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[–]hellcrapdamn 110 points111 points ago

The chair has waited for this moment for quite some time.

[–]BanditoRojo 67 points68 points ago

[–]doubayou 14 points15 points ago

If its not too much trouble, can I ask for the source?

[–]doubayou 4 points5 points ago

Thank you!

[–]fairwayks 2 points3 points ago

And while we're at it: One “stone” = 14 pounds. Hence, 9 stones = 126 pounds. Source.

[–]blore40 4 points5 points ago

Really? The Bank of England will give me 14 pounds for a stone? How big should the stone be?

[–]fairwayks 2 points3 points ago

I hear they can come in all shapes and sizes.

[–]FUCKEAGAMES 1 point2 points ago

That's a big stone

[–]Kakoose 4 points5 points ago

nothing is trouble compared to that which the chair is facing :(

[–]Pixeleyes 1 point2 points ago

Pretty sure that's from my future nightmares.

[–]fairwayks 0 points1 point ago

This is so SERIOUSLY PERFECT. Attention ALL SCROLLERS!! Click Humble's link, or forever wonder.

[–]elliot430 2 points3 points ago

couching*

FTFY

[–]Sugreev2001 1 point2 points ago

[–]jesselikesfood 24 points25 points ago

Not my chair, not my problem.

[–]Intelligicity 1 point2 points ago

Barely caught that reference. GG. I'll leave it to someone else to explain.

[–]Sarcastyx 1 point2 points ago

Like a little bitch.

[–]EvanFlecknell 13 points14 points ago

Dammit chair, you had one job!

[–]BanditoRojo 6 points7 points ago

One job for 18 hours a day and 250 pounds does not suggest one single job.

[–]Intelligicity 45 points46 points ago

Oh, god. This one time a couple years ago me and my buddy were on chatroullette with these group of guys our age. They were trying to fuck with us and were mooning us n stuff. And me, well I thought to be the cool guy and out do them. So I stood up my friends old, rickety ass chair and started girating while pulling my pants down and then it happened. The chair was built in a disproportionate way and it leaned forward and my body leaned back. I ate complete shit but I lucked out. Because amidst all the chaos my foot smacked his glass desk, thus somehow, closing out of chatroullette. So the last thing these guys saw, was of me in the process of eating absolute shit but didn't get to see the end result. Which was me lying on the floor, with my pants around my ankles, laughing out of sheer embarrassment and thinking I had just broken my tail-bone on his stupid ass 60 year old chair. It probably looked very similar to the pic OP posted before our webcams lost connection to eachother. I am actually pretty thankful they didn't get to see the whole, painful thing. I've never been able to shake the feeling that my online mishap was one of the funniest things that group of friends had ever seen, and that they still probably relay that story of the "one time that guy ate shit on chatroullette" to all their other friends. Sigh.

EDIT: Minor detail of pants around the ankles.

[–]AndyRooney 5 points6 points ago

tl;dr - I once fell off a chair in a humorous manner whilst up to no good on chatroulette but luckily hit 'next' with my foot while falling so the scamps on the other end failed to witness the money shot.

[–]Intelligicity 16 points17 points ago

Wrong. My foot didn't hit the top of the desk. It hit the bottom. Computer didn't turn off. Webcam didn't turn off. Chatroullette turned the fuck off. The score is, Atheists: 0, Jesus: 1.

[–]AndyRooney 11 points12 points ago

tl;dr

[–]ihateipas 0 points1 point ago

This made me lmfao.

[–]stryder3323 6 points7 points ago

We better find your ass, then.

[–]SlasherX 3 points4 points ago

How do you know Chatroulette didn't simply EVOLVE to turn off? HMMM? Athiests: 1, Jesus: 1

[–]WouldYouTurnMeOn 3 points4 points ago

So you were "eating shit"? I feel like there's an alternate meaning to that phrase that I'm not aware of.

[–]FieryPinataFace 10 points11 points ago

cant... breath... one of my top 10 links on reddit.

[–]aggnaught 1 point2 points ago

i couldn't breath or see from the tears. For a good 10 minutes. The face, the caption...genius.

[–]FieryPinataFace 3 points4 points ago

Truly a work of reddit art

[–]kojak2091 7 points8 points ago

It's okay. That statue of whoever should protect this person.

[–]ninjatthew 13 points14 points ago

r/peopletakingpicturesrightbeforethechairbreaks

I wish that was real.

[–]ninjatthew 1 point2 points ago

Oh Humble_Link_Guy, I have only just met you and I have fallen in love

[–]Ebake09 5 points6 points ago

That chair don't play them games.

[–]PestilentMexican 12 points13 points ago

Finally a post in /r/funny that makes me cry with laughter

[–]Kbman 1 point2 points ago

Here use this

[–]Noise_Reductor 2 points3 points ago

[–]FaithyDoodles 2 points3 points ago

Wait, what is this a screen shot from? I keep seeing these, but I never know where and it doesn't SEEM like reddit to me.

[–]capnrico 6 points7 points ago

Looks like tumblr to me.

[–]FaithyDoodles 1 point2 points ago

Oh yeah, probably is. Thanks. Hehe

[–]FeroxDeoVacuusVinco 2 points3 points ago

Can someone photoshop the slender man to the background?

[–]Babygurl_105228 3 points4 points ago

Mad me laugh! Good job

[–]Replies_With_Frogs 0 points1 point ago

[–]Jeffgoldbum 1 point2 points ago

I hate those rare times when a chair gives way.

I was going to watch something with my brother on his computer along with another friend, So I go get a chair for myself, the second I sit down the chair breaks in half, Falling on my ass.

[–]B_Elanna_Torres 1 point2 points ago

I honestly cannot believe I laughed at this. Must be late...

[–]breathefireworks 1 point2 points ago

That face xD

[–]s0matic1 1 point2 points ago

No, I broke the dam chair

[–]ragingtomato 1 point2 points ago

Well... It's still a nice picture. Made me lol haha.

[–]flying-sheep 1 point2 points ago

the face has olympic quality

[–]BanditoRojo 0 points1 point ago

What does a skinny guy like that have to squeeze into the water below?

[–]zdognzl 1 point2 points ago

It would be even greater if your bed moved to break your fall

[–]pdnick 1 point2 points ago

Paranormal Activity V

[–]r_e_d_d_i_t 0 points1 point ago

Mary in the background couldn't save him.

[–]megansnotlistening 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who noticed the creepy- ass doll in the background?

[–]LawAbidingPolarBear 0 points1 point ago

When I first looked at this picture, missed the caption at the top and was scanning the background for some creepy shit. I was disappointed to not find anything. And this was in fact a picture of a scumbag chair.

[–]Jimbamacus 0 points1 point ago

This is gold, made me giggle like a little girl.

[–]quantumsheep 0 points1 point ago

[–]ed1w2ard 0 points1 point ago

You look like Tattoo from Fantasy Island (The Plane ! The Plane !)

[–]strineGreen 0 points1 point ago

Damn Chair, you had one job to do.

[–]miles5459 0 points1 point ago

Meerrrrrrm - merrrrm the chair broke

[–]UnstableChair 0 points1 point ago

IT WASN'T MY FAUT IM SO SORRY

[–]awesomeck 0 points1 point ago

So this is how a virgin looks like

[–]aoibee 0 points1 point ago

That bed looks so comfy!

[–]BayouDC 0 points1 point ago

Ray?

[–]Zeraphil 0 points1 point ago

Is that a creeper in the bathroom?

[–]fairwayks 0 points1 point ago

If the chair hadn't broken, how would this have been a "nice picture"? Place looks like a pit.

[–]jaydons 0 points1 point ago

What nice picture could you be taking in that scenery!?

[–]slipknot1408 0 points1 point ago

Nooooo mr chair

[–]Wazoisme 1 point2 points ago

This picture.....is awesome

[–]CaretaTheSwedishBro 0 points1 point ago

Troll level = Mr Chair

[–]CrackerJack23 0 points1 point ago

Chair Mode deactivated?

[–]Wazoisme 0 points1 point ago

This has made my day

[–]posts_fatty_stories 0 points1 point ago

>working in craft store

>cake decorating class going on in the demo room

>fat woman is so fat she breaks the folding pipe chair she is sitting on

>cannot get up

>has injured herself from the 18” fall to the ground

>has to be taken out on a stretcher by four paramedics

>i forget im at work and lol

>mfw half the people i work with think im a cunt for laughing at fat people

[–]Fellatioooohhh -2 points-1 points ago

4chan is the door behind the curtain my good sir. This is le reddit.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

and youre commenting on a repost from tumblr

a+ everyone

[–]supermonkey1313 1 point2 points ago

Mr. Chair!

[–]jacob5397 -2 points-1 points ago

might wanna lay off the cheeseburgers

[–]roboprophet 10 points11 points ago

Frig off, ricky

[–]iLander99 -1 points0 points ago

jacob.

[–]Face_Like_An_Onion 2 points3 points ago

Lay off man, I'm starving!!

[–]Babygurl_105228 -2 points-1 points ago

Made

[–]columbine -2 points-1 points ago

That wasn't funny.

[–]Fishooked 0 points1 point ago

It's the funniest post I've seen all day