point ago

Um, no... That is a Scotoplanes, a sea pig ... -.- U couldn't be more wrong

[–]ENTwistlesbass 0 points1 point ago

I just wanna squeeze it between my bare hands and watch it wiggle

[–]faaackksake 0 points1 point ago

you introduce nothing

[–]geekwizard 0 points1 point ago

Tokomon?

[–]GoatsGoMeow 0 points1 point ago

Alaskan bull worm!

[–]n8dam8 0 points1 point ago

Starcraft 1 Reaver

[–]laurkray 0 points1 point ago

Looks more like a potato to me

[–]BardicSpoon 0 points1 point ago

I personally think this little guy is adorable.

[–]KupoLove 0 points1 point ago

With heavy longing - Long lost relative. We miss him so much on Dekuuna.

[–]Claytonius_Homeytron 0 points1 point ago

You must spawn more overlords!

[–]RRobertstein -3 points-2 points ago

[–]danny_fiasco 3 points4 points ago

Good one

[–]UncleRobbie 0 points1 point ago

Surely you mean "abysmal."

[–]infil 0 points1 point ago

It's unlikely to take that form in its natural environment where it is subject to extremely high pressures.

[–]Pineo 0 points1 point ago

You don't get out much do you.

[–]SirBufordBlowhard -3 points-2 points ago

That has very little in common with a cucumber.

[–]Sydviciouz 2 points3 points ago

You have very little of an education.

[–]Saddlezz -3 points-2 points ago

KILL IT!!!

[–]Sydviciouz 2 points3 points ago

Kill you.

[–]TicklezPanda -2 points-1 points ago

AHH KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[–]overused-meme-alert 1 point2 points ago

KILL IT WITH FIRE

NEE-eu NEE-eu

[–]boomb0x -3 points-2 points ago

It's a called a headcrab.