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[–]cascadianfarmer 32 points33 points ago

Eh... spooky ghost! Eh... ectoplasm!

[–]TeamJim 15 points16 points ago

Gotta find more Brazilian fart fetish porn!

[–]WhiteMansBurden 9 points10 points ago

A long time ago, I remember seeing this porn guy they called the "fart hammer". He could fart on command and his schtick was that he would come out all rockstar style, with the girls cooing and worshiping at his feet. The pronographic elements were pretty vanilla flavored, but right after he would cum, he would grab the girls hair, pull a 180, and fart right on her face as the coup de grace. It was pretty great, the girls would act all surprised and offended afterwords. Always worth a few chuckles. Sometimes I wonder what happened to the fart hammer.

[–]atticanreno 7 points8 points ago

Please do share with reddit if you come across what this man is doing today. Im sure its beyond karma worthy

[–]Ryal1 2 points3 points ago

Don't you mean; Sunglasses off; "poop" de grace? Yeaaaaaaaaaaaa

[–]HolyShazam -4 points-3 points ago

[–]manhands30 1 point2 points ago

That was by the same guys who did Bangbus. 'Sanchez' was still the voice behind the camera I believe, and one of the old BB regulars ("Anthony"?) was the guy. You may able to still find a link to the relatively-ancient site through the bangbros.com link.

I'd double check and post it here, but my wife is in the room behind me and that site is kind of upsetting to picture a spouse being into.

[–]ZaneMasterX 17 points18 points ago

I have a feeling this will never happen to me.

[–]judgebockman 14 points15 points ago

You get a lot of /r/gonewild ladies out californeee way.

[–]dannimann 9 points10 points ago

"Is that my Mom!?"

[–]immawsome 18 points19 points ago

[–]Ror-sirent 10 points11 points ago

I like the little smile right at the end. Completely turns the tables.

[–]ShenKiStrike 4 points5 points ago

i have never seen the smile part of that gif?!

[–]nman649 2 points3 points ago

It was reversed, whereas normally he smiles in the beginning.

[–]bukakketroll 8 points9 points ago

1.21 jizzawatts!

[–]el3kt2ik 4 points5 points ago

Dat feel.

[–]actuallyitsnotokay 2 points3 points ago

I smile upon thinking of the day that i see a familiar face on GW. Hopefully my testicles will be at 100% capacity so that maximum fappage can be achieved.

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[–]BricksWereShat 4 points5 points ago

Then don't fap to it.

[–]Roaning 4 points5 points ago

What happened? I missed it!

[–]BricksWereShat 3 points4 points ago

"But what if it's a guy?"

[–]Roaning 6 points7 points ago

Aw, thought there was scandal. He gets one little downvote and he gets scared.

[–]CleverBoy1 7 points8 points ago

so he moved in with his aunt and uncle in bel-air?

[–]Roaning 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, that's the reference I was making....but you get all the upvotes. Travesty.

[–]klasted 0 points1 point ago

It's only happened once for me, and I wasn't 100% sure. Soon.....

[–]homebrewnerd 1 point2 points ago

I thought it would be like this, but it wasn't like this, cause it was a guy friend. Granted he and his lady posted, but guy friend ruined it for me.

[–]Dr_Underpants_Md 1 point2 points ago

Alright, gotta ask. Which episode is this from?

[–]jonwithanh 2 points3 points ago

I think it's called Over Logging

[–]Stalhound 1 point2 points ago

Sad how true this is.

[–]cpietr01 1 point2 points ago

....was it Bill Kaulitz?

[–]Gay4BillKaulitz[S] 0 points1 point ago

THIS is a Bill Kaulitz...

[–]Thefuckingboss 0 points1 point ago

If I ever seen someone I knew on gone wild or any dirty subreddit I would also furiously masterbate to them as well

[–]Hyperian 0 points1 point ago

a girl in my high school graduation class does porno now. no she isn't that hot.

[–]Taco_Farmer -5 points-4 points ago

you should put an NSFW on this

[–]NoEgo 1 point2 points ago

Not quite sure why you got downvoted...

[–]Taco_Farmer 0 points1 point ago

Atleast he put the tag on it