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all 143 comments

[–]imclark 171 points172 points ago

We shan't be telling your mother this, shan't we?

[–]Its_Be_A_Spork 76 points77 points ago

I keep forgetting I'm in the colonies!

[–]imclark 82 points83 points ago

Who'd like a banger in the mouth?

[–]SethKadoodles 41 points42 points ago

it's sausage in the mouth...

[–]d_compo 18 points19 points ago

In the most deeeeliiiiicious waaaaay

[–]OsamaBinJacob 23 points24 points ago

You would know the difference.

[–]jwick89 13 points14 points ago

We just call it a sausage.

[–]StevoTheMonkey 4 points5 points ago

Who would like a sausage in the mouth?

[–]MyPrivateNation189 0 points1 point ago

No, we just call it a sausage...

[–]w00tcanada 13 points14 points ago

WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY HARD BOILED EGGS!

[–]Mrpotatodick92 8 points9 points ago

I guess you are the marriage expert, I'm sorry but your wife is dead!

[–]hotcereal 13 points14 points ago

[–]bananapanther 14 points15 points ago

Time to re-watch Arrested Development

[–]tarheel295 44 points45 points ago

Mrs. Featherbottom!!!

[–]felixtre 20 points21 points ago

There are dozens of us, Dozens!

[–]MyPrivateNation189 4 points5 points ago

I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands...

[–]Tacticalchutney 0 points1 point ago

The best line from anything..

[–]Musical_Owl 10 points11 points ago

Arrested development was so good. I wish it had never gotten canceled

[–]wjoe 11 points12 points ago

In case you didn't know, they're making a new season and possibly a movie.

[–]brygy24 0 points1 point ago

A new season 6 years after the show was cancelled? As much as I love Arrested Development, that just doesn't seem like a great idea. Unless they have the same brilliant writing team that made the first 3 seasons so good I feel like it's just setting us up for disappointment.

'As Hurwitz explained, "I had taken it as far as I felt I could as a series. I told the story I wanted to tell, and we were getting to a point where I think a lot of the actors were ready to move on." He said that he was "more worried about letting down the fans in terms of the quality of the show dropping" than he was about disappointing fans by not giving them more episodes. In this same interview, he said, "If there's a way to continue this in a form that's not weekly episodic series television, I'd be up for it."' Not a promising quote in my opinion.

[–]BobbyD84 2 points3 points ago

Apparently they are doing episodes that focus on a specific character each time and what they have been a up to since we last saw them.

[–]wjoe 0 points1 point ago

I think it's mostly the same cast/crew but I'm not sure. Perhaps they had some new ideas in the time off. It is risky, but I hope it'll still be good.

[–]ZummerzetZider 1 point2 points ago

yup, very excited for this!

[–]SheesAreForNoobs 0 points1 point ago

How many seasons are there? Im up to season 2 and really enjoying it

[–]rushoop 4 points5 points ago

There are three already out and they're making the fourth at the moment. Wait until the first time you re-watch the series's, for me it got a lot funnier.

[–]SheesAreForNoobs -1 points0 points ago

They only made three series'??!?

[–]wjoe 0 points1 point ago

3 so far. I just watched it all for the first time a couple of months ago, it keeps getting better.

[–]asherrd 1 point2 points ago

SO BRAVE

[–]smokky 1 point2 points ago

Too bad Gobias industries never took off. Like Gobuyus some coffee

[–]wjoe 9 points10 points ago

I'm far too tired. At first I thought "Huh, that's funny, the house in Mrs Doubtfire looks just like the house in Arrested Development"

[–]Zousaphone 8 points9 points ago

Douche chillllll

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[–]MyPrivateNation189 2 points3 points ago

I forgot, in the states you call it a Sausage in the mouth...

[–]StarHat 33 points34 points ago

All your posts seem to be these "How I felt like when ____" Switch it up man!

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

nig nog pantyhog

[–]StarHat 5 points6 points ago

I have no idea what that means, but I assume it's not nice.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

we have a brand new subreddit r/nignogpantyhog, you should join!

[–]CodyModo 6 points7 points ago

Didn't even realize that painting fell again until this gif.

[–]Fairchild660 13 points14 points ago

Reposts?

[–]Tekedi 5 points6 points ago

No longer shal this Karma deficit effect you, so say-ith the lord.

[–]ZummerzetZider 4 points5 points ago

wouldn't it be 'say-eth'? But I guess if you spell 'shall' with one L that hardly matters.

[–]Tekedi 0 points1 point ago

Thats what a few drinks will do to you xD

[–]ZummerzetZider 0 points1 point ago

hurrah for drunk redditing!

[–]t1mbuk2 5 points6 points ago

We wouldn't want break the chain now would we

[–]heylookitsmykel 0 points1 point ago

Does it symbolize this post as well? Wait...

[–]cmwh1te 2 points3 points ago

Well not anymore!

[–]nedyken 1 point2 points ago

I just watched that about 20 times over-and-over wondering if they used a stunt man or not.

[–]soundhaudegen 1 point2 points ago

I hate it, that the umbrelle pops up when she didn't even start jumping. (sorry for bad grammar).

[–]Fizzay 1 point2 points ago

Grandma became much more fun when she got Alzheimer's.

[–]pikminbob 0 points1 point ago

except this one

[–]alohahoja 0 points1 point ago

You did it!

[–]alohahoja 0 points1 point ago

Except for this one.

[–]webbeco -1 points0 points ago

That picture falling? Fake!!!

[–]Langhosto 0 points1 point ago

I see. It's only when you lose all hope that you are free to do anything.

[–]Seth7777 1 point2 points ago

Why does the picture frame fall from the wall behind the couch? It wasn't touched by anything

[–]regomodo 5 points6 points ago

You've not watched AD then? The house is shoddily built and things randomly fall apart.

[–]Seth7777 0 points1 point ago

Oh, this makes sense, thanks for clearing that up.

[–]smcgowan901 0 points1 point ago

except this one.

[–]wallybirder 0 points1 point ago

Besides the painting, it's a nice touch that the umbrella collapses upward. Seems like they would have to rig the prop to do so.

[–]UncleRiasaac___norel 1 point2 points ago

+1 for arrested development!!!!!

[–]Mousefang 0 points1 point ago

I know that feel, bro.

[–]fishfishjesus 1 point2 points ago

Not Anymore.

[–]thepensivewitness 0 points1 point ago

Dang, Mary really let herself go!

[–]trevorvalentine 0 points1 point ago

Douche chillllll

[–]Monya619 0 points1 point ago

So much prep for 4 upvotes

[–]TemporaryShadow 0 points1 point ago

Your day has come, son.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Whhhhhhhenever I get a wee bit scared I hum a little tune....

[–]Pickselated 0 points1 point ago

The title does it for me

[–]kreesholva 0 points1 point ago

I just blue myself.

[–]Hebegster 0 points1 point ago

I think you knew you would do well with this post. When most people give up on trying they give a little, "This is what it looks like when I try to post," or something along the lines of that.

[–]sonics_fan 0 points1 point ago

that's because all you do is try to think of titles to match gifs.

[–]johnny_seven 0 points1 point ago

Ooooh we shan't be telling mother about this shan't we?

[–]imsoupercereal 0 points1 point ago

I literally watched this episode last night lol

[–]quantiplex 0 points1 point ago

Funny, you just made the "hot" tab twice.

[–]secret_ninja 0 points1 point ago

how does the painting fall off the wall?

[–]teh_tg 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting a video of throwing something down into a bottomless pit.

[–]peasywease 0 points1 point ago

I am a huge Arrested Development fan, and this is definitely my favorite moment from any of the three seasons.

[–]Goto10 0 points1 point ago

Today you will fly!

[–]At_an_angle 0 points1 point ago

Is that the same house that was used in Hot Shots: Part Deux, during the "love" scene?

[–]SquidLoaf 0 points1 point ago

I just love that the picture even fell off the wall.

[–]urgassed 0 points1 point ago

until this one

[–]belflandluvr 0 points1 point ago

...including this one?

[–]Johs111 0 points1 point ago

A repost? because i saw this on front page with a similar title like 6 months ago...

[–]32deuce32 0 points1 point ago

except for this one.

[–]dewdslovebewbs 0 points1 point ago

Is she wearing Air Maxes?

[–]double_a_ron 0 points1 point ago

Arrested Development is pure comedy gold

[–]Sashiiee 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who had to watch it over and over because it was so effing hilarious?

[–]zayneolson 0 points1 point ago

I guess that's not so true anymore.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

a sausage in my mouth

here we just say sausage

[–]r00tbeer 0 points1 point ago

Whenever I'm having an especially shitty day I watch this episode.

[–]pottrpupptpals 0 points1 point ago

That's what Consuela gets for dressing up like Merry Poppins

[–]TheLastBarreI 0 points1 point ago

"This symbolizes every single post i've made on reddit ever"... EXCEPT FOR THIS ONE!

[–]RadioGod 0 points1 point ago

Try posting something other than memes and reaction gifs.

[–]Cofo 0 points1 point ago

Good thing you figured out Reddit will instantly upvote anything that has anything to do with arrested development. No more posts flopping for you!

[–]Tacticalchutney 0 points1 point ago

Best gif ever

[–]AnalBurns 0 points1 point ago

A reposted gif with a caption that loosely describes a situation that has nothing to do with the gif?

[–]explodingbarrels 0 points1 point ago

worth saving for use in describing definition of irony.

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[–]tomas1808 10 points11 points ago

I think you are taking Reddit a little too seriously

[–]Unrepentant_Asshole -1 points0 points ago

Including this post.

[–]Sip_That_Haterade[S] 7 points8 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/J71CH.gif

EDIT: You're probably right.

EDIT2: see below.

[–]Noise_Reductor 1 point2 points ago

except this one!

[–]irondieselvingiant 1 point2 points ago

A repost?

[–]zachzachzachzachlol 1 point2 points ago

Easily the greatest moment from any AD episode.

[–]IronOhki 1 point2 points ago

That feel, I know it.

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Whirlwind691 2 points3 points ago

This post shall fall as the same fate as that picture frame.

[–]_Badlands_ -1 points0 points ago

Which movie is this from?

[–]mshel016 2 points3 points ago

Not a movie, but a show. It's Arrested Development.

[–]_Badlands_ 2 points3 points ago

I know what an erection feels like, Michael.

[–]CookenBaked 0 points1 point ago

You get my up vote, but only because I love Arrested development.

[–]zdominator86 -1 points0 points ago

Idk I think these 2 are better

[–]xboxer102 4 points5 points ago

But those two are not arrested development

[–]BiGSTaN -2 points-1 points ago

I don't always upvote people, but take it, you earn it

[–]Taytastrophe 0 points1 point ago

If a picture fell off the wall every time I made a post on Reddit, I might actually have something of value to add to this community.

[–]GDRolfe -2 points-1 points ago

Now I have hiccups, God dammit.

[–]leftsideofthelane 0 points1 point ago

60fps gif? Now I've seen everything.

[–]AlphaAndOmega 3 points4 points ago

Whoah dude, you can count quick.

[–]ZeiWeii 0 points1 point ago

[–]terabytepirate -2 points-1 points ago

What, in the actual FUCK did I just watch?

[–]rravisha -4 points-3 points ago

should post in /r/arresteddevelopment

[–]cmwh1te 0 points1 point ago

Wouldn't frontpage. Needed to frontpage.

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[–]overused-meme-alert 1 point2 points ago

ding ding ding