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[–]desigi 834 points835 points ago

Revenge is a dish best served with a White Russian.

[–]dontlemmedown 173 points174 points ago

I think I'm going to embroider that on to a pillow some day. Or maybe a quilt. Or maybe my ex- girlfriend.

[–]Batterup714 302 points303 points ago

Put it on a rug, it will really tie the room together.

[–]Fernandifunk 79 points80 points ago

But don't piss on it.

[–]DrKillingsworth 143 points144 points ago

Donny, shut the fuck up.

[–]troubleshot 61 points62 points ago

This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps.

[–]FolloweroftheAtom 25 points26 points ago

You're out of your element Donny!

[–]Bobsentme 15 points16 points ago

Good luck, and remember, we're all counting on you.

[–]Sip_That_Haterade[S] 180 points181 points ago

[–]A_Wild_Missingno 45 points46 points ago

White Russian

Pro tip: There is not a single black Russian. At all. Ever.

[–]Raredone 61 points62 points ago

I know right. They're all taken. sucks.

[–]DrAnalCucumber 36 points37 points ago

[–]Nontuno 43 points44 points ago

Where can I find this black Voldemort?

[–]DrAnalCucumber 11 points12 points ago

Durarara, Japanese anime.

He's also a sushi chef.

[–]tykusstarcraft 5 points6 points ago

his just a sushi chef anime durarara ( i think that's how it's spell )

[–]lenchmob 1 point2 points ago

I prefer the black russian.

[–]irregodless 2059 points2060 points ago

You know what, I know this sweet feeling.

There will be a lot of naysayers here. People who think that that little victory you're feeling is wrong, immature, or means you're still hanging on.

They are wrong. That feeling is the result of none of those things, but the perfectly acceptable relief that justice has been served, that a wrong has been turned back on the wrongdoer, that evil contains the seed of it's own undoing.

That, my friend, is the feeling that old, buried feeling of frustration you felt that you just couldn't make her understand just how she hurt you and why it hurts, that hidden, suppressed tension just relieved.

That is the feeling of a fight, long unsettled, being decided in your favor.

Justice. Feels schaudenfreudenly excellent.

[–]jerryondrums 467 points468 points ago

Supreme response.

[–]mach-2 216 points217 points ago

And now...

A VICTORY DANCE!!

[–]truestoryrealtalk 16 points17 points ago

Flynt Flossy, known across the nation, smash and bang is his favorite combination.

Oh, and did I mention he likes to dance?

[–]BlueEyedJew 6 points7 points ago

Keep the Jeep riding on Reddit.

[–]Destinyman50 27 points28 points ago

Flynt Flossy?

You just made my day.

[–]consuela_no_es_here 128 points129 points ago

[–]FUCK_YEAH_BITCH 80 points81 points ago

[–]DrAnalCucumber 41 points42 points ago

[–]vivvav 31 points32 points ago

[–]cfuse 7 points8 points ago

Nonplussed Bartender: "Yep, I've seen it all before".

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[–]Penny_is_a_Bitch 39 points40 points ago

... black n white people

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[–]totusestunus 18 points19 points ago

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

LEMME SMANG IT

[–]urfaselol 19 points20 points ago

Supreme Victory.

[–]vaguelyspecific 22 points23 points ago

Or perhaps, a victory screech?

[–]DiscordianStooge 28 points29 points ago

[–]smurfetteshat 28 points29 points ago

You know something bad happened to me recently and I knew one person would have thought I deserved it, so as much as it pained me, I told her, just so someone could benefit from my miserable experience. I even left off the vaguely happy ending....

[–]LaoBa 2 points3 points ago

Tell us.

[–]CodeGirlUK 7 points8 points ago

His dog died, which bit the girl and scared her for life. But she died giving birth to puppies.

[–]naoptovke 56 points57 points ago

shaudenfreudingly

[–]herpaderpterp 36 points37 points ago

scoot n' frootily

[–]AndyRooney 144 points145 points ago

I came.

[–]kebukai 90 points91 points ago

I saw.

[–]jamphat 202 points203 points ago

I concurred.

[–]iamnotafuzzyrat 44 points45 points ago

Oh, fucking nice.

[–]Englishmuffin1 55 points56 points ago

I kicked it's ass.

[–]ThePoorSchool 59 points60 points ago

[–]Insensitively_Blunt 15 points16 points ago

Holy shit. That was actually pretty goddamn cool.

[–]ThePoorSchool 8 points9 points ago

Probably the greatest OC on the internet. Seriously, give the guy that made it some credit, that probably took a shitload of time.

[–]pocketchange2247 7 points8 points ago

This is the single greatest video I have ever seen. Thank you for bringing it to my knowledge.

[–]giveer 7 points8 points ago

Did you see it? What is it?

[–]Post_Cat_Get_Karma 18 points19 points ago

*its

[–]SatchmoPhipps 16 points17 points ago

OP conquered.

[–]SniperTooL 7 points8 points ago

I had a bad fur day.

[–]Lolworth 17 points18 points ago

[–]silentmikhail 17 points18 points ago

This response is poetic and one of my favorite comments ever posted in my history of browsing through reddit.

Screw those who say to walk away or forget about it.

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[–]Spadle 11 points12 points ago

People around the table probably thought I made her cry.

...because you did?

[–]DavidLeniz 10 points11 points ago

didn't you?

[–]Jumin 69 points70 points ago

There will be a lot of naysayers here.

I am always dumbfounded when I see people here disagree with that.

Go through a messy divorce and come back. Lets see how they feel then.

[–]FlyingSaucerAttack 26 points27 points ago

I can't imagine the strain of getting divorced. I just ended a 4 year relationship about a month ago, and it has been complete hell.

[–]versanick 3 points4 points ago

Cut all ties and contact, my friend. There is a new life ahead, I promise. I know that feel bro. GL.

[–]unitedpolicestates 38 points39 points ago

I'd rather not go through that, just to understand someones opinion.

[–]Jumin 9 points10 points ago

Well that's the point. There are a lot of people that don't understand it.

I also hope to high heaven that no one ever does go through that, but in a perfect world, we'd find our soul mates the first time around.

[–]Grimlyn 19 points20 points ago

Karma, that sweeeeet sweeeet karma.

It feels like a huge wave of calm when it washes over you.

My ex was married at the time, but it still feels so good and somehow so wrong. I ran around the block twice from the adrenaline.

[–]ToffeeC 35 points36 points ago

It's also a very primal feeling, satisfying some deeply, deeply nested part of us.

[–]guntycankles 29 points30 points ago

THIS. I've also lived this... and loved it. Enjoy every bit of it. Non-internet karma is a bitch.

[–]forceonature 38 points39 points ago

[–]morbiusgreen 25 points26 points ago

flame-o sir, flame-o

[–]rsbyron 6 points7 points ago

A fellow hotman!

[–]jeremymorgan 23 points24 points ago

I was gonna say this, but you did it better.

No "take the high road" or turn the other cheek advice from me. Relish in the sweet victory of "what goes around comes around".

[–]Xenoith 7 points8 points ago

My ex hasn't experienced this herself yet, but the guy she left me for originally.. she cheated on him too, and he was a prick to me about it, so small victory. Maybe eventually ~justice~ will be served.

[–]Swatman 9 points10 points ago

where the fuck is all the clapping gifs?

[–]HptmAkira 3 points4 points ago

Well said good sir.

[–]joshland 7 points8 points ago

Huh huh, seed.

[–]analweapon 11 points12 points ago

I will seed for the next few days guys. Great upload. Thanks!!

[–]InvaderSkoodge 2 points3 points ago

Schaudenfreudenly is going in the good ole lexicon.

[–]Bomlanro 473 points474 points ago

Twist: op knows ex-wife got cheated on because he hooked up with the fiancé.

[–]tripleblack 201 points202 points ago

Anyway you cut it, that's gay!

[–]a_pair_of_boxers 141 points142 points ago

Twist: fiance was a chick

[–]Bored_At_Night 100 points101 points ago

That would be a fiancee, not a fiance.

[–]InsulinDependent 217 points218 points ago

No one cares enough to make that distinction.

[–]jsellout 94 points95 points ago

Diabeetus.

[–]tainteddonut 14 points15 points ago

Sweet. Something new to haunt my dreams. Thanks for that.

[–]thetampafan9 5 points6 points ago

mmmm sweeets nooo i dont want diabeetus mr brimley. AAAHHH

[–]ArchaicHateMachines 10 points11 points ago

I'm not sure if you noticed, but we're all insulin dependent.

[–]jsellout 11 points12 points ago

DiabeetUS

[–]Jux_ 6 points7 points ago

Twist: OP's ex-wife just got screwed on a car finance.

[–]speenis 8 points9 points ago

That would be a pédánt, not a pedant.

[–]ThePickleMan 26 points27 points ago

[–]GiantWhaleCannon 15 points16 points ago

[Directed by M. Night Shyamalan Maury Povich]

[–]vinunleaded0301 4 points5 points ago

Peter north

[–]Rathman44 6 points7 points ago

Doesn't matter, had sex.

[–]Ridedalightning 140 points141 points ago

This happened to me too. I found pictures on facebook of my then girlfriend kissing another guy. She told me she loved him and ditched me, lied to all her friends about who I was and ditched the friends who knew me and was just generally horrible after being with me for two years. A few months later I found out the guy she "loved" so much cheated on her and she was all alone after that. 5 :)

[–]therealimdrinkingtea 70 points71 points ago

I don't know how you did it...but that is a very sweet high five!

[–]blueeski 43 points44 points ago

I thought it was a reference to something and wanted to scroll down for the footnotes. Thanks for clarifying it's a high five. Cleverrrrr!

[–]Corund 4 points5 points ago

It's because the ^ makes the text it's attached to into superscript.

[–]brussels4breakfast 2 points3 points ago

I wondered that too.

[–]splendourized 9 points10 points ago

I think he just started a new fad...

[–]n3rdalert 4 points5 points ago

Oh, the satisfaction.

[–]ChristCage 4 points5 points ago

These stories are making my night. What comes around goes around!

[–]panders2reddit 308 points309 points ago

If they cheat with you, they'll cheat on you.

[–]Chance4e 58 points59 points ago

Totally happened to me. She cheated with me, then ON me, then the guy she cheated with cheated on her, then she came back to me, and I was, like, "it's only been a week. I don't think we're gonna work out."

[–]Xanthan81 21 points22 points ago

And that's when you said, "Sorry babe, but you had your chance. I have to fly free, spread my wings... Now go!" Then you put on your jetpack & flew away, into the sky, & on to a new adventure!

[–]nirkbirk 8 points9 points ago

This is how every break up should be.

[–]Unanchored 15 points16 points ago

Not sure that applies in this situation. I mean it could... but not necessarily.

[–]imatworkprobably 7 points8 points ago

Now just to be fair, even if her current fiance was the same person as the original cheating, he was not cheating at that time...

[–]Meades_Loves_Memes 7 points8 points ago

How not..?

I'm confused as to what you are saying.

Are you saying, if her fiance now, was the same person she cheated on her ex-husband with, there's no possible way he could have known she was married?

Because if that's what you're saying, that's a pretty large conclusion based off nothing.

If you know someone else is engaged in a relationship or marriage, and you have sex with one partner without both agreeing, you are participating in cheating, and you are a cheater.

If you don't know, however, than you are not.

Anyways, the adage does only apply to someone who has cheated with someone on another. Knowledgably or not... if they cheated on their spouse with you, they will cheat on you.

[–]hakkzpets 6 points7 points ago

How on earth are you a cheater if you sleep with a person who's in a relationship?

Sure, some may say it's morally wrong, but I can't figure out how it would make you a cheater.

[–]linkismyhero 166 points167 points ago

My ex-girlfriend got knocked up about three weeks after we broke up. I was doing the same dance. Good for you man.

[–]Nutbusters 201 points202 points ago

[–]EgotisticJesster 104 points105 points ago

"How is this relevant? This is a terrible dance.. All he's doing is dodgi- oh.."

Well played.

[–]Fairough 16 points17 points ago

Bullet fucking dodged.

[–]NiteShadeX2 32 points33 points ago

Mine quit going to the gym and got fat...

Do have a friend whose gf cheated, got knocked up, then went full crazy.

[–]illusiveab 9 points10 points ago

The crazy may have already been there.

[–]pizzaman226 341 points342 points ago

Karma's a bitch

[–]thisguynamedjoe 59 points60 points ago

I'm confused how this was downvoted. She cheated and got her due.

[–]sMendo7 93 points94 points ago

They've been on here too long, they assumed he meant Reddit karma.

[–]FAP_IN_THE_BOX 51 points52 points ago

There's another kind?????

[–]Just_Livin_Life 29 points30 points ago

TIL there are other kinds of Karma besides imaginary internet points.

[–]GetStapled 19 points20 points ago

Imaginary real life points... 0.o

[–]InsulinDependent 21 points22 points ago

Ex-wife downvoted on all her accounts.

[–]BloodyNobody 58 points59 points ago

Did she happen to drop in to see what condition her condition was in?

[–]captaindrywit 12 points13 points ago

yeah, YEah, YEAHHHHHHH!

[–]CrazyBastard 4 points5 points ago

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHH

[–]furiousfunk 91 points92 points ago

I checked out the guy my ex-wife cheated on me with on ICQ(2001) and found people that knew him, they said he was a dope dealer/Convict and he keeps suckering married women in chat rooms into coming down for a few days to cheat and then asks them to come live with him in his mama's trailer. They said it had worked a few times but never more than a month because they wise up after coming to live there and discovering they have to do all the housework, pay all the bills and be there for sex when he comes home after striking out at the bar. I told her before I left about his past and she denied it all then moved down there to precisely what I said would happen. She married him and then he got busted and was sent to jail and she had to flee the state because his family is after her because she didn't lie for him on the stand. Dumb bitches get what they deserve.

[–]FlyingSaucerAttack 80 points81 points ago

Well that escalated quickly.

[–]Cicada_ 15 points16 points ago

In all of these cheating girlfriend/wife threads the woman always seems to run off from a normal guy with some drug dealing dropkick. What's with that.

[–]CodeGirlUK 18 points19 points ago

Because the guy who gets cheated on and is telling the story is always gonna be the normal guy. D'uh.

[–]brussels4breakfast 8 points9 points ago

I'll tell you why. Many women are not attracted to a 'normal' guy because sometimes the guy is not chaotic enough. Some women are drawn to the 'bad boys'. Unfortunately, these bad boys aren't emotionally 'there' for the women. They are 'bad' for a reason. They are usually 'players' and heartbreakers.

Some women think they can change this bad boy but they find out too late that they can't. Some women fall hard for this kind of guy. A lot of 'normal', really great guys are left in the dust simply because they are a nice guy.

[–]furiousfunk 2 points3 points ago

I discovered long ago that many women crave the dangerous guy.

[–]drchap 32 points33 points ago

[–]BobFiggins 80 points81 points ago

My dad cheated on my mom. My dad re-married an Asian woman who had a kid with him. My dad supports his new wife while she passed the bar exam. Soon as she passes the bar and gets a job, she tells him her daughter is really not his, which a blood test confirms, and she walks out on him.

EDIT: Sorry for saying she is Asian. Since it's such a sensitive thing, I'll add context. My father is as white as it gets. Imagine a redneck, without the cliche accent. He's only ever had white friends, and our entire family is white. I mentioned it because it was 'different'. That's the only reason. I am not racist, and I don't dislike Asian people. How could you dislike the people that make the best food?

[–]setfyguyhuj 31 points32 points ago

was it relevant that she was asian?

[–]apple_2 60 points61 points ago

Better visuals.

[–]TheBushong 11 points12 points ago

Baby was fully Asian.

[–]Ozzy7 7 points8 points ago

Probably not. When people are bitter about exes or in this our parents cheating with someone, they tend to say stuff like "She cheated with some black dude" or "she left me for some Mexican dude" and other shit.

[–]grilledbaby 3 points4 points ago

Dude was freaking plaid with four arms!

[–]ChubbyDane 61 points62 points ago

I hope you contacted her and told her how sorry you were and how terrible cheating is in the most condescending manner possible.

Not particularly because she deserves it, but because the theatrics of it would be too sweet to pass up.

[–]Norrisemoe 44 points45 points ago

That would mean contacting that fucking whore. Fuck her. Fucking fuck that. Fuck.

[–]ChubbyDane 16 points17 points ago

Sor... - sorry man, I didn't realize you felt that strongly about it.

[–]Norrisemoe 15 points16 points ago

S'ok bud, you didn't realise. I hope we can put this incident behind ourselves and move on into the sunset together as we had planned.

[–]coronasucks 48 points49 points ago

I'll never understand how two people who have an affair can ever try to settle into a long term monogamous relationship. you already know you're both cheaters lol.

[–]mud_glorious_mud 17 points18 points ago

Bizarrely, though, it can happen. I have a friend who cheated on another friend - not long-term overlapping cheating, but definitely he was sleeping with the girl while she hadn't broken up with the first guy.

Anyway, all their friends were saying "this will never work" - but that was almost 15 years ago, they are still together, and have 2 kids and what seems to be a good relationship.

[–]notaknowngiverofucks 100 points101 points ago

I hope to Dog I get the same good news about my cheating ex-wife someday. No, I'm totally not bitter.

[–]penis_queef 97 points98 points ago

Name & Address. I'll try my best.

edit - address might be a bit much. Let's just go with place of work and favorite spot in the park.

[–]Suxout 65 points66 points ago

This guy. I have my utmost trust in penis_queef.

[–]fuLc 5 points6 points ago

Yea. I bet he has pina-colada butt lotion.

[–]penis_queef 14 points15 points ago

Applied gently. With a small umbrella.

[–]Brad3000 11 points12 points ago

So let Me get this straight - is your plan to find notaknowngiveroffucks' ex-wife, make her fall in love with you, ask her to marry you and then cheat on her? Or is your plan to find his wife and fuck her SO?

[–]penis_queef 7 points8 points ago

That's might work, but I just wanted to do a drive-by fap and spray.

[–]IamDantheman 30 points31 points ago

This is like the feeling I had. She was in a bad spot and I let her move in with me(I live alone). We only dated for about 3 months and I wanted to help, she had nowhere to go. I found out she cheated on me and I booted her. The guy she cheated on me with she cheated on and he booted her(she lived with him right after me). Then the guy(her ex) that she cheated with moved to CA. Her parents got her an apartment after Thant. She got a job at a casino and she recently got her 3rd DUI and a drug charge. (I didn't research her record until recently). She's going to lose everything and I'm happy with it.

[–]Wiggidy 32 points33 points ago

I am so drunk and this post has been on the front page for so long that this comment is absolutely meaningless. I just want to say that, in my altered mental status, this brings me tremendous joy. Also, I have come to realize that most good things, in one form or another, involve Jeff Bridges.

[–]ZensRockets6 4 points5 points ago

More powerful words have rarely been spoken

[–]pickles_ 8 points9 points ago

Was with a girl for a year. She cheated on me. Guy she cheated on me with got her pregnant and then left her. I lol'd.

I mean, I feel bad for the baby, but she deserves everything that happens to her.

[–]redtheda 21 points22 points ago

My ex husband cheated on me with my brother's girlfriend, who was also a friend of mine. They dated for a couple years and then he dumped her for someone much hotter than her. Over text. While he was drunk. In a bar with the new girl. And she actually had the temerity to be pissed off about it. I guess she had herself convinced that she was "more special" than me and he would never do that to her. Guess again, bitch. Oh, and bonus karma, the new girl turned out to be a psychotic bitch who regularily did crazy ass shit like punch holes in his wall. He eventually moved out of his own house and let her rent it because she was so psycho it was easier than trying to deal with her.

[–]redjr1991 6 points7 points ago

It doesn't get much better than this folks.

[–]WombatDominator 15 points16 points ago

How have I never seen this gif? Nice.

[–]bubbafloyd 11 points12 points ago

ah sweet schadenfreude... feels good doesn't it?

Kicked my wife of 15 years out because I caught her sleeping with her boss (who was also married). When he found out she was now single he dissolved the company she ran for him "because the economy is so bad". So with nowhere to live and no job she went out and found the first sad-sack that would have her and married him the day after our divorce was final. They recently had a baby.... and it is the spitting image of her old boss.

Funny how life goes around.

[–]snarkysnickerdoodle 6 points7 points ago

Well, as they say...if he'll cheat with you, he'll cheat on you!

[–]hooizyoo 4 points5 points ago

Where's the ironic facebook post?

[–]phil8248 5 points6 points ago

Isn't it delightful to hear bad news about a cheating ex? My ex-wife cheated on me. The guy she eventually married next, which was after our divorce but whom she cheated with behind his wife's back for a year, gave her this really big solitaire diamond. It only had 4 prongs and she wanted 6 so if she snagged a prong it wouldn't drop the stone. The jeweler told it wasn't a diamond but a cubic zirconium. I heard it from our daughter. Ha, ha, ha. Bitch.

[–]N0_Sleep 1 point2 points ago

isnt that the definition of karma.

[–]referencecount 1 point2 points ago

If you marry a man that cheats on his wife, you are married to a man that cheats on his wife.

[–]dj_stephanie_tanner 7 points8 points ago

Careful, schadenfreude is addictive. Learn to take pleasure in your own misery.

[–]crazyisraeli 7 points8 points ago

I tear my heart open, I sew myself shut!

[–]Kuusou 13 points14 points ago

I had GUNDAM STYLE ! on when I clicked on this gif. It fit amazingly.

[–]anus_destroyer_9000 25 points26 points ago

Gangnam style.

[–]Kuusou 30 points31 points ago

강남스타일

Edit: No but seriously. Gundam

[–]crazyisraeli 6 points7 points ago

Fucking brilliant.

[–]bready 4 points5 points ago

Saw where the video was going after the first couple of seconds and lost it.

[–]xLunaRx 8 points9 points ago

Real Karma and Reddit Karma points.

[–]SexySorcerer 13 points14 points ago

Well, as they say, someone who will cheat with you will probably cheat on you.

[–]sacrimony 14 points15 points ago

Pics of ex wife?

[–]AndyRooney 55 points56 points ago

[–]newtothelyte 17 points18 points ago

Well that made me sad...

[–]bready 16 points17 points ago

If it makes you feel better the girl is losing it over some minor drama where she woke everyone out of bed by setting off a fire alarm. Sure that sucks to be "Fire guy," but her reaction is still completely over the top.

[–]newtothelyte 10 points11 points ago

Ah, thank you for that. It does make me feel better. I had no context.

[–]johnnyparky 4 points5 points ago

I hope everything works out well.

[–]ZensRockets6 4 points5 points ago

The universe just gave you a high five

[–]lipsheutz 8 points9 points ago

Welp, they must be really meant to be together. Two cheaters together <3

[–]Amjara 2 points3 points ago

Lol, this is great...gave me a good laugh!

[–]MILAKUNISFCKBUDDY 2 points3 points ago

She be sipping on some serious Hatearade'!

[–]ratchet1106 1 point2 points ago

That's KARMA bitch! (upboats to the left)

[–]glamorousglue 2 points3 points ago

I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.

[–]Matronedea 2 points3 points ago

Something similar just happened to me. Ex-boyfriend cheated on me with a girl he later married. She moved to another city (a 2 hour flight away from him) for a few years, cheated on him, they're now divorcing.

I, on the other hand, am happily engaged to someone who suits me much better.

[–]CoughingZombie 1 point2 points ago

unhappiness for everyone ! yay !

[–]kungura 0 points1 point ago

Gotta love Karma :)

[–]DreamsEscapade 0 points1 point ago

Karma's a bitch.

[–]AngusMagee 1 point2 points ago

[–]fionabk 1 point2 points ago

Schadenfreude FTW!!

[–]DepressionAccount666 2 points3 points ago

In a way, I wish my wife could go through this, so she would know how I felt after she had a one night stand with a guy from the bar.

But that would mean I would have to cheat on her, and I'm not that kind of douche.

[–]cocoabeach 1 point2 points ago

Two stories

Friend of ours married a woman who already had a child, she cheated on him. They ended up getting divorced. Over time he finely won full custody of her child. He and his second wife raised a that child that was in no way their biologic child, and they were a very happy family. The cheater met and married a string of losers and is now in jail in another state.

Second story

25 years ago I was picking up a woman at her house to go on a date. As she said hi to me, she was hanging up the telephone. She started to laugh. I ask her why she was laughing because it seemed strange to laugh just after hanging up. The woman on the phone was the young woman who had cheated with my dates husband and then married him. He was now cheating on her and she called the ex-wife hoping to get some sympathy from someone who had been in the same situation.

People be crazy.

[–]thefigpucker 2 points3 points ago

I can top that...my cheating ex got the herp from her new man....god I felt like god when I heard it....