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And the Lord said, " Let there be pong." (i.imgur.com)

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[–]divinesleeper 19 points20 points ago

Matthew 27:3–5

"And Judas cheated by moving his cup, thus Jesus declareth:

'Thou hast betrayed the sacred game of Pong.'

And the other disciples were in uproar by this treason, hence much beer was spilled."

[–]Sixtyn9ne 37 points38 points ago

Jesus needs to check his elbows though

[–]snickerpleez 11 points12 points ago

you SEE the length of that table? Jesus doesnt need to check shit.

[–]Zondraxor 1 point2 points ago

well, with all those people behind him, how is he supposed to keep his elbows back?

[–]raidonbluntz 1 point2 points ago

Nah, it's the angle. The lord is all knowing.

[–]bs0l 0 points1 point ago

According to the official rules, his elbow being over the table is fine.

According to most other people, Jesus is a cheating sack of shit.

[–]95skers 1 point2 points ago

Actually, Jesus is just pointing to the gym. He loves to get his swell on.

[–]coolfaceison 21 points22 points ago

where can I get a print of this?

[–]inedible_hulk 0 points1 point ago

Someone please answer, my dorm room needs this.

[–]lepmerluap 1 point2 points ago

I was curious myself so I did some research.

None of his other art is like this picture. It's strange for my taste.

[–]goochtickler 1 point2 points ago

Not sure if you saw my post. However, I found a place to buy if you wanted to. Just find your comment and mine is directly below it. Hope everything works out okay!

[–]goochtickler 1 point2 points ago

Did some work and emailed the owner of the picture. He gave me a website that he sells from. The Masterpiece.

[–]hobobong 10 points11 points ago

Thou shall not REPOST.

[–]IOUaUsername 5 points6 points ago

Though shalt not worship false Billy Idols.

[–]RenegadeVacuum 4 points5 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

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The Last Frat Party 3coms -1pt 13hrs funny
The Last Frat Party 0coms -2pts 13hrs pics
A little humor for the day: "And the lord said 'This beer is my body, so put ping pong balls into it'" 0coms 3pts 1dy atheism
I'd like you introduce you to Jesus: The original one cup specialist 0coms -3pts 21dys atheism

source: karmadecay

[–]DinosaurHelmet 1 point2 points ago

It's funny how all of these are getting posted in the last day or so.

I thought the rule was 3 months THEN repost to get easy karma.

[–]HalpBogs 2 points3 points ago

Thou hast not the skill of the Almighty. Drinketh and be shamed.

[–]Sixtyn9ne 0 points1 point ago

Jesus is about to sink last cup as well

[–]AJizzle_19 1 point2 points ago

Jesus is runnin that shit.

[–]tswpoker1 1 point2 points ago

Jesus gets to fill all the cups with water too

[–]Tralertrashmash 0 points1 point ago

Thou hast drinketh too much. Thou art hammered.

[–]Thatldodonkey 0 points1 point ago

Thou shalt not bounce in my fucking house!

[–]Jesus_Died_LOL_84 0 points1 point ago

Only Judas blows!

[–]amazingfox 1 point2 points ago

and it was good

[–]mongster2 1 point2 points ago

Goddamnit, Jesus, watch your elbow!

[–]IOUaUsername 0 points1 point ago

*Let thee beer pong"

[–]Bluemond 0 points1 point ago

And Jesus said unto his disciples "Ayo Pete, grab some of those cups Mark brought and get some balls from Luke. We gonna play some POONNG!"

[–]PongApp 0 points1 point ago

You rang?

[–]myusernamebarelyfits 0 points1 point ago

Look at that wrist action.

[–]ftrs13 1 point2 points ago

Lets hope its wine pong, such that this party will never end

[–]Birdunit 1 point2 points ago

The last cupper.

[–]Carpe_Dragon 1 point2 points ago

Shooting the J.

[–]Dude_man79 0 points1 point ago

I'm using this picture the next time I want to create a beer pong party facebook event.

[–]Limesareoranges 0 points1 point ago

And the first naked lap around the altar was taken that day.

[–]ligersarereal66 0 points1 point ago

And the Lord said, "balls back"

[–]fasteddie22 0 points1 point ago

Really, Jesus? Play fair, asshole.

[–]respawn_in_5_4_3_2_1 0 points1 point ago

haha he must be playing judas. thats why that dude turned him in...

[–]Notloc24 1 point2 points ago

lol someone's gonna be trollin under the table next game

[–]Woodys101 0 points1 point ago

Its going in. ITS GOING IN!

[–]stillnoteeth 0 points1 point ago

Looks more like air hockey to me.

[–]futureisscrupulous 0 points1 point ago

Jesus is on fire!

[–]SupraRStarr 0 points1 point ago

I got $50 on Jesus cheating.

[–]cunt_stuffer 0 points1 point ago

Celeb shot Jesus

[–]bcabby12 0 points1 point ago

i want this hanging, framed, in my room

[–]CallMeAnEngineer -1 points0 points ago

Hanging this in my dorm room.

[–]Zeriath 0 points1 point ago

Relevant: http://www.beer-pong-tables.com/sistine-chapel-beer-pong-table-p/reg-6.htm

Edit: I have this and it's awesome.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

more like "let there be-ruit"

[–]DelayingAdulthood 0 points1 point ago

Beirut actually, spelled like the country.

Beer pong is a game that requires a ping pong table and paddles. I don't understand how such a popular drinking game is called the wrong thing so frequently.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Ignorant drunk college students saw beer, and saw the ping pong ball, and heard of a game called beer pong, and assumed that was the name. Real drinkers know what beer pong is (and its frankly much more fun).

[–]LTron 0 points1 point ago

Elbow violation - Jesus is out.

[–]galactica216 1 point2 points ago

I read "Pong" and I instantly though of this

http://blog.pongr.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/pong-video-game.jpg

[–]StreetKidNamedDesire 0 points1 point ago

It's only right that Jesus is kicking the shit out of the other team of his disciples

[–]AssSoFat 0 points1 point ago

Living in a college house, this is absolutely necessary for our walls. Can anyone help with a print source?

[–]Recon210 0 points1 point ago

Redemption

[–]badoosch 0 points1 point ago

baller jesus

[–]gordofrog 0 points1 point ago

Let he who won the match before, cast the first ball

[–]Jwisniewski8 0 points1 point ago

Elbows jesus, elbows.

[–]PeptoDysmal 0 points1 point ago

This would be way better if they kept the reactions of the people, leave them in their respective places, take out the few in the middle and place those ones at either end.

[–]montalex 0 points1 point ago

Should have called it " And let there beer pong!". Missed a good opportunity there OP.

[–]tbennett9452 -2 points-1 points ago

Repost!!!

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