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[–]royalboosha1 171 points172 points ago

[–]fuzzyshark5 86 points87 points ago

so the key to moving fast is to wiggle your arms too?

[–]modka 36 points37 points ago

The key to moving fast is getting all wet and slippery down there.

[–]xaronax 27 points28 points ago

Why not Zoidberg?

[–]jaxspider 2 points3 points ago

[–]paleowannabe 6 points7 points ago

No. I refuse to believe its existence.

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[–]gef21 2 points3 points ago

Your comment deserves more recognition.

[–]somthingwicked 1 point2 points ago

What if you hate cops?

[–]jaxspider 0 points1 point ago

/r/Bad_Cop_No_Donut for bad cops.

/r/Good_Cop_Free_Donut for good cops.

Give me something harder.

[–]derpledooDLEDOO 3 points4 points ago

no the trick is to become possessed.

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[–]notsurewhatiam 6 points7 points ago

No, sort of how you move your arms when running.

[–]mediaG33K 12 points13 points ago

...I'm somewhat creeped out by this...

[–]YouPickMyName 8 points9 points ago

...and a little bit turned on...

[–]mediaG33K 2 points3 points ago

Surprisingly, no. :/ Just creeped out. It actually killed the boner i had from another post.

[–]freedumb23 0 points1 point ago

I've got a scareerection...

[–]YouPickMyName 1 point2 points ago

The best kind of erection is the one that worries you.

[–]YIsDaRumGone 0 points1 point ago

It's a fear boner!

[–]DangerToDangers 22 points23 points ago

Kinda reminds me of this...

[–]HotHeadNine 3 points4 points ago

My first though too

[–]r00x 0 points1 point ago

They start from a young age.

[–]ifrit20 1 point2 points ago

Every time i see that i think this

[–]AlwaysDisposable 0 points1 point ago

That is extremely disturbing...

[–]tallproducer 0 points1 point ago

that's because that's her as a baby...

[–]chestermcnutkins 0 points1 point ago

I came here just to see this.

[–]somthingwicked 0 points1 point ago

that is NOT a baby

[–]onealns 10 points11 points ago

Look at the girl in the whites' facial expression at the end.

Priceless

[–]esccccp 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if they can get off by doing that. Would explain the face.

[–]zaprutertape 0 points1 point ago

lol i was trying to find that

[–]Reshkah 3 points4 points ago

This. This is what I was hoping someone would post. I died laughing the first time I saw that video..lol

[–]Sanity_prevails 1 point2 points ago

dat tokyo drift

[–]JustMadeYouYawn 0 points1 point ago

So, uh, is there a video version of this?

[–]RaindropBebop 0 points1 point ago

8/10, would bang.

[–]Jacosion 1 point2 points ago

Zoiberg would be proud.

[–]somthingwicked 1 point2 points ago

Seems like an inefficient mode of locomotion.

[–]pedanticprimate 82 points83 points ago

Is that the newest Roomba model?

[–]xNumbers 32 points33 points ago

made in china

[–]calicojones 44 points45 points ago

maiden 'gina

[–]ObliviousAmbiguity 13 points14 points ago

Maid's Vagina

[–]wezdog1 0 points1 point ago

Mermaid's Vagina

[–]ObliviousAmbiguity 2 points3 points ago

Nope, you added a vowel.

[–]wezdog1 1 point2 points ago

shit not again

[–]Aneds 3 points4 points ago

I wonder how people will make Doombas out of that...

[–]Wildf1re07 113 points114 points ago

Snail trail.

[–]RubeusShagrid 49 points50 points ago

She should do that on her period and wiggle out a portrait on an oversized canvas.

[–]PerfectlyDarkTails 32 points33 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Smelly_dildo 32 points33 points ago

Wouldn't be surprised if Japan already did it.

[–]cottonheadedninnymug 4 points5 points ago

Your name...

[–]derpledooDLEDOO 0 points1 point ago

what hasn't Japan done?

[–]Lux27 1 point2 points ago

All you have to do is look at their flag.

[–]poorlittlemonkey 1 point2 points ago

You've been sent to /r/nocontext. Conragts!

[–]calicojones 3 points4 points ago

..performed by Zam Boni.

[–]Iamnotthefather12 6 points7 points ago

Zam Boner

[–]Laurenanana 2 points3 points ago

AYOO!

[–]Iamnotthefather12 0 points1 point ago

Have you ever driven a zamboni? Those things are amazing.. if you have not, go work at a ice rink and learn to drive it.. and when the boss isn't looking, tokyo drift that bitch all over the ice, then resurface it..

[–]capn_untsahts 8 points9 points ago

Salt the snail!

[–]Axons 7 points8 points ago

Hey bro... It's not a joke. No one enjoys it. It has to be done.

[–]pseudo721 14 points15 points ago

Maybe it's a new Bethesda game glitch.

[–]SkinAndBone 2 points3 points ago

Its not a bug, its a feature

[–]learntofart 1 point2 points ago

Would still be a cool glitch.

[–]PA55W0RD 30 points31 points ago

This is Kazumi, she appears on Japanese TV every so often.

[–]soyabstemio 25 points26 points ago

She also appears on reddit about once a week.

[–]UEH 4 points5 points ago

I was looking for that first video, thanks.

[–]The_Magnificent 2 points3 points ago

fapfapfap

Okay, I'm done. checks out links

[–]OrdinaryCitizen 1 point2 points ago

I love how the crowd goes a little bit more crazy once she starts to doing the wiggly crab leg move.

"YES! LOOK AT THAT! THATS THAT THING SHE DOES!"

[–]ontopic 31 points32 points ago

... Labial calluses

[–]mechanicus 14 points15 points ago

...would be a good name for a rock band.

[–]jadefirefly 1 point2 points ago

I would listen to that band. I don't care how shitty their music is.

[–]jhendrix7000 23 points24 points ago

The baby finally grew up... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwHNHnW6xTo

[–]AmericanRoma 7 points8 points ago

Came here for this

[–]luketheyeti 2 points3 points ago

Dear god if there was only a way to unsee that.

[–]coleus 1 point2 points ago

If found that clip to be disturbingly entertaining.

[–]sack_burn 1 point2 points ago

What the hell did i just watch?

[–]jhendrix7000 0 points1 point ago

It has haunted my dreams for many, many years good sir. Truth be told, I only had to watch 3 seconds of the OP's video to stop for this demon octopus baby to come back from my subconscious with a vengeance.

[–]FoxBattalion79 0 points1 point ago

you just watched 5 giant conjoined maggots wrestle with each other inside a green pair of shorts

[–]link090909 0 points1 point ago

I'm glad someone else was thinking this

[–]TheSmartypants 15 points16 points ago

That's the creature that will come out of your TV in The Ring 4.

[–]hoovervilles 9 points10 points ago

Yeah, except she's going to come out sideways and drop kick you in the face if the TV is high enough.

[–]fullchaos40 0 points1 point ago

Thanks to you, my drink almost came out of my nose.

[–]trampus1 0 points1 point ago

I'd be fine with that, she's fucking adorable.

[–]Hypoz 40 points41 points ago

Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle, ya!

[–]Quintel 55 points56 points ago

[–]Whyareyoufollowingme 10 points11 points ago

...I'm going to use this at some point.

[–]saldek 9 points10 points ago

She must have worms.

[–]dwilliams292 14 points15 points ago

I've got the weirdest best boner.

[–]Treseler7790 5 points6 points ago

Damn glitches.

[–]Heroshade 5 points6 points ago

"What the fuck are you-- WOAH, GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT SHIT!"

-Guy just off screen.

[–]Dusty_Ideas 5 points6 points ago

KILL IT

KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS

[–]ItchyPickle 8 points9 points ago

Oh, Japan.

[–]KyoTe44 0 points1 point ago

Where is the video of the freaky little baby doing it?

[–]KyoTe44 0 points1 point ago

Thank you.

[–]truthpooper 2 points3 points ago

Now I get where creepy japanese horror movie ideas come from. The answer is real life.

[–]Subhazard 2 points3 points ago

I see this post is making it's daily round.

[–]HoshPoshMosh 2 points3 points ago

That is a clever title.

[–]itsfuckinwilson 2 points3 points ago

I think you should take her to the vet, that is a tell tale sign of worms.

[–]Urbanviking1 2 points3 points ago

It's a floor glitch.

[–]ToSnoopy-NotToSnoopy 2 points3 points ago

Most disturbing, most creepiest, most unwanted image.. I EVER saw...

[–]AdamSnipeySnipe 2 points3 points ago

Silent Hill meets.... Err... Silent Hill

[–]Cruxxe 2 points3 points ago

The true source of Dyson's suction.

[–]starbuxed 2 points3 points ago

That's creepy.

[–]Mrkiruru 2 points3 points ago

why must they embarrass my race

[–]J0EYGREC0 2 points3 points ago

Repost

[–]FERNYSAENZ 1 point2 points ago

ohh Japan!!

[–]PyroScape 8 points9 points ago

[–]nastyasty 1 point2 points ago

Somebody once posted an animated gif version of this, but I can't find it. Karma will come your way if you were to post it.

[–]fentonfenton 0 points1 point ago

Just hope she doesn't get her period.

[–]corylew 1 point2 points ago

Great title.

[–]Fried_Beavis 3 points4 points ago

Am I the only one who thinks she might be the most amazing cowgirl lay of all time? O.o

[–]jrthebigman 3 points4 points ago

Repost

[–]10gags 0 points1 point ago

I'm split on how to take this

[–]thepoisonapple 0 points1 point ago

... Nope. I'm not a fan of this.

[–]Noominami 0 points1 point ago

How.

[–]n3o7 0 points1 point ago

a circus girl

[–]SaladFengasPapit 1 point2 points ago

Could there be any practical applications for this?

[–]sirlost 2 points3 points ago

limbo?

[–]blessedRweak 1 point2 points ago

I watched this wayyy longer than i should have. just sooo mesmerizing

[–]ForusLeFoxes 1 point2 points ago

Wonder twin powers activate! Form of: the floor.

[–]V3nom 0 points1 point ago

Rose Ceremony on Bachelorette Japan.

[–]Yukimare 1 point2 points ago

Flexibility... There is a such thing as too much of it

[–]Maritalrelations 1 point2 points ago

I thought everybody could do this?

[–]Trevortmiller 1 point2 points ago

And I had thought America had freaks...

[–]shoebox180 1 point2 points ago

NOPE!

[–]avizzlen1nj4 1 point2 points ago

This is horrifying and hilarious all at once.

[–]zleuth 1 point2 points ago

The great Australian snail hunter is hot on the trail of the largest, rarest kind of--- OH MY GOD THAT'S NOT A SNAIL!

[–]weaver2109 1 point2 points ago

Seeing the contents of the "World Wide Web" that the earthlings had created, the aliens that sought to teach their vast knowledge of the universe to this newly discovered species turned around and went home.

[–]jackcaj 1 point2 points ago

Thumbs up to OP for Boogie Nights reference.

[–]hablomuchoingles 1 point2 points ago

QWOP!

[–]finandandy 1 point2 points ago

You're hired.

[–]nckjbrwn 1 point2 points ago

I've never been so confused in my whole life.

[–]sack_burn 1 point2 points ago

This is a real thing?

[–]Pr3dat0r 1 point2 points ago

Imagine the snail trails if she wasn't wearing pants

[–]quotebear 1 point2 points ago

Got an itch?

[–]lillexort 1 point2 points ago

From what i understand, that's the only way women are alowed to stay in China

[–]rentedgravey 1 point2 points ago

That's how I walk to work every morning.

[–]unknownpoltroon 1 point2 points ago

My dog used to do something like this, but we got him a pill that cured the worms that made his but itch.

[–]brutalsun 1 point2 points ago

The law of fluid dynamics at work.

[–]hahapoop 1 point2 points ago

Could you imagine one of those things coming at you?

[–]wisenheimer 1 point2 points ago

She should be careful. Wouldn't moving around like that wear down her....er..wear down her.....pixels?!

[–]Randomcatchynickname 1 point2 points ago

Seriously? You can't do this? I thought everyone could.

[–]hungryhypocrites 1 point2 points ago

Sort of reminds me of Octodad...

[–]Sherlock--Holmes 1 point2 points ago

I want one of these.

[–]jomofro39 1 point2 points ago

japan.

[–]TechNickL 0 points1 point ago

[–]dissapointedorikface 1 point2 points ago

That is one fat child.

[–]VEC7OR 0 points1 point ago

[–]andoprime69 1 point2 points ago

I'm a lil turned on right now

[–]sitdownbrad 1 point2 points ago

I find myself very turned on by this?

[–]hkckoo 1 point2 points ago

first i thought that it is something from gary's mod

[–]AlwaysDisposable 1 point2 points ago

Someone needs to animate the Grudge girl onto that body or something...

[–]cottonheadedninnymug 0 points1 point ago

Japan. Japan is the fuck.

[–]digbus 0 points1 point ago

Wonder whats on reddit today? oh just reposts..

[–]zSqUaR3d 0 points1 point ago

Imagine getting chased by that thing...

[–]jennstarr12 0 points1 point ago

Nice form

[–]DrDrumma 0 points1 point ago

Looks like something from Silent Hill...

[–]teuast 0 points1 point ago

Asians. Of course they're Asian.

[–]TXRadar 0 points1 point ago

So this makes me wonder...does she leave a snail trail?

[–]Czar1982 0 points1 point ago

This makes me horny!! In a good way!

[–]fire_n_ice 0 points1 point ago

This is the first thing I thought of when I saw this.

[–]addyrambles 0 points1 point ago

Repost.

[–]Special_Cornflakes 0 points1 point ago

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[–]Bray-burn 0 points1 point ago

2020 Tokyo Olympic games?

[–]fivepines 1 point2 points ago

My wife's response: "eewww eewwww EEEEWWWWWWW " .

[–]TheNerdWithNoName -1 points0 points ago

Is your wife 12?

[–]fivepines 1 point2 points ago

No. Not anymore anyway.

[–]TheNerdWithNoName -1 points0 points ago

She's finally hit the awkward teenage years?

[–]____WAT____ -1 points0 points ago

[–]xX_NOBOB_Xx -1 points0 points ago

why did this turn me on?

[–]boomer0913 1 point2 points ago

What I want to know is what the fuck are people looking up to find this shit?

[–]krispyKRAKEN 0 points1 point ago

So that's the key to winning QWOP

[–]juriana 0 points1 point ago

This is now my newest nightmare. >_<

[–]smooth80 0 points1 point ago

she's so excited, and she just can't hide it.

[–]squidqueen 0 points1 point ago

I approve this gif

[–]CaptianSwaggerless 0 points1 point ago

I... I can't stop... Watching

[–]Jezzyka22 0 points1 point ago

That will seriously give me nightmares.

[–]emizu 0 points1 point ago

NOPE

[–]overused-meme-alert -1 points0 points ago

NOPE

beeeeeeep beeeeep

[–]DangerousFat 0 points1 point ago

Not only have we all seen this hundreds of times, but it's not even REMOTELY WTF worthy.

[–]chirulzuall 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who imagines her on my pelvis doin that?

[–]TotalHate 0 points1 point ago

I posted this 5 days ago and got nowhere http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/y8vtc/octopus_dance/

[–]Derpylol 0 points1 point ago

CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!

[–]remlu 0 points1 point ago

"I've never come this way before." "Its the cobblestones."

[–]RoboticThoughts -1 points0 points ago

[–]daedric 0 points1 point ago

This is worse than the OP...

[–]mike_dogg 0 points1 point ago

ya but there is something wrong with this girl. i was laughing then i realized it was sad cause she probably cant walk :(

[–]RydotGuy 2 points3 points ago

Do you even need to say wtf. The answer sir.... Is Japan.

[–]nathanlegit 1 point2 points ago

Downvoted for the most obvious and unoriginal title. Also, the gif isn't that weird. Definitely didn't make me say "WTF".

[–]ChivesandOnions 0 points1 point ago

Japanese porn has been weird for years, guys. Get over it.

[–]The_F_uckin_B_I -2 points-1 points ago

this is a real WTF!

[–]solarsavior 0 points1 point ago

Those crazy Japanese and their robots.

[–]Buttock 1 point2 points ago

Let me see...I'm posting a GIF that, I think, belongs in WTF. What should I call it?

HMMM, WHAT COULD I POSSIBLY CALL IT?!?!

Oh and here's a funny photo! I'm gonna give it the title of 'Funny!' and put it in /r/funny. BECAUSE WHO GIVES A SHIT, RIGHT?!?!

[–]Dalenopowertools -2 points-1 points ago

Because Japan.

[–]ChaoticLogic -1 points0 points ago

her floors dont have scuff marks but they smell like fish.

[–]chrisk1980 0 points1 point ago

Give her some corduroy pants and some berber carpet? I guarantee she gets off.

[–]Rysdad 1 point2 points ago

...with musical accompaniment. Brrzzzrt zzziitta zzrrrttt zrrrrttt.

[–]Aphilio 0 points1 point ago

japan does it again.

[–]AgentFlynn 0 points1 point ago

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[–]idealspark 0 points1 point ago

My god.. KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!