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[–]Ilikezragecomics 28 points29 points ago

Wow can't believe how often this got reposted.

[–]WaveEquation 1 point2 points ago

Yup it's fairly old.

[–]mycomputersaidkill 2 points3 points ago

Plus, it's fake.

[–]ApocalypseTomorrow 18 points19 points ago

Can't count the number of times I've dropped acid. Never once had an urge to flick shit at people. Perhaps she should be assessed for mental illness.

[–]howajo 16 points17 points ago

Anyone who uses the phrase "high on acid" has never done acid.

[–]latecraigy 5 points6 points ago

I'm all hopped up on the pot smoking!

[–]AndThenThereWasMeep 1 point2 points ago

Actually why is this? I'm an avid not drug user and every time someone mentions acid, they say "dropped acid" or "tripped on acid". Why is this?

[–]howajo 0 points1 point ago

Because for people who have done drugs, the acid "trip" is not really a "high". It is, to some degree, what you take into it, which is to say, rather than just feeling good, it's a new viewpoint on the things you already think you know. If you want to do a drug just to feel good, acid is not it. If you want to see things in a new light, and learn about yourself and the world in a new and profound way, than maybe acid is for you. It can be scary, and you probably won't be quite the same after. I don't regret it.

[–]AndThenThereWasMeep 0 points1 point ago

How relatable is it to ecstasy?

[–]vaskemaskine 0 points1 point ago

Not in the slightest.

[–]howajo 0 points1 point ago

Couldn't say, never tried it.

[–]icecu1 0 points1 point ago

Dude I dropped like 2 weeks ago , and it almost saved my relationship.

[–]howajo 0 points1 point ago

almost? :-/

[–]icecu1 0 points1 point ago

Yeah you can check my history for the story.

[–]voteddownward 0 points1 point ago

I ate a marijuana once.

[–]howajo 0 points1 point ago

Brownies, or did you just Super Trooper it?

[–]throughtheflux 0 points1 point ago

You never can enjoy droppin some acid without throwing your own poop.

[–]tenehemia 3 points4 points ago

Who the hell gets "high" on acid? It's like people making these have never actually encountered someone who does drugs before.

[–]Sladeakakevin 3 points4 points ago

Her ass is so flat

[–]guitarman2012 1 point2 points ago

I've seen this crap I here so many times...

[–]ChickaloonCharlie 1 point2 points ago

I here so many times too

[–]alman3007 2 points3 points ago

[–]guitarman2012 2 points3 points ago

A hur dur. Extra I for typing on iPhone.

[–]WaxSimulacra -1 points0 points ago

its not a good look (>_)>

[–]Chimpsanddip 0 points1 point ago

Theyre doing crazy nonsense such as REPOSTING! (seriously, this is really old...)

[–]olivepyromonkey 0 points1 point ago

If you throw your poo at people, you're gonna have a bad time.

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[–]hiigara 0 points1 point ago

bmup when jneked. so hgih rite nwo

[–]alexxxor 1 point2 points ago

even facebook considers this a repost.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Her head is tilted the wrong way in the mirror.

[–]kickstartedheart 0 points1 point ago

Where is this kind of thing even a problem?

[–]notjawn 0 points1 point ago

Pshh... Free jenkem bitches!

[–]mnmatt500 0 points1 point ago

But by using logic it states that throwing other people's poo makes you look great!

[–]CutsLikeABuffalo333 0 points1 point ago

FUCK YOU TAXIANIMAL FUCK YOU

[–]humpbaconallday 1 point2 points ago

whereas when monkeys do it, they're hilarious

[–]Bx32 0 points1 point ago

Is this supposed to be some sort of anti-drug campaign? Because from my perspective it looks like common courtesy.

[–]reParaoh 1 point2 points ago

Its fake.

[–]NoCarrierHasArrived 1 point2 points ago

The real sign had her getting ditched by her friends after littering.

[–]vailskibunnies -4 points-3 points ago

Where's the marijuanas joke?