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[–]lordzedane 24 points25 points ago

My birthday too bro. Feeling the same way basically. Here's to us. Have a good one!

[–]OlgaY 8 points9 points ago

people use to tell me how lucky I am to have my bday in summer. Fucktards, EVERY. FUCKING. PERSONs on fucking vacation!! :( Still, happy birthday ^

[–]Gillbreather 0 points1 point ago

I feel ya, man. My birthday's on a national holiday. Happy Birthday from another stranger though!

[–]part_of_me 2 points3 points ago

happy birthday!

[–]anonymizzle 4 points5 points ago

Happy birthday, dude!

[–]ganymedesearat 2 points3 points ago

Hey! It's my Birthday too! Happy Birthday to both ah ya's!

[–]WhiteLightnin 60 points61 points ago

That wasn't funny. That was sad. Now I'm sad, and so is my cat.

[–]indomara 84 points85 points ago

awww. i sowwy youre alone on your birthday! if you live anywhere near the indiana/kentucky tri state area you can come to my house and i will bake you a cake!

heh we actually did this for a redditor we met a few months ago, we met him and found out his bday was in a week and he was stuck on base and was basically going to do nothing.

we told him to come out, i made him a dark chocolate cake with dark chocolate ganache frosting, my girlfriend made him homemade french onion soup, and me and the little one made him bday cards.

we did the whole "happy birthday song" and everything, he actually cried, said was the first real birthday hed had since he joined the military years ago.

i love giving birthdays to awesome redditors!

(hell, ill send you a bday postcard today if you dont mind it coming a few days late!)

edit: oh, and we did candles everyone needs CANDLES to blow out on their bday! his cake was practically on fire, but we put a candle for every year on it!

 ^_^

[–]mynameisparrish 30 points31 points ago

And you get the nicest person on the Internet award.

[–]indomara 10 points11 points ago

aww <3

[–]lemursandrainbows 2 points3 points ago

wow thats awesome. :)

[–]indomara 4 points5 points ago

<3

^_^

[–]IHateOpinionatedPpl 5 points6 points ago

faith in humanity restored

[–]indomara 2 points3 points ago

aww, i feel kinda.... warm and fuzzy now...

[–]srt8paul 2 points3 points ago

Don't get attached to it. It will soon be gone again.

[–]Ricktron3030 0 points1 point ago

Give it some time. That will fade.

[–]supersauce 2 points3 points ago

I came to be snarky, but now I'm incapable. You're a very good person.

[–]indomara 2 points3 points ago

awww thank you :)

[–]Doctorwhoisawsome 2 points3 points ago

Jesus! You're like Oprah.

[–]indomara 2 points3 points ago

if oprah were a decidedly strange skinny white girl!

:D

[–]DEVIL_DOG_36 14 points15 points ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I got you something that rhymes with upgoat. Bet you can't guess what it is!

[–]skindust 11 points12 points ago

Damnit.... Did we get them the same thing? THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS

[–]DEVIL_DOG_36 2 points3 points ago

Agian? I guess Redditors arn't very original.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

Happy birthday. Pay whores to come to your your birthday.

[–]Goddamlitre-o-cola 8 points9 points ago

Happy birthday x x

[–]Timur_Twiceborn 5 points6 points ago

Today is also my birthday. Happy birthday, friend.

[–]puppibreath 2 points3 points ago

Me too. Happy birthday Timur_Twiceborn and Brooke. We should make an 8-19 sub. Kidding.

[–]part_of_me 0 points1 point ago

happy birthday!

[–]puppibreath 0 points1 point ago

Thanks. Funny, I think Facebook happy birthdays are fake and forced. But reddit happy birthdays are genuine :)

[–]part_of_me 0 points1 point ago

i think pretty much everything is genuine on reddit - even the sarcasm is real

[–]lookadistraction 0 points1 point ago

It's my birthday too, can I come?

[–]puppibreath 0 points1 point ago

Heck ya!

[–]part_of_me 0 points1 point ago

happy birthday!

[–]wolley15 1 point2 points ago

My birthday to. Happy Birthday to you all!

[–]lookadistraction 0 points1 point ago

Me too!

[–]ePHDiSK 3 points4 points ago

We share the same day of birth. Cheers.

[–]part_of_me 0 points1 point ago

happy birthday!

[–]anonymizzle 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday!

[–]Eyehavenoidea 1 point2 points ago

happy birthday from a fellow aug 19th!

[–]Tifflinn 2 points3 points ago

Happy birthday to us!

[–]Tifflinn 1 point2 points ago

Happy birthday to us!

[–]reazon54 2 points3 points ago

Happi birfday

[–]ClintonHarvey 4 points5 points ago

: (

Happy birthday!!!

WHAT CAN WE DO FOR YOU?

[–]BazookaFish 2 points3 points ago

On this day in the year of our lord one thousand nine hundred and ninety I was also born. Happy Birthday, dawg.

[–]part_of_me 0 points1 point ago

happy 22nd!

[–]anonymizzle 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday!

[–]Tifflinn 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday to us!

[–]jsteve44 3 points4 points ago

You know who make birthdays better? Hookers

[–]Tifflinn 3 points4 points ago

It's my birthday too! I feel the same way! Happy birthday to us!

[–]part_of_me 0 points1 point ago

happy birthday!

[–]Tifflinn 0 points1 point ago

Thank you!

[–]anonymizzle 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday!

[–]Tifflinn 0 points1 point ago

Thabl you!

[–]Boeroeboeroe 2 points3 points ago

Will then... Have a nice birthday... i guess

[–]Anonymous_Upvote 3 points4 points ago

You forgot to invite the children to your cave!

[–]Sidicer 2 points3 points ago

Well Happy Birthday Then!!

[–]Oheina 2 points3 points ago

Aww, well, Happy birthday. I feel like this on my birthdays too. :(

[–]jaksby 1 point2 points ago

Happy irl cake day!

[–]sueana 2 points3 points ago

Don't feel sad! You're a mother fuckin' BEAR! But in seriousness, happy birthday from Cali!!!! I hope all your wishes come true!*

*Unless you have bad wishes, and then shame on you.

[–]award07 2 points3 points ago

Happy Birthday! fuck biches!

[–]hiberjoe 1 point2 points ago

That's awesome. I'd love to be a bear.

[–]TheMikeGShow 2 points3 points ago

Aw man, happy birthday Brooke! I got you a shiny new up-vote, hope you like it! :)

[–]happlepaff -1 points0 points ago

The solution is definitely to spend your birthday on reddit

[–]morelikejay 2 points3 points ago

Happy birthday!!!! Go steal a pic-a-nic basket!

[–]charmmer 2 points3 points ago

Happy Birthday Mr/Ms/Mrs. Bear! i wish i was a bear....

[–]oleada87 2 points3 points ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!! No worries, you're not the only one who feels like that !!!

[–]Grkrules1 2 points3 points ago

Sad day. Hope it's gotten better. Happy birthday to you!

[–]topFUCKINGpercentage 2 points3 points ago

Happy Birthday OP!

[–]pharoon 2 points3 points ago

happy birthday!

[–]pbugg2 2 points3 points ago

Yeah man this is sad :(.. Happy birthday

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[–]lovelydayfora 0 points1 point ago

, man

Brooke34

Dunno about that one.

[–]panic_chaos 2 points3 points ago

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOO :D

[–]part_of_me 0 points1 point ago

happy birthday!

[–]panic_chaos 0 points1 point ago

Thanks :] I like this community

[–]anonymizzle 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday!

[–]panic_chaos 0 points1 point ago

Thank you :D I got really excited..

[–]part_of_me -1 points0 points ago

Happy birthday!

[–]FoxKitGamer 1 point2 points ago

Happy Birthday

[–]Ozzie_Bloke 2 points3 points ago

Happy Birthday!!!!

[–]OzzymonDios -1 points0 points ago

Wrong sub?

[–]rscott89 1 point2 points ago

this is the saddest damn cartoon.

[–]Afa1234 1 point2 points ago

Thiiiiis isssss your Birthday song! It isn't very long! Happy birthday!

[–]BrianMigs 1 point2 points ago

Where is the obligatory 4Chan post for this image? Happy Birthday OP!

[–]VeritasEtVenia 1 point2 points ago

This is the saddest thing I have ever seen. Although mine was similar. Happy birthday!

[–]Jared8675309 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for not saying cakeday. Here's an upvote

[–]lolerhard 0 points1 point ago

That is what I felt like too. Birthdays suck. Sad bears make them worse.

[–]austinmonster 0 points1 point ago

The internet still loves you upvote

[–]Seligas 1 point2 points ago

Today is my birthday too. I know that feel bro.

[–]the_nerdster 0 points1 point ago

Now I'm sad. :(

hugs

Don't worry, we all love you...

creepy hive mind group stare

[–]anonymizzle 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday, bro! I know that feel.

[–]cjb630 0 points1 point ago

live in IL? i'll hang with ya

[–]Chaos1050 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, but you know what, in that picture you're still a goddamn bear. Who gives a fuck that no one noticed your birthday? My birthday this year was crap, but I don't care now. It's done and gone. I'll make sure the next one is better. But another 365 days later and what's going to happen then? Are you going to sulk and have no one come over to celebrate your birthday again?

No.

You know why? Because you're a goddamn bear. Yeah I know the animal of choice for being motivational is a wolf, but that doesn't matter. You're going to change things this year so it doesn't happen again. What are you going to do? I don't know. That's for you to figure out. But you have another year and more to make yourself known so that people want to come to your next birthday. If you're lying and this isn't your birthday, well shame on you. If it is, I wholeheartedly say Happy Birthday. Celebrate. It's your day.

[–]doomisdead 0 points1 point ago

Happy Birthday from Canada! I hope you have a great day, and many more birthdays!

[–]offguard 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday!

[–]Heir_Of_Slytherin 0 points1 point ago

I know it seems like it sucks, but someone, somewhere cares immensely about you and is either planning something extravagant, or kicking themselves because they didn't. You will have a good birthday today whether you like it or not!

[–]AgriGen 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday forever alone bear

[–]Confido 0 points1 point ago

Don't worry, this will be me next friday.

[–]MetalJunkie101 0 points1 point ago

I take it you're under 25? If so, brace for it. Each birthday becomes increasingly meaningless. If you're over 25 I wasted my time typing that, because you already know.

[–]the_djeb 0 points1 point ago

Me too!

[–]intoazul 1 point2 points ago

Umm, it's my birthday too! E-hugs and birthday wishes. Hope your day gets better. :(

[–]Fleshgod 0 points1 point ago

This was me yesterday. I was kind of happy actually. I got to listen to music as loud as I wanted to. :D

I should mention, I'm now 17 and my mom still doesn't let me listen to the music I like (death metal) so I have to listen to it with earphones or when she's not home.

[–]Gallifrey85 0 points1 point ago

Same here man, I feel your pain on what is supposed to be "special".

[–]daemonanonymous 0 points1 point ago

Happy Birthday, I hope it's as awesome as this dancing panda

Oh and I got you an upvote like everyone else, but you can't have too many of those.

[–]yourstarr21 0 points1 point ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! BE HAPPY!! Go pet kittens, that always makes me happy!

[–]MakeMusicNotBabies 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday, I got you this upvote

[–]DeaconSage 0 points1 point ago

Over the internet happy birthday hug, hope your birthday keeps getting better as the day progresses.

[–]1337erOfMen 0 points1 point ago

Happy Birthday

[–]BioSim00 0 points1 point ago

Meh. Mine was two days ago. Went to work, came home, had a glass of wine, got on reddit for a bit, went to bed. Just another day.

[–]UmmStef 0 points1 point ago

Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to youuuuuu! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR BROOKE! Happy Birthday to you!

[–]nemofish 0 points1 point ago

today is my birthday too..and i feel the same :(

[–]lemursandrainbows 0 points1 point ago

Happy Birthday Brook34! Reddit loves you!!!!!

[–]dawnfinder 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday!!!!

[–]Trunkers 0 points1 point ago

It is your birthday.

[–]holysocks 0 points1 point ago

Don't worry, I have 4 other friends with a birthday today as well

[–]Staravia492 0 points1 point ago

It's my birthday too! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[–]carlysomething 0 points1 point ago

happy birthday i love you!

[–]pascalkiller 1 point2 points ago

Happy birthday man!

[–]anime1luv 0 points1 point ago

Happy Birthday!

[–]purplestofthepurples 0 points1 point ago

I just wanted to thank you for not saying "real life cake day."

[–]iplayrugby101 0 points1 point ago

Every year when my birthday comes around, this is exactly what happens to me.

[–]alicecelli 0 points1 point ago

Its my birthday too. Happy birthday, fellow redditor! I hope your day gets better!

[–]iceman1234 0 points1 point ago

It's my birthday too! Happy Birthday!

[–]justlikeearth 0 points1 point ago

Dont worry about it, Brooke! I've had a few like that. Savor it. Go do something you normally wouldn't. Buy something you shouldn't! Don't sulk! You have many more to go. Relish the solitude on an important day to YOU! Happy Birthday, sincerely. Feel free to message me if you want talk! All of the best to you!

[–]herbzilla 0 points1 point ago

Also born in august, i know how it feels. Here: have a Stevie and an upvote. Sing it loud!

[–]Thatsracist54 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of that Winnie the Pooh story when everyone foregot about Eyore's birthday :(

[–]ibakecookies 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday, have an up vote and make this year the year you go do something you like , and maybe meet folk who also like it and hang out

[–]lmkling 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday chin up

[–]Antylamon 0 points1 point ago

OH MY GOD YOU'RE A MOTHERFUCKING BEAR. THAT IS A WIN MY FRIEND.

[–]ZeeLeo 0 points1 point ago

Today is my birthday! Cheer up, pal!

[–]midnightmargaritas 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday!

[–]Mah_Derpah 0 points1 point ago

That sucks man, mine was yesterday. Wanna party?

[–]ibelurkin 0 points1 point ago

It's my birthday as well and I feel the same way. Happy birthday Brooke34.

[–]embrasse-moi_bien 0 points1 point ago

Today is my birthday too!! I spent this morning working and am now going on a hike by myself! Give no fucks, and do what makes you happy! :)

[–]GirlnTheOtherRm 1 point2 points ago

I invited 30 people to the bar for my 30th birthday. I sat there, alone, for an hour before I realized no one was coming.

I know how you feel.

[–]urgent_silver 0 points1 point ago

It was my Birthday on the 15th and both travelling plans for either India or France fell through. I just meet up with a friend then went swimming, rock climbing and skateboarding. All relatively cheap and fun. I also find that doing sports on your birthday is a refreshing change. Also go in with a good attitude and dont get to hyped up. It was my 21st btw. x

[–]snuffletrout 0 points1 point ago

This photo always makes me sad because I never had birthday parties as a kid

[–]zimnarg 0 points1 point ago

It's my birthday today to. So happy birthday, and I feel the same.

[–]thineh 1 point2 points ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! :D

[–]DeathTheLast 0 points1 point ago

I won't upvote, just in case you're karma-whoring, but I will wish you a happy birthday and many more to follow. If you PM me your address, I will send you a card. Take care, my friend.

[–]Ignizzz 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday! And here is a happy kitten, just for you and if you don't like kittens, here is a happy dog :)

[–]MrMelty -1 points0 points ago

Happy birthday, buddy!

[–]smendeZ328 -1 points0 points ago

Happy birthday *<:)

[–]biduyah 0 points1 point ago

Tomorrows my birthday. http://imgur.com/aJrsV I feel like this moose. http://i.imgur.com/7iNha.gif

[–]Burnt_Brownies 0 points1 point ago

How in the fuck is this funny? Karma Whore!

[–]WafflesInTheBasement 0 points1 point ago

Well Happy Birthday!

[–]Moonapalooza 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday!

[–]roell001 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday !!!!!

[–]Brooke34[S] 1 point2 points ago

Holy cow, I love you guys. Thank you so much for all of the Birthday wishes. Reddit, you are amazing

[–]Ricktron3030 0 points1 point ago

No, you are.

[–]blooregard325i 0 points1 point ago

My birthday too! Happy B-Day to us!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going back to my cave.

[–]whirlpoolnebula 0 points1 point ago

hope you had a most fergalicious birthday, friend!

[–]Shacreama91 0 points1 point ago

this made me sad... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

[–]ScrewFaceKiLLA 0 points1 point ago

Get by with a little help from my reddit ...oooOo get by with an up vote

[–]mephobiaisreal 0 points1 point ago

Hey I just read you, and this is crazy, but here's my virtual hug, so Happy Birthday!

[–]bunneisha 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday!

[–]Amino2 0 points1 point ago

Have a great birthday :)