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[–]IVIike 26 points27 points ago

The Excited Biologist returns on the hunt for some karma. He has succeeded.

[–]Unidan[S] 15 points16 points ago

I do what I can.

Also, I had to cancel my field work today, so I'm bored as shit.

[–]fanifan 6 points7 points ago

You get and up vote for cuteness _^

[–]Unidan[S] 8 points9 points ago

Aww, thanks :3

[–]IVIike 3 points4 points ago

Ah that sucks, what was it on?

[–]Unidan[S] 7 points8 points ago

I'm doing it tomorrow, but I have to drive a few hours away to a penitentiary to take soil samples. Last time I was there, I had a gun pulled on me from the guard towers!

Then a bunch of drifters nearly robbed me!

After that, I'm driving an hour or so away to another bigger site, where I have to take some additional samples and see if I can track some of my tagged birds.

[–]IVIike 8 points9 points ago

Holy shit, never knew the life of a biologist could be so action packed. Should've learned from Godzilla I guess.

[–]FlyingPasta 3 points4 points ago

It's like an episode of Supernatural, minus the supernatural.

[–]Mister_AA 2 points3 points ago

You should make a comic/TV/movie series.

THE ACTION-PACKED LIFE OF UNIDAN: THE EXCITED BIOLOGIST!

[–]Unidan[S] 2 points3 points ago

Haha, I wish.

Someone did an AMA request on me yesterday, but I figured I would be out doing work right now. I might do one soon and tell some of my fun stories, there's a few good ones. I never find them interesting because...well, they're my own stories, so it's not surprising, I guess?

Either way, I kind of want a new story to tell if I do an AMA, so I want to wait until I have some new pictures or videos to share.

[–]KillerOs13 2 points3 points ago

You know, having saved you as "Trackball Man," I imagine your field work entirely different from reality.

[–]Unidan[S] 2 points3 points ago

To be fair, sometimes I bring the trackball with me in my truck.

[–]KillerOs13 2 points3 points ago

Well fuck, now I have to upvote you moar.

[–]Unidan[S] 2 points3 points ago

I accept this. I'm using a trackball right now to upvote you.

[–]StinsonBarney 1 point2 points ago

I believe it was Excited Ecologist, but I'm probably wrong.

[–]Unidan[S] 1 point2 points ago

Nope, you're slightly more correct!

I usually just say 'biologist,' as it tends to be more applicable to most people than 'ecologist,' even though ecology encompasses biology.

[–]derrida_n_shit 0 points1 point ago

He's showed up a couple of times on my browsing today. He's on a roll. Also, I have him labeled as Angry Biologist.

[–]josh68684 1 point2 points ago

OP gets an up vote, you get and up vote, we all get up votes!

[–]Braly12 0 points1 point ago

Well not you...

[–]MuteNinja 10 points11 points ago

[–]fireboats 8 points9 points ago

That satisfied my kitten requirement, thank you.

[–]reynej 1 point2 points ago

Happy two week birthday kittens. http://imgur.com/jsYqz

[–]Abaddon77 7 points8 points ago

I don't usually upvote cat bullshit, but I have you tagged as "Crazy biologist who thinks rocks are people" so enjoy some sweet karma.

[–]Unidan[S] 5 points6 points ago

I'm loving it!

[–]Rainb0wcrash99 0 points1 point ago

What would you tag me?

[–]Abaddon77 1 point2 points ago

What would I now, or what DO I?

[–]Randomacts 2 points3 points ago

This excites you?

.

Oh fine..

/dawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[–]Cyberslasher 2 points3 points ago

Oh hi again you.

[–]Unidan[S] 2 points3 points ago

Hi!

[–]Gravesh 1 point2 points ago

The irony is that he posted in /r/reactiongifs too.

[–]Colbert_bump 1 point2 points ago

Dat eye contact.

[–]AtTheLeftThere 1 point2 points ago

here, take it. it's all the karma I have, just please don't hurt me.

[–]StickiestFingers 1 point2 points ago

She has a parents look in her eyes.

[–]Manbearcatward 1 point2 points ago

The look on mumma cat's face made me laugh.

[–]theduckthatsits 0 points1 point ago

There is an app called stealth tone on the app store and it is the same but on an app

[–]phukka 0 points1 point ago

Cuteception?

[–]SHORTNAMEISNOWLONGGG 1 point2 points ago

Are you related to Uniden?

[–]Thunderpork 0 points1 point ago

I laughed so goddamn much.

Everyone is now staring at me.

[–]Cat_Monkey 1 point2 points ago

Somebody quick! Put Robert Downey Jr.'s face on both cats!

[–]97bluelights -1 points0 points ago

How does that describe their feeling when doing that? The cat has a completely serious face, and simply moves the cat it's holding, exactly as the title says. It's like using this gif to say "How I feel when I pick up my cat and move it elsewhere." Sorry, downvote as you wish, I just hate keeping thoughts like this to myself.

[–]Merfen 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of when my cat used to bring her kittens from under my bed to my closet, many upvotes for you.

[–]marsasagirl 0 points1 point ago

I keep imagining the kitten riding a little bicycle into the room.

[–]TacQT1me 0 points1 point ago

Every time I see a cute cat I have to go cuddle my cat. She hates it :D

[–]burghswag 0 points1 point ago

This was quite enjoyable and merits a hearty chuckle. Enjoy an upvote, sir.

[–]Scarmanz -1 points0 points ago

/r/circlejerk would love this.

[–]dabockster 1 point2 points ago

Upvote for the circlejerk.

[–]paulmarsy -3 points-2 points ago

This should probably be in /r/gifs

[–]BurningChildren 5 points6 points ago

Or even better, /r/awww

[–]thehollowman84 -3 points-2 points ago

or even better, IN HELL

[–]BurningChildren 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, cats are assholes

[–]IWillDownvoteAllCats 0 points1 point ago

That's kind of extreme.