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[–]rovingrover 55 points56 points ago

I know right, he didn't even look both ways before crossing!

[–]TerryArchi 18 points19 points ago

Dogs don't look both ways, they smell both ways duh!

[–]Abysso 13 points14 points ago

He failed. He didn't only touch the white lines.

[–]SolomonGomes 5 points6 points ago

But it's a zebra crossing, not a dog crossing.

[–]Taytastrophe 3 points4 points ago

I see nothing in here that the Internet has not seen before.

[–]goonerredandwhite 1 point2 points ago

Too busy looking at the german shepherd on the other side of the road.

[–]POSTS_GIFS 42 points43 points ago

[–]Fushigidane 7 points8 points ago

I saw once with jessi slaughter in the corner crying. Somehow made it way creepier.

[–]caitlinreid 7 points8 points ago

I looked her up to see if she disappeared.

3 suicide attempts

Dad arrested for punching her

Dad died

Pregnant twice

Dated 16 year old who posted her nudes

Mental institutions

Foster care

And now she has decided that she is a he and goes by the name of Damien.

Damn internet, you scary.

[–]notsurewhatiam 1 point2 points ago

Ah, much better.

[–]One_More_Link 19 points20 points ago

Am I the only one who thinks that's a human in a dog costume?

[–]uncoolhero 36 points37 points ago

you are going places

[–]TheYellowCat 6 points7 points ago

Yes.

[–]ThatGuy97 13 points14 points ago

Well no shit it is

[–]Distrails 11 points12 points ago

[–]thegreatwhitemenace 1 point2 points ago

it's a dragon

[–]lisabadcat 7 points8 points ago

[–]ninetyzero 7 points8 points ago

Hot feet, hot feet, hot feet

[–]catinblack99 6 points7 points ago

I like how the other dog on the far side is like "Fuck, not again."

[–]putrid_poo_nugget 0 points1 point ago

Kind of like when I saw it was this gif. I thought "Fuck, not again."

[–]Wholesaletrash 10 points11 points ago

You can see the other dog in the background is just waiting for him probably saying "god damn it, stop fucking around already and catch up"

[–]SNORLAXisTOTORO 5 points6 points ago

The little hop at the end is what got me

[–]JefferyFrank 2 points3 points ago

to the dog cave!

[–]yahnbaron 2 points3 points ago

Am i the only one that thought the dog was going to be hit by a bus?

[–]ace443099 0 points1 point ago

YES THIS IS DOG ILL BE RIGHT THERE MY PEOPLE NEED ME!!!!!

[–]overused-meme-alert -1 points0 points ago

WHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOP

[–]EmilioEstevezLikesUs 2 points3 points ago

Aww. He thinks he's people.

[–]TheEmcee 1 point2 points ago

Now all he needs is one of those special helmets.

[–]expert02 2 points3 points ago

Wow... a VHS.

[–]Cynikal818 1 point2 points ago

I just want to thank you for not posting this in /r/wtf

seriously...thank you.

[–]Darth_Nitsua 1 point2 points ago

Anyone else kinda bothered/disappointed that (s)he didn't walk only on the lines?

[–]VengefulOctopus 0 points1 point ago

It's like... Ponji

[–]ExHempKnight 1 point2 points ago

HDS! HDS, comin' through! GOT A PACKAGE PEOPLE!

[–]BillyHalconeCrawford 0 points1 point ago

I must go! My people need me!

[–]redditor22465 0 points1 point ago

...Because walking on all fours is too mainstream

[–]bstampl1 0 points1 point ago

What do you mean, wut? Dog, silly.

[–]aglids 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of the 2 legged dog that learned to walk upright...looks so weird http://www.hilariousgifs.com/two-legged-dog-walking-standing-up/

[–]scorpio242 0 points1 point ago

My god... If all dogs learned how to do this the human race would be screwed

[–]Junee28 1 point2 points ago

An animated .jpg?

MADNESS!

[–]Alexbo8138 0 points1 point ago

I'm off! My people need me!

[–]BokehBurgher 0 points1 point ago

I dont know what it is about this gif because there are so many things to laugh about. I think ultimately the thing that makes me laugh the most is that the dog is "speed tiptoe-ing.

[–]Username1999 0 points1 point ago

Lmao

[–]garrett_fritz 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you, I'm a dog!

[–]Large_banana_hammock 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit, so many dogs crossing the street!

[–]aoneandatwo 1 point2 points ago

I imagined the Hanna Barbera cartoon tiptoe sound effect. It made a great gif even better...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I'm friends IRL with the person who posted this and I am so proud.

[–]jtjrr56 1 point2 points ago

"dont mind me"

[–]undearius -1 points0 points ago

To get to the other side

[–]Gibb0nat0r 0 points1 point ago

Squrriel!

[–]xFORTUNEx 0 points1 point ago

Can someone edit that and put a briefcase and a coffee in his front two paws so it's like he's late to work.

[–]GrowleyTheBear 0 points1 point ago

TWO LEGS!

TWO LEGS!

[–]UncleJimbo 0 points1 point ago

Cue the Benny Hill theme...

[–]EOTWAWKI 0 points1 point ago

Or alternately: "Haters gonna hate".

[–]morecake3 -1 points0 points ago

"Abandon Thread"

[–]uncoolhero 0 points1 point ago

Why did the dog cross the street?

well...

[–]kerbarus 0 points1 point ago

He's walking on the lava!

[–]Alyssian 0 points1 point ago

Well, he looks FABULOUS!

[–]VenezuelanPoodleMoth 0 points1 point ago

I'm guessing this was in Russia.

[–]Forkler 0 points1 point ago

Fits both 'Hater's Gonna Hate' & 'Deal With It'

Now someone text those into that gif and reap the karma rewards.

[–]Turbo757 -1 points0 points ago

OH MY GAWD! OH MY GAWD! I TINK I TINK I SAW A PUSSYTAT

[–]dc8640 -1 points0 points ago

What the fuck is "wut"?

[–]dibbledabbledobble 1 point2 points ago

Probably one of the most appropriate uses of "Wut?" I've seen

[–]Mase12 0 points1 point ago

Hah, dog thinks he is a human.

[–]TheToto1000 -1 points0 points ago

Why did the dog cross the road?

To make it to the front page.

[–]mediaG33K 0 points1 point ago

Haters gonna hate.

[–]FancyPillow 0 points1 point ago

EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR!

[–]wazoheat 0 points1 point ago

I am so glad he didn't get hit by a car, because that's what I was expecting.

[–]Fr4t -1 points0 points ago

Aww, he thinks he's people!

[–]maddyrose98 0 points1 point ago

I was really expected a car to come and run that darn dog over

[–]ehpuckit 0 points1 point ago

Send this to the bigfoot hunter guys.

[–]Mr_Rawrr 0 points1 point ago

This would make a decent "Abandon Thread" GIF

[–]RubberDong 0 points1 point ago

Reverse gifs is my favourite new thing.

You are welcome

[–]poopheadman 0 points1 point ago

[–]isaactology 0 points1 point ago

I must run, my people need me.

[–]McBeastlyPwn 0 points1 point ago

Somewhere, somehow, i have seen this before. Deja Vu, AMIRITE

[–]dembonezz 0 points1 point ago

Next thing you know, they'll have clothes and shoes for dogs and we'll give them jobs.

[–]rosie146 0 points1 point ago

i laughed way too hard at this.

[–]Alphalfa_Omegatron -2 points-1 points ago

Like a sir!

[–]overused-meme-alert 1 point2 points ago

ding ding ding

[–]Alphalfa_Omegatron 0 points1 point ago

God damnit, that's fucking hilarious.

[–]strumpster -1 points0 points ago

So maybe the chicken is evading the dog? We'll figure this out one day...

[–]narpas 0 points1 point ago

Get three more and send them along Abby road and you'll have the best picture taken there since Red Hot Chili Peppers socks in cocks.

[–]DannyBoi1Derz 0 points1 point ago

Rabby Road!

[–]the_nil 0 points1 point ago

Too lazy to make Abbey Road version. Somebody should Field of Dreams this for us all.

[–]rwingvr6 -1 points0 points ago

This was awesome when I saw it 10 years ago.