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[–]makubex 259 points260 points ago

And another supervillain was born.

[–]soccerman 41 points42 points ago

[–]FUCKED-WITH-A-KNIFE 74 points75 points ago

Yep, now I have to rewatch Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog.

[–]BCP27 21 points22 points ago

Nah man, my feels couldn't take it.

[–]for_clarity 34 points35 points ago

And I won't feeeeeel!... a thing

[–]VeggiAttack 12 points13 points ago

That movie messed with my emotions. I've watched it 7 times.

[–]bozobozo 5 points6 points ago

Luckily my kids and I watch Dr horrible repeatedly. It's so awesome that we can actually sing along now!

[–]VeggiAttack 5 points6 points ago

It really doesn't get enough credit!

[–]bozobozo 1 point2 points ago

Not nearly enough! I have to admit though... It took me quite a while, a little boredom and a little booze, to even give it a chance.

[–]VeggiAttack 2 points3 points ago

If it wasn't NPH and on instant Netflix, I probably wouldn't have either.

[–]bozobozo 0 points1 point ago

Holy hell. You just read my mind.

[–]Stonegrunge 1 point2 points ago

After reading this comment I watched the movie. Damn sad, but actually really good. I don't know why I thought it would be garbage.

[–]Pony_Stanza 9 points10 points ago

I was thinking "Redditor"

[–]Aeyther13 1 point2 points ago

upvote for yew!

[–]OMGBLACKPOWER -4 points-3 points ago

Down vote for you.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Jazzspasm -2 points-1 points ago

And here's one for you bwahahah

This is all going to spiral horribly downwards :)

[–]SurpriseButtSexer 1 point2 points ago

Rahul gets all the pussy juicy.

[–][deleted] 96 points97 points ago

Now wait. It could be "Why her? It should have been me!"

[–]skates90 33 points34 points ago

Or "Dude! She has a dick!"

[–]Reesch 9 points10 points ago

Not sure how you can tell from behind, but okay.

[–]The_Painted_Man 16 points17 points ago

[–]ronaldraygun91 1 point2 points ago

That's gotta be the greatest thing I'ver ever seen.

[–]ronaldraygun91 0 points1 point ago

That's a weird thing to wake up to...

[–]TisJokar 0 points1 point ago

I have you tagged as a rapist, and that I need to tell you this. Fuck the inc downvotes, I must respect my tag.

[–]The_Painted_Man 4 points5 points ago

Some genius tagged me as a rapist in a thread and said hey wouldn't it be funny if we all RES tagged this guy as a rapist. There were a lot of hivemind redditors in that thread.

Ironic since i am the actual victim of sexual assault. Some thread i have people going haha you must be a rapist because i have you tagged as such, and others asking me if i have had the courage to talk to a therapist so i can open up to my wife about my assault.

Ironic.

[–]divinesleeper 67 points68 points ago

If you look closely, you can see his heart breaking in two.

[–]adidaz3223 18 points19 points ago

[–]zrn29 78 points79 points ago

that was me. I was about to sneeze

[–]BantamBasher135 40 points41 points ago

I was going to suggest this, although I sincerely doubt that was you.

[–]minderaser 61 points62 points ago

I did not realize this was a gif until Lord Satan looked into my soul.

[–]Methylobacterium 37 points38 points ago

Scared the shit out of me.

[–]Nate_Dogg31 10 points11 points ago

...or Jeff Hardy, however you want to look at it.

[–]ronaldraygun91 4 points5 points ago

I feel like my soul was just ripped from my body, but I can't stop laughing...

[–]Thadenvy 18 points19 points ago

Bless you.

[–]letsgofi5hing 138 points139 points ago

[–]The_Friskiest_Dingo 16 points17 points ago

I like the Hitler cat on the right

[–]doesnotexist1000 5 points6 points ago

.. obligatory "Hitler did nothing wrong"

[–]The_Friskiest_Dingo 0 points1 point ago

Okay Ahmadinejad.

[–]NoojNoj 0 points1 point ago

In my opinion (which means jack shit) the only thing Hitler did wrong was trying to kill all the Jews.

[–]hakurakashi 0 points1 point ago

I love that pop. Right up there with fapple and soda.

[–]totoro11 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha everyone who pointed out that you got downvoted also got downvoted. And then you got upvoted.

[–]unholybagel 19 points20 points ago

Plot twist! that's really his sister

[–]Stalin_From_Russia 14 points15 points ago

Double plot twist: he doesn't care

[–]Doogie-Howser 13 points14 points ago

Triple twist. The man kissing her, is his adopted brother.

[–]speqter 3 points4 points ago

Quadruple plot twist: His sister used to be a guy.

[–]come_on_seth 0 points1 point ago

Nurple plot twist: The guy kissing his sister is his ex and just had a sex change while dating his sister.

Edit; He is tortured with mixed emotion; tears of joy stream over jealous rage.

[–]casey825 -1 points0 points ago

He's only in it for the American Blue Jeans.

[–]Doogie-Howser 0 points1 point ago

[–]kcmasterpiece347 11 points12 points ago

I'm going to photobomb every picture I see being taken of a couple kissing just like this from now on.

[–]DoctorDank 10 points11 points ago

Because he's an MLS fan, and you're not. Everyone knows we're sophisticated, worldly, intelligent, and great in bed.

[–]needs_more_booze 3 points4 points ago

Except he's a pink cow fan.

[–]DoctorDank 0 points1 point ago

Even no hardware having Cow fans are better than your average layman.

[–]timklotz 1 point2 points ago

Kid probably told her he was Wilman Conde.

[–]JonnySnow 4 points5 points ago

Here i am sitting in my computer at home, hoping..no wishing that this kid right here is gay and disgusted by the kiss. And not that he is sad because he lost the girl to that guy, because dat feel, I know that.

[–]iamcq 10 points11 points ago

I know that feel, bro.

[–]overused-meme-alert 7 points8 points ago

ding ding ding

[–]dirice87 22 points23 points ago

The butthurt in this thread from rejected guys could power a mangina the size of the moon

[–]buster2Xk 9 points10 points ago

And this is one of the calmer threads.

[–]Chitalian8 9 points10 points ago

This motherfucker here goes to my school.

[–]LonelyRasta 6 points7 points ago

You gunna give reddit some back story.?.

[–]Chitalian8 10 points11 points ago

Not much to say, he's a grade below me, he seems pretty chill. His name's Mark.

[–]LonelyRasta 4 points5 points ago

Mark seems hurt. .

[–]notcoolbrooo 3 points4 points ago

Back story on the pic?

[–]Chitalian8 6 points7 points ago

Ya got me, he's probably at summer camp.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

What's actually going on in this pic?

[–]justoccurredtome 3 points4 points ago

I feel this is missing the last picture...

[–]treeski 3 points4 points ago

Fred?!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Eat his pussy out. Establish dominance.

[–]mockjiggah 15 points16 points ago

I tell you why him: Because of your shitty haircut.

[–]Casual_Liar 23 points24 points ago

i thought it was because he thought it was cold enough to wear a jacket but warm enough to put on shorts.

[–]Commalover 18 points19 points ago

That is how I define perfect weather.

[–]Cynikal818 4 points5 points ago

You probably don't live in Cali then. Cold in the morning, swamp balls by 2-3rd period

[–]alex27123344 1 point2 points ago

It's a way of life...

[–]moderndayvigilante 1 point2 points ago

You call that a jacket?

[–]george_nunny 3 points4 points ago

But look at the other guy's shades. And bracelets. What kind of guy wears bracelets?

[–]alexjuuhh 3 points4 points ago

Shit, now I have to hide my bracelets from the world! Oh wait, I don't give a fuck.

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[–]whatarepuppy -4 points-3 points ago

One that's comfortable. Confidence is usually a plus and for high schoolers (which this appears to be) it's a big deal. (edited for less confusion)

[–]Mikav 2 points3 points ago

bracelet wearer detected.

[–]facebookcreepin 2 points3 points ago

How many bracelets are you rocking right now? Be honest.

[–]whatarepuppy 0 points1 point ago

I have a hemp gauntlet underneath mexican boxing gloves, what of it?

... But seriously? None. I don't have any. Just don't understand how a person wearing bracelets is a douche.

[–]5everandalways -2 points-1 points ago

A lot of them do.

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

Depends, some would argue that what kind of guy where's necklaces, rings, or ear rings as well, it's all a personal preference.

[–]MaxOpower 10 points11 points ago

Was the zooming in really unnecessary? I don't think any one doubted who to look at.

[–]moderndayvigilante 13 points14 points ago

It's to emphasize his broken heart.

[–]thats_a_risky_click 4 points5 points ago

Feel the shattered pieces hit your computer monitor.

[–]3_subject_notebook 7 points8 points ago

"Tenso is a series of multi-pane images that place emphasis on an unusual or odd facial expression in a given photograph for comedic effect. Each image usually consists of several frames of a photograph that progressively zoom in on a targeted area."

[–]MaxOpower -4 points-3 points ago

Sure.. I have been on the internet before. (Didn't know it had a name though) But regardless of memes and shit, the pic had been funny on its own. You don't have to attache dead and horse beaten jokes to every fucking pic. This thing didn't need this, just like it also didn't need white text with black outlining, or a troll face, or face swap, or whatever.

[–]buster2Xk 1 point2 points ago

Tenso is for effect, not just because "LOL MEMES R FUNY".

[–]AREYOUSauRuS 3 points4 points ago

You unaccidentally.

[–]phaed 2 points3 points ago

Funny how you can barely see the chick yet know she is smoking hot.

[–]kerdon 0 points1 point ago

Guy gettin some looks like a douche. Other kid just looks grossed out. Bet that's his sister or summin.

[–]Bacon_on_Tap 5 points6 points ago

[–]big_r3d 3 points4 points ago

Fuck the pink cows

[–]imkelby 3 points4 points ago

Eww. New York Red Bulls.

[–]KingsofCascadia 0 points1 point ago

I think he's trying to save her from being affiliated with a New Jersey Energy Drinks fan.

[–]akuracy 4 points5 points ago

Is that coconut head??!

[–]Dewsnow 1 point2 points ago

Dawn empathises...

[–]markman71122 0 points1 point ago

HERNANDEZ!!!!!

[–]Gobledeegook 1 point2 points ago

It's ok, you grow up to be captain America!

[–]Morphh 0 points1 point ago

[–]brickshandgrenade 1 point2 points ago

It's cool man, she has sausage fingers.

[–]whatarepuppy 1 point2 points ago

The newest member of r/foreveralone ladies and gentlemen.

[–]noddwyd 0 points1 point ago

This is going to be a really awkward AMA, isn't it?

[–]fatalblur 0 points1 point ago

Is that Fred?

[–]Sal_Bandaid 0 points1 point ago

Because you're wearing a sweatshirt.

[–]scar3face 0 points1 point ago

He probably went home and contemplated suicide.

[–]Skywarper 1 point2 points ago

Was expecting a faceswap. I am dissapoint.

[–]diggingtrash 1 point2 points ago

Why her? IT shoulda been me!!!

[–]foreskinpiranha 0 points1 point ago

shoulda been meeee with that real fine chick

[–]uebersoldat 0 points1 point ago

That was me in high school, now I'm married to the hot chick. :)

[–]BlargIAmDead 1 point2 points ago

That is heart-wrenching. I mean....wow. I can see any one in that situation. And there's nothing more you really have to hold onto at that point...just those hoodie tassels.

[–]kenvsryu 0 points1 point ago

go red bulls!!!

[–]Slathbog 0 points1 point ago

Is that Fred?

[–]ParalysedBeaver 1 point2 points ago

Is that Peter Chao?

[–]Stupidfarmershoes 0 points1 point ago

I know these people.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Her left hand looks a bit funky O_O

[–]Raymond890 1 point2 points ago

I laughed so hard until I remembered that this exact thing happened to me. Fuck. I'm still butthurt about it too.

[–]zombienutsack 0 points1 point ago

Ladies and gentlemen, we here on the internet, just saw what a person looks like when their heart gets broken.

...That feel bro.

[–]gregnog 0 points1 point ago

Can't stand these fake ass displays of affection for some reason. The arcing of the back, hands on the face. I think Hollywood has ruined me.

[–]FakeSociopath 0 points1 point ago

And it turns out that's a photo of him after just getting off the phone. Finding out his mother has cancer.

....this could be in poor taste...

[–]audraii 0 points1 point ago

This looks like Fred..

[–]galvana 1 point2 points ago

Is Ryan from The Office ignoring them?

[–]Ayodep 0 points1 point ago

He could just be a racist

[–]EOTWAWKI 0 points1 point ago

When they are at their prettiest, sweetest and juiciest, girls like assholes. Get used to one of life's greatest heartbreaks

[–]BreutFawce 0 points1 point ago

/life

Well, up until a week ago for me, at least.

[–]retribute 0 points1 point ago

Asking for mandatory faceswaps.

[–]mcsandal 0 points1 point ago

Is that Mark S. or am I tripping balls.

[–]Colorfag -1 points0 points ago

Because girls always go for the deuchebag who will later prove to be the extremely jealous type, and be over protective of who she sees and talks to, then ultimately beat her when she tries to go out and then cheat on her for some other girl.

[–]Nyrb 0 points1 point ago

Fight him, even if you lose she'll respect you more for it. True story.

[–]Moltk 0 points1 point ago

I'm all alone, there no one here besiiiiiiddddeeee meeeeeee

[–]DavidLeniz 0 points1 point ago

I found this to be sad. And the girl has tubby hands. Just saying.

[–]PullOutBoy 0 points1 point ago

The brown man is taking our white woman! deport them all!

[–]matthewhale 0 points1 point ago

Just wait till the end of college bro...girls start liking nerdy guys ;)

[–]TigerLilyy 0 points1 point ago

Awe... I cant help, but to feel sad for him. :(

[–]arbiter1170 0 points1 point ago

Why do i feel this will be used as a new meme?

[–]neuroptera97 0 points1 point ago

It should've been him. He's cuter than the douche in the glasses and pulls off the ugliest faces in the prettiest manner.

As a Canadian, my best wishes to the happy couple!

[–]Mcelite 1 point2 points ago

Let's be honest. A week or two after the picture is taken she is going to make a Facebook post saying all guys are the same.

[–]Radzell 0 points1 point ago

No all the guys your attracted to are the same. That being said I'm that type of guy.

[–]michaelmike_ 1 point2 points ago

Does his hoodie say Brookwood?

[–]nalisemin 0 points1 point ago

I was wondering the same thing. Not sure if this is awkward or cool

[–]StornZ -1 points0 points ago

with a face like that who the fuck would wanna kiss u

[–]FOOGEE -1 points0 points ago

With the level of spelling and immaturity that you are displaying, who the fuck would want to love 'u'?

[–]PhonyUsername 0 points1 point ago

Turn down the lights... can you feel the love?

[–]complete_asshole_ -1 points0 points ago

He shouldn't have been a nice guy, he should've gone over there and knocked the guy out in a chokehold and slapped her in the face. 10 to 1 odds she'd come crawling to him.

[–]simmons2714 -2 points-1 points ago

Ladies and gentlemen of reddit, this should be the next meme face.

[–]bozobozo -5 points-4 points ago

Damn Mexicans! Stealing our jobs! AND our girls!!!

[–]Mikeydoes -1 points0 points ago

Because you are wearing a hoodie in summer and hes got cool sunglasses.

[–]pizza_bro -2 points-1 points ago

Chill bro, this might be his only chance at getting some white punani.

[–]hybris12 -1 points0 points ago

he obviously had more SWAG than him.

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[–]scruffy01 12 points13 points ago

On the next episode of entirely uncalled for rants:

Cats - Are they really as cool as people say?