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[–]yaymagic 155 points156 points ago

That's exactly the face my dog makes when she's about to puke... so I thought this gif was going in a weird direction.

[–]RubeusShagrid 58 points59 points ago

I was oddly aroused.

[–]FuckMyLifeGooner 68 points69 points ago

Sighh... Ziipp

[–]iLivetoDie 30 points31 points ago

WAIT! You don't have to do this...

[–]BloodFeces 36 points37 points ago

People always say the same thing. They say 'You don't have to do this'.

[–]gasin 11 points12 points ago

Okay. This is the best I can do. Call it.

[–]justindbutler 5 points6 points ago

young child, this grew into an issue of larger proportions in a relatively small manner of time.

[–]iNeedMyKingButterfly 1 point2 points ago

No. The coin ain't got no say!

[–]mrupyours13 0 points1 point ago

When in doubt..DO

[–]ExtraCheesed_Buddha 0 points1 point ago

How could you not be? That seductive smile Is sure to draw in all types of people

[–]GarethMagis 1 point2 points ago

Risky Click, kind of underwhelming payoff

[–]CameToAnnoyYou -4 points-3 points ago

This. Came to say it.

[–]L1ghtsaber 272 points273 points ago

:p :3

[–]AbsurdWebLingo 374 points375 points ago

:)
:|
:| Ɑ===3
:o Ɑ===3
:OⱭ===3
:O==3
:O=3
:3

[–]TheCats_PJs 173 points174 points ago

story of some girls life.

[–]DerpDude3 32 points33 points ago

Or op's.

[–]specialk16 23 points24 points ago

Definitely OP's.

[–]WrethZ 67 points68 points ago

Or guys.

[–]JacksonMcNasty 136 points137 points ago

Or Colby's

[–]USMCsniper 100 points101 points ago

Please stop. I already masturbated once today.

[–]Sir-Fappington 97 points98 points ago

Once?.. ha

[–]thunderblumpkin 66 points67 points ago

Sir fappington is not impressed.

[–]DryGuyNo1 1 point2 points ago

Rookie.

[–]XDME 7 points8 points ago

I hear this reference a lot, no idea what it means. Can I get a link?

[–]XDME 6 points7 points ago

Well that was depressing...

[–]TheDesktopNinja 1 point2 points ago

yyyyup.

[–]AmoCrescent 4 points5 points ago

I don't have the links, but there was a series of Askreddit posts about some kid named Colby fucking the family dog a few times, then the family started to fall apart. Edit: Fucked up, Colby was the dog. At -9 points is usually the point when someone just deletes a comment like this. On the other hand, most people don't have combustible lemons.

[–]kalarax 19 points20 points ago

Colby was the dog...

[–]DELTATKG 13 points14 points ago

Who?

[–]DELTATKG 46 points47 points ago

OH GOD

[–]KevyB 6 points7 points ago

Only on reddit, can one go from looking at a sleepy dog with a funny face to a story about a dog getting raped with a hairbrush...

WhatTheFuck

[–]Tyrant718 1 point2 points ago

[–]kar111 -2 points-1 points ago

Haha, here have an upvote good sir!

[–]pandacamp 61 points62 points ago

You have ruined the ":3" face for me forever.

[–]HogBacon 7 points8 points ago

What did it even mean in the first place?

[–]WrethZ 7 points8 points ago

A dog or a cats, or most furry for legged animals have mouths that look more like a :3 than a :)

If you look at the gif, the dog's ''smile'' goes in in the middle.

[–]literal_reply_guy 23 points24 points ago

Typically known as a 'cute face' I think it's generally thought of as a bunny or lion

[–]SlightlyInsane 31 points32 points ago

Or a cat face.

[–]Wheaties4brkfst 3 points4 points ago

I kinda always thought of it as the orange mushroom from Maplestory.

[–]imthefooI 1 point2 points ago

I have no idea why I can understand the :3, >_<, or the :S face. No one can make any of those faces, yet I understand what all of them mean.

[–]steel93 2 points3 points ago

Most likely from cartoons.

[–]GeneralWarts 0 points1 point ago

I only understand >_<, Never understood the :S or :3, although I get the cute face explanation.

[–]jsmayne 1 point2 points ago

<It's Sher@mie>

[–]Akiba89 0 points1 point ago

:3 is usually something along the lines of "I did/said something silly"

/ >_< is annoyed. (squinting in frustration)

:S i guess is a really unsure :/ face

[–]JamoJustReddit 0 points1 point ago

Type it as this: "/ >_<"

[–]Akiba89 0 points1 point ago

Lol oops

[–]online222222 0 points1 point ago

no, type it as this:

\>_<

>_<

[–]Raping_baby_cows 1 point2 points ago

My friends always referred to it as a gay sex face.

Shrug.

[–]ledzep4life 7 points8 points ago

I always thought it was the ball-chin face.

[–]Trip_McNeely 3 points4 points ago

I thought it meant balls deep.

[–]InterstellarPancake 0 points1 point ago

I use it in place of "hee hee"

[–]Ammar-The-Star 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was a kissy face.

[–]Aithyne 1 point2 points ago

That's :*

[–]Mr_Ected 8 points9 points ago

*:

Thanks man! I needed that.

[–]number7 1 point2 points ago

[–]compto35 0 points1 point ago

Spread the word

[–]FuckMyLifeGooner 5 points6 points ago

I will never look at that face the same ever again

[–]deathcomesripping 2 points3 points ago

oh god no

[–]Phyics_Son 4 points5 points ago

:)

:P

8===D O:

[–]Wky 3 points4 points ago

Well that just gave a new meaning to the ":3" face.

[–]Erik_TheHighlander 1 point2 points ago

someone make this an animated gif!

[–]Akiba89 1 point2 points ago

Thats uh.... wow. impressive, that is all

[–]starecontest -2 points-1 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Keylager -5 points-4 points ago

I didn't want to upvote this... but i did anyway.

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[–]Apolik 2 points3 points ago

What's the problem with reposting something?

We wouldn't have seen it if (s)he hadn't reposted it. Why is it a bad thing to do?

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]ghosttrainhobo 0 points1 point ago

They are like reruns but complaining about them smacks of hipster bullshit. "Oh that post. I saw that one before it was popular."

[–]Dentarthurdent42 1 point2 points ago

Someone should make a filter to sort out anything that comes up on karmadecay

[–]stb14808 45 points46 points ago

It may not be apparent, but he just gave him a bit of LSD.

[–]gary88 69 points70 points ago

[–]digiorknow 20 points21 points ago

Hey guys, God has a picture of me.

[–]BuryingLuck 29 points30 points ago

[–]Afrowalrus03 13 points14 points ago

It looks like he suddenly died and the owner touched his tongue out of remorse.

[–]davie18 2 points3 points ago

I was so hoping you would have put the smile upside down instead.

[–]itrollulol 0 points1 point ago

This doesn't do anything when I click on it.... ideas?

[–]one_for_my_husband -1 points0 points ago

10/10

[–]Screaming_Monkey 14 points15 points ago

Pets do really smile!

[–]pdpbeethoven 0 points1 point ago

even monkeys

[–]Screaming_Monkey 31 points32 points ago

No, we just scream in terror.

[–]PhallogicalScholar 61 points62 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Dat Face 10coms 508pts 2mos gifs
He does this every time! 61coms 569pts 3mos pics
:P > :) 10coms 606pts 5mos gifs
:P to :) 37coms 1072pts 8mos aww
Touch my tongue, I smile! 1com 15pts 9mos gifs
Oh, you! (xpost from gifs) 0coms 10pts 9mos aww
Oh, you! 46coms 920pts 9mos gifs
Waking Up 0coms 2pts 25dys aww
When Someone Wakes Me Up 3coms 126pts 25dys gifs
When Someone Wakes Me Up 9coms 208pts 25dys reactiongifs
Didn't have much for my Cake Day, so here's a pic of a dog sleeping with his tongue out [GIF] 38coms 419pts 7mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]thegreatwhitemenace 21 points22 points ago

after extensive research i can confirm that this dog does in fact make a happy face

[–]KevyB 4 points5 points ago

Source?

[–]The_Painted_Man 2 points3 points ago

here

Also, Link.

[–]CulenTrey 0 points1 point ago

Man, that resik_307 that posted 'He does this every time!' has about a dozen reposted pictures where he claims to have rescued the animal... totally scamming /aww karma =(

[–]WackyWarrior[S] -5 points-4 points ago

My bad, didn't know this was previously on reddit. I found it on 4chan.

[–]pepsi_next 30 points31 points ago

[–]bevans052 24 points25 points ago

[–]Kicker_Of_Rabbits 15 points16 points ago

Wow, Colin really let himself go.

[–]bevans052 10 points11 points ago

Holy shit...you....you know him too?

[–]Mikeydactyl 9 points10 points ago

Oh shit, its Colin!

Just kidding, I don't know that man. I just wanted to feel included.

[–]unladenswallow 8 points9 points ago

wait

do you guys actually know that guy

[–]WizardlyJeffcott 6 points7 points ago

I'm interested in seeing how this turns out...

[–]bevans052 0 points1 point ago

I was the OP of that picture like a month ago when it made the front page. The guy in the picture is my old high school science teacher.

[–]Kicker_Of_Rabbits 5 points6 points ago

Haha, I just thought he looked kind of like a bigger version of Colin Mochrie (whose line is it anyway) except with a mustache. Is his name really Colin?

[–]bevans052 1 point2 points ago

His last name is Collin

[–]FuckMyLifeGooner 6 points7 points ago

Holy Fuck, is that actually Colin!?

[–]seandotosull 4 points5 points ago

That's totally Colin! Hes looking well!

[–]FuckMyLifeGooner 1 point2 points ago

Oh, Colin, typical Colin!

[–]theodrixx 0 points1 point ago

Well fuck me with a gourd and call me Sally. If it ain't my man Colin!

[–]Hashashsheen 9 points10 points ago

Someone paying attention to me... MY favorite thing!

[–]rutterkin 7 points8 points ago

Nothing beats grabbing a dog's tongue.

[–]Hippyjoe 1 point2 points ago

more like :þ :| :)

[–]xctom5593 2 points3 points ago

reminds me of the good ole' VHS days

[–]EricThePooh 1 point2 points ago

This is now my favorite gif ever. No contest.

[–]Thydamine 1 point2 points ago

Well, there's still a contest, it's just rigged in this GIF's favour.

[–]Carpathicus 3 points4 points ago

dammit! this belongs to r/aww cuteness is my only weakness aaaaah

[–]LtFoxy -1 points0 points ago

I hadn't seen it before, so now stop jumping on the free karma train by coming up with stupid ways of saying "REPOST!", it's not making the post go away anyway.

[–]borkedddd -1 points0 points ago

fuck the karma for the lulz.

[–]Jinksywinksy 3 points4 points ago

At least all the OP did was shamelessy repost, and not include gem in the title, or claim it was his dog.

[–]borkedddd 0 points1 point ago

i think once we've seen everything the world will be a better place with original content. or maybe there'll always be repost trolls; taking yesterday's video and making it today's gif. i dream of a day when the front page of reddit is full of creative and thought provoking material.

[–]Asassinsneed -1 points0 points ago

No, shut the fuck up.

[–]bogdanpol 0 points1 point ago

Very original post:

title comnts points age /r/
Dat Face 10coms 508pts 2mos gifs
He does this every time! 61coms 569pts 3mos pics
:P > :) 10coms 606pts 5mos gifs
:P to :) 37coms 1072pts 8mos aww
Touch my tongue, I smile! 1com 15pts 9mos gifs
Oh, you! (xpost from gifs) 0coms 10pts 9mos aww
Oh, you! 46coms 920pts 9mos gifs
Waking Up 0coms 2pts 25dys aww
When Someone Wakes Me Up 3coms 126pts 25dys gifs
When Someone Wakes Me Up 9coms 208pts 25dys reactiongifs
Didn't have much for my Cake Day, so here's a pic of a dog sleeping with his tongue out [GIF] 38coms 419pts 7mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]bvanman 8 points9 points ago

Your comment is a repost of another comment.

[–]yadasistgut -1 points0 points ago

I prefer the smile and then ruin sombodys day tactic myself.

[–]mundymund 0 points1 point ago

yummy. tongue.

[–]Draedon 1 point2 points ago

Thanks a bunch for putting the punchline in the the title OP...

[–]big_bub 0 points1 point ago

this is great!

[–]seconddealer -1 points0 points ago

Awesome title.

[–]DRunk_off_WiNe 0 points1 point ago

Can someone reverse this? That would also be funny I think.

[–]McBurger 1 point2 points ago

[–]BuryingLuck -1 points0 points ago

God damn it you beat me by 35 seconds! :(

[–]bachinn 1 point2 points ago

:Þ :3

[–]astronautcock -1 points0 points ago

Made me squeal and giggle. People are staring.

[–]metalrawk -1 points0 points ago

Can't stop watching.

[–]LionTamerCitySaver -1 points0 points ago

I watched that gif for an unhealthy ammount of time.

[–]maranoni -1 points0 points ago

all i could think of was bill cosby as a dog

[–]Sir-Fappington -1 points0 points ago

silly doggie

[–]mikem4a1 -1 points0 points ago

[–]maxxx_orbison -1 points0 points ago

The LSD works almost immediately.

[–]G4mer -1 points0 points ago

It's the little things that make this world so much better

[–]HyperbolicPixel 0 points1 point ago

Couldn't have said it better myself!

[–]Innomasta2 0 points1 point ago

Right before he bites

[–]jacknap 0 points1 point ago

This needs to be played in reverse

[–]TheRogerGee 0 points1 point ago

Insert Tongue for free smile

[–]ramenpanda 0 points1 point ago

LOL this reminds me of 21 Jump Street, when Schmidt and Jenko are high and they're kinda sticking their tongues out at the coach "I don't like that, put your tongue back in your mouth"

[–]Elexyr1 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit, this repost exploded!

[–]iamthemindfreak 0 points1 point ago

That dog reminds me of Jake :)

[–]Sl1ngdad 0 points1 point ago

I've never owned a dog so I have no idea, can a dog smile or is that dog just re-salivating his tongue?

[–]Iheartdragonsmore 0 points1 point ago

"Your finger tastes good"

[–]Barleybomb -1 points0 points ago

Its a trap! Seriously, am I the only one who thought that was Admiral Ackbar in the thumbnail?

[–]Watermelon_Whore 0 points1 point ago

Never has a title been so concise, yet alarmingly accurate.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

"Thank you kind sir for putting my tongue back. I thought I lost it." - dog

[–]arkansas1226 0 points1 point ago

So adorable

[–]RedditumYumYum -1 points0 points ago

Awwwwwwwwww

Am a noob but I think posting this in /r/aww would have gotten you a bigger upvote bonanza!

[–]Raulwalrus 0 points1 point ago

xp x)

[–]kyle_loves_kittehs 0 points1 point ago

A repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost made it to the front page.

I'm not surprised.

[–]Schmackadoodle 0 points1 point ago

He looks like Will Ferrell. :3

[–]thekiidchad 0 points1 point ago

I wish this was my screensaver on my computer. I can't imagine how happy I would be to see this everyday before I start my work.

[–]cp5184 0 points1 point ago

I don't think that's a happy face. I think that's the face of a dog that didn't want his tongue pinched that had it's tongue pinched.

[–]noidentitysleepwalk 0 points1 point ago

Disgusting.

[–]overeducated 0 points1 point ago

This dog is the exact likeness of a customer at a restaurant where I waited tables. (But Bob was cuter.)

[–]smeaglelovesmaster 0 points1 point ago

There be some anthropomorphizing shit going on right here.

[–]LimehouseBlues 0 points1 point ago

This is the only time where emoticons are acceptable in the title.

[–]Wolf_Demon_Jon 0 points1 point ago

Aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[–]tisums 0 points1 point ago

Cant stop watching, so cute.

[–]rb7_brady 0 points1 point ago

this is borderline creepy. [:

[–]DotNine 1 point2 points ago

Most accurate title I've seen all week

[–]tdn 1 point2 points ago

It likes how you taste.

[–]PENDRAGON23 1 point2 points ago

That's akin to yawn rape* - just not as bad.

  • yawn rape = putting your hand in your dog's/cat's mouth during a yawn.

[–]mistakeaftermistake 4 points5 points ago

i do this to my boyfriend.

[–]slightly_inaccurate 1 point2 points ago

I always grab my dog's tongue when he sticks it out. He's also got a black spot on it so if I poke it that's like doggy bonus points.

[–]x3tripleace3x 0 points1 point ago

That's so not cool dude. I hated it when my cousins tortured my dog like that. Every time she yawned or was sweating they'd fucking try to grab her tongue. Damn near traumatized her. Please stop it, it's infuriating when people do this to dogs.

[–]The_representative 3 points4 points ago

Surely it depends on the dogs reaction.

[–]cassierocksalot 2 points3 points ago

Yes it does. Mine loves to taunt us with his tongue to get us to grab it. We leave him alone though if he's truly panting, but yawns are hilarious!

[–]x3tripleace3x 0 points1 point ago

I never thought of it that way. I just assume most dogs would not like their tongues to be tugged on just as most humans would not want their SO to annoy him by trying to tug on his or her tongue, or anything of equivalence.

[–]Farcages -1 points0 points ago

Is that a shar pei? Freaking LOVE those wrinkly dogs

[–]edge_of_the_eclair -2 points-1 points ago

Sharpie? I didn't know they made dogs too.

[–]dvdking 0 points1 point ago

makes me smile every fucking time

[–]djtoell 1 point2 points ago

[–]Anaract 0 points1 point ago

even though its reposted all the time, I laugh every time.

[–]quippinit 0 points1 point ago

I stared at this for way too long..

[–]Dafuq_McKwak -1 points0 points ago

I've never seen a more fitting title for a post.

[–]TessTickols -2 points-1 points ago

Dog I know you wanna show da na da na... That tongue t-t-t-tongue!

[–]Ethanreddit2001 -1 points0 points ago

nice

[–]FuckMyLifeGooner 1 point2 points ago

Press the upvote button, instead of just commenting this

[–]CallMeMrBadGuy -1 points0 points ago

Creepy

[–]dudemanhey -3 points-2 points ago

Nope

[–]the_music_defener -2 points-1 points ago

Disgusting.