"Jesus has bad breath."

In the distant future these words will be spoken. It will be an answer to the question from a pastor. The question:

" What are your feelings on Jesus?"

The look of bewilderment on the pastors face would repeat itself many times in the future as he tells the odd story; never to know the answer.

He never knew that a young boy who asked many questions to a frazzled mother began to receive the same reply:"Ask Jesus."

Noting the similarity of the pictures and statues of Jesus and Bruno the dogs derriere, the boy began to have long discussions with the back end of a perplexed pooch.

These conversations went unchecked for years. The frazzled mom was very inattentive and personal discussions with Jesus were kept to oneself. Not knowing any better, the boy grew into a young man.

Bruno, the most patient of dogs, passed on.

As he entered high school there was a guidance counselor who happened to be the local pastor. The pastor liked to introduce himself to every new student to offer his services and make them feel welcome.

The young mans turn came and the pastor asked what religion he practiced.

" I'm Catholic, pastor."

"Oh, that's wonderful .What are your feelings on Jesus?"

The rest, as only you and I know, is history.