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[–]lumpythedog 5 points6 points ago

But... you don't have the cakeday indicator by your username?

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[–]Mohander 0 points1 point ago

Your cake day appears to have passed by already

[–]j-natta 1 point2 points ago

Yeah but fuck it have an upvote

[–]Jackie39 1 point2 points ago

Your Cake Day is a Lie.

[–]coffeywithaY 0 points1 point ago

You don't have a cake next to your name but it says you joined August 19 UTC and since it is 5:00am Monday, August 20th there and 9 hours ago would have made it 8:00pm Sunday, August 19th. So therefore it was your cakeday at the time of submission... That does't make any sense.

[–]FORGlVEN 0 points1 point ago

You couldn't just call it a cakeday?

[–]pausnsk[S] 0 points1 point ago

Does it really matter? It can be considered the birth date of my account creation, so calling it my Reddit birthday does make sense....

[–]IrrelevantLeprechaun 2 points3 points ago

Calling it your Reddit birthday is analogous with calling your actual birthday your Real Life Cake Day. In other words, don't.