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[–]v4p3d 94 points95 points ago

Chances are she didn't remember that you were on her facebook until you commented and then she was like "Oh yeah, I was hoping that I had already unfriended you."

[–]ICanBeAnyone 31 points32 points ago

Also chances you didn't annoy her with your "friendship", but your comment.

Can we please stop to use the word friendship as if it meant anything in a facebook context?

[–]hoobastain 7 points8 points ago

Or he's one of those people who feels the need to comment on nearly every single post you make.

[–]sietai 2 points3 points ago

"I'm being friendly! Why won't you love me back!?!"

[–]albatrawesome 2 points3 points ago

Or she has a really overly jealous boyfriend who would tweak out on her if he saw it.

[–]EL_DIABLOW 534 points535 points ago

sorry to be the bearer of bad news but judging by the information you provided i'm going to assume you're a pretty creepy guy.

[–]thisisaninch 247 points248 points ago

I'm a little worried, because a few hours ago I unfriended someone on facebook after they said something weird on my status. OP, if this is you, please don't tell girls to spread honey all over themselves.

[–]i_like_salad 135 points136 points ago

Oh bother.

[–]old_righty 25 points26 points ago

Did you get stuck in a hole again?

[–]threetimesabrady 41 points42 points ago

It puts the honey on its skin, or it gets the friend request again.

[–]thisisaninch 1 point2 points ago

Hahah, this made me laugh. :)

[–]Surf_Ninja 90 points91 points ago

yes

[–]PrinklyWenis 25 points26 points ago

The subtleness and timing of that one syllable word you used was ingenious.

[–]flying-sheep 21 points22 points ago

depends on the context. i’ve suggested that to several people already (male and female), because it’s fucking awesome to do it in a sauna.

the honey will be 100% non-sticky and liquid (like water), and your skin will just drink it. if you wait long enough for that to happen, and leave the sauna (and let your skin become dry before you shower) you’ll see that your skin is baby-soft, smells good, and is still not sticky. (this will not cease to be the case after showering)

PS: i mean it. IRL, many people don’t believe me, but i’m serious.

[–]Norrisemoe 14 points15 points ago

So I am going to do this one day. I am leaving this post here to find your post once I have performed said action and can then up or down vote you accurately.

Look forwards to editing this in the future.

[–]A_Mouse_In_Da_House 2 points3 points ago

And bookmarking to learn.your results...

[–]Sitron 4 points5 points ago

How long for the skin to drink my honey?

I have a sauna, and would like to try this

[–]flying-sheep 2 points3 points ago

hmm, it’s been too long that i can properly answer that. but not too long if you don’t overdo it, i guess.

[–]stareattheart 2 points3 points ago

I don't know, honey makes me nauseous.

[–]pistolwhipped 5 points6 points ago

I'm allergic to bees

[–]CaptainVulva 2 points3 points ago

I don't believe you. I haven't seen my skin drink anything in years.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

...im going to try this.... you may be ruining my day and my sauna.

[–]flying-sheep 1 point2 points ago

i won’t :)

[–]zoot_allures 0 points1 point ago

So as soon as you shower your skin goes from being nice to becoming sticky ?

[–]flying-sheep 1 point2 points ago

this will not cease to be the case after showering

i.e. no, it will stay nice. where should the sudden stickyness come from?

[–]jogaze 2 points3 points ago

But... But. Honey is awesome.

[–]WeForgotTheHarpoons 4 points5 points ago

Pretty idiotic to say that to a girl you're willing to have a friendship with.

[–]MauiWowieOwie 1 point2 points ago

Is maple syrup okay?

[–]FartingBob 28 points29 points ago

The comment was just "Last night i thought of you just before i came. Thank you x"

Perfectly nice friendly comment.

[–]susdev 29 points30 points ago

Yeah.... commenting "WOWZA, hot stuffff" on one of her holiday pics is not friendly

[–]TimeZarg 20 points21 points ago

Or rather, it's too friendly.

[–]jogaze 9 points10 points ago

[–]The_Serious_Account 39 points40 points ago

Yeah, let's be honest here.

OP, you want to fuck this girl. We know it, you know it and clearly she knows it.

[–]jenchan13 22 points23 points ago

Yep. Especially if you don't post on her wall at all and this is out of the blue.

[–]greeneyedguru 4 points5 points ago

it's equally possible that the girl is a cunt.

[–]thingsgotREAL 40 points41 points ago

i don't know about equally but yes it is possible

[–]thegreatwhitemenace 0 points1 point ago

if you want to talk about probability of things on the internet

you're gonna have a bad time

[–]nybbas 8 points9 points ago

So brave.

(am I doing this right? I am trying to be real brave here.)

[–]WouldCommentAgain 7 points8 points ago

Then she wasn't someone you'd want as a friend in the first place. Win.

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[–]Mothmanx 43 points44 points ago

what's the point of being friends with them then if you just expect people on your friends list to just be there and not even indirectly post on a status?

of course we don't the context to this specific case, but I don't think contributing to a status in a social manner can be a bad thing.

[–]Penisingpenisberry 23 points24 points ago

what's the point of being friends with them then

Higher friend numbers.

[–]Nightmathzombie 6 points7 points ago

True...but ultimately what's the point? OH! I have eleventy billion friends! I know 3 of them... I don't understand it but then again I'm a not a teenage girl either.

[–]SubTachyon 11 points12 points ago

THIS. I don't understand how someone can have 300+ friends on facebook and then bitch about them wanting to interact with you in some way. How old are you? 13? If you're bothered by it do what I did and just be friends with the 10-20 people that you ACTUALLY consider friends.

[–]TheNameILoved 49 points50 points ago

She probably just realized she had no idea who you are.

[–]Insignificant_Being 4 points5 points ago

Girls I don't even know always add me. It makes me feel so cool, even though I know they're just adding me to get more friends.

[–]StopDropAndBurn 5 points6 points ago

Your name seems fitting then.

[–]changone 106 points107 points ago

You wouldnt happen to be this guy would you?

[–]remshadez 73 points74 points ago

To be fair all of those posts seem fairly melodramatic, kinda had it coming. I mean she insulted men, all of them.

[–]Bangaa 65 points66 points ago

That guy is awesome.

[–]Rohan21166 18 points19 points ago

Shelly seems like a bitch...

[–]dancesformoney 21 points22 points ago

Blake just rules

plus what's with her ridiculous status? it's obvious he's just being ironic towards her suckiness

[–]menwithrobots 7 points8 points ago

She's probably an 18-twenties girl, have you ever seen one of their kinds' statuses?

[–]kernowbysvyken 27 points28 points ago

I didn't know they had facebook in the 1820s.

[–]A_Mouse_In_Da_House 2 points3 points ago

For a second I had rack city stuck in my head. Thank you for saving me

[–]Capitaahh 0 points1 point ago

Welp, now I do. Thanks!

[–]SirHodownAssClownIII 3 points4 points ago

OH YEAH

[–]nostalgicBadger 0 points1 point ago

He might be trolling her as an alternative to unsubscribing from her, which is the only other option, when somebody posts status updates like those. Otherwise, I didn't think his replies were much better, with the exception of the Kool-Aid one, which was awesome.

[–]drunk_otter 88 points89 points ago

How terrible for you. Who's prom photos are you going to fap to now?

[–]36535767 38 points39 points ago

Good thing he saved them.

[–]FRDUM_FOOF_SPETGH 16 points17 points ago

[–]CaptainVulva 7 points8 points ago

Aww, you made it heartwarming :)

[–]jaykins 2 points3 points ago

Ah man, you just made my heart leap.

[–]thereelsuperman 1 point2 points ago

And now she's Stop girl.

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[–]si1versmith 7 points8 points ago

here we have discovered the origin of the creepers

[–]TheMadMule 4 points5 points ago

Oh god that's brilliant. Do you have the entire video?

[–]JaronK 3 points4 points ago

I believe that's from Trigger Happy Television... best I can do on short notice and late night laziness.

[–]mr_coffee 25 points26 points ago

Sounds like you're in the creep zone friend.

[–]SeaDisciple 19 points20 points ago

I once got unfriended for having autism. I'm not even autistic

[–]a1579 11 points12 points ago

My brain is conflicted between hilarious and tragic. What to do, what to dooo...

[–]A_Mouse_In_Da_House 0 points1 point ago

We laugh, we cry, we live, we die...

[–]SeaDisciple 1 point2 points ago

At first it was tragic, but then I found out she is nuts so now it is hilarious.

[–]aspergers-hermit 0 points1 point ago

Many people don't know they are autistic. Autism varies greatly in "severity".

[–]Jpendragon 1 point2 points ago

........ so I might actually have a mild case? And I'm not a self-aware hypochondriac?

[–]aspergers-hermit 0 points1 point ago

Sorry it took me a while to respond. I had typed a response last night, but accidentally closed the tab before submitting.

Yes, many people don't find out until they are adults. These are usually people with aspergers, as other types of autism are more easily detected. Judging by your comment, you feel that you are awkward in social situations. You should read up on aspergers, take some online tests, visit an autistic forum such as wrongplanet.net, or possibly watch some youtube videos with people talking about their autistic condition. Lots of people are awkward, but there is a lot more to being autistic. Common symptoms include not reading/displaying facial expressions or body language, lack of empathy, repetitive speech or movements, lack of eye contact, sensory issues, and many more. If you take the tests and listen to what autistic people have to say about their life experiences, and you feel like you are similar to them, you might want to go see a professional. I hope this helps.

[–]Jpendragon 1 point2 points ago

Thanks, I'll look into it..

[–]pchieng 16 points17 points ago

Context would be nice, but sucks it happened.

[–]PagingDoctorLove 41 points42 points ago

This just happened to me today... me being the unfriending party.

I know I can't really make assumptions about what your "friendly comment" was, but I can tell you that before unfriending this dude I let him know that some of his comments were unwelcome and asked him to stop (multiple times). He then got abrasive and defensive, and wouldn't stop messaging me trying to get me to "explain" how his comments were "spam" (he does it often, basically, or will link to his own page for no reason).

Anyways, yeah... don't assume you're being friendly and that she's a bitch, she might have been legitimately bothered by you.

Either way, move on. You can find better friends.

[–]thisisaninch 7 points8 points ago

hahah, I saw this and thought the same thing. I unfriended a fairly creepy guy today.

[–]smashoomph 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, from the other side... I've had guys I've met once add me on Facebook and then reply to every single thing I post for months.

Eventually it gets to the point where I hardly remember who they are, how we met, or why they insist on commenting 4 minutes after everything I put up.

[–]Jpendragon 0 points1 point ago

That's interesting. I remember a time when after I would meet someone (male or female) I would add them on facebook so I would remember their name (bad with names). Usually if I wanted to actually build a rapport with them, I do so by commenting (in a somewhat witty fashion if I can) on their posts.

I apologize for my overuse of parentheses. :)

[–]smashoomph 1 point2 points ago

I have people like that too and I don't mind. But "hahaha lol" doesn't strike much of a rapport with me the first or hundredth time.

[–]Jpendragon 0 points1 point ago

Okay, that's fair. If I'm just gonna say that, I prefer to like the post instead. Saves time.

[–]Aeyther13 22 points23 points ago

Be honest, you don't want friendship OP

[–]ICANSEEYOUFAPPING 14 points15 points ago

I feel bad because I've done this before. But honestly the majority of the time i delete guys that are trying too hard to pull off that ass-hole sarcastic but 'funny' comment, and it just reminds me that i don't know them.

I do post a lot of shit that would traditionally/stereotypically only interest girls/is directed at my girlfriends though so... I don't know why guys feel the need to make a comment pointing out how ridiculous and foreign the things i do are to them.

[–]Thoraxe 3 points4 points ago

Having FB friends that you don't really know is pretty much the whole problem with FB.

[–]ICANSEEYOUFAPPING 0 points1 point ago

Exactly, like some high school people add me and i have no idea who they are but sometimes through facebook we actually get to know each other and its awesome. On the other hand some people who were my friends wind up becoming complete strangers yet I can't delete them because of our history.

When it comes to ex coworkers though, those are privy to deletion because its just a different relationship.

[–]confusedcactus420 6 points7 points ago

cool story bro

[–]crackpriest 15 points16 points ago

You were actually able to figure out that she "unfriended" you after commenting? I have no idea how you could do that unless you visit her page often or constantly monitor your friend count. Maybe you went back for a quick fap sesh and realized you didn't have access to her information? I don't know...sounds like a pretty awkward situation.

[–]Ragnara 1 point2 points ago

[–]Thrice_Eye 0 points1 point ago

Some people care way too much. That being said I may use this later...for science.

[–]MHath 0 points1 point ago

or he went to see the other comments on her status and noticed?

[–]KingOCarrotFlowers 45 points46 points ago

I'm sorry, but is "creepy" spelt "friendly" where you're from?

[–]std4ym 10 points11 points ago

Call her and ask why she unfriended you. If you can't do that then you were never "friends."

[–]pieguyfly 2 points3 points ago

If she hangs up, just poke your head in her bedroom window and ask: "Hey there buddy! I think you accidentally clicked the unfriend button when you were liking one of my statuses!"

[–]Stanrock 29 points30 points ago

How did you know she unfriended you? You aren't notified about such things. This must mean you were actively checking her page/that post. That's creepy.

[–]p67smb 6 points7 points ago

The Social Fixer plugin notifies you when you've been unfriended (among other things)

[–]shutyourgob 3 points4 points ago

That's still creepy.

[–]p67smb 0 points1 point ago

Didn't say that it was or wasn't. Just pointing out that you don't have to be breathing heavily while refreshing the page on someone's facebook profile pic to find out that you've been unfriended.

[–]4chanwarning 1 point2 points ago

Pretty sure if you have that installed you're creepy.

[–]Stanrock 1 point2 points ago

Did not know that.

[–]Pazon 4 points5 points ago

It's creepy to check a post you commented on, to see how the comment was received (by her or whomever)?

[–]revengetothetune 6 points7 points ago

If anyone replies to, or likes your comment, Facebook notifies you.

[–]Stanrock 0 points1 point ago

You are notified of responses to your comment. If you get a notification, then no it's not. If she unfriends you, without replying, then you wouldn't. If she unfriends you but replies first, that's a little different.

[–]itsokimaplumber 1 point2 points ago

There is an app for that for the iPhone as well as greasemonkey plugins.

[–]ArbitraryIndigo 0 points1 point ago

How would you not notice if someone unfriended you, unless you're one of those people that have way more people than you could possibly actually know on your Facebook?

[–]Stanrock 1 point2 points ago

I've never noticed anyone unfriending me, though I'm sure it's happened. If I don't check their page I wouldn't know who it was even if I did know my friend count was down, which I wouldn't, because I don't know that number.

[–]sleuth_hound 8 points9 points ago

One time a guy four years older than me added me on Facebook. He seemed friendly and otherwise fine up until I posted a status about going to work at a local diner. It was about half an hour after I posted it that he came in- looking at me and waving as if we had been friends forever. Mind you, my own friends hadn't been in to visit me yet. My co-workers asked if he was my boyfriend or something. It was terribly embarrassing and creepy- not to mention my real boyfriend who came in only an hour after wasn't pleased.

YOU CAN BE TOO FRIENDLY. We're young women and we're supposed to be a little guarded- if you're oblivious to that we assume something is wrong.

[–]Sabmac 3 points4 points ago

Oh god what the fuck

[–]MagicSPA 27 points28 points ago

I sympathise with the OP, and am going to give him the benefit of the doubt. I find chicks can be the same way sometimes.

Just recently I was in a bar talking at a table and some acquaintances turned up - flat-mates of friends that I'd met at parties and so on. I was on my way to the john and said to one of them "Hi, Louise - looking great tonight!" and expected it to be shrugged off as social 'noise' as I walked by, otherwise not paying her much attention.

Her reaction, however, was as if I'd tried to actually sleaze on her. Her mouth dropped open (a little theatrically), she followed me with her eyes and asked, in a scandalised-sounding voice, "Why don't you tell Alex (the guy she'd arrived with, standing right nearby) that as well?!"

So, bemused but good-naturedly, I did as she requested. I turned to the guy and said jovially "Hi, Alex! You ALSO look great tonight - good to see you!" He smiled and nodded gratefully - I'd always gotten on well with Alex, even though we weren't close friends.

With that done I went to the john, and got nothing but shitty body language from this chick all night, even when I was plainly paying her no significant attention and was immersed in conversation with other people - including girls, none of whom I had any intention of hitting on.

Sure, people can be 'creepy' without knowing it, but it's also a problem that you can't always tell what's going through someone else's head. I have no doubt that if I'd walked past that chick without a word she'd have been perfectly capable of doing the theatrical reaction and accuse me of 'snubbing' her. If someone really WANTS to be a drama-queen, find excitement or conflict in a situation that doesn't really warrant it, or accuse you of SOMETHING, in my experience, they'll find a way.

[–]dinosauria_nervosa 8 points9 points ago

You know what? Fuck it. I like compliments. I work with a lot of stereotypical "nerds" and whenever one of them pays me a compliment, I don't assume he's a "creeper," I just say "Aw, thank you."

I've seen too many girls act like there is something wrong with being paid a compliment, just because the guy isn't some Adonis. People should just take things in the spirit they are given and not make assumptions about the intent. It's just as likely that he's a) not interested, or b) knows you aren't interested, and is just trying to acknowledge the fact that you look nice today.

I'm sorry this girl unleashed her drama on you.

Edit: punctuation.

[–]MagicSPA 2 points3 points ago

Thanks, but it's the OP I feel sorry for. This whole thing sounds like it's new to him.

[–]dinosauria_nervosa 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, true. Your story just riled me up a bit because it reminds me of some women I work with.

[–]Throw_It_Away_JEEZ 2 points3 points ago

Fuckin' A.

[–]mackinoncougars 3 points4 points ago

I can understand that, I have a bunch of people I've been facebook friends with for like 3 years and never said a word to them. So if I decided to actually reply to a comment not made directly to me, or vice versa, it would be just feel weird, awkward, and invasive.

[–]Zaiton 2 points3 points ago

Hello Blake!

[–]ipoopgreatness 2 points3 points ago

Fuck her. Drive on, and stop bitching about it on the Internet.

[–]Fatbeerguy 2 points3 points ago

I'm sure you'll live.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

Damn, you guys will get mad about anything....

[–]chaklong 2 points3 points ago

Except cats. Reddit loves cats. The internet loves cats.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

That's funny because they're all pussy deprived.

[–]strapt313 29 points30 points ago

What if I told you no one gives a shit about what happened with you on facebook?

[–]I_AM_NOT_A_TAMPON 29 points30 points ago

What about the 700 people that have upvoted thus far

[–]billet 16 points17 points ago

Just fans of The Office

[–]curt93 2 points3 points ago

Are you a tampon?

[–]TheShowsNotOver 1 point2 points ago

I think it may just be

[–]old_rebel_yeller 0 points1 point ago

Charles, is that you again?

[–]TypicalBetaNeckbeard 3 points4 points ago

Why reply then? Or are you just bandwagoning along with the most popular comments?

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

OMG Ashley who's Ghaleon, did we go to high school with him? He actually commented on one of my post... Ewww hes gross I would unfriend him if I were you.

[–]julesasner-dt 3 points4 points ago

Ed helms always tries to play the lovable dork in every role he does. I think his character is kind of offputting and needy. Dont really like it.

[–]LlamaLlamaPingPong 1 point2 points ago

Watching him in any movie/tv show makes me so uncomfortable and I didn't understand why. Now I know, it's the needy qualities that skeeve me out.

[–]CaptainVulva 0 points1 point ago

I never thought of it as him trying to play lovable, but I guess that makes sense. He definitely isn't achieving the lovable part.

[–]ryanskewl 2 points3 points ago

I don't think "Tits or GTFO" is a friendly comment.

[–]Danez 1 point2 points ago

"friendly"

[–]Adjecticve_Noun 2 points3 points ago

If that happens often enough that you make a complaint about it, I would revise your faceebook etiquette

[–]mrcwise 2 points3 points ago

She probably made the right call.

[–]arcademachin3 0 points1 point ago

Delete Facebook already, it's not cool anymore

[–]ravendta 5 points6 points ago

Ah! So I should no longer keep in touch easily and often with my friends and family in far away places because certain members of society have deemed it to be no longer "cool"? ಠ_ಠ

[–]arcademachin3 5 points6 points ago

Perhaps a longer response? I tried to relate to you based on what I thought your age was. My bad. Facebook is much worse than "uncool." It is unhealthy and rapes your privacy.

I've worked in digital marketing for 10 years. I've never seen such a data greedy company. Whenever you "like" something, Facebook not only sells that data but it trots it out in front of your friends to sell more shit. They also screw their advertisers by encouraging them to invest in content and advertising, but only allow access to a fraction of the audience they have paid to reach. Why? Because they have convinced so many people to subscribe to so much shit, they can't even promise advertisers that you will be looking at their product for more than a few seconds.

So Facebook tells brands to be cool. They tell corporations to make cool, engaging content so you will like them. They want you to be cool and like stuff. It's one big coolfest party with red party cups and hoodies. Right?

But here is the truth: none of this shit is cool. When you comment, post, and like you are not connecting with people at all. You are feeding into a crowded barnyard of thrashing corporate animals all trying to sell you something. And Facebook is in way over its head trying to keep the thing afloat.

It won't be long before users and brands abandon it. Just take a look at the stock price over the last few months.

And lastly, keeping in touch takes work. It's not supposed to be easy.

I don't know where you are but it's Saturday morning on the east coast. Why not write someone an actual letter and spend money on a stamp? Drop it in the mail on Monday morning and wait. Yeah, wait like in the olden days.

You could even write an email. Because when you make an effort to connect, and it's not easy at all. That is cool.

[–]ravendta 4 points5 points ago

Uhm, I won't argue with the privacy stuff even though I really don't care about it. But you lost me at "keeping in touch isn't supposed to be easy."

I'm 32 years old. Right up through my high school years, just making a long-distance call for any reasonable amount of time cost a fortune. Email was a helpful alternative.

Due to various circumstances, I moved 900 miles away from home three years ago. Facebook has been an extremely useful method of keeping in daily contact with my mother, my sister, my cousins, and my friends back home. Why mail paper letters when Facebook can give near constant contact on a daily basis?

Don't knock it just because it ain't your cup of tea. One man's desert is another man's oasis.

I get the feeling that you are or at one time were a united states postal worker who is a bit bitter about the amount of business the Internet has taken via email and social media.

[–]artsandsciences 1 point2 points ago

Damn. I knew it was bad, but I didn't know it was quite this bad, as far as the data/marketing aspect.

[–]Official_answer 0 points1 point ago

How did you think facebook made money?

[–]artsandsciences 0 points1 point ago

Like that, of course; I just hadn't stopped to think about how pervasive it would be.

[–]tonenine 2 points3 points ago

When you forge a friendship with a button push you should have low expectations on the validity and depth of the friendship. The stupid ass Venza commercial where the woman says I have 687 friends, no you don't idiot, nobody can have that many "real friends". Friendships require maintenance and mutual work maybe that's why your smarter parents have lesss friends, now hand over the keys to the Venza and go get a Jay Oh Bee.

[–]unnecessarily_mean 0 points1 point ago

Damn, you must be super creepy.

[–]hedgecore77 2 points3 points ago

How did you know she unfriended you right after that comment was made? Did you go back and check repeatedly for replies? Is your friends list extremely short? Do you see what I'm getting at?

[–]gender_bot 5 points6 points ago

I identified one face in this photo

Face 1:
* 96% confidence that this is a correctly identified face
* Gender is male with 57% confidence
* Approximate Age is 37 with 95% confidence
* Persons mood is angry with 55% confidence
* Persons lips are sealed with 82% confidence

Would you like to know more about me? /r/gender_bot

[–]Koldik 3 points4 points ago

Age is 37

Seems Legit

[–]whtrbt 1 point2 points ago

I know, 95% confidence of age, but only 57% confident of gender?

[–]learntofart 4 points5 points ago

Welcome to the age where any friendly gesture is met with a defensive attitude and considered creepy if not in line with a person's direct interest. Just look at it this way: If that's really their reaction, they weren't worth your time anyway and you just got set free. High five yourself in the mirror then make a petty nihilist post about that person on your FB. You're no longer friends, so you can say they're the reincarnation of Mothra on your statuses for all they care.

[–]dinosauria_nervosa 2 points3 points ago

Why can't we all just be nice to each other? Fuck.

[–]josephanthony 2 points3 points ago

What if I told you, that teenage girls don't 'friend' people because they want to interact with them; but rather because they have a deep need to have as high a number of 'friends' as possible, so as to appear 'popular'.

[–]amazing1ne 4 points5 points ago

Sucks man. I bet she's one of those annoying twats who overuses the word creep. "OMGG HE LIKED MY PROFILE PIC WAT A CREEP!! CREEPY!! CREEPY CREEP!!"

[–]Meditato 32 points33 points ago

Nowadays, "creep" is often synonymous with "ugly guy who I don't want showing interest in me" or "Aspergers".

I wish we'd save the word "creep" for pedophiles in vans and the like.

[–]Eudaimonics 2 points3 points ago

Which is really horrible, because the word always has worse connotations than whomever said it actually meant.

I read somewhere cunt is the worse thing you can call a woman, and calling a guy creepy is the worse thing you can say to him.

[–]Official_answer 0 points1 point ago

How the hell would "cunt" be the worst insult? It's completely generic, there's no information conveyed whatsoever (it can even be said to guys).

Atleast with "bitch" or "slut" you have connotations like promiscuous, manipulative etc. I don't get it.

[–]Nightmathzombie 6 points7 points ago

Rule 1: Be attractive....

[–]pulled -1 points0 points ago

If I'm showing obvious signs of disinterest and you just. Don't. Get. It, you ARE a creep.

[–]Official_answer 1 point2 points ago

Yes, if. People always think their "signs" are "obvious" when really they would, at best, work on someone who is actively looking for them. And don't call me autistic, I'm a highly empathetic person. I'm speaking from personal experience on both sides of the fence, and see it happening between other people around me aswell. If someone's bothering you WORDS are a proven method to take care of that problem.

[–]pulled -1 points0 points ago

Words frequently escalate the interaction into a confrontation, so you'll forgive me for not wanting to risk it.

[–]Meditato 0 points1 point ago

If you're not willing to say anything, then you have no grounds to call anyone a creep.

[–]pulled -1 points0 points ago

I'm talking here about men who show repeated vague jokey hints of interest (so they can play them off as jokes if rejected) and then demand that I respond with direct rejection. Screw that. You be direct, I'll be direct. But if you are going to play the game of flirting, and don't respond appropriately to indicators of disinterest, that is creepy. It is also scary, because a person who doesn't acknowledge or respond to ” no” (spoken or nonverbal) is not a personI want to be alone in a sexual -or hell, a nonsexual -situation with, ever.

[–]Meditato 1 point2 points ago

So now you're rationalizing your dislike of direct confrontation by fearmongering yourself into not doing so? Most of those guys just don't understand social interaction. If you just tell them to drop the veiled flirty hints, 99% of them will stop. You're vastly overestimating the danger. Awkward, bothersome men are not going to kidnap you if you're straight with them. If in doubt, have the talk with someone else present.

[–]Official_answer 0 points1 point ago

There is no such thing as a "non-verbal no", no is a word. When feminist groups encourage young girls to "say no" they don't mean "use body language to vaguely hint at disinterest", I hope we can agree on that.

Moving on, first of all I can totally relate to the scenario which you paint. Of course it sucks when people "can't take a hint" but it's a fact that you could confront them and they most likely would stop if you did. If they don't stop then it was worth the try any way, you have nothing to lose.

Secondly, I read the rest of your exchange with Meditato, two points:

A) Going off on the "victim blame" tangent is nothing but a cheap distraction and you should feel bad. Neither of us are blaming you/anyone for someone else's actions, just don't act like you're helpless. It's not your fault that they keep bothering you but it's also clearly not their fault that you won't confront them. Confrontations are a price of freedom, the alternative would be outlawing flirting and if that ever happens I will cut all ties to society and become a hunter gatherer in the wilderness. Sexual repression is not a sign of culture, it's a sign of self-loathing denial and Americans need to face their fucking demons (don't take this part personally).

B) The repetition of "obvious signs" in your last comment annoyed me. You still haven't defined that term, it's meaningless until you do so.

[–]blivet 0 points1 point ago

It's possible to be polite while using words.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

OP is probably a creep

[–]personrev8 1 point2 points ago

How I feel when I talk to people that claim to be my friends -- oh wait, what friends? All I will get is Reddit and Reddit is all I have.

[–]fuckyouthrowback 1 point2 points ago

Facebook problems! OMFG!

[–]wallieburger 0 points1 point ago

I saw pretty much this exact post a couple days ago. Like same title and pic. shaaaame.

[–]i_like_salad 0 points1 point ago

Are you Blake? Tell Shelly you're sorry.

[–]jkkidding 0 points1 point ago

[–]Torncano 1 point2 points ago

Hey, just listen. I forgot to tell you the plan for this Saturday. You, me, bar, beers, buzzed, wings, shots, drunk, waitresses hot, football Cornell/Hosfstra, slaughter, then quick nap at my place and then we hit the tizzown.

[–]NurseLindsay 1 point2 points ago

I think the more important question that needs to be asked here is, how many times, exactly, did you comment (in a friendly manner of course) on her posts? Once would not usually result in an unfriending. Repeated occurences would most certainly result in an unfriending.

[–]WateryPenisButter 0 points1 point ago

20 different times...

[–]dusmeyedin 0 points1 point ago

If this still is from Cedar Rapids, I can't wait until the Alia Shawkat single best line in the movie becomes a meme.

You know the one I'm talking about.

[–]Official_answer 0 points1 point ago

Saw the movie last week and I have no idea what you mean.

[–]moojah 0 points1 point ago

When I was on fb I inadvertently offended somebody about something at some point, apparently.

[–]popzikletoe 0 points1 point ago

most likely you said something that embarrassed her in her minds eye to the friends she is submissive towards.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

On reddit, "friendly" tends to mean either a rape or dead baby joke. Which was it, OP?

[–]wotif -1 points0 points ago

"Just so you know, there is no God and all of your beliefS are retarded."

[–]cloud_watcher 1 point2 points ago

Why accept a friend request from someone in the first place if you don't want them commenting on your status?

[–]easyeight 0 points1 point ago

I miss creepy Andy.

[–]Fleshgod 1 point2 points ago

"No resposts, if you didn't make it, don't post it."

[–]imbadwithusernames 0 points1 point ago

... This was posted within the hour of me deleting someone... Hi Simon? To be fair he was twice my age and despite the fact I'm an adult (albeit a young one) my mum made me delete him.

[–]McPanther 0 points1 point ago

you were obviously trying to bang her. Who says nice things to people if they don't want sex?

[–]JonLR 0 points1 point ago

Haha, can't really blame her. Go to 2XC and see the kind of shit girls are being taught these days. Any act of kindness or being friendly is seen as trying to get in her pants.

Be a jerk to a girl? "Oh, he's negging you to try and get in your pants!" Be nice? "Oh, he's pretending to be a 'nice guy', but he's really only doing it to get in your pants!"

Thankfully, there are still some girls who realize that guys can be nice without ulterior motives.

[–]Pootis_Spenser 0 points1 point ago

that usually means you're ugly/weird

[–]Bernardozila 0 points1 point ago

I did that to a girl once: I corrected her status (it said West minister instead of Westminster). She deleted the comment.

[–]thegreatwhitemenace 0 points1 point ago

this is the dumbest first world problem of all

[–]RPrevolution 0 points1 point ago

Friendly like "nice legs, do you use nair? Hohoho"?

[–]Bobbyeggertonson 1 point2 points ago

Dear girls, quit friending/accepting friend requests from "creepy" dudes you don't know. You bring this upon yourselves.

[–]old_rebel_yeller -1 points0 points ago

But doesn't everyone need a handful of people they can reject when they're feeling rejected so that they can still feel like they're part of some in crowd?

[–]moofunk 1 point2 points ago

This is what drives me nuts with Facebook. Not so much inane comments, but winning or losing "friendships" at the click of a button.

[–]Xaguta 1 point2 points ago

Is that a problem you have with Facebook or overly dramatic assholes on Facebook?

EDIT: I guess I see the appeal in a website that has you prove your friendship by doing a bunch of menial tasks.

[–]shinypig -1 points0 points ago

Fuck that cunt.