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[–]XenophonTheBoss 29 points30 points ago

The facial hair on both makes the picture.. niiiice

[–]Captain_Redbeard 85 points86 points ago

[–]calicojones 37 points38 points ago

[–]GiPwner[S] 76 points77 points ago

[–]calicojones 17 points18 points ago

..your skills are progressing quickly, grasshopper.

[–]GRABOS 17 points18 points ago

is that grasshopper or grasShopper?

[–]supergalactic 1 point2 points ago

You. I like you.

[–]ryder09 0 points1 point ago

I cant be the only one who hates these pre formatted reddit sayings.

[–]okmkz 1 point2 points ago

Came here to say this.

[–]ryder09 0 points1 point ago

THIS

[–]ElCrusho 29 points30 points ago

[–]KarmaTornado 5 points6 points ago

Today, OP delivered.

[–]GiPwner[S] 4 points5 points ago

So I'm not a faggot?

[–]IMMENSELY_BRAVE 24 points25 points ago

Now, now, let's not overexaggerate here.

[–]I_stare 13 points14 points ago

◖|◔◡◉|◗ <Huuuuur

[–]Daved400 7 points8 points ago

Brilliant.

[–]Draggedaround -1 points0 points ago

I don't know how to hold all these... feels...

[–]GiPwner[S] 14 points15 points ago

Here is the original. If anyone is interested.

http://imgur.com/wFI2X

[–]Brif 13 points14 points ago

This looks weirder after seeing the faceswap first.

[–]evilbob 0 points1 point ago

Ha. Looking at the shopped one, I thought you had left the mouths and swapped the rest. Except for the facial hair on the baby.

[–]drunk_otter 40 points41 points ago

Looks surprising like Johnny Vegas.

[–]spawnofyanni 8 points9 points ago

PSA: If you haven't seen Dark Knight Rises, don't click on Ihatenigger's comment out of curiosity. Spoilerfest.

[–]chka 0 points1 point ago

That's pretty offensive.

The baby is much smarter than Johnny Vegas.

[–]3206 1 point2 points ago

Surprisingly.

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[–]amoore12 6 points7 points ago

I think John Blake is Nightwing

[–]Kicker_Of_Rabbits 4 points5 points ago

John Blake is batman. The recurring theme throughout the movies was that Batman was a symbol, anyone could be a hero. Bruce Wayne retired and left a new Batman in his place.

[–]CampinOrRugby_IHappy -2 points-1 points ago

If only they had played it differently for a Batman beyond movie with jgl as the new Batman and Jeff Bridges as Bruce Wayne. I know I know everyone wants Clint Eastwood but who doesn't love Jeff's voice?

[–]CampinOrRugby_IHappy 1 point2 points ago

Aww you seem upset little guy, what's wrong? Here have an up vote to help brighten your day.

[–]dipset33 4 points5 points ago

Wanna know something mindblowing? "Ihateniggers1999's" username suggests that he was born in 1999. And that is very possible as that would make him 13 years old.

Think about it... he was BORN in 1999.

[–]Mr_Freemon 2 points3 points ago

and if you rotate 1999 you get 6661. that means he was the first 666 child. FACT

[–]mach-2 0 points1 point ago

Are you pulling an "End of days" gimmick?

[–]CampinOrRugby_IHappy 1 point2 points ago

That's exactly what I thought when I read his username. It's a sad commentary on the youth of today if he really is......CURSE YOU XBOX LIVE!!!!!!

[–]ein1112 12 points13 points ago

Tyrion Lannister!?

[–]Shanhaevel 1 point2 points ago

A touch more handsome and younger here, I guess

[–]Satans_pro_tips 11 points12 points ago

This is bullshit. Babies can't tell time. The watch is definitely photoshopped.

[–]GiPwner[S] 5 points6 points ago

Putting in the watch was the hardest part of the whole thing.

[–]Dlever10 10 points11 points ago

There's my Chippy!

[–]steve3beatz 30 points31 points ago

http://manbabies.com/

Your Welcome.

[–]Residue 30 points31 points ago

Oh man, thanks, my welcome...

[–]Anonymous_Upvote 4 points5 points ago

That was quite ingenious! Come along, Welcome, we have work to do!

[–]tallkerry 6 points7 points ago

thanks! oh, sorry. you already "Your Welcome"d me from the future.

*it's "you're"

[–]VonBrewskie 2 points3 points ago

You're. You are.

EDIT: Spread the word. You're lucky to know that.

[–]vonDread 1 point2 points ago

That's the best thing I've seen since this.

[–]Cadaverlanche 1 point2 points ago

Well, that wasted an hour of my life. Thank you kind sir!

[–]yettibeats -3 points-2 points ago

YOUR kind disgusts me. Learn YOUR grammar you sick piece of crap.

[–]jailbaitjerry 5 points6 points ago

Neckbeard!

[–]GiPwner[S] 2 points3 points ago

The forehead was really hard since the child's is not visable.

[–]Captain_Redbeard 11 points12 points ago

How much time did you spend shading that upper lip?

[–]GiPwner[S] 3 points4 points ago

Whole thing only took about 15mins. I only started using Photoshop the day before yesterday so i have no idea how long it should take or how to do A LOT of things

[–]thats_a_risky_click 10 points11 points ago

I need you to create a GUI interface in visual basic stat.

[–]GiPwner[S] 2 points3 points ago

Tutorial link? Since I have no idea what that means.

[–]node_wrapper 5 points6 points ago

[–]buttlordZ -2 points-1 points ago

Saying "GUI interface" is like saying "ATM machine". THE "I" ALREADY STANDS FOR "INTERFACE" >:C

[–]Veyf 3 points4 points ago

That's the joke.

[–]buttlordZ 2 points3 points ago

I thought the goofy-looking angry emoticon made is clear I was just playing along :(

[–]Veyf 1 point2 points ago

I thought that was the case and was going to edit but had to rush off to work.

[–]retardrabbit 0 points1 point ago

Well, whatever, face swap is a success.

[–]GiPwner[S] 2 points3 points ago

Thanks.

[–]You_Dun_Been_Shopped -1 points0 points ago

Clone stamp is your friend http://i.imgur.com/5hxCU.png

[–]GiPwner[S] 1 point2 points ago

That's what I used, but even in that one you can see its still splotchy. Any way around that?

[–]You_Dun_Been_Shopped 5 points6 points ago

Select the forehead area, make a new layer with it (A). Duplicate (B).

Make sure A is on top, B is next, and the full pic is on the bottom

Apply a surface blur filter to layer A, just enough to blend everything together a little and hide the lines, but not so much that it's just coloured blob. You want as much detail as you can maintain while still having things look smooth.

Then just erase away any imperfect edge selections (like eyebrows/hair/eyes, those shouldn't have blur on them). Drop the opacity on the layer to ~60%-80% depending on how much blur you applied and how bad it needs smoothing. Flatten image

edit: There's also another (better) method of doing it, but it's a little more complicated. I learned it off some Russian vid, I think it might have even been posted here. Can't find it though T_T and too damn high to remember it XD involved Applying an Image with an offset of 128 to a slightly blurred layer.

edit 2: something like this: http://psd.tutsplus.com/tutorials/photo-effects-tutorials/quick-tip-how-to-smooth-skin-without-losing-texture-in-photoshop/, same effect except more control.

[–]GiPwner[S] 1 point2 points ago

Awesome, thanks I'll have a go at that with the next one.

[–]Snolidsteak 1 point2 points ago

Great success!!

[–]InsertDiscSeven 1 point2 points ago

I don't think I'd seen a baby with a neck beard before this day. Amazing.

[–]apachedan 0 points1 point ago

Teens of the future will have the most confusing childhood photos.

[–]Hellzapoppin 1 point2 points ago

Looks like your average redditor now. Immature neckbeard.

[–]redvelveteenrabbit 0 points1 point ago

The eyebrows do all the talkin'.

[–]Hamst3rdamn 0 points1 point ago

Ahhh!! Man bear pig!

[–]Obnoxiousdonkey 0 points1 point ago

I cant be the only one that sees Dan from the creatures on the right. Yes?

[–]IdoWhatiwant69 -1 points0 points ago

hes got quite a babyface if i do say so myself

[–]LilMaiden 0 points1 point ago

This is actually my favorite that I've seen

[–]GiPwner[S] 0 points1 point ago

Thank you.

[–]Onlythefinestwilldo 0 points1 point ago

Wait - why do they both have facial hair?

[–]GiPwner[S] 1 point2 points ago

lulz?

[–]ohwhoaslomo 0 points1 point ago

this was way better than the Dog the Bounty Hunter pun. awesome.

[–]HeadShootsSwags 0 points1 point ago

Awww! How cute. He has your eyes.

[–]data_err0r 0 points1 point ago

Can I see the original?

[–]THUNDERCUNTMOUNTAIN 0 points1 point ago

MY GOD

[–]Ocdrummer7271 0 points1 point ago

This is my favorite one ever. Thank you.

[–]CalamitousD 0 points1 point ago

That's horrifyingly mesmerizing.

[–]RedditsWhilePoops 0 points1 point ago

HODOR!

[–]seafood10 0 points1 point ago

Oh shit man, I am cruising AB on my IPad in bed and just pissed off my sleeping wife by laughing out loud.........

[–]rnpnkwsk 0 points1 point ago

There's my chippy.

[–]cakey138 0 points1 point ago

Awwww, there's my chippy.... http://imgur.com/yUIFi

[–]Binarytobis 0 points1 point ago

That is horrifying, congratulations.

[–]shickard 1 point2 points ago

You sir, are a natural

[–]I_Phucked_Yo_Bihh 0 points1 point ago

Lol you both had beards? Good, just work on the facial a bit more.

[–]pinkwaff1e 1 point2 points ago

It's so perfectly done I can't even tell the difference

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Is there a popular subreddit for this stuff?

[–]samTbutcher 1 point2 points ago

It's chippy!

[–]Chenodle 0 points1 point ago

That's hilarious, the facial expressions make the photo hahaha.XD

[–]__wwiii 0 points1 point ago

I hate you. I hate you all, bastards, who think this is funny.

It should be appreciated as cute (/r/aww).

[–]Haruhi_Fujioka 0 points1 point ago

So that's what Chum Lee looked like as a baby.

[–]negkarmafarmer 0 points1 point ago

Now how about a cum swap?

[–]markovitch 0 points1 point ago

That is a fine picture for a first attempt my good sir. In my country we call it "la chance du débutant".

[–]Chuckaluffagus 1 point2 points ago

Best. Ever.

[–]GiPwner[S] 0 points1 point ago

Why thank you. But most of the credit has to go to the subjects for the original image.

[–]LeHerpDerpson 0 points1 point ago

I wish there was an /r/faceswap where this stuff could be posted.

[–]meancommentredditor 0 points1 point ago

Congratulations, you made a retarded guy holding a midget hostage.

[–]Spangle101 1 point2 points ago

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

haha do you know these people?

[–]GiPwner[S] 1 point2 points ago

Yea, my best friend and his son.

[–]zuluthrone -1 points0 points ago

Does anyone else find these things uninteresting and uncomfortable?

[–]trehaag 0 points1 point ago

God I love that neck beard

[–]ohdalulz 0 points1 point ago

This may sound extremely weird but I have your sons hoodie....

[–]Dubbs330 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for disturbing baby face.

[–]Henkmeister -1 points0 points ago

[–]anordinaryperson 1 point2 points ago

and your last attempt, for the dignity of humanity.

[–]capt_0bvious -1 points0 points ago

Am I the only one who thinks this is creepy and not funny at all?

[–]JubilentElf94 2 points3 points ago

Yes

[–]PieterPlopplop 0 points1 point ago

You have succeeded.

[–]redyawl 0 points1 point ago

I see nothing wrong here

[–]jimbroof 0 points1 point ago

why the fuck are these still happening

[–]naffgorr 0 points1 point ago

The kid looks really "good", u know what i mean.. ;)

[–]deathdragon1987 0 points1 point ago

Verne Troyer has reached a new low

[–]downwitheggs 0 points1 point ago

HODOR!

[–]JubilentElf94 0 points1 point ago

Theres an app for that.

[–]grobarchik 0 points1 point ago

Tyrion?

[–]aer886 0 points1 point ago

best ever

[–]Borders 0 points1 point ago

Neck beard

[–]Fisherlife96 0 points1 point ago

Sweet baby grownup that's amazing

[–]fairwayks -1 points0 points ago

First one? Then I say quit while you're ahead.

[–]Blulady 0 points1 point ago

just made my day!

[–]ashtin_lane 0 points1 point ago

Where's my Chippy?

[–]OGBum -1 points0 points ago

r/faceswap

[–]Robazd 0 points1 point ago

well done sir

[–]klaq 0 points1 point ago

Tyrion and Varys

[–]sh2248 0 points1 point ago

Whys the "baby" doing duck face

[–]LtlAnalDwlngButtMnky 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of the Slitheen from Dr. Who.

[–]Owl_Time 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Master Blaster on vacation. Now who run barter town?

[–]PleaseEnd 0 points1 point ago

Looks normal to me.

[–]domo-loves-yoshi 0 points1 point ago

That is hilarious.

[–]pattyfire 0 points1 point ago

well done!

[–]Whybanme 0 points1 point ago

Daric Workman?

[–]klemkb 0 points1 point ago

that's jack black and kyle gass

[–]Rhaegar_ii 0 points1 point ago

What is Varrys doing holding tyrion like that?

[–]savs43 0 points1 point ago

Look at r/manbabies. You'll do well there

[–]Blainerss 0 points1 point ago

holy lolgasm

[–]Nesoc -1 points0 points ago

PHOTOSHOPPED

[–]SeasOfDisease 0 points1 point ago

That child now looks like Brian Peppers.

[–]Milbenhowzer -1 points0 points ago

[–]reasonableposter 0 points1 point ago

The neckbeard on the baby makes me giggle like a school girl.

[–]jdbrandley -1 points0 points ago

Something about baby face swaps makes me incredibly uncomfortable...I'm not sure if it's infatalizing the adult, or providing the infant facial hair...