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My attempts at CLOP. (imgur.com)

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[–]skraptastic 14 points15 points ago

I laughed...then thought "That poor horse". It has got to hurt to land like that.

[–]Blehgopie 2 points3 points ago

I consider it a 2-for-1 deal at the schadenfreude sale.

[–]Chubbstock 2 points3 points ago

scootin fruity

[–]V2Blast 0 points1 point ago

I knew that sounded familiar.

[–]dave_casa 7 points8 points ago

Horse people, the fuck happened?

[–]Nightfalls 8 points9 points ago

Simply put, the idiot pulled back too hard on the reins, pulling the horse's head back and up more and more. Seems like a bit of a poorly-trained horse, and in its attempt to buck its rider, it jumped without good footing (hooving?) and this happened.

He seems to have done everything wrong possible in this instance. He kept pulling back hard on the reins, squeezed his boots into the horse's sides, and panicked.

[–]holycowbatman 2 points3 points ago

I thought it was just a poorly attempted backflip.

[–]Nightfalls 2 points3 points ago

Poorly executed at least.

[–]holycowbatman 1 point2 points ago

He'll never be a world class diving horse with that technique.

[–]Nightfalls 2 points3 points ago

He could win a lot of rodeos with that suplex though.

[–]dave_casa 0 points1 point ago

Every time I've ridden a horse (probably less than a dozen times total), it's been more of "hey man, if you don't mind could you head to the right, but if you don't want to that's okay too". Pissing off an animal which weighs 1000 pounds more than you just seems like a bad idea.

[–]Nightfalls 0 points1 point ago

I'm like you. I haven't had much experience riding, though I have had some. One big thing you have to get when you're a big-time rider is that the horse is a domesticated animal and it requires a steady, stern hand You really shouldn't be asking it to go the way you want, you should be telling it. You have to have confidence in what you're doing, for that. The horse WILL try to take command, and it WILL scare the living crap out of anyone who doesn't hold onto command.

I've seen plenty of playdays and jr. rodeos where the riders were inexperienced and scared. The horses can feel that. More than pissing off an animal that weighs 1,000 pounds more than you, you really don't want to scare an animal that weighs 1,000 pounds than you while you're sitting on top of it.

[–]Bubbabeba 3 points4 points ago

Very funny land totally awesome happy making friendly time link.

THANKS

[–]Strid3r21 3 points4 points ago

I laughed way harder than I should have at this. Have an up vote good sir.

[–]Kuonji 11 points12 points ago

I'm a hoooorse!

[–]V2Blast[M] 3 points4 points ago

"Related" means that posts must contain gaming-related content in the link/post body, not just a "forced" connection via the title or a caption added to the content.

[–]Curiosity_man 2 points3 points ago

I really don't get how people, don't understand this...

[–]V2Blast 0 points1 point ago

Some people just don't read the rules...

[–]Cptnwalrus 2 points3 points ago

So everyone is now using a photo from that "animals are dumb" album posted earlier and submitting them separately as reaction gifs? Is that's what's going on?

[–]holycowbatman 0 points1 point ago

Wait, what? How the fuck did i miss out on this?

[–]GeekPlaya 0 points1 point ago

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing. Give it a -- "SHIT!"

[–]MrKrazybones 2 points3 points ago

Give it a shit?

[–]GeekPlaya 0 points1 point ago

:( I thought my comment was understandable...

[–]dgd765 -3 points-2 points ago

i laugh everytime, upvote for you sir

[–]GeekPlaya 2 points3 points ago

Oh my god, you didn't just say that.

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[–]bumblebeesscareme -3 points-2 points ago

Cunt.

[–]njensen -3 points-2 points ago

Nigger bitch.

[–]illevator -4 points-3 points ago

Shit!

To think I coulda pulled this outta that dumb animal gif post earlier and reaped all this karma... You sir, are more clever than I.

Although, to my credit, I don't thieve shit in the name of some number on some website profile. Unoriginality is analogous to being dead, IMHO.

PS I'm a fucking blast at parties.

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