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[–]XenophonTheBoss 23 points24 points ago

Now give him what he wants so he can stop hating you for a few seconds while he occupies himself with what you gave him.

[–]meepmarshmallow[S] 20 points21 points ago

Im sorry if this is in fact a repost, I've never seen it before. :( and about the "Thats" in the title, I realized just after I posted it. IM SO SORRY FOR LETTING YOU GUYS DOWN!

[–]Epiicuros 9 points10 points ago

If reddit had no reposts there would be no posts.

[–]JonFawkes 1 point2 points ago

But who would have posted the first thing so it could be reposted?

[–]jackskier 0 points1 point ago

I'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens

[–]RafTheKillJoy 0 points1 point ago

There for almost only OC would be here.

[–]Epiicuros 0 points1 point ago

4chan

[–]yostevo052 0 points1 point ago

Finally somebody with some sense...

[–]dylanroo 1 point2 points ago

That's right!! Feel it buurrrnn

[–]BobHope4477 1 point2 points ago

Ive never seen it before so thanks for the laugh

[–]ansate 2 points3 points ago

Bah! Cats don't deign to hate.

[–]Second_Foundationeer 2 points3 points ago

Cats just don't care about us lower life forms. They nothing us.

[–]Kiliang 10 points11 points ago

Thank you for not posting this in /r/athiesm

[–]Terminz 12 points13 points ago

Doesn't matter; the athiests will find it.

[–]Satans_pro_tips 1 point2 points ago

Fuck athei...uh...there aren't any here yet, are there?...Ok.

Fuck atheists!

[–]tomsawyer101 5 points6 points ago

Pfft, this was posted on /r/atheism months ago

[–]Zylox 0 points1 point ago

I was about to suggest that op do just that, it would please many.

[–]RafTheKillJoy 0 points1 point ago

It already has touched /r/atheism and pleased it well.

[–]Terminz 2 points3 points ago

Get him occupied with string, picture, post on r/aww, then he loves you because you got him karma for his 9 lives.

[–]LMST 2 points3 points ago

That's a cat... And a repost.

[–]motoXkidd 2 points3 points ago

Seriously

[–]cursed_chaos 3 points4 points ago

srsly

[–]Statatory_ape2312 0 points1 point ago

Furr real

[–]klasted 2 points3 points ago

stop it meow

[–]overly_familiar 0 points1 point ago

Cat penis.

[–]carloser 1 point2 points ago

This is my desktop wallpaper!!!

[–]GalacticRenekton 1 point2 points ago

One of my cats love me... I think

[–]psychoticapes 1 point2 points ago

One of my cats tolerates me... I think. FTFY.

[–]anthrocide 0 points1 point ago

that's why I give cats a reason to hate me

[–]MIKarlsen 0 points1 point ago

[–]StarHat 0 points1 point ago

But, umm...DOGS! Let the downvotes begin. :'(

[–]doluto 0 points1 point ago

As a cat, I can confirm this.

[–]Wilzork 0 points1 point ago

NO THEY LOVE ME!

[–]Loewchen 0 points1 point ago

Interestingly, this statement is racist.

[–]dario1977 0 points1 point ago

the worst dog is better than the best cat

[–]NotSoSlenderMan 0 points1 point ago

TIL I am a cat.

[–]golantrevize 0 points1 point ago

my girlfriend after I read this out to her: oh baby, hang on, I wanna look at him. Oooh so cute.

[–]Pants_Off_Dance_Off_ 0 points1 point ago

This is why Fuck Cats

[–]A_Giant_midget 0 points1 point ago

DOGS!

[–]Raving_Optimist -4 points-3 points ago

Repost

[–]tomsawyer101 0 points1 point ago

You say that so negatively

[–]StarHat 2 points3 points ago

You might just have taken it negatively?

[–]Raving_Optimist 1 point2 points ago

No negatives my dear! Just letting you know it's been here before... Cracked me up the first time I saw it! I thought of its as a public service announcement :-)

[–]tomsawyer101 1 point2 points ago

There's the optimism I love!

[–]aazav -1 points0 points ago

That's*

That's = that is or that has.

Try not to fuck up the first word in your post.

[–]TigerWylde -1 points0 points ago

a repost with a shittier picture without the evil looking cat. grr

[–]Spiritjump -2 points-1 points ago

I did not downvote this post because it isn't funny, an apostrophe is missing in the title or because it's in Times New Roman.

I downvoted it because it is a repost.

[–]mwmwmwmwmmdw -3 points-2 points ago

look son a repost!

[–]Fatoast -3 points-2 points ago

And I hate this because it is a repost

[–]Feynx -3 points-2 points ago

I know what the cat does hate. This cat hates his picture becoming a repost.