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[–]Sharkbate12[S] 15 points16 points ago

Credit to Rob Denbleyker.

[–]IAmLamby 14 points15 points ago

Otherwise known as the Karma Factory.

[–]Tactful 3 points4 points ago

The best of the C&H lot.

[–]Tabmow 3 points4 points ago

It doesn't matter if you give him credit with an imgur link. Everybody knows whose shit this is, link to his site next time.

[–]Sharkbate12[S] -2 points-1 points ago

The website is literally on the comic itself....

[–]jusu 22 points23 points ago

Change your life or you'll regret it later. Trust me.

[–]Tactful 8 points9 points ago

Nah, fuck it, stay inside and play another round of Rush, and pray its not Grand Bazaar.

[–]AscentofDissent 0 points1 point ago

Also, there are just a few more blue links.

[–]TerryArchi 2 points3 points ago

Yes OP. Just leave that addiction since its super easy and takes no effort.

[–]deadly990 0 points1 point ago

any suggestions?

[–]Awkward_moments 3 points4 points ago

Depends on age I guess. If you talking university age or lower I might have a tip or two. I expect if your older you will need an older person to help you. Sports club is always good though I guess, well a club of any kind. Sport is more active though.

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[–]Squishumz 0 points1 point ago

There are tonnes of things you can do with Computer Science, and not all of it is IT, really. You might consider picking up a double major and doing some bioinformatics, which is a nice mix of bio/chem and Computer Science; getting a math/physics degree to supplement your CS degree is always a good idea (mathematicians that know how to program are an incredible asset -- you haven't seen pain until you've seen a mathematician's code); there's also psychology, which is great if you're interested in cognitive science, artificial intelligence, and teaching computers to master human language.

Hell, there's even some weird stuff within Computer Science, like hardcore compiler work, data encryption, compression algorithms (it's awesome that you can store something like 20k bits into 17k of space), low level computer graphics (very heavy on linear algebra) and network security.

My point is that there's lots of different paths you could take with your CS degree, so don't get cold feet or "grass is greener on the other side" without putting some serious thought into it. I started really confused with what CS really was; it turns out it was so confusing because there's simply so much that it encompasses.

EDIT: Added a couple of linkies.

[–]xblindguardianx 5 points6 points ago

pshh I work from home, so its always the Saturday panel to me.

[–]bishman 1 point2 points ago

Do you ever put pants on?

[–]xblindguardianx 0 points1 point ago

I'm a network engineer. Putting pants on is not apart of the job description.

[–]Squishumz 0 points1 point ago

Livin' the dream.

[–]xblindguardianx 0 points1 point ago

yeah thats about right. I havent seen some of my friends in months lol. social skills gone.

[–]Dylanpn 4 points5 points ago

I see you like C&H on Facebook too.

[–]Tactful 2 points3 points ago

Haha, nice try OP, but I don't even have a job!

[–]sat_am 1 point2 points ago

And you were dead on Sunday.

[–]NorwegianPearl 0 points1 point ago

Sucker! I don't have to wear a tie.

[–]the_pissed_off_goose 0 points1 point ago

yep

[–]Pit_of_Death 0 points1 point ago

Well, time to go x-post this to /r/depression!

[–]WhyDoIRedditSoMuch 0 points1 point ago

Sunday is the same as Saturday just with no underwear.

[–]Dr_Yrus 0 points1 point ago

that...describes my week so far surprisingly well

[–]wavesmachine 0 points1 point ago

What happens on Sunday?

[–]mrderpington 0 points1 point ago

Horribly true for a lot of people.

[–]Tukphard 0 points1 point ago

OMG, This is me!

[–]mnrART -2 points-1 points ago

this is so much my life lol!

[–]Unwantedrage 0 points1 point ago

I see you were on Facebook recently...

[–]LAG83 -2 points-1 points ago

My busband's life... He is on a kickball team though.. :)