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[–]usernameyunofunny 15 points16 points ago

There's a reason they call him Winnie the Pooh

[–]ketostarcraft 10 points11 points ago

I hope this makes it to the front page.

[–]Scarmanz 1 point2 points ago

Front page*

[–]ketostarcraft 5 points6 points ago

Smrtphine kryboed... thanks!

[–]Scarmanz -1 points0 points ago

Bullshit autocorrect would of fixed it.

[–]ketostarcraft 4 points5 points ago

I don't use auto-correct.

[–]Scarmanz 1 point2 points ago

What's the point of using a smart keypad then?

[–]ketostarcraft 3 points4 points ago

I never said I was using a smart keypad.

[–]Scarmanz 2 points3 points ago

Ok then holds hand out call a peace then.

[–]ketostarcraft 2 points3 points ago

Haha. Cool, man.

[–]redsmith12 6 points7 points ago

Really? You had to put the punchline in the title?

[–]Scarmanz 6 points7 points ago

And it taste like Pork sprinkled with gay love.

[–]FrostThorn 2 points3 points ago

My balls are stuck in my throat from laughing so hard.

[–]Blee10 2 points3 points ago

That's horrifying.

[–]Buckwhal 2 points3 points ago

Childhood partially ruined.

[–]not_a_scot 1 point2 points ago

Childhood partially completely ruined.

[–]Itachi4ever 0 points1 point ago

That's hot.

[–]Mroto 2 points3 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]PiGrogg 0 points1 point ago

I like this one better...

[–]MyJustMeHere 1 point2 points ago

[–]smokeydesperado 0 points1 point ago

Right in the childhood.

[–]wookiesandwich 0 points1 point ago

amusing...that is increasingly rare on r/funny these days

please accept this sacrificial goat in gratitude

[–]Xroadsblues -3 points-2 points ago

Erm..this should be in r/wtf. Just sayin'

[–]jader1 5 points6 points ago

no it should not.