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[–]matt1250 59 points60 points ago

If a guy did that to a girl, he'd be arrested.

[–]barfretchpuke 5 points6 points ago

an empowered person taking advantage of their power? asshole.

a disadvantaged person turning the tables on the advantaged? awesome!

[–]o0eagleeye0o 19 points20 points ago

Yeah, that guy in the suit had it coming to him. I mean, did you see the way he just casually walked by doing nothing to the girl? The nerve!

[–]-3k- 3 points4 points ago

No means no damn it!

[–]Metalloid 9 points10 points ago

(Honest question) What kind of power are you saying the man has here? Is it the suit or just his gender?

[–]Then_He_Said 6 points7 points ago

his gender. Since he is stronger than her* he can have power over her.

*Before people cry sexism: I don't mean that all men are stronger than all women. I just mean that if you took an average sized man and woman of similar background, experience and profession, the man would be stronger because he's built to be stronger.

[–]abominablesnogrl 9 points10 points ago

i can hate it... but i accept it as truth.

[–]Then_He_Said 3 points4 points ago

I'm glad you can... We seem to be in the minority on that

[–]elusivewater 0 points1 point ago

What if the girl had a penis?

[–]SeattleT 3 points4 points ago

I bet she is listening to this. Fast forward to the chorus starting at :52

[–]ariXzona[S] 1 point2 points ago

haha, i like that song, as well as t.A.T.u

[–]Smallz38 28 points29 points ago

Too all the people condemning as repost......it's new to me, i got a chuckle out of it.

[–]cheesypoofss 4 points5 points ago

And for the other thousands there is only anger and condemning.

[–]RudyBagels 5 points6 points ago

To all the people condemning this as a repost, go fuck yourselves. Not everyone sees every post that comes through here.

[–]Jaibyrd -4 points-3 points ago

That doesn't make it original

[–]RudyBagels 5 points6 points ago

It is original to people that havnt seen it. A post can be on the front once a week for a year and chances are not everyone would have seen it. So what is everyones problem with letting other people enjoy the content? Why does everyone have to act like a fucking hipster about it? That's great, you saw it, move the fuck on.

[–]Boathead96 0 points1 point ago

Welcome to reddit, where OC is downvoted and intelligent arguments mean nothing.

[–]RavenoMail 0 points1 point ago

Yea, people complain about reposts not because they don't get a laugh about it but because the reposter indirectly suggests that (s)he made the content (which in reposts, they do not).

[–]abominablesnogrl 0 points1 point ago

To*

[–]kerdon 2 points3 points ago

... I need to bend over to tie my shoes more often.

[–]bsebaz 2 points3 points ago

why would she do that to him? That is such a traumatic experience. Just think of how much money he is going to have to spend on therapy, and lets not talk about the issues he'll have meeting strangers.

[–]beericepat94 1 point2 points ago

Even though it's a repost, it is still my favorite gif.

[–]bigbear75 1 point2 points ago

Don't care how many times i see it, i'll always laugh.

[–]larsbrunsvold 1 point2 points ago

This actually just happened to my friend at a bar. All of us sitting drinking, random hot girl walks up and basically starts humping the side of my friend and then walks off like nothing happened. Happened so fast none of us had time to react.

[–]RNRSaturday 1 point2 points ago

I wish this happened to me more often, but so far it has only happened never times.

[–]digbus 1 point2 points ago

Wonder whats on reddit today? oh just reposts..

[–]stoutkraut 1 point2 points ago

If it weren't for reposts, new redditors wouldn't get exposed to a lot of really funny stuff. Calm down a bit, perhaps.

[–]jennehjenneh 1 point2 points ago

funny but reposted so many times already

[–]whifang 6 points7 points ago

looks like she's listening to gangnam style

[–]Wrislupa 0 points1 point ago

We're all listening to Gangnam Style.

[–]dbinks 3 points4 points ago

I wasn't aware there was a gif of how I met my boyfriend...

[–]Visionism 5 points6 points ago

Swap the man and the woman and Reddit would be condemning this as a horrific sexual assault.

[–]liebkartoffel 8 points9 points ago

Except for the fact that it's obviously staged.

[–]LolYouFail23 3 points4 points ago

Reddit doesn't care if it's staged.

[–]markman71122 6 points7 points ago

She's hot.

[–]Ilovemybathobe 8 points9 points ago

German comedienne Martina Hill ;)

[–]boarderdude1998 1 point2 points ago

Favorite gif ever

[–]purplepandakcrd 0 points1 point ago

I can't stop watching

[–]sizeways 0 points1 point ago

This is old. But I had forgotten about it and got a chuckle. Upvote!

[–]emh1389 0 points1 point ago

Is there a video to this?

[–]psion0027 0 points1 point ago

what is this from?

[–]PyrosVengeance 0 points1 point ago

Now why when i did that at a public school i got kicked out?

[–]MasonFr429 0 points1 point ago

I'd let her do that to me...not sure why he was running.

[–]Redditisquiteamazing 0 points1 point ago

Must

[–]schmittyrts 0 points1 point ago

For those of us who don't look at all the subreddits this is the first time seein this... GLORIOUS!

[–]Lulzzy 0 points1 point ago

wat.

[–]W0RLDWAR2 0 points1 point ago

I would be pretty stoked if a hot girl did that to me :D

[–]galaxyforsza 0 points1 point ago

I cannot stop watching this.

[–]CaptainPolarBear 0 points1 point ago

This seems British

[–]adeptpanda92 0 points1 point ago

WTF? LMAO

[–]febreeze1234 0 points1 point ago

That's an opportunist at work.

[–]Wky 0 points1 point ago

I wonder what she was listening to.

[–]tardis3134 9 points10 points ago

Probably "Baby It's cold outside"

[–]EBeast99 -1 points0 points ago

My eyes were raped...

[–]jcatleather -1 points0 points ago

This made me snort rockstar out my nose

[–]WickedElf2005 -1 points0 points ago

I imagine she's listening to Natalie's Rape.

[–]johnsonsam -1 points0 points ago

...what

[–]prince_of_spades -1 points0 points ago

he forgot the g...he meant grape

[–]Cyberslasher -1 points0 points ago

Flip this around and we got sexual harassment charges!

[–]GeorgeThaGreek -5 points-4 points ago

This needs to stop. This is the fourth week in a row I have seen this reach the top page. I'm all for reposts but this is getting ridiculous. LET IT BREATHE, MAN.

[–]Aldaki43 -1 points0 points ago

Anal dwelling butt mo... Wait, wrong post!

[–]DinosaurHelmet -1 points0 points ago

I love that people calling this out to be a repost are getting downvoted.

That wouldn't be too troubling if this wasn't the upteenth time this had been posted since I started browsing r/funny (well, only the times I have seen it) about 2 and a half months ago.

[–]miau_lalala -2 points-1 points ago

well that's about the only time german tv produced something funny...

[–]LetsPlayK -3 points-2 points ago

This one again...

[–]Demitramiky -2 points-1 points ago

REEEEEEEEPPPPPPPOOOOOOOSSSSSSTTTTTTTT!!! Gotcha mate

[–]tdn -4 points-3 points ago

Gillian Jacobs/

[–]DavuM -5 points-4 points ago

Screw your repost.

[–]zoidburger321 -1 points0 points ago

dafuq did i just watch?

[–]Olivercatz -2 points-1 points ago

Doesn't matter had sex!