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Makes about as much sense as another creationist argument. (i.imgur.com)
submitted 2 days ago by xScubast3vex
[–]Lynnius 37 points38 points39 points 2 days ago
“You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.”
[–]IKnowYouAndHateYou 3 points4 points5 points 2 days ago
Can't argue with that logic.
[–]Irish_mcdick 4 points5 points6 points 2 days ago
Literally, there is no way to argue against that.
[–]IKnowYouAndHateYou 1 point2 points3 points 1 day ago
Even if you really wanted to, you can't argue with someone who didn't actually say something.
[–]Treedom_Lighter 4 points5 points6 points 2 days ago
Kablooie!
[–]TheWhyteMaN 0 points1 point2 points 2 days ago
(claps)
[–]Lynnius 0 points1 point2 points 1 day ago
Wish I could take credit for it.
[–]numballover 20 points21 points22 points 2 days ago
This posts reminds me of the time I accidentally the whole bible.
[–]brisingfreyja 10 points11 points12 points 2 days ago
I fear not many will get this. Here.
[–]natholomew 8 points9 points10 points 2 days ago
Nobody understands the words that are coming out of your mouth!!
[–]FrizaAngelo 9 points10 points11 points 2 days ago
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, WHY CAN'T YOU SPEAK IT!?
[–]blaghart 6 points7 points8 points 2 days ago
SAY CREATIONISM AGAIN!
[–]naryn 5 points6 points7 points 2 days ago
I read it, didn't make sense and assumed it was me, took me another 3 attempts to realise it was actually meant to be like that...ಠ_ಠ
[–]Yuuichi_Trapspringer 9 points10 points11 points 2 days ago
I know I haven't had my coffee yet, but I didn't think it was this bad in the morning.
Can I get a translation from WTF to English please?
[–]ucofresh 10 points11 points12 points 2 days ago
You missed the point..
[–]kent_eh 1 point2 points3 points 2 days ago
Probably, but I'd still kinda like to know what they were trying to say. (assuming it's not just a karma-whoring attempt at a joke by posting random gibberish and pretending it's a real quote)
[–]donandino -1 points0 points1 point 2 days ago
It's more or less just a random string of words. But that's the joke. It's poking fun at creationists' nonsensical arguments.
[–]sadperson90 -1 points0 points1 point 2 days ago
its a meme that originated from 4chan (surprise) that was originally in reference to the wii game "the conduit"
translated into real words it roughly means: “Has any video game company really taken such measure to make a game so realistic?"
[–]YoRpFiSh 1 point2 points3 points 2 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/Gr3ES.jpg
[–]Urfarah 3 points4 points5 points 2 days ago
We 4chan now.
[–]Superjerk42 2 points3 points4 points 2 days ago
Purple. Because squirrels don't eat pie.
[–]tizzl10 -1 points0 points1 point 2 days ago
Lol wtf
[–]fsckit 0 points1 point2 points 2 days ago
Yup. I'd say you're right.
[–]phantom_lord 0 points1 point2 points 2 days ago
Because peppercorn penny farthing. 1/1 - Ball's in your court....
[–]exploreinfiniteabyss -1 points0 points1 point 2 days ago
I literally facepalmed
[–]crifnud 0 points1 point2 points 2 days ago
It makes no sense to me, but I suppose that's the point.
[–]andyman9200 -1 points0 points1 point 2 days ago
wut.
[–]phoenixedge17 0 points1 point2 points 2 days ago
Is it bad that I didn't understand any of that?
[–]ChikaraGuY 0 points1 point2 points 2 days ago
Brain slides out of ear
What?
[–]johny5w 0 points1 point2 points 2 days ago
This seriously hurt my brain trying to make sense of it. Now I know how a fundie must feel.
[–]Dickybow 0 points1 point2 points 2 days ago
Random letters now make sense. (Is this speaking tongues?)
jgfbkjashgoweuytgitujSDTOGLIUAQE[RY9T8YEPIGJH sfuhsytouy siteuypWITYW uhtiyuygt8wty amen!
[–]SuperBeast4721 0 points1 point2 points 2 days ago
Wat. I can even comprehend this. What does it say?
[–]analogkid1 0 points1 point2 points 2 days ago
Exactly.
[–]DigitalCyndaquil 1 point2 points3 points 2 days ago
I just spent too long trying to read this. I just thought I wasn't reading it right cause I was tired.
[–]Likepoop 1 point2 points3 points 2 days ago
I read this and thought I was having a stroke.
[–]corwin1681 0 points1 point2 points 2 days ago
lol, I thought it was me, I kept re-reading it, lol!
[–]4alex6 0 points1 point2 points 2 days ago
umm what?
[–]bobcall 1 point2 points3 points 2 days ago
Amazing that another human being with some form of brain believes this is proper English. Upon the initial reading, I thought I was going insane.
[–]chakolate 0 points1 point2 points 2 days ago
That would be funny if an actual believer actually said it.
[–]necromundus 0 points1 point2 points 1 day ago
That argument greatest the ever that although when just that if when all but also then god.
[–]veryoriginal78 1 point2 points3 points 1 day ago
I started over during that twice, then I realized it isn't supposed to make sense.
[–]Mikimouse211 0 points1 point2 points 1 day ago
I don't get it..?
[–]Mastasmurf 0 points1 point2 points 1 day ago
OMG MY HEAD ASPLODED....
[–]Trewq343 0 points1 point2 points 1 day ago
If god doesn't exist, then why does god exist?
Creationists - 1, Atheists - 0
[–]EscherTheLizard 1 point2 points3 points 2 days ago
Sadly, I don't think many redditors are going to get this.
[–]rasungod0 0 points1 point2 points 2 days ago
Engrish Prease!?
[–]MadViolinist -1 points0 points1 point 2 days ago
English, much??
[–]ElSatanno -1 points0 points1 point 2 days ago
I C WAT U DID THAR.
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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