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[–]boomerangotan 18 points19 points ago

It's a simple inter-species miscommunication. Cats interpret staring as a threat.

[–]servohahn 52 points53 points ago

Cats interpret a lot of things as threats.

[–]impgod999 5 points6 points ago

Yeah, that's basically why it often takes either an intelligent dog or a longer amount of time for a dog to get used to a cat and vice versa. My dog's an idiot, so he still doesn't quite understand the difference between sat down sleeping and about to pounce and claw your face off.

[–]cattreeinyoursoul 3 points4 points ago

I know people with cats who still haven't learned the difference.

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[–]Ceejae 18 points19 points ago

Cats are also assholes.

[–]usedtowork 2 points3 points ago

as a human I interpret it as a cat crying out to be drop kicked

[–]emh1389 12 points13 points ago

A cat will take crap from no one.

[–]RepostThatShit 4 points5 points ago

Needs that video of the deer that tramples that innocent dog and then the cat walks up to the deer and slaps it.

[–]halfveela 0 points1 point ago

[–]RepostThatShit -2 points-1 points ago

No, I don't mean the dubbed garbage version.

[–]halfveela -1 points0 points ago

It's the only way I can cope with whats happening. Give me a break, who gets pretentious about viral videos? It's all schadenfreude trash.

Alright, fine... it's really bad.

[–]Apollo64 1 point2 points ago

A cat won't take (hands dangling off the side of the couch) from no one.

[–]violetvenus 7 points8 points ago

I like that after the dog falls down he looks at the camera like "Did you see this human?! did you see what just happened?!"

[–]msmorize 27 points28 points ago

This one never gets old. Makes me laugh every time.

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[–]Superjester 4 points5 points ago

funny. ive never seen it.

[–]Egg0z 29 points30 points ago

That dog should play soccer.

[–]wefunk01 8 points9 points ago

YOU JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!!

[–]plantsaretheorigin 4 points5 points ago

WORLDSTAR!!! WORLDSTAR!

[–]Flavorful_Chunt -4 points-3 points ago

Beat me to it you beautiful sonofbitch.

[–]pancakeses 2 points3 points ago

Damn cats :(

[–]AvalonMystics 2 points3 points ago

Told you guys, cats are assholes

[–]RapNVideoGames 3 points4 points ago

every fucking high school fight ever

[–]Ceejae 2 points3 points ago

And every fight after that is grown ups acting like they're in high school.

[–]Ceejae 5 points6 points ago

Cats are fucking assholes.

[–]ImActuallyLieing 1 point2 points ago

"You pussy..." -bitchslap- "WHO'S THE PUSSY NOW?!"

[–]PandarenAreSoStupid 2 points3 points ago

Cats are such douchebags. How could anyone love them?

[–]The_Interweb 1 point2 points ago

Olde English bulldogge?

[–]ronnyman123 0 points1 point ago

Merican Bulldog

[–]Deddan -4 points-3 points ago

Looks like a boxer to me.

Edit: Ah an American bulldog, not a boxer at all.

[–]kbu77 -1 points0 points ago

[–]scorpio120 0 points1 point ago

Don't you sass me little fool

[–]newingtonnew 0 points1 point ago

and...boom goes the dynamite.

[–]PeteVenkmann 0 points1 point ago

This is so true in my house. I have a border collie and a year-old kitten. Whenever the collie tries to be boss, the kitten shows her who's in charge!

[–]JustDame 0 points1 point ago

i like how the dog looks at the camera for confirmation on what happened

[–]jamflex9000 0 points1 point ago

"ok just stay down..maybe it'll go away.."

[–]moneyproblemcure -1 points0 points ago

Bitch,

lol whoever downvoted; fuck you sir.

[–]dcmjim -1 points0 points ago

That brightened my day

[–]is45toooldforreddit 1 point2 points ago

"woof"

[–]Briskghost -2 points-1 points ago

"Can I build around fifty miles of Tehachapi mountains? Don't be thick in front of me, Al. " -Henry Plaincat

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[–]fluffykittensandshit -2 points-1 points ago

Funny shit

[–]diminishedfifth -3 points-2 points ago

I want to destroy that cat. Punch a dog will it...

[–]missbc -5 points-4 points ago

Best ever!!

[–]NadeKillerPT -3 points-2 points ago

The only think I could thing of was "Knock-Out!!... Knock-Out!!"

Also, I bet you read that correctly. Or you didn't and it made you really confused.

[–]SomeFakeInternetName -4 points-3 points ago

That's about how it ended up that one time I called my mom a cunt.

[–]ohaithere123098 -3 points-2 points ago

Breaking Bad reference?

[–]theLegokiller00 -4 points-3 points ago

That's what happens every time I tell a joke that wasn't funny

[–]neuron_kick 0 points1 point ago

Like this one