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[–]Frase 543 points544 points ago

Hey Stan, could ya grab me a beer? S-Stan?

[–]stirling_m 231 points232 points ago

Tell mom it's okay Stan, just gonna get a little cancer.

[–]Aloha_Vibes 28 points29 points ago

.... SsSSSSSsSSCOORE!!!

[–]Theelderginger 10 points11 points ago

alright! I love the future!!!

[–]echoes122 2 points3 points ago

It's like a hoppity hop!

[–]combzy89 177 points178 points ago

[–]BostAnon 26 points27 points ago

was hoping this would be the top comment, close enough

[–]combzy89 4 points5 points ago

I was way too late.

[–]VikingBoatTruckBoat 2 points3 points ago

I love the music during that scene.

[–]am1Go 7 points8 points ago

I've always loved that song being played while they bounce ;D

[–]ralphingone5 2 points3 points ago

no doubt shoulda been top.

[–]EllaPlushenko 0 points1 point ago

Episode?

[–]combzy89 7 points8 points ago

[–]soonersthebetter 99 points100 points ago

BUFFALO SOLDIER

[–]Animalzrcool 27 points28 points ago

Hey my eyes are up here

[–]fullmetalsolid 13 points14 points ago

IN THE HEART OF AMERICA

[–]rubix5609 34 points35 points ago

Randy did you take out the tra-WHAAAA???

[–]Mx-yz-pt-lk 53 points54 points ago

Came to the comments just to count the South Park references.

[–]DaDosDude 5 points6 points ago

...well?

[–]dave32891 4 points5 points ago

He never said he would tell us

[–]Zohwithpie 1 point2 points ago

Ill be right back, I'm just going to microwave my balls for a sec and....

[–]cpramos 319 points320 points ago

[–]wusta 18 points19 points ago

he would get a therapy ball colored/shaped like a testicle..

[–]itwasnewtome 113 points114 points ago

It's like a hippity hop

[–]abandoned_firehouse 66 points67 points ago

I don't even have balls and this makes me wince.

[–]FlaccidExplosion 26 points27 points ago

So then can you imagine how it feels when you/someone kicks us there and then laugh?

[–]disposablechild 5 points6 points ago

They can NEVER feel that pain.

[–]abandoned_firehouse 2 points3 points ago

Have you ever been kicked in the vag? Well me neither, but I'm sure it hurts A LOT.

[–]FlaccidExplosion 4 points5 points ago

And that sucks.

[–]abandoned_firehouse 0 points1 point ago

I did that to my brother when we were little. The level of guilt probably didn't match his pain, but I'm sure it came close.

[–]Fatumsch 57 points58 points ago

Man, those would make a great jacket!

[–]JRWM3 19 points20 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]enuresis 91 points92 points ago

Looks like elephantiasis caused by parasitic nematodes. Pretty gruesome disease

Edit: NSFW just in case

[–]T0PHER911 47 points48 points ago

Nematodes!!!

[–]enki1337 31 points32 points ago

"Gold and Silver"

"Yes hello. I'm a rare game collector looking for a specific game..."

"..."

"Do you have nematodes?"

*click *

[–]I_FISTED_MY_GRANDMA 5 points6 points ago

I thought those shrunk pineapples...

[–]Tralan 0 points1 point ago

Kalookookoo

[–]Jonny_Watts 14 points15 points ago

Lies. Spongebob.

[–]skytiger859 1 point2 points ago

Meep. Hungry.

[–]9-1-Holyshit 0 points1 point ago

Awwww man i forgot the name of that show......

[–]Zakk_Sabbath 10 points11 points ago

Someone should've bagged that nematode

[–]HesselCommaRayK 5 points6 points ago

thank you for not calling it elephantitis

[–]E-Squid 7 points8 points ago

If you think calling it "elephantitis" is bad then you should have heard my Spanish teacher. He insisted that it was pronounced "elephant-titties"

[–]InfantSpore 2 points3 points ago

What was your Spanish teacher doing talking about elephantitis?

[–]zuulthedestroyer 3 points4 points ago

I thought nematodes shrunk things

[–]sentopi955 1 point2 points ago

Nematodes are people too!

[–]daybreaker -1 points0 points ago

THIS IS REAL??????????

[–]bohemianmichfestie 0 points1 point ago

Yay medical input, I was thinking elephantiasis too. Thank you!

[–]I_AMA_LLAMA 0 points1 point ago

Came here to say this. Your knowledge of parasites makes me smile.

[–]iamscully 18 points19 points ago

"Hey Claire, wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantiasis of the nuts? Pretty tasty."

[–]kj01a 8 points9 points ago

I had to scroll through far to many South Park references to get to The Breakfast Club...

[–]iamscully 4 points5 points ago

How do you think he rides a bicycle?

[–]Cheeseburgerjesus 78 points79 points ago

He left them in the microwave too long...

[–]onlynameavailable 51 points52 points ago

I would just have them cut off =/

[–]Perryn 86 points87 points ago

But then where would you sit?

[–]gH0o5T 98 points99 points ago

On. A. Chair.

[–]Perryn 70 points71 points ago

That's an excellent point! Just because he's cutting them off, doesn't mean he can't just save the scrotum and turn it into a beanbag chair!

[–]xaiqwontai 26 points27 points ago

Or a scrotum coat

[–]Perryn 39 points40 points ago

You ever tried wearing one of those? On the days you need it the most, it's too small to wear.

[–]triplea20x 14 points15 points ago

Woooo that jacket is tighter than dick skin

[–]playerpiano -1 points0 points ago

sunny in philly reference! yay!

[–]xaiqwontai 3 points4 points ago

It's meant to constrict to keep the heat in

[–]AchromaticSky 8 points9 points ago

Scroat? Coatum?

[–]OldCrankyBastard 13 points14 points ago

Jack-it?

[–]alli16_1 8 points9 points ago

Scroat. Definitely Scroat.

[–]givequicheachance 4 points5 points ago

Overscroat

[–]iglooHotbox 3 points4 points ago

Detective Scroats

[–]elmfuzzy 0 points1 point ago

Scroatum

[–]BoOnDoXeY 3 points4 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Ballpit_Inspector 5 points6 points ago

You're shocked too easy.

[–]onlynameavailable 0 points1 point ago

maybe carry around a bean bag chair until I got used to it?

[–]aterlumen 4 points5 points ago

You'd die of blood loss really fast.

Edit: This happens a lot in poorer parts of the world. They can't afford treatment when the tumor is small, and once it gets large enough it becomes almost impossible to surgically remove it without the person bleeding out.

[–]I_FISTED_MY_GRANDMA 14 points15 points ago

Oh, good thing you answered, i almost cut my balls off.

[–]ramrod350 15 points16 points ago

He's got the biggest balls of them all!

[–]Nealster 18 points19 points ago

That dude is so lucky, he gets to sit on a bean bag chair whenever he wants.

[–]404-shame-not-found 6 points7 points ago

Can't he just cut them off. He has enough nuts to feed his village.

[–]sentenseifrel 0 points1 point ago

Not enough money I guess...

[–]jhb2wr 6 points7 points ago

Can somebody please tell me what's wrong with this guy's testicles? There can be no justice until I know how they got like that, eesh.

[–]imcuddlybitch 6 points7 points ago

Most likely elephantitis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgHlDHwNH2Q

Edit: Just saw that enuresis posted what it was 15 minutes earlier, I'm leaving it up because this video's pretty cool and has the source of the post.

[–]Marcoos 1 point2 points ago

Elephantiasis.

[–]marlo_smefner 12 points13 points ago

Elephantitis. Inflammation of the elephant.

[–]websafepallet 17 points18 points ago

I really don't know why I thought I'd be the first to make a South Park reference here. I mean, this is Reddit.

[–]toad2711 10 points11 points ago

I'm only going to get a little cancer

[–]dragonite_life 3 points4 points ago

Tell Mom it's OK.

[–]hemotrophic_wee 5 points6 points ago

This man is completely nuts.

[–]isometimesweartweed -1 points0 points ago

I see what you did there.

[–]SimilarImage 36 points37 points ago

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2 months Gundly On the bright side he always has a place to sit! [NSFW] here 54 136
2 months ImDuppy nice space hopper you the-uerghhh here 53 160
3 months brutalproduct Do these make me look fat? here 43 93

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[–]ThatNarrator 5 points6 points ago

Good guy bot: Informs us this is a repost, does so without sounding like a dick

[–]hairy_tumor 4 points5 points ago

I would love to smash those balls with my car.

[–]Hex-Kitty 7 points8 points ago

Those might actually do more damage to your car than what it's worth.

[–]watabit 4 points5 points ago

that? that is the first thought you had?

[–]ChexLemeneux42 3 points4 points ago

Danny Trejo in his early porn days

[–]TRAVICEW 5 points6 points ago

I'm sorry sir, you have to be inside the store to purchase medicinal marijuana.

[–]shapeshiftingreptile 4 points5 points ago

Randy Marsh?

[–]skinniegenes 2 points3 points ago

Do I have to use Impact and all caps?

[–]pbskids 64 points65 points ago

needs more black text on a dark background.

[–]Danleyson 15 points16 points ago

[–]exelmans 56 points57 points ago

So did everyone else in this thread.

[–]Scrial 1 point2 points ago

Which episode is this?

[–]Frack-Star 0 points1 point ago

I also feel like a human punching bag at work.

[–]k3kz 2 points3 points ago

what do we wanna- bigger doors

where do we want them - weed stores

[–]wankd0rf 2 points3 points ago

Please take this down you did NOT have permission to take video of me at home.

[–]redditslave 2 points3 points ago

RANDY YOUR BALLS!! Oh ya smoking weed Infront of a cop ya I know. Oh u want some? Oh too bad, you don't have cancer, Officer! Arrest this man!

[–]echelon5 2 points3 points ago

a hopity hop

[–]akakillacal 1 point2 points ago

He would put Peter North to shame.

[–]DarthContinent[S] 3 points4 points ago

His porn stage name could be Ground Chuck.

[–]Shinji246 0 points1 point ago

Should have titled it something about having his own personal beanbag.

[–]hoovervilles 1 point2 points ago

Who needs a chair when you can sit on your balls?

[–]okonikinakonamba 0 points1 point ago

If you can look on the bright side, he does have his very own lazy bag.

[–]EZHaunteR 0 points1 point ago

Free BEANIE BAG! Always!

[–]voomanchu 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes I wish I could just use my ballsack as a chair.

[–]zoahporre 1 point2 points ago

someone needs to fap real bad :P

[–]kaddyb 0 points1 point ago

that satchel would make a wonderful coat

[–]BioSim00 1 point2 points ago

This fellow's theme song

[–]AlpacaFight 1 point2 points ago

Pom poko!

[–]elshroom 1 point2 points ago

there is a saying in the salvadorean culture that parents call their children when they are lazy. this gif, is the living embodyment of that saying.

[–]fraggin 1 point2 points ago

One ballsy motherfucker.

[–]SaggyBallsHD -1 points0 points ago

That's my mentor, SaggyBallsOG.

[–]sickoldman123 0 points1 point ago

I think this is malaria.

I remember watching a survival programme and the guy told a story of a man who got it, and his balls got so huge he had to carry them 'round in a wheelbarrow.

[–]bestbeforeMar91 0 points1 point ago

At least there is one guy whose wife won't be keeping them in her purse.

[–]FlusteredMoose -2 points-1 points ago

Randy Marsh suddenly popped into my head, don't know why.

[–]Rock_My_Socks 1 point2 points ago

So skinny jeans are out of the question.

[–]shurdi3 0 points1 point ago

must hurt to sit on them

[–]sliverworm 2 points3 points ago

[–]chr0no 0 points1 point ago

[–]vince9434 0 points1 point ago

this man always has someplace to sit

[–]bantam700 1 point2 points ago

What do we want? Bigger doors! Where do we want them? The weed store!

[–]TheMagicStik 0 points1 point ago

I thought he was sitting on a rock...

[–]m0m0o6 -1 points0 points ago

Repost, how many times do we have to see this poor mans suffering?

[–]Spudgunhimself 0 points1 point ago

Look on the bright side, he always has a place to sit.

[–]TechnoGhandi 1 point2 points ago

BUFFALO SOLDIERRRRRRRR...

[–]Kidspider97 0 points1 point ago

Ow.. Ow... Ow...

[–]ae232 1 point2 points ago

BUFFALO SOLDIER!

[–]DarkRend 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone remember the video where a guy with this condition had his friend help him push his nut sack up some stairs?

[–]infieldflyer 0 points1 point ago

Could also be a hydrocele. One patient I encountered sat on his (no pun intended) for years. When asked why he finally came into have it checked out, he said it started hanging below the toilet bowl water while he was defecating.

[–]MrsLulzzy 0 points1 point ago

He clearly enjoys his portal bean bag chair.

[–]occupied_throne 0 points1 point ago

THE PAIN

[–]Alchu 0 points1 point ago

Well, he's gonna have one hell of a strong gooch.

[–]IvannaNukem 0 points1 point ago

Put him on mars, give him some porn, and he could alter its orbit upon unloading....

[–]limelight22 0 points1 point ago

what the flying fuck

[–]reagan2016 1 point2 points ago

This sucks. Isn't there something Reddit can do?

[–]spagmopheus 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of a weird story told by Prof Jared Diamond.

[–]lefondler 0 points1 point ago

This repost is this high up? THATS WTF

[–]ThatNarrator 2 points3 points ago

"What do we want?!"

"Bigger doors!"

"Where do we want them?!"

"At the medical marijuana dispensary!"

[–]pokelord13 0 points1 point ago

Can anybody tell me, WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT!?

[–]iswearihaveajob 0 points1 point ago

Saw an episode of strange sex where a guy had even larger ones. It was caused by crushing some cartiledge/vasculature and it become a mass. It's weight began to compound the problem by itself. They estimated that if not operated upon in a years time his 'balls' would weigh 50% more than the entire rest of his body.

[–]CmdrTroll 0 points1 point ago

Somewhere, there's an American with a giant ear loop and split penis, trying to figure out how to make his balls this big.

[–]antrp93 0 points1 point ago

It's like...nature's bean-bag chair.

[–]dontfup 0 points1 point ago

Poor guy...

[–]blackjesus75 0 points1 point ago

Okay that's enough Internet for me today.

[–]micahshell 0 points1 point ago

At that point why not just cut them off? I know its nice not having to stand in long lines but dammit.

[–]Dominoes282 1 point2 points ago

It's like a hoppity hop!

[–]Swerves-2-Hit-Cats 1 point2 points ago

Chicks love huge balls

[–]ScreamingAloudInside 0 points1 point ago

If he cums inside of you, you're gonna have a bad time.

[–]f0rdf13st4 -1 points0 points ago

how come it does not hurt when he sits on it?

[–]Saaan -1 points0 points ago

Alpha Centauri called...

[–]czongker -1 points0 points ago

I think he should be on the society pages.

[–]dank360 -1 points0 points ago

after listening to the episode commentaries that were on reddit before, im finding out that south park is getting less and less satirical and more and more prophetic...

[–]ponks96 -1 points0 points ago

At least he has allways a chair with him...

[–]mazagaza -1 points0 points ago

I would not be surprised if I saw him in a silent hill game.

[–]chainsawvigilante -1 points0 points ago

That guy has a bean bag chair wherever he goes worth it y/n?

[–]EllaPlushenko -1 points0 points ago

I.... I wonder how much he'd cum...

[–]pyroaries -1 points0 points ago

Hmm... My analysis has concluded that he should see a doctor.

[–]coldsoulgameboy 0 points1 point ago

Dick, at first I thought he just took the Ultimate Rounded Shit

[–]Damndoughnutss 0 points1 point ago

well... i wonder how big his wifes mouth is

[–]DukeDownvote -1 points0 points ago

... dad?

[–]The_Neutralist 0 points1 point ago

Can someone explain to me how this occurs?

[–]ConnorFlanagan 0 points1 point ago

How on Earth does he sit on them like that?!

[–]nic-holas 0 points1 point ago

How does someone like that ride a bike?

[–]onedavester 0 points1 point ago

[–]jabo19 0 points1 point ago

Its like a hippity hop!

[–]nlidXD 0 points1 point ago

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

[–]TheEcstatic 1 point2 points ago

it's like a hoppity hop!

[–]Sabremanx 0 points1 point ago

I've never wanted a GIF to be longer so badly in my life.

[–]sinterfield24 0 points1 point ago

Someone get that man to a doctor

[–]downvoter_of_puns 1 point2 points ago

New Special Infected.

[–]Karabearrxoxo 0 points1 point ago

Looks like south park got something right. "medicinal fried chicken episode"

[–]circusgeek 0 points1 point ago

When guys sit all splayed out on the subway taking up extra seats I imagine this is what they are sitting on.

[–]doesnt_describe_me 0 points1 point ago

whole new meaning to bean bag chair

[–]JoEtHePoPo 1 point2 points ago

You think his thighs would be bigger.

[–]cartergills 0 points1 point ago

I imagine pooping is difficult.

[–]gongabonga 0 points1 point ago

Dat skin

[–]Mega_Redditer 0 points1 point ago

Impossibru!

[–]jimdalyxoxo -1 points0 points ago

He hung onto them because he knew life without balls would suck.

[–]datrothbart 1 point2 points ago

Just gonna get a bit of cancer, Stan.

[–]chuckydanger 0 points1 point ago

Wonder if he'll make his wife a scrotum coat after the surgery?

[–]THEDumbasscus 0 points1 point ago

[–]goldielox13 0 points1 point ago

That is probably a hernia and those are that mans guts sitting in his balls.

[–]Smoovemammajamma 0 points1 point ago

i know it's been bandied about, but that dude must've REALLY wanted some weed

[–]Deadforfun1 0 points1 point ago

Testicular elephantitis

[–]ElelphantJuice 0 points1 point ago

I thought it only existed in SOuth Park.

[–]erhmagerd3 0 points1 point ago

This is called Scrotal Elephantiasis, i did a paper on it.