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[–]eblingdp 14 points15 points ago

The best part is when his kippah goes flying.

[–]krispyKRAKEN 17 points18 points ago

Actually, I believe that was one of these.

[–]ROBOKUT 7 points8 points ago

I think you mean jew beanie.

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[–]tentaclesjr 0 points1 point ago

I like to call them Yo-mama-kahs!

[–]InstaBonch 12 points13 points ago

Apparently your only talent is to post .gifs online.

[–]CaptainAmsterdam[S] 0 points1 point ago

Damn straight.

[–]Blayer32 5 points6 points ago

This nightmare became real for me the the other day. was supposed to make a .. roll? Can't find the real English word for it (Google translate says somersault) . Ended up breaking my neckbone infront of my entire class.

[–]alienbringer 2 points3 points ago

somersault is correct sir. Unless you are talking about a cartwheel. Was your pivot the side of your hip or the front of your hip?

[–]Blayer32 3 points4 points ago

English isn't my first language, so I'm mor entirely sure what you mean when you say pivots and hips :) The accident happend because I had too much speed. As a result i hadn't Bent my back properly and landed on my shoulder. And this is when my neckbone broke

[–]alienbringer 1 point2 points ago

A flip (forward, side, or back) you usually have your feet and hands off the ground as you spin in the air. A Cartwheel and somersault you have your hands placed on the ground. A somersault looks like this and a cartwheel looks like this. Basically i was just asking if you were "rolling" sideways or forward. Based on you landing on your neck wrong i would say somersault was the thing you did and yes that is the correct english term : ).

[–]Blayer32 2 points3 points ago

Thanks for the clarification, good sir! It was a forward somersault gone wrong. And now I'm basically unable to use my right arm :/

[–]alienbringer 2 points3 points ago

Sorry to hear that, but have an upvote if that helps any.

[–]Blayer32 3 points4 points ago

Right back at ya, my good man :)

[–]planet_rob 2 points3 points ago

Hope you recover from your accident! Hello from the U.S.!

[–]Blayer32 1 point2 points ago

A Big Thanks to you from Denmark :)

[–]shitbread 2 points3 points ago

This is my worst nightmare. Falling on the floor in front of a lot of people while running or trying to jump.

Oh, and obligatory "did he died?". His neck doesn't look like it survived that...

[–]monkeyhero 2 points3 points ago

That was not just falling on the floor. He threw his face into the floor as hard as he could.

[–]HelmsDeep 0 points1 point ago

In 2nd or 3rd grade in front of the whole gym class I sprinted as fast as I could to try and jump over the horse and slid off the end of the spring board and slammed my torso into it and completely knocked the wind out of myself. Whoops.

[–]meee_owth 2 points3 points ago

Anyone have the video link for this?

[–]ragespot 5 points6 points ago

[–]speedstix 0 points1 point ago

Welcome to the internet.

[–]binarypower 0 points1 point ago

I could watch this animation a million times

[–]PrestoWILLIAM 0 points1 point ago

What exactly is "Sleeping Sex"?

[–]Staafmixer -2 points-1 points ago

I have watched this gif like 50 times and it still makes me laugh hard1

[–]midbc -5 points-4 points ago

shit title