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Accidentally spent $1150.00 at Amazon (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Nerca 409 points410 points ago

You can cancel the order though.

[–]Alexhasskills 320 points321 points ago

but the karma!!

[–]HamzasSister 76 points77 points ago

nobody saw the order in the first place chances are he never ordered anything in the first place.

I just gave chuck norris a high five heck yes

does that picture give me any credibility at all?

[–]eviltrollwizard 10 points11 points ago

I'm confused in which place did all this happen?

[–]HamzasSister 16 points17 points ago

same place the panda was sitting on a rocking chair.

[–]Cocomunky 1 point2 points ago

The second first place?

[–]eviltrollwizard 2 points3 points ago

ah, for a second I thought it was the first first place.

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    [–]Smalz22 5 points6 points ago

    YOU SO TOTALLY ROCK, SQUIRT!

    [–]ffffuuuuManChu 2 points3 points ago

    Right now this post is at 1,145 karma, which makes it pretty damn close to $1 per karma.

    I feel like my reddit-account is worth a couple thosand dollars right now.

    [–]Lolwrd 57 points58 points ago

    I don't order from amazon often isn't there a cancel button or something.

    [–]Loserd[S] 56 points57 points ago

    By coincidence I noticed that there was a pending charge on my bank account. Evidently, I ordered it yesterday and it is supposed to ship Monday. I contacted the seller and they stopped the shipment, but it's gonna take up to ten days for the bank to put the money back in my account after it comes out.

    [–]Kyle_Crafty 25 points26 points ago

    On the plus side, you make enough money save it.

    [–]TheOssuary 8 points9 points ago

    Even bigger plus side, randomly in the next few days he'll be gifted like 1100 bucks xD

    [–]Dbjs100 18 points19 points ago

    On the negative side there's an amazon seller who is regretting taking his family out to red lobster last night....

    [–]MuffinTrombone 10 points11 points ago

    Probably because it was a red lobster.

    [–]GrownManNaked 7 points8 points ago

    Oh you.

    [–]Se7enUnicorns 2 points3 points ago

    We need a "bitch please" graphic because my credit card would be denied.

    [–]digital_evolution 12 points13 points ago

    So....how does this happen? Was it one very expensive item or did you order TONS of trinkets?

    [–]Loserd[S] 42 points43 points ago

    OneClickBuy. Santa Fe whole house dehumidifier. $1150.00

    [–]Cuphat 82 points83 points ago

    Amazon orders are already really quick, that's why I keep the stupid one-click feature off. If I am spending money, I can afford needing to click two or even three whole times.

    [–]AMV_Ph34r 2 points3 points ago

    But then your mouse breaks sooner! Conserve your clicks, or donate them to Africa!

    [–]maddprof 3 points4 points ago

    I keep mine turned on because I buy A LOT of ebooks (and a couple magazine subscriptions).

    [–]rocketvat 17 points18 points ago

    You can keep one-click on for kindle but not for normal purchases.

    [–]digital_evolution 3 points4 points ago

    Damn!

    They need to put a limit on how much you can one click :D

    [–]joshjje 1 point2 points ago

    Maybe turn it into a two click lol. Are you sure?

    [–]degumommy 5 points6 points ago

    I've turned that shit off 3 or 4 times now, and it keeps coming back! Fucking hate it!

    [–]ShoddyRapInBlue 2 points3 points ago

    And you have to use it for some things like mp3s, so I end up having to go click through account setting sand make sure its on the right card, then go back to the thing again.. I hate 1 click more than anything else on the internet.

    [–]SirDelirium 4 points5 points ago

    Delete one click order. Never ever use it.

    [–]TheChrisHill 3 points4 points ago

    I always knew one click buy was a terrible idea. They're preying on impulse buyers. Hell.. I have one click buy off and I stared at the "submit order" button for like 10 minutes last night.

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      [–]_transience 1 point2 points ago

      /r/firstworldproblems

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        [–]ryandot 11 points12 points ago

        Yes, you can get a refund. One-click accidents happen, Amazon would be dicks to rub your nose in it and not cancel the order.

        [–]ScreamWithMe 7 points8 points ago

        that sounds more like ebay.

        [–]the_cunt_muncher 45 points46 points ago

        One of my friends once got blackout drunk after winning a 10k poker tournament and a week later woke up to steel jamaican drums being delivered to his house

        [–]ChronicPains 7 points8 points ago

        Those things are pretty badass. In Hawaii we saw a guy on the side of the road near the International Market playing those. I think we spent nearly an hour sitting there listening to him play and just throwing cash at him.

        He could play almost any song at the drop of a dime.

        [–]Derporelli 7 points8 points ago

        If you can learn enough songs, they pay for themselves.

        [–]digleto 96 points97 points ago

        Cancel the order?

        [–]Loserd[S] 83 points84 points ago

        Done. My bank says it can take up to ten days to replace the Monet once it comes out.

        [–]caswunn 439 points440 points ago

        If it is a Monet it should be worth way more than $1150.00. AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

        [–]Loserd[S] 78 points79 points ago

        Dammit.

        money

        [–]TwoLegsJoe 16 points17 points ago

        Milk and cookies to you for not editing the previous comment, so other people will know what caswunn was talking about.

        [–]Loserd[S] 19 points20 points ago

        It's more fun this way.

        [–]Nefarious_Lobster 44 points45 points ago

        "Do you like monet..?"

        "Yeah, yeah.. I like.. monay.."

        Please tell me someone knows what I'm referencing.

        [–]ifizz 18 points19 points ago

        "I love monay, in fact I spent a lot of monay while I was in Paree."

        Brian Regan is the man

        [–]3825 0 points1 point ago

        I thought it was idiocracy

        [–]time4anewsn 9 points10 points ago

        Count the money! Count the money! It's Count DeMonet.

        [–]jedcaum 3 points4 points ago

        Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise.

        [–]dgizzle10 1 point2 points ago

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sztf4hcGrB4

        [–]LtSwiggles 26 points27 points ago

        Brain regan, the epitome of hyperbole

        [–]J-Sluit 17 points18 points ago

        Its a pack of moosen!

        [–]elderezlo 11 points12 points ago

        The yellow one is the SUN!

        [–]Nefarious_Lobster 3 points4 points ago

        THANK YOU

        [–]Amsteah52 1 point2 points ago

        I do, but I cant remember what its from. Someones standup I believe?

        [–]ikorolou 2 points3 points ago

        brian regan

        [–]Amsteah52 1 point2 points ago

        I AM STUFFED TO THE RAFTERS!

        [–]JayDeeDonuts 1 point2 points ago

        idiocracy :)

        [–]mdeeemer 1 point2 points ago

        I like mayonnaise.

        [–]Poopington4 1 point2 points ago

        Do you like Monet? Yeah, I love Monet. In fact I spent a lot of Monet when I was in Paris.

        [–]drumstyx 6 points7 points ago

        I like how you wrote this on your phone/tablet so it autocorrected with the proper capital.

        [–]Loserd[S] 7 points8 points ago

        Also made me look like that much more of a jackass.

        [–]flinxsl 0 points1 point ago

        Unless you are the count de monet.

        [–]somethingthathurts 1 point2 points ago

        you capitalized Monet, come on you meant it.

        [–]Loserd[S] 9 points10 points ago

        Auto-correct recognizes proper nouns.

        [–]Tujio 1 point2 points ago

        ...but how did it get capitalized?

        [–]LtPwner 2 points3 points ago

        Auto-correct, =D

        [–]arghnard 1 point2 points ago

        I scroll down...You've inspired a legion of witty comments.

        [–]IAmAQuantumMechanic 1 point2 points ago

        Are you sure it's not the Manet? I always confuse Manet and Monet.

        [–]Loserd[S] 2 points3 points ago

        Monet married his mistress, Manet had syphilis.

        [–]Snappy374 0 points1 point ago

        May I ask what you spent it on?

        EDIT: Nevermind, It was a Santa Fe whole house dehumidifier.

        [–]SomeoneElseX 2 points3 points ago

        Aaaaay, must be the monet

        [–]scarflash 1 point2 points ago

        laughed way too hard at this.

        [–]swing_on_my_nuts 9 points10 points ago

        Count DeMoney! Count DeMoney!

        De Mo NAY De Mo NAY

        [–]nealski77 6 points7 points ago

        It's good to be the king!

        [–]spamfiltered 8 points9 points ago

        What's it like having $1150?

        [–]Loserd[S] 23 points24 points ago

        Right now it's just like having $74.38, because until the bank puts it back in my account that's all I've got.

        [–]silent_mind 1 point2 points ago

        Well considering I just paid 1300 to get my wisdom teeth removed yesterday, money sucks

        [–]justbecausewhynot 2 points3 points ago

        It's gonna cost me $475 to get all 4 removed. With my insurance benefits. And I don't even have that to spend :/

        [–]silent_mind 2 points3 points ago

        My insurance wouldn't cover wisdom teeth

        [–]beenlurkin 3 points4 points ago

        Ask your bank to memo post the funds. With sufficient proof of a refund, a reasonable banker/manager should do this, presuming you have held your account for a while and dont have a history of overdrafts/bad checks.

        I used to work in banking and memo posting 1150 bucks isn't something that is done every day, but under the right circumstances it is possible.

        [–]daemon14 3 points4 points ago

        Use a credit card next time. They have better fraud/purchase protection, plus you only give up credit line access, not actual money during the waiting period.

        [–]Bloqhead 0 points1 point ago

        Mo' Monet.

        [–]OneCello 2 points3 points ago

        You better Count De Monet.

        [–]zakool21 0 points1 point ago

        I honestly don't know why anyone purchases anything online with a debit card. Credit cards are so much safer.

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

        Because i am 16...

        [–]zakool21 1 point2 points ago

        Er, fair enough. Maybe co-sign with your parents to get one then? When you make purchases online it's still way safer with the CC....

        [–]sexyhamster89 1 point2 points ago

        i see what you did there

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          [–]ColdHeart95 19 points20 points ago

          What'd you spend it on? o3o

          [–]Loserd[S] 40 points41 points ago

          this. I was price checking and hit the one click buy.

          [–]supersolid 87 points88 points ago

          Man, your house is going to be dry as fuck.

          [–]Loserd[S] 26 points27 points ago

          If you're interested, I'd be willing to sell it.

          [–]supersolid 55 points56 points ago

          Or, you could just one-click-buy this and have them cancel each other out.

          [–]hells_cowbells 126 points127 points ago

          Wouldn't that create a tornado in the house or something?

          "Well, we have a warm, dry airmass moving in from the living room, and a cooler, more humid airmass moving in from the bedroom. Things could get bad in the dining room, so be careful out there. Back to you Bob."

          [–]sleeplessone 38 points39 points ago

          Are you telling me that for less than $3,000 I may be able to have crazy miniature weather systems in my apartment?!?

          [–]hells_cowbells 14 points15 points ago

          It's possible. Crazy things happen when dry air and humid air meet, especially if you factor in temp differences. Someone should try this FOR SCIENCE!

          [–]sleeplessone 47 points48 points ago

          A week from now.

          I have a thunderstorm in my living room AMA.

          [–]hells_cowbells 27 points28 points ago

          DAE hate it when your house gets destroyed by a tornado you created in your own living room?

          [–]Kyle_Crafty 20 points21 points ago

          I love this thread.

          [–]rjhelms 2 points3 points ago

          Reminds me of a song a chap I know wrote a few years ago. I can't remember much of it, except that the chorus was something like "Humidifier versus dehumidifier, if I told you who won you'd call me a liar."

          Gold. Pure gold.

          [–]beanso 2 points3 points ago

          Not quite, would only work in one room. That's a room humidifier while the thing OP bought was a whole house dehumidifier.

          [–]Juicy_Fart 1 point2 points ago

          Steven Wright says something to the effect of "It was my birthday, I got a humidifier and dehumidifier. I just stuck them in a closet and let them fight it out."

          [–]toa1995 1 point2 points ago

          This thread is amazing

          [–]DoctorNose 18 points19 points ago

          Best I can do is 50 bucks.

          [–]magister_docendi 8 points9 points ago

          It'll be like spongebob in sandy's house for the first time

          [–]radsynths 1 point2 points ago

          No, no, no. You have it all wrong. It's for cooking up meth.

          [–]Pays4Porn 33 points34 points ago

          Free shipping.

          Nice.

          [–]Loserd[S] 25 points26 points ago

          silver lining, bro.

          [–]LaserGuidedPolarBear 24 points25 points ago

          Once click buy just seems like a horrible idea.

          [–]Loserd[S] 8 points9 points ago

          Case in point.

          [–]ZeniXeni 19 points20 points ago

          This is precisely why I refuse to turn on one click buy.

          [–]Loserd[S] 6 points7 points ago

          Stick to that. At the very least, never turn on the option for a smartphone.

          [–]itriedtoquitreddit 10 points11 points ago

          Especially when you take Ambien, and tend to leave your smartphone within arm's reach of your bed.

          A few times a month I would receive these mysterious packages from Amazon. I'd open them up, have absolutely no recollection of ever ordering whatever was inside, yet still recognize it as the sort of thing I might buy.

          The funniest thing Ambien-Me ever bought me was a pornographic comic book parody of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. When I received it I was like, "WTF, Ambien-Me? What key words did you search for that somehow led you to THIS?!"

          I suspect that Ambien-Me's terrible typing skills (as evidenced by the incoherent Facebook status updates she'd sometimes post from my account) probably had something to do with that little caper.

          [–]Gravee 9 points10 points ago

          Relevant

          source

          [–]capecodcarl 2 points3 points ago

          I don't think I've ever needed something so badly that I couldn't wait an extra 30 seconds to review it in my cart before committing the money. :-)

          Now that I think about it, I wonder if Amazon invented one-click buying exclusively for drunk people.

          [–]Loserd[S] 3 points4 points ago

          drunk people and smartphone users.

          [–]Mikesquito 1 point2 points ago

          Yeah, I never understood why that would be an option. Imagine accidentally hitting tab a few times and enter.

          [–]Se7enUnicorns 1 point2 points ago

          This is why the UPS man hates me. Ordering that exercise bike at the same time as my textbooks really pissed him off.

          [–]Mycakedayis1111 4 points5 points ago

          ((OneClickBuy = off))

          [–]Loserd[S] 9 points10 points ago

          That answer is correct. Your prize is a Santa Fe dehumidifier.

          [–]Mycakedayis1111 1 point2 points ago

          Question will it work on my nuts because that is where I keep all my humidity.

          [–]Loserd[S] 2 points3 points ago

          No reason it shouldn't.

          [–]reddit_mistake 2 points3 points ago

          only if your nuts are the size of a house, cuz this is a whole house dehumidifier.

          [–]egamer01 2 points3 points ago

          The title should have read with one click I saved $230.00.

          [–]Loserd[S] 5 points6 points ago

          Good call. I should have checked with you first

          [–]zimboptoo 2 points3 points ago

          Came here to be a pedant and insist that drunk purchases aren't "accidental," ended up upvoting "this is why 1-click buy is a terrible idea."

          Incidentally, this is one of the several reasons why "saving" or storing your credit card info on a retailer's site is a bad idea.

          [–]FodT 1 point2 points ago

          Not that it will help you now, but you can cancel one-click orders inside a 30-minute window. It's helped me out a couple times.

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            [–]Lleamen 4 points5 points ago

            Dragon Dildos.

            [–]ColdHeart95 1 point2 points ago

            Hawt.

            [–]w_a_w 4 points5 points ago

            4500 ladybugs.

            [–]Toeflesh 1 point2 points ago

            homosexual ladybugs at that!

            [–]Scarecrow398 7 points8 points ago

            Buying a couple of boxes of splenda at original price i see?

            Just be lucky you didn't order a book on flies while drunk

            [–]Groots5 8 points9 points ago

            If I am gonna spend over a million on a book I want free shipping.

            [–]Scarecrow398 4 points5 points ago

            NO!, $3.99!, NOW!, NOW!.

            [–]Loserd[S] 8 points9 points ago

            It's the Splenda with fiber though. That shit's like gold.

            [–]rhayke 5 points6 points ago

            that's a lot of ladybugs

            [–]Duthos 6 points7 points ago

            I've had that much money twice in my life.

            [–]hazmat_suit_guy 8 points9 points ago

            Are you sixteen?

            [–]Duthos 5 points6 points ago

            Thirty. And I meant to spend on myself (IE - after bills and necessities).

            [–]Loserd[S] 6 points7 points ago

            I don't have nearly that much to spend on myself. $74.38 left for bills and necessities.

            [–]feteru 5 points6 points ago

            Ramen to the rescue!

            [–]DoctorNose 3 points4 points ago

            I sincerely hope you're young.

            [–]JulezM 4 points5 points ago

            Dropped the same amount at a Blackjack table last week so I can relate.

            [–]Loserd[S] 22 points23 points ago

            Blackjack tables are more difficult to get a refund from.

            [–]dunce-cap-rickey 3 points4 points ago

            You bought a panda?

            [–]Bupod 2 points3 points ago

            One does not simply spend $1150 accidentally.

            [–]Loserd[S] 6 points7 points ago

            It's easier than you might think.

            [–]XxGACxAngelxX 6 points7 points ago

            Yeah. Amazon has a tendency to do that to you.

            [–]abajaj2280 3 points4 points ago

            Order in the next 34 minutes and get FREE overnight shipping!

            [–]Bupod 1 point2 points ago

            I'm just kidding with you. I've got Amazon Prime, so I know that feeling. I try to control myself, and I am successful most of the time.

            [–]Obbyy 2 points3 points ago

            Prime that shit back to Kentucky for a refund

            [–]Khyrdantai 2 points3 points ago

            Macbook?

            [–]youngjheezy 2 points3 points ago

            cancel the order man, hurry before it ships

            [–]RedditEverywhere -1 points0 points ago

            The gif was more funny than the title tho.

            [–]WinterAyars 2 points3 points ago

            You bought a whole panda? Man, those things are getting cheap. Maybe i should go in on one.

            [–]lisabadcat 3 points4 points ago

            I accidentally spent $500 at the strip club. Fucking ATM fees.

            [–]halvarez101 3 points4 points ago

            My friend accidentally one-click bought a 800$ Nikon. Didn't realize there was any way to cancel it. Lost the camera a month later.

            She's a rich bitch, y'know.

            [–]chipembere 3 points4 points ago

            That gif needs to have the end part trimmed because, frankly, it looks like the panda is either sniffing his crotch or trying to blow himself. If I accidentally spent over a grand at amazon, my initial reaction would not be to attempt fellatio on myself.

            [–]Goaticorn 2 points3 points ago

            What did you purchase?

            [–]Loserd[S] 2 points3 points ago

            this

            [–]MiBoc 0 points1 point ago

            How the fuck do you accidentally spend any amount of money. Seriously.

            [–]Decyde 1 point2 points ago

            This happened to me once before. My mom used my computer for looking at something on amazon and accidentally put it in the cart and when i logged on to buy something that was $30, i hit the fast check out not thinking there was anything in my cart. When I looked and saw it was over $800, I canceled the order and never did go back and get my shitty $30 item.

            [–]AnalBurns -1 points0 points ago

            /r/KarmaConspiracy

            [–]Loserd[S] 2 points3 points ago

            I wish I had done it on purpose.

            [–]Bangaa 1 point2 points ago

            That will probably be me after I go back to WoW to be a Panda in a months time.

            [–]Jimmydehand 1 point2 points ago

            To be fair to Amazon, that charge is an authorization charge. Amazon sends a transaction request to your bank, and the bank sets aside the funds to check the security on the account.

            For smaller priced items the bank will normally use just a $1.00 charge, but for higher priced items they'll use the full amount.

            Amazon can't remove those authorization charges once a bank has applied them. All you can do is call your credit card's issuing bank and explain the situation. Sometimes they are able to remove those charges before that "pending" period is over...but I wouldn't hold your breath.

            [–]annielovesbacon 1 point2 points ago

            My friend's mom accidentally connected my friend's credit card to her amazon account instead of her own. For two years, she charged all her purchases to her daughter (including her own gifts).

            [–]youareacompletemoron 1 point2 points ago

            Is that what panda zoos look like? No wonder they don't want to reproduce.

            [–]expecto_pastrami 1 point2 points ago

            That just happened to me, too. My mouse was nowhere near the damn button, but apparently once it's clicked, it's all over.

            Mine was only for $50, but it still tipped the bank account I use for Amazon over into a negative balance and I may end up paying $27 for the privilege of a bloody one-click.

            [–]travp333 0 points1 point ago

            What did you accidentally spend that much on?

            [–]Loserd[S] 0 points1 point ago

            Santa Fe whole house dehumidifier

            [–]noisyturtle 1 point2 points ago

            1-click buying: the scourge of the impulsive drunk.

            [–]zushiba 1 point2 points ago

            I hope you have Amazon Prime. I order enough shit from Amazon to make it worth it in shipping alone.

            [–]austinshootsshows 1 point2 points ago

            This is the first thing I have lol'd to on reddit in many moons. Thank you.

            [–]Loserd[S] 1 point2 points ago

            You're welcome. Now that'll be $1150.00. cash only please.

            [–]maximaLz 1 point2 points ago

            This panda is awesome.. Poor sad panda.

            [–]wanderer11 -1 points0 points ago

            How do you accidentally spent money? Can't you read before you click submit?

            [–]flobeastie 1 point2 points ago

            Pandas!!!!

            [–]The_Stunkinator -1 points0 points ago

            That's the same reaction I have after a fap.

            [–]Broshank 0 points1 point ago

            Well what did you get?

            [–]SGTSHOOTnMISS 1 point2 points ago

            OP could be the first one to write a customer review for this product. He could have a $1150.00 joke.

            [–]thealessandroshow -1 points0 points ago

            "At amazon"

            Explain where amazon is

            [–]kobaland 0 points1 point ago

            What do you mean, accidentally?

            [–]DragoonDM 1 point2 points ago

            I ordered about $900 worth of stuff on Amazon a few days ago, on purpose. Then I decided to go ahead and upgrade to the $4.99/item one day shipping (hurrah Prime). Amazon apparently thought it was necessary to preauthorize the entire order amount with my bank, again, which caused my account to lock and reject the order.

            [–]dat1kid -1 points0 points ago

            Drunkenly spent $1150.00 at Amazon

            FTFY

            [–]Loserd[S] 0 points1 point ago

            wasn't drunk

            [–]Scoldering 1 point2 points ago

            You were the customer they were waiting all day for.

            [–]TheRedditSurvivalist 1 point2 points ago

            Did you accidently buy $1150 worth of Uranium Ore?

            [–]ch536 0 points1 point ago

            how did this happen?!?!?!

            [–]cowboyvenus 1 point2 points ago

            This should be in /r/firstworldproblems

            [–]Accipehoc 1 point2 points ago

            On what? ON WHAT?! DAMNIT OP, YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU SPEND ON RIGHT THIS INSTANT.

            [–]dalenotchip 0 points1 point ago

            At least you saved $230

            [–]Ttrninich 0 points1 point ago

            It was the diamond HDMI cable, wasn't it?

            [–]PlexxT 1 point2 points ago

            >That feel when the 55 gallon vat of lube shows up at your door.

            [–]Pope_Vladmir_Roman 0 points1 point ago

            how the fuck do you "accidently" spend that much? did you forget how to read halfway through the order? they make you confirm the price like 5 times at least.

            [–]iamjamin 0 points1 point ago

            I've made a huge mistake

            [–]hedcraft 1 point2 points ago

            This is exactly why I make sure to never have more than eleven dollars in my checking account. Also because I spend all my time on reddit, instead of working or looking for a job.

            [–]ClockStalker 1 point2 points ago

            /u/hedcraft: Analyzing 40 comments and submissions over the last 434 days

            • Most active hour: 10-11am UTC (0.012 posts/hour)
            • Least active hours: 11am-12pm, 2-3pm, 4-9pm UTC (0 posts/hour)
            • Complete hourly breakdown

            Hypothesized location: Oceania / New Zealand

            Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so

            [–]theharlotfelon -1 points0 points ago

            I see this as "Oh god, what have I done... better suck my own dick off".

            [–]D_D -1 points0 points ago

            Stop buying stuff online with a debit card. It's really stupid.

            [–]Skiggz13 0 points1 point ago

            Wouldn't it be ironic if you got 1150 upvotes, and after your refund, everyone took their upvotes back.

            [–]C_T_C_C 1 point2 points ago

            I've gotta know, did you accidentally purchase the 32 gallon vat of lube?

            [–]conversionbot 2 points3 points ago

            For our non-american friends:

            32 gallon ---> 121.13 liters

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