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MFW "Are you big...everywhere?" (imgur.com)

submitted ago by Guido_Torpedo7'1 | 217 cm

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[–]trentonfenton 132 points133 points ago

Well I am 6'6 and my wrist is 8 inches at the bone, but for some reason my penis is 3.25 inches long, so I just go redfaced and suspect they saw me in the toilets.

[–]iamherpderp1122 56 points57 points ago

Upvote for brutal honesty.

[–]tirceol6'6" | 198 cm 56 points57 points ago

Bro rule #1 is you never measure soft.

[–]Gingerbreadmancan6'4 7 points8 points ago

in the words of Bender "I am a grower not a shower!"

[–]royisabau56'5" | 5'17" | 196 cm 10 points11 points ago

Shit sucks, man. At least you get stealth boner bonus points.

[–]rebeldefector6'3" | 190cm 22 points23 points ago

Now at 5.75 I'm feeling good, thanks for that sacrifice.

[–]SkaterDrew6'2" | ~1979mm 1 point2 points ago

Thats average is it not?

[–]Cyb3rSab3r6'4" | 193 cm 2 points3 points ago

Better to be small than big. Friend of mine has a 9" penis and he's gone home with women but couldn't have sex because his penis was too big. When he can have sex at all he can only do 2 positions since any others cause him to hit their cervix.

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points ago

MFW

[–]Guido_Torpedo7'1 | 217 cm[S] 43 points44 points ago

This is my face after seeing how many PM's I have gotten since posting this.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

You're going to have to share some of the better ones.

[–]thebballer256'9" | 206cm 10 points11 points ago

Yes please do share the PMs

[–]Assssssstronomical6'1" | 185.5 cm 8 points9 points ago

Because they've put Brando's face on a frame with a porn star dong.... that noise is females across the globe panting in front of their computers.

[–]bridgedsuspense5'8" | 173 cm 2 points3 points ago

You really got PMs for that? That's kind of creepy.

[–]IknowIhaveaproblem6'1" | 185 cm 1 point2 points ago

Please share them.

[–]xomul6'10" | 210 cm 24 points25 points ago

I figure when a woman asks, she's barking up the wrong tree, and if it's a man, he's either gay or has deep-seated feelings of inadequacy (which I'm more than happy to contribute to).

[–]jgiant7'1" | 215cm 68 points69 points ago

I just tell people that "At my size, it would look ridiculous if I was only ten inches"

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

Oh, the places I could go with this....lol

[–]Guido_Torpedo7'1 | 217 cm[S] 86 points87 points ago

The emergency room.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

You, good sir, just made my day.

[–]jgiant7'1" | 215cm 2 points3 points ago

Not the first time i've heard this. I don't know about you as a fellow giant, but I definitely have a problem with women seeing me as too big - when they want a tall man they mean 6'4 - but when you're over 7 foot and just massive, you're not even in the running, as you're considered a physically impossibility.

[–]CaptainCard6'4" | 193 cm -1 points0 points ago

You are basically an impossibility. As anyone else on the extreme end of a bell curve is.

[–]DongolevMendelev6'4" | 193 cm 1 point2 points ago

Tell that to the NBA.

[–]BucketofBabies6'8" | 203.2 cm 0 points1 point ago

I'm stealing this.

[–]holycrapple6'4" | 194 cm 86 points87 points ago

My best played moments with a girl was when I was in college and was hanging out with about 12 people in a buddy's dinning room. About 5 or 6 of us were sitting at it with others sitting in various corners of the room...about 3 or 4 different conversations going on. I noticed a girl from the group that I flirted with on several occasions and she was teasing another male friend of mine with a tape measure only pulled out to a couple of inches....I kept up with my conversation in the middle of the room, grabbed the tape measure from her and locked it in at my size and handed it back without a word to her. 30 minutes later, she pulled me off to a side room for "verification". Never before or since had I been that suave.

TL;DR - bragged about my size in a somewhat playful manner and it worked.

[–]Apocrypha200cm | 6'6.5" 18 points19 points ago

Yes. Yes yes yes.

[–]BicycleCrasher6'1" | 186 cm 21 points22 points ago

Now I'm going to keep measuring tapes lying around for just such an occasion.

[–]fa_cube_itch6'0" | 182.88 cm 12 points13 points ago

You and me both. Haha

[–]Tacticalknots6'3" | 190.5 cm 5 points6 points ago

Lol'd when i read your username have an upvote :)

[–]fa_cube_itch6'0" | 182.88 cm 3 points4 points ago

Why thank you. I just hope it wasn't out loud. Don't want to offend people nearby. :P

[–]Tacticalknots6'3" | 190.5 cm 0 points1 point ago

it was out loud but not loud loud and lucky for me the walls of my house were not offended haha

[–]delrio566'5" | 196 cm 1 point2 points ago

I must say, your name is really freaking awesome. I love play on words like that.

[–]fubish2 m 1 point2 points ago

As long as we are talking about your username we can talk about mine. Very similar message. 

f u bish

[–]uwsdwfismyname 1 point2 points ago

First few times I got laid was shortly after whipping it out while drunk... not sure it was the size or frankness of the situation.

[–]kintu6'2" | 188 cm 0 points1 point ago

So did you do it? (~_~;)

[–]DongolevMendelev6'4" | 193 cm 0 points1 point ago

Holy Crapple. Good work bro.

[–]lookylieu5'11" | 180 cm 48 points49 points ago

UNF this is my favorite gif of Marlon Brando.

[–]deeeelightful6'0" | 182 cm 26 points27 points ago

This is my favorite gif, ever.

[–]tamwow196'0" | 182 cm | SWO 17 points18 points ago

I love him. I love this gif. It's just all so amazing.

[–]TheGirlKodi6'0" 14 points15 points ago

Upvote for telling me who this gorgeous man is.

[–]jennyrodo6'0" | 182 cm 4 points5 points ago

Mine too. So sexy.

[–]cb435696'2" | 189 cm 5 points6 points ago

I spent a while there trying to figure out what "UNF" stands for. Now I realise my fault.

[–]tamwow196'0" | 182 cm | SWO 3 points4 points ago

Don't worry I did too :(

[–]KScheps6'0" | 183 cm 2 points3 points ago

I don't get it:(

[–]lookylieu5'11" | 180 cm 5 points6 points ago

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=unf

[–]pompejus6'6" | 198 cm 101 points102 points ago

MFW = My Face When

[–]deadpansnarker6'5" | 195 cm 27 points28 points ago

thank you

[–]Elquinis6'8" 13 points14 points ago

Not Mother Fucking Wampas?

[–]Reedthebag6'4" | Z cm 1 point2 points ago

Oooohhhh reddit

[–]Verduus6'4" | 194 cm 0 points1 point ago

gonna think this every time now

[–]KScheps6'0" | 183 cm 11 points12 points ago

Had to check the comments for this, thanks:)

[–]drunkstatistician6'4" | 193 cm 28 points29 points ago

TIL MFW. TY

[–]MSAV6'7" | 200.66 cm | CO 7 points8 points ago

I kept reading it as M4W, which makes this post super weird.

[–]PartyBusGaming6'2" Bathes in MiracleGro 1 point2 points ago

I was thinking the girl was saying "My fucking word! Are you big everywhere?!?"

[–]DaDosDude6'3" | 190 cm 2 points3 points ago

I thought "Most Females Wonder"

[–]paintitbronze 0 points1 point ago

But you guys aren't allowed to use it though since it's 4chans not yours so stop

[–]viktorb6'5.5" | 197 cm 19 points20 points ago

This gif always makes me smile. He's so damn handsome.

[–]The_Cameraman6'4" | 193cm[!] 33 points34 points ago

Being a grower really sucks sometimes. While I'm at attention, my second-in-command is actually 6.5"...but when I'm flaccid, my penis looks like the saddest 3" deflated balloon you've ever seen. And on my frame (super-wide shoulders and tall torso), it looks all the more ridiculous.

[–]HonestyFTW6'2" | 188 cm 13 points14 points ago

Dude, try being a grower when you're of average size.

[–]relevantusername-I'm loads of cm, like more than 3 even 1 point2 points ago

You're a bit tall to be average, wouldn't you think? That's more my size ;)

[–]xMeRcHanDiSe6'4" | 193 cm | Southern Ohio 6 points7 points ago

I know that feel bro. It makes you feel inadequate even though you know that you are just fine. If a girl ever saw me flaccid, I would do my best to pop a half-chub to make up for it.

[–]m3ag4n6'1 | 185 cm 6 points7 points ago

My ex was a grower. Honestly I thought his little tiny flaccid penis was adorable. It was so amusing how it could shrink so small and then get so big. It's still impressive to me. Basically, unless you're incredibly sheltered, it should be common sex-ed knowledge that some men are showers and some men are growers. Leave your cute little flaccid penis be.

[–]Wyrm6'6'' | 198cm 24 points25 points ago

Cute is not really an adjective many men want to hear about their dicks.

[–]Servicemaster6'3" | 190.5 cm 1 point2 points ago

As a man, I am absolutely fine with any person expressing any interest in my penis.

[–]drajax 8 points9 points ago

As much as I appreciate your comment and it made me smile, I don't think most men want the word "cute" to define their penis. Monstrous, Gargantuan, Large, Big, or Perfect.

[–]quikniq6'8" | 203cm | 245lbs 2 points3 points ago

There are showers, and growers. There are also Pokers and Stretchers. So within that are a variety of options with the top being the Shower Poker Stretcher. However if you are steathly you are a Grower Poker Stretcher.

[–]BicycleCrasher6'1" | 186 cm 0 points1 point ago

You're making those up. I've never heard of poker or stretcher.

[–]quikniq6'8" | 203cm | 245lbs 0 points1 point ago

maybe you HAVE heard of them, but one too many Bicycle Crashes have taken their toll on your memory. It's sad, really.

[–]BicycleCrasher6'1" | 186 cm 0 points1 point ago

Well, I did crash my bike at least 9 times in 10 months. Only 2 involved other people.

[–]BicycleCrasher6'1" | 186 cm 3 points4 points ago

I know exactly what you mean. I look like Adam when I'm soft. But I know I'm at a rather large 8" when I'm ready to go.

[–]Up-The-Butt_Jesus6'6" | 198 cm 19 points20 points ago

don't cheat with the ruler, bro.

[–]supbanana5'10" | 177 cm 0 points1 point ago

That's really funny, I never realized his penis was even showing before.

[–]BicycleCrasher6'1" | 186 cm 8 points9 points ago

Women - "Wow. Look at this beautiful fresca of God sparking life into Adam."

Men - "Why the fuck did Michaelangelo have to paint his dick in?"

[–]thebballer256'9" | 206cm 14 points15 points ago

I'm perfectly average, I guess I had to have at least one Asian stereotype be true :/

[–]MuchoMaas496'7" | 200 cm 11 points12 points ago

Yeah, I'm pretty average.

The worst part is I know this, but my large hands make me feel insecure.

[–]thebballer256'9" | 206cm 4 points5 points ago

Well the good thing is that it will look even bigger in women's hands than in yours :D

[–]I_FISTED_MY_GRANDMA 1 point2 points ago

Unless she has big hands.

Than you're fucked. Hopefully.

[–]BicycleCrasher6'1" | 186 cm 3 points4 points ago

My large hands just make me feel better because I know my hands are huge. Yeah, I'm just that big.

[–]esushi 0 points1 point ago

(Asian stereotype is smaller than average.)

[–]GoldBeerCap6'4" | 193 cm 0 points1 point ago

If he is big but his gentleman is average than that means it is small which fits the asian stereotype. That is if I follow the logic properly.

[–]Pit_of_Death6'2" | 188 cm 14 points15 points ago

Girth. 'nuff said.

[–]supbanana5'10" | 177 cm 3 points4 points ago

I'll second that. For science.

[–]Friendly_Ax_Murderer 11 points12 points ago

6' 5" and 286 pounds. ~5 inches hard. If only I could make this face

[–]isfj65'11" | 180 cm 5 points6 points ago

If you are capable of making this face 5 inches sounds wonderful....

[–]PartyBusGaming6'2" Bathes in MiracleGro 2 points3 points ago

Well, I think it's like for every 40 pounds lost, you gain a inch? It's kind of true.

[–]Friendly_Ax_Murderer 6 points7 points ago

I lost 35 pounds this summer... I feel like I've just been cheated

[–]PartyBusGaming6'2" Bathes in MiracleGro 2 points3 points ago

It doesn't count if you push in when you measure before, silly!

[–]felixfelix6'4" | 193 cm 13 points14 points ago

Yes! Every place I've travelled to, I have been just as big!

But if you were asking about my penis, it is average size but super effective at pleasing women. Sexually.

[–]drthomaslight6'4" | Head of the Lollipop Guild 14 points15 points ago

As compared to super effective at pleasing women aesthetically?

[–]felixfelix6'4" | 193 cm 1 point2 points ago

Yep. Sexually is the main method.

[–]Glennsguitar6'5" 8 points9 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/Hq5pf.gif

[–]Pank05'6" | 173 cm 13 points14 points ago

are you??

[–]tallguyhere6'7" | 202 cm 22 points23 points ago

I know some of us are...

[–]Keightler6'5" | 196 cm | BC 24 points25 points ago

People with long appendages tend to have other long appendages.

[–]MrAppendages6'7" | 198 cm 80 points81 points ago

Finally my username is relevant

[–]Itsatrapski6'6" | 197cm 8 points9 points ago

MFW

[–]Moiphy6'4| .00194 Klicks 9 points10 points ago

I guess i'm the mold breaker on this one.

[–]thebballer256'9" | 206cm 6 points7 points ago

Join the club :/

[–]life_failure6'5" | 196 cm 10 points11 points ago

You guys too, huh? I mean, fuck, my arms and legs are so short... and yet, wow, its like I'm a freak...

[–]thebballer256'9" | 206cm 1 point2 points ago

Well I'm half Asian so I suppose that has something to do with it. And while I am average, my body is so big that it doesn't look average.

[–]tallguyhere6'7" | 202 cm 8 points9 points ago

You speak the truth, brother.

[–]DeadSalesman 12 points13 points ago

My standard answer:

"They say it's usually approximately the length from the tip of your middle-finger to your wrist. That's about accurate." Then I show them my outstretched hand.

Most tall people have big hands and long fingers.

[–]tirceol6'6" | 198 cm 16 points17 points ago

Now I'm staring at my hand trying to figure out if it's accurate without having to excuse myself to the bathroom.

[–]DeadSalesman 2 points3 points ago

I first read this in my office and did the same thing.

[–]swimkid075'11" | 180 cm 12 points13 points ago

holy shit if I were a dude my penis would be HUGE. Like 8".

[–]BicycleCrasher6'1" | 186 cm 21 points22 points ago

I am. And it is.

EDIT: If only I could know who the upvotes come from...

[–]Aushou6'3" | 190.5 cm 4 points5 points ago

Upvote specifically for the edit.

[–]BicycleCrasher6'1" | 186 cm 10 points11 points ago

Blue. Damn.

[–]Aushou6'3" | 190.5 cm 2 points3 points ago

Sorry to crush your hopes and dreams.

[–]Emberglo6'3" | 191 cm 8 points9 points ago

Goramit. I'm disappointed in myself. My hand is 9... I'm not small, but 9 inches would be nice...

[–]supbanana5'10" | 177 cm 8 points9 points ago

Same! Can't possibly be true, but still... laaaadies?

ETA: Since this is all tmi anyway, wonder if this is true of vaginal depth as well. My gyno was shocked and awed by how 'deep' I am.

[–]BicycleCrasher6'1" | 186 cm 0 points1 point ago

"Deep" sounds very nice...

[–]supbanana5'10" | 177 cm 1 point2 points ago

Well, I've certainly never had any complaints, heh.

I googled vaginal depth out of curiosity and now I'm uncomfortably once again aware that bodies are weird.

[–]CicconeYouth046'2" | Michigan 4 points5 points ago

The way you that you capitalized "huge" for 8" instills me with self-esteem.

Thank you. :D

lol

[–]supbanana5'10" | 177 cm 2 points3 points ago

Isn't the average penis size something like 5-6"? I personally don't care too much about size but can confirm that, yes, anything in the ballpark of 8" is huge.

[–]PartyBusGaming6'2" Bathes in MiracleGro 5 points6 points ago

Holy fuck. That's 8 inches for me.

If only...

[–]windsostrange6'3" | 190 cm 3 points4 points ago

I'm tall with small hands and above-average feet and everything else.

The standard answers are usually BS.

[–]DeadSalesman 3 points4 points ago

Shhhhhh

[–]windsostrange6'3" | 190 cm 5 points6 points ago

:D

Can we not just stick to the feet one? My feet are far more impressive than my hands!

[–]HonestyFTW6'2" | 188 cm 5 points6 points ago

I'm currently looking at my hand with a look of disappointment.

[–]jennyrodo6'0" | 182 cm 5 points6 points ago

My boyfriend is missing the tip of his middle finger... That must have been one long tip. ;)

[–]blargblorg 5 points6 points ago

Wow, that's actually quite accurate for me. Who knew?

[–]Pit_of_Death6'2" | 188 cm 2 points3 points ago

I've also heard "from the tip of the outstretched thumb to the end of the forefinger". For me, it's actually very accurate. I have no idea if this is really a "rule" though.

[–]ws479 0 points1 point ago

That rule works for me

[–]DongolevMendelev6'4" | 193 cm 0 points1 point ago

I have Megan Fox thumbs, so that wouldn't work for me.

[–]FitnessExpert6'4" | 193 cm 0 points1 point ago

That's actually perfectly accurate for me. Neat trick.

[–]Ojahh6'7"and a bit | 2.02 m 0 points1 point ago

Man that is accurate, o_O TIL. very cool.

[–]I_AM_TUGBOAT6'5" | 196 cm 0 points1 point ago

Had a friend that said this at a party and the girls wanted to measure the guys hands. I tried to refuse but after some teasing about tall men being disproportionate I let the girl measure. "Wow you have hands like a horse" is by far the best compliment I have ever gotten :)

[–]That_One_Australian6'3" & a deep voice scares small children. 1 point2 points ago

TIL by that method I'm supposed to be packing a 9.5" dick....Feels bad man

[–]DongolevMendelev6'4" | 193 cm 0 points1 point ago

Wow, that's actually accurate. Thanks bro.

[–]JuelzyT6'4" 1 point2 points ago

Very much so! and from the sound of things, very fortunate

[–]afropat6'2'' 5 points6 points ago

For some reason my thing is to convince girls I have a small penis...I have no idea why.

[–]Keightler6'5" | 196 cm | BC 15 points16 points ago

The element of surprise.

[–]drajax 1 point2 points ago

My friend does this. His argument is "Either I'm telling her the truth and she won't be disappointed, or she'll be pleasantly surprised"

[–]BonerYNot6'6" 198 cm 7 points8 points ago

I'm hung like a termite.

[–]Man_with_the_Fedora6'3" | 190 cm 12 points13 points ago

I'm hung like a horsefly

[–]HelenaBeatIt5'10" | 177.8 cm 4 points5 points ago

I fucking love young Brando.

[–]The_Cameraman6'4" | 193cm[!] 3 points4 points ago

Brando, he's got what girls crave!

[–]amysaurus6'0"|183 cm| NV 3 points4 points ago

He's got electrolytes!

[–]BunRabbit6'2" | 190 cm 6 points7 points ago

I'm big in Japan.

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[–]Thigrai6'1" | 186 cm 0 points1 point ago

Well, he used it for the tongue-in-cheek meaning. This should help you understand what it normally means :D

[–]Ginger_Giant_6'6" | 199 cm Sydney 6 points7 points ago

I'd have to say unrelated, I've been with a guy who was 6'9" and 9", one who was 6'8" and 7", one who was 6'10" and 5", On the other end of the spectrum I've been with some very short blokes who were obscenely well endowed. I seem to be in the middle with 6'6" and 7.5"

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

Inquiring minds would like to know...lol

[–]FreckleException 4 points5 points ago

Every time I see this damn gif I think that this is what James Franco would look like if he showered.

[–]00111100001100114'11.5" | 151 cm. 1 point2 points ago

I'm pretty sure he showered.

[–]WeirdFishes__Arpeggi6'0" | 182 cm 4 points5 points ago

Came here in hopes that tall guys would share their size. Was not disappointed.

[–]ArianFosterThePeople6'3" | Perfectly adequate 0 points1 point ago

Release the PM's!

[–]l0l195cm 4 points5 points ago

Being gay and having size 15 (~size 50 European) shoes, I get teased with "Is it true what they say about big feet?" by almost everyone I meet. Fun times. Everyone's too scared to verify though.

[–]xavier_manifest6'5" | 196 cm 2 points3 points ago

As another gay man, I would like to verify some 'things' with you. ;D

[–]pantsRdown5'3" here with special permission from ethanlan 1 point2 points ago

I'll say it again, cause I still think it. I love my talls, they have so much room for activities!

[–]Valintiin6'2" | 188 cm 1 point2 points ago

Never before have I heard that phrase uttered regarding sex. Well done.

[–]pantsRdown5'3" here with special permission from ethanlan 0 points1 point ago

....I actually meant waxing.

[–]Valintiin6'2" | 188 cm 1 point2 points ago

Oh. Well then. I'll just uh...show myself out.

[–]pantsRdown5'3" here with special permission from ethanlan 0 points1 point ago

:D

[–]TheOneWithNoName5'5'' | Supreme Ruler of /r/short 3 points4 points ago

Benefit of being short, it always looks bigger by comparison ;)

[–]7yler6'8" | 203 cm 2 points3 points ago

I'm well proportioned.

[–]momac7 2 points3 points ago

I can't remember, what movie is this from?

[–]JuelzyT6'4" 1 point2 points ago

I'm reading alot of these comments, and I'm very fortunate to be both tall and well-endowed. Keep ya head up fellas and maybe, just maybe our height will give the illusion of being hung!!

[–]thaicares 1 point2 points ago

I think my most memorable occasion of this was well ackward at best! It wasn't one person asking it was a crowd pressuring me and while most were females and some were even very attractive there were just too many men and ugos/weirdos for me to know what to do about it all! But one of the bad ass moments was when some pretty chick asked to see my hand the response there was easy... I love the reaction of shit he don't even need to be long! LMAO

[–]OrangeMonkeyee6'4" | 1.93 cm[!] 2 points3 points ago

I need a deep woman.

[–]Xenocide19936'5" | 196 cm 1 point2 points ago

so uh, is everything...in proportion?

[–]LordCOTA6'4" -1 points0 points ago

The answer is always yes.

[–]smenghs 0 points1 point ago

great gif

[–]drthomaslight6'4" | Head of the Lollipop Guild 1 point2 points ago

I was the tallest one and had the largest shoe size in my high school class. I know that face.

[–]BicycleCrasher6'1" | 186 cm 0 points1 point ago

This whole thread turned in to tall male redditors trying to get tall female redditors to message them. Right? It's not just a "I'm very long...everywhere", right?

[–]Not_a_Clue6'5'' | 195 cm 1 point2 points ago

My constant response to a question along those lines, especially in regard to my size 14 shoe, is always "Why ruin a perfectly good surprise?". It seems to shut them up, but keep them interested.

[–]Tasanova6'6" | 200 cm 1 point2 points ago

Lanky Me: "Everything is in proportion." sly smile

Friend: "Sure you're long, but you're hung like a pencil."

[–]Valintiin6'2" | 188 cm 0 points1 point ago

That made me sad "aww" out loud.

[–]AceFrhly6'8" | 204 cm 0 points1 point ago

Holy crap that's one gorgeous son of a bitch!

[–]delrio566'5" | 196 cm 0 points1 point ago

"It's all proportional, baby"

[–]EmmaMightBeDrunk5'10" Moderatrix 0 points1 point ago

This whole thread makes me feel dirty. :)

[–]DongolevMendelev6'4" | 193 cm 1 point2 points ago

You might be drunk. Just might.

[–]relevantusername-I'm loads of cm, like more than 3 even 0 points1 point ago

'No, I'm under 5'7" like the rest of my family". What do they expect...

[–]jms3r6'4" | 193 cm Stockholm 0 points1 point ago

I say "yes" and try to keep as cold and matter-of-fact expression as I can

[–]sharkbait_oohaha6'6" | 7.03e+14 Electron radii 0 points1 point ago

Apparently if you say no(even if you are), they will be curious and want to... find out. I've always been pretty straight forward about my size when asked and it seems to work pretty well for me.

[–]Redfalcon1276'7" | 201 cm 1 point2 points ago

Remember gentleman it's more about girth than it is length. Plus no matter what most of us are in the 6 foot plus range so honestly zero fucks given.

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[–]Woof_tex6'7" | 200 cm 1 point2 points ago

dude, I feel your pain. Well written troubles. Sorry you had to loose love for whatever reason. I had a similar experience though I'm just on the plus size of "normal" What I thought was my soul-mate got bruised &/or bladder infections whenever we went all out.

I felt so bad for so long. Im not even out of proportion or anything. I'm 6'7 tall and big/long in most ways. I just am me. Sounds like you are the same.

On the other hand, Learning how to flick and trick with your tounge can help get things going for more wide and long bore luving. Mr Jumbo can/has/will cause you issues. Fuck you, deal with it. If it bothers you so much just switch sided and do sword fights, Kinda sounds like your gig.

I got really sad after my honest to god soulmate lover told me I was leaving her bruised, sore, and occastionally with a yeast infection due to trauma. I still feel aweful that I hurt a woman I love like that and didn't know it whilst in the process.

I'm aweful. But, I'd love to meet more lovlies whenever possible. Cheers and Best wishes. Please do contact me if you are interested in wakeing up to a 300 lb, 6'7' Friendly guy. I can cook b'fast.

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