this post was submitted on
662 points (79% like it)
891 up votes 229 down votes

photoshopbattles

unsubscribe63,072 readers

~61 users here now

Battle #37 - Open for Voting! | 60k users battle | New Rule, Oct 15

Battle 37

About Photoshop Battles

A subreddit for people to use photo manipulation software to create new images.

Official weekly battles are held where entries are removed for the first 24-hours to give an opportunity for more detailed submissions.

Battle winners pick the photo for the next battle (only upvotes are counted) and all entrants are given subreddit flair.


Rules for Submissions:

I. No Requests or Questions

  • Requests, such as "Please photoshop me or my friend", can be posted to /r/picrequests.

  • Questions, such as "Where else could he be?", or "What else could she be sticking in her mouth?" are not permitted.

II. Titles

  • Your title must be descriptive. Please accurately describe the subject of the photo.

  • No cliches such as "this has potential", "lets see what you guys can do", or "make this epic".

III. Image content

  • Images should be at least 500x500 pixels.
  • No technically low-quality images. Focus, framing, lighting, etc. are important.
  • No links to facebook.
  • NSFW tags must be used generously.
  • No albums or web pages, submissions must be a single image.

Submissions that do not follow the rules will be subject to removal by the moderators.

If you notice a submission that violates the rules, please report it to the mods, and send us a message letting us know why it was reported.


Commenting

  • Junk comments distract from this subreddit a lot more than in other subreddits that are not based on original content. As such, comments that are cliche, text-only, not an original work, memes, or off topic are subject to removal by the moderators without notification.

  • Comments should be fully compliant with RFC 2119


Voting

  • Please vote based on quality of work. Lazy shops shouldn't win just because they made you laugh. You can still vote funny stuff (we can't control you) but keep in mind that people spend lots of time making some really good submissions and deserve as much recognition as the next guy.

  • Please do not downvote submissions because they do not have obvious potential. An image that does not have an easy punchline may be the most creatively inspiring to others.

Please report inappropriate content to the mods.


Suggestions:

Miscellaneous/Mod Picks

Battle Archive

Hall of fame

/r/cutouts

/r/PicRequests

/r/FunnyStockPics

Drawing Requests

/r/ICanDrawThat

/r/DrawForMe

/r/DrawIt

/r/RandomActsOfDrawing

/r/RedditGetsDrawn

Colorization

/r/Colorization

Graphic Design

/r/design_challenges

/r/FreeDesign

/r/Graphic_Design

/r/DesignJobs

Animated GIF

/r/gifrequests

Photo Software Help

/r/Photoshop

/r/PhotoshopTutorials

/r/GIMP

Indentification/sourcing

TinEye reverse image search

Google Image Search (Click on the camera icon in the search bar to enter a URL or to upload a pic to search by.)


Useful Software
Photoshop Acorn
Pixelmator Pixlr
Gimp Paint.net
created by atomichugbota community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 139 comments

[–]j_like 679 points680 points ago

[–]Upvotes_for_Everyone 57 points58 points ago

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen. Completely turned my day around, and for that I thank you.

[–]j_like 95 points96 points ago

[–]Harbltron 9 points10 points ago

Meta

[–]tuskntemper 8 points9 points ago

Glorious.

[–]sometimesiwearhats 4 points5 points ago

this one wins.

[–]nerds-fuck-adaquetly 1 point2 points ago

Mindblown.gif.

[–]ChopShopper 344 points345 points ago

[–]SOPA_NO 91 points92 points ago

[–]wspellmann 19 points20 points ago

respect the meta

[–]fonetik 82 points83 points ago

Would you like to see [M]ore?

[–]TwoLegsJoe 311 points312 points ago

[–]WalkerGeek 36 points37 points ago

If you don't know what this is I would advise to NOT search for "Dick butt guy" on Google.

[–]fuckshitwank 73 points74 points ago

Searching for "Dick Butt Guy" just takes me to this dude's facebook.

[–]WalkerGeek 39 points40 points ago

You dick, I trusted you!

[–]fuckshitwank 12 points13 points ago

Sooory. Couldn't resist.

[–]WalkerGeek 5 points6 points ago

It's ok, you're from Canada, I understand.

[–]burnso 23 points24 points ago

Holy shit, that scared the shit out of me for 2 whole seconds.

I though: FUCK, Reddit now knows who I am! My anonymity's been compromised!

[–]fuckshitwank 8 points9 points ago

My anonymity's been compromised!

And so has your bottom, apparently.

[–]RobotUtopia 91 points92 points ago

[–]wildo421 71 points72 points ago

[–]LeVuS87 295 points296 points ago

[–]SHAMPOOCHIEF 170 points171 points ago

When you see it... http://i.imgur.com/NVDiK.jpg

[–]WolfNippleChips 36 points37 points ago

dick butt?

[–]SHAMPOOCHIEF 6 points7 points ago

There are a few other things in there as well.

[–]WolfNippleChips 9 points10 points ago

I saw a few of them, old spice guy, the very subtle title on the top of one of the papers, Silver Surfer's dick (just kidding), the obvious (the signed photo). Anything else? Great job on this by the way.

[–]SHAMPOOCHIEF 7 points8 points ago

Haha thanks. The signed Justin Bieber photo, the old spice guy, dickbutt drawn on his sticky notes and "fuck you jack kirby" on his paper (because he stole all of the credit and fame from Jack Kirby and other like minded people).

[–]PoopFartAdam 19 points20 points ago

You clever clever bastard.

[–]Hounmlayn 13 points14 points ago

Well hello ladies!

[–]daedalus733 4 points5 points ago

  • Justin Bieber

  • The Man Your Man Could Smell Like

  • Dickbutt

  • fuck you Jack Kirby

[–]SHAMPOOCHIEF 1 point2 points ago

Now I kind of wish I had added more things to the picture.

[–]Alabaz121 4 points5 points ago

Fuck you jack kirby?

[–]molality 33 points34 points ago

[–]fushichou 68 points69 points ago

[–]CaptnAwesomeGuy 4 points5 points ago

Heresy!

[–]BardivanGeeves 239 points240 points ago

Did someone say SPIDERMAN? http://imgur.com/mM3Dp

[–]Captainpatch 45 points46 points ago

I think we need a Spiderman thread, contained within his piece of paper.

[–]Zlepzen 147 points148 points ago

[–]FetusFondler 46 points47 points ago

[–]nudgeishere 118 points119 points ago

ON. STAN'S. PAPER.

[–]zizoh 52 points53 points ago

For Fuck's Sake

[–]nudgeishere 37 points38 points ago

Some people...

[–]QuarryBrosen 32 points33 points ago

My whole day is ruined!

[–]gwk326 48 points49 points ago

[–]immagiraffemotherfkr 28 points29 points ago

The avengers didn't

[–]Harbltron 24 points25 points ago

[–]Chriztus 18 points19 points ago

[–]PixelGuyUK 18 points19 points ago

What's going with his keyboard?

[–][deleted] 42 points43 points ago

[–]WhipIash 20 points21 points ago

Well, that infomercial made me lose all trust in the product...

[–]iSmite 5 points6 points ago

that was really informative. Thanks for sharing with us.

[–]Cabbage_Vendor 5 points6 points ago

Wait a minute, the mouse DOES NOT match the keyboard!

[–]killerbuttonfly 7 points8 points ago

it's a high-contrast, large font keyboard for seniors

[–]SaentFu 1 point2 points ago

we sell that at my drug store

[–]logantauranga 15 points16 points ago

[–]SovietSteve 1 point2 points ago

Very well, we'll uhh name it the err uhh MATLOCK EXPRESSWAY

[–]BardivanGeeves 207 points208 points ago

[–]ttblue 53 points54 points ago

The caption should also have been a part of the infinite recursion!

LIKE A BOSS LIKE A BOSS LIKE A BOSS LIKE A BOSS ....

[–]BardivanGeeves 91 points92 points ago

Bardivan Delivers! http://imgur.com/FaZoz

[–]ttblue 13 points14 points ago

Like a fucking boss.

[–]daedalus733 1 point2 points ago

The letters are in different places on the smaller images. Should have placed them on the first image, then copied the whole thing to make smaller.

[–]AlexWeeks 10 points11 points ago

[–]kornflakesxd 5 points6 points ago

[–]KhanStan 73 points74 points ago

[–]Alabaz121 19 points20 points ago

Maybe r/mspaintbattles is a better subreddit for you ;)

[–]KhanStan 3 points4 points ago

I was bored at work and used pixlr that's why I didn't try hard enough. But as I said I'm not proud of it.

[–]daedalus733 12 points13 points ago

Why would you post something you're not proud of? Obviously you're a little proud of it.

[–]CplFlint 6 points7 points ago

For the karma man.

[–]robobot 8 points9 points ago

This is the only one that actually made me laugh.

[–]MrGuules 47 points48 points ago

[–]SarcasticTurd[S] 112 points113 points ago

[–]Daanando 89 points90 points ago

Except, you know, Stan Lee is too much of a nice guy to think that was funny.

[–]akproplayer 4 points5 points ago

[–]Lumberjack3 2 points3 points ago

LOL HE has one of those big print keyboards from walmart

[–]neverve 8 points9 points ago

[–]doczils 2 points3 points ago

[–]ATierney 7 points8 points ago

The potential is strong with this one...

[–]JacksonFish -2 points-1 points ago

Stanception

[–]Evilcow867 6 points7 points ago

[–]frappy123 1 point2 points ago

You don't know how hard I laughed.

[–]asianwaste 2 points3 points ago

[–]frappy123 0 points1 point ago

Wasn't that DC, though?

[–]asianwaste 1 point2 points ago

Both actually.

[–]Mousi 6 points7 points ago

Some sort of master plan to achieve world domination by using a gillion paperclips somehow?

[–]segalflock 3 points4 points ago

or you know, use this website

[–]vaude_villain 1 point2 points ago

someone less lazy than me needs to make it a Lobo comic

[–]PlanitDuck 1 point2 points ago

He has an interesting looking keyboard.

[–]MaltheF 1 point2 points ago

[–]Hashtag_Heel 0 points1 point ago

[–]gnostic_cat 1 point2 points ago

[–]AkiraChi 0 points1 point ago