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[–]SydTheDrunk 41 points42 points ago

I doubt women are lining up to date some guy that takes pictures of them when they aren't looking.

[–]Hashrick 20 points21 points ago

One less stalker to creep

[–]EyeGifUp 1 point2 points ago

And I doubt they know.

[–]h4mi 15 points16 points ago

This got shamelessly reposted :( http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/yncmm/which_one_of_you_is_this/ Upvoted this one, downvoted the other. Justice has been served, in a small amount.

[–]Of_Monsters 0 points1 point ago

Seems it's all in how the headline is worded that gets the votes.

[–]raleigh15gotbanned 7 points8 points ago

Did you ask her the question ?

[–]FishWash 9 points10 points ago

"U-uh...er, w-wh-gasp-en does...blurf NARWHAL wheeze b-b-ba-b-BACON!"

[–]narison 3 points4 points ago

I'd date that right there on that counter. Then scram!

[–]LaughKookaburra 3 points4 points ago

You want fries with that?

[–]Professorwaffle 1 point2 points ago

Supersize me!

[–]marrockon 4 points5 points ago

It's reddit...that leaves us with no girls dude.

[–]different77 2 points3 points ago

wow! that's just fuckin' cool. btw-this is just more karma from someone who called out a re-poster. just givin' props.

[–]Leonoxide 0 points1 point ago

I wonder where she got that from.

[–]joyfield 0 points1 point ago

...and one more for me then i guess.

[–]hockeychris10 0 points1 point ago

Redditors aren't the only people that use rage faces.

[–]ghoti023 0 points1 point ago

This is the worst dress I have ever seen.

[–]cheapdvds 0 points1 point ago

Oh man, no girl has come forward to claim the prize?

[–]46966 0 points1 point ago

I dress better than that. Trust me, this is saying something.

[–]blakecantswim 0 points1 point ago

Kill it before it lays eggs.

[–]LeCrushinator -2 points-1 points ago

I've seen girls before that we're trolls, but this is on a whole different level.

[–]zombiekillinbabe -1 points0 points ago

can you buy really buy this dress?

[–]TomHardon -3 points-2 points ago

Yes, your title confused me... Mine would have said "two girls less, on that dress, would be best"