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[–]BeerMeBlue 254 points255 points ago

Why does the box gotta be white?

[–]ionataan 92 points93 points ago

And move the black part to the periphery.

[–]fed_express93 36 points37 points ago

Back of the box with the blacks I see

[–]RelaxedChap 12 points13 points ago

I believe OP is trying to make a complex allusion to the generational state of urban gentrification we find ourselves in. Whereas the once primarily black box slowly became white and it's original inhabitant is at risk of being completely forced out. I can also see an argument here for Americas broken and bankrupt social services.

[–]SUMPDIDDLYUMP[S] 5 points6 points ago

Yes.

[–]frostburner 0 points1 point ago

Am I still on reddit?

[–]DragENT 0 points1 point ago

Being a grammar nazi is one thing but getting the website you're currently looking ats name wrong, really?

[–]frostburner 0 points1 point ago

I think I was on Mobile

[–]DragENT 0 points1 point ago

I'm on mobile its not that hard to read over a sentance that's a few words though I mean really?

[–]frostburner 0 points1 point ago

I forgot to read over and at the time it looked like e mind you it was like two in the morning

[–]RandomPerson200 7 points8 points ago

Periphery, love that shit!

[–]vjgx 4 points5 points ago

This time it's personal.

[–]GuessWho_O 1 point2 points ago

The link should have been invalid

[–]Jmg2902 20 points21 points ago

[–]JacksAngryColon 3 points4 points ago

It's racist!

[–]SJShock 0 points1 point ago

Quote unquote- my thoughts before reading

[–]Jaboomaphoo 55 points56 points ago

As a Latino I am very offended at how white this cartoon is.

[–]Dueada 7 points8 points ago

As a cartoon i apologize. We tend to be racist.

[–]topazdarkdream 25 points26 points ago

Hey now why is it all black and white? I don't see none of my yellow and tan brothers being represented.

[–]JD-King 12 points13 points ago

At least it's not Family Circus.

[–]trampus1 5 points6 points ago

Even the worst subreddits have the decency to not post Family Circus.

[–]mhen1234 24 points25 points ago

It should look like this

[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 41 points42 points ago

Is that a six-armed mega-swastika I see there?

[–]mhen1234 11 points12 points ago

Yes, but it's not a white swastika, it's black. With a big nose.

[–]IronLung420 4 points5 points ago

I'm not the only one.

[–]wolfshadow3001 73 points74 points ago

As a colorblind man i find this to be offensive.

[–]mhen1234 5 points6 points ago

Well I can't please everyone.. sorry I failed you (T.T)

[–]thatthatguy 9 points10 points ago

Why would a chart of gray-scale shade codes be offensive to a colorblind person? I'm a little confused as to why they didn't just arrange them in a line, but hardly offended.

[–]Wackydude1234 2 points3 points ago

Because it isn't gray-scale even to a colorblind person.

[–]LimeGreenTeknii 7 points8 points ago

Hey, why do they all have to be separated into groups by color?

[–]mhen1234 4 points5 points ago

[–]Jasiono 10 points11 points ago

I, a racist, find the combination and non segrigation of colors offense. (Kidding)

[–]mhen1234 1 point2 points ago

I think you might be serious

[–]mhen1234 1 point2 points ago

Risky click.

[–]chasechase44 5 points6 points ago

Oh sure, this time the white's on the outside.

[–]Creative91 2 points3 points ago

Doesn't get more correct than this (CSS3): rgba(*, *, *, 0);

[–]DomKaoz 0 points1 point ago

No. "To hell with purple people!" -Mitch Hedberg

[–]toycack 15 points16 points ago

not gonna lie... waited for a minute for the image to move

[–]melance 9 points10 points ago

As a nihilist, I am offended!

[–]almightytom 0 points1 point ago

Beat me to it. By 7 hours. So close.

[–]airmind 9 points10 points ago

Why are there borders? Are you keeping people in or out? Why? Is this a jail? A concentration camp?

[–]KazeprXerphus 3 points4 points ago

THEY'RE KEEPING THE WHITES OPPRESSED IN A CONCENTRATION CAMP! WAIT! NO! THEY'RE KEEPING THE BLACKS OUT!

[–]loganyobo2 4 points5 points ago

it's all white, what are you trying to say you little racist sonofa!!!

[–]LuckyDuck77 4 points5 points ago

Picture of a cow eating grass. Where's the grass? Cow ate it all. Where's the cow? Why should the cow hang around if there's no grass.

[–]Frat_Panda 2 points3 points ago

So this is what the prophet Mohamed looks like.

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[–]mhen1234 0 points1 point ago

My sister was one of those people.

[–]RomSteady 2 points3 points ago

Motherfucker's been framed.

[–]TehSpiff 1 point2 points ago

as a black metal fan and i disslike this for the whiteness

[–]Tetha 2 points3 points ago

Fuck you. Why are you posting the flag of friesland, the white eagle on white ground just like that? You can't use that, since I am pretty certain you are no friese. Otherwise, fartell me wat op platt!

[–]dave_felix 1 point2 points ago

As a gay lesbian straight (wo)man, I find this offensive and wish it to be taken down.

[–]mrwoolery 2 points3 points ago

OP whitewashes the issues.

[–]Josm315 1 point2 points ago

As a member of the culturally accepted 56k'ers, I find this to be offensive.

[–]Fullerfyed -1 points0 points ago

Ha. I see what you did there!

[–]Notbob1234 1 point2 points ago

too white! and why square?

[–]SUMPDIDDLYUMP[S] 2 points3 points ago

Because triangles are too religious, pentagons are too militaristic, and any four sided figure besides a square is too unequal.

Also, circles and any regularly sided polygon past a pentagon look too much like penises.

[–]BassNector 1 point2 points ago

It should be pink. All humans are pink.

[–]meganamen 7 points8 points ago

on the inside

[–]BassNector -3 points-2 points ago

LOL

[–]Tejnin 3 points4 points ago

Gross true fact.. I'm a mortician and when people have edema (a condition which the body floods itself before or after death) the skin will slosh off and every race is a peach color under the first few layers of skin.

[–]J1411 0 points1 point ago

Too white, more token black people.

[–]Tejnin 3 points4 points ago

I just now got the joke of the name in South Park ...

[–]GaugeFOREVER 0 points1 point ago

There is no box

[–]mknelson 0 points1 point ago

I just sat there for about a minute waiting for something to happen. I don't feel good about myself...

[–]CorraTerria 1 point2 points ago

You're discriminating against the black circles!

[–]e-socrates 0 points1 point ago

Zen takes umbrage

[–]slackertrash 0 points1 point ago

WHERE'S THE FUCKING CARTOON!?!?!

[–]paxton125 1 point2 points ago

my religion does not approve of the color black and white being in direct contact with each other.

[–]paxton125 1 point2 points ago

i just realized how racist that sounds.

[–]grabondall 0 points1 point ago

Oh great! Reddit's making fun of the French again.

[–]Manzander 0 points1 point ago

Square shape, huh? I bet you think you're really clever, don't you? Offending my people like that...WHERE DO YOU GET OFF!?

[–]flinxsl 0 points1 point ago

As a Nihilist, I'm offended.

[–]kchandaman 1 point2 points ago

AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO NOTICES THAT THIS PICTURE IS AN OXYMORON BECAUSE OF ITS WHITENESS?

No, apparently not...

[–]zerow6789 0 points1 point ago

i was just about to say, it must be ethnically correct because it's white

[–]rubymatrix 0 points1 point ago

Nothing offends me.

[–]bigdog647382 0 points1 point ago

It won't load.......OH I GET IT!!!

[–]leet_hacksaw 1 point2 points ago

[–]mackattack1015 0 points1 point ago

I sat there and waited for like 5 minutes.

[–]A7XfoREVerrr 0 points1 point ago

Nice picture of a snowman in a blizzard ;D

[–]Sparkly_toes 1 point2 points ago

The box is white. And there's far more white area than black. Racist.

[–]iGotChubs4You 0 points1 point ago

This is offensive as it is a depiction of the prophet Muhammad. Prepare for death.

[–]CaptainLoser 0 points1 point ago

AFGNCAAP approves!

[–]iGotChubs4You 0 points1 point ago

You must understand that our civilization is so vast that we can't have our minorities upset and stirred. Ask yourself, What do we want in this country, above all? People want to be happy, isn't that right? Haven't you heard it all your life? I want to be happy, people say. Well, aren't they? Don't we keep them moving, don't we give them fun? That's all we live for, isn't it? For pleasure, for titillation? And you must admit our culture provides plenty of these.

"yes"

Montag could lip-read what Mildred was saying in the doorway. He tried not to look at her mouth, because Beatty might turn and read what was there, too.

"Colored people don't like Little Black Sambo. Burn it. White people don't feel good about about Uncle Tom's Cabin. Burn it. Someone's written a book on tobacco and cancer of the lungs? Burn the book. Serenity, Montag. Peace, Montag. Take your fight outside. Better yet, into the incinerator. Funerals are unhappy and pagan? Eliminate them, too. Five minutes after a person is dead he's on his way to the Big Flue, the Incinerators serviced by the helicopters all over the country. Ten minutes after death a man's a speck of black dust. Let's not quibble over individuals with memoriums. Forget them. Burn all, burn everything. Fire is bright and fire is clean.

-Fahrenheit 451

[–]Klappar_Skalbagge 0 points1 point ago

I'm offended!

[–]Drago12 -1 points0 points ago

.....OK... Disappointed? Me too. So here, a culturally, religiously, ethnically, politically correct cartoon... comic.

[–]soydrd 0 points1 point ago

White box? FUCK OFF, I'M MEXICAN.

[–]OuchLOLcom 0 points1 point ago

Nice pic of your girlfriend bro.

[–]sultanblender 0 points1 point ago

Right angles on the edges? How very HETERONORMATIVE of you, bigot!

[–]Deegoo 0 points1 point ago

Not true, it's white.

[–]rx_8 0 points1 point ago

There's nothing there.

[–]LeftOutside 1 point2 points ago

You know political correctness was invented by racists so they could pretend black people were picking on them?

[–]Island219 0 points1 point ago

IT'S RACIST BECAUSE MOST OF IT IS WHITE.

[–]adhchopper 0 points1 point ago

OHHHHHHHH SNAPPPPP

[–]Quit-while-your-ahea 0 points1 point ago

hey there's white there. It should have been black cause everybody knows black is no color.

[–]Littleguyyy 0 points1 point ago

I kept reloading the page because I thought it wasn't loading the image. Lol

[–]Illillillilll 0 points1 point ago

Omg I refreshed the page twice.......slaps forehead.

[–]Lutrus 0 points1 point ago

Racist.

[–]Mullensman17 0 points1 point ago

racist :p

[–]shamefulll 0 points1 point ago

Its shit like this that is ruining the internet.

[–]nman649 1 point2 points ago

This post had 666 upvotes at the moment I saw it! I'm offended!

[–]itorres1490 0 points1 point ago

Oreo.

[–]Razenghan 0 points1 point ago

Your interpretation of the prophet Muhammad is interesting. Nice work, keep it up, and Death to America.

[–]NotBearhound 0 points1 point ago

WAAAALLLL coll'TARN IT! Why come the border gotta be black, lemme ask yew that? What's wrong wid a good ole, plain white border? Puuuuuuuuure white?

[–]pabloescobarlox 0 points1 point ago

damn jews

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

When I upvoted this it was at 666. Religiously correct my ass! I'm offended!

[–]Cornwalace 0 points1 point ago

So, here I am, waiting for a picture to load...

[–]gregoreoski 0 points1 point ago

That box is obviously a censored picture of Muhammed

[–]Vanse 0 points1 point ago

Society evolving to a point where all humor is culturally, religiously, ethnically, and politically correct will mean that every cartoon will be about cats, because watching a cat try and jump at a bird in the window to only land in the kitchen sink is not derogatory to a single person. Cats are the solution, cats are the answer.

Reddit, we're so close to making a better tomorrow.

[–]steplin 0 points1 point ago

Damn you all beat me to it!!!!!!!!!

[–]gssunil 0 points1 point ago

Why the fuck is it all white? It offends us brown colored people.

[–]EIros 0 points1 point ago

I don't like it. Have an upvote anyway.

[–]evanthesquirrel -2 points-1 points ago

Hey, you stole this picture from me, and no, it's not that. It's a rabbit eating a carrot.

[–]SrTigre -1 points0 points ago

How is this getting downvoted?

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[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 0 points1 point ago

That's not the way to get karma for calling out a repost...

This is:

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what the big bang looked like 0.000000000000000000000001 seconds after it started. (zoomed in) 1com -5pts 1mo funny
Hardest thing to draw in the world... [FIXED] 6coms 14pts 5mos funny
History of Mac Gaming 187coms 225pts 1yr funny
The Wordpress has you...█ 0coms -4pts 1mo funny

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[–]venice_mcgangbang -4 points-3 points ago

Please read the rules of the Reddit community

[–]mhen1234 0 points1 point ago

[–]Tucker91 -1 points0 points ago

lol still laughed