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His Hammer... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Nordicaaron 37 points38 points ago

The Hammer is my Penis

[–]Decodex 8 points9 points ago

Bahh beat me to it.

[–]Nordicaaron 6 points7 points ago

great musical, amiright?

[–]Decodex 0 points1 point ago

AMAZING musical. The Bad Horse Chorus makes me laugh. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

[–]Nordicaaron 1 point2 points ago

"He'll make you his mare!!!!"

[–]Decodex 1 point2 points ago

"You're saddled up, there's no recourse! It's 'Heigh ho Silver!' Signed Bad Horse."

[–]akusu 5 points6 points ago

This is so what I wanted to reference, damn you :P

[–]Nordicaaron 3 points4 points ago

"A man's gotta do...."

[–]ew73 5 points6 points ago

This is my shower song.

[–]Mega5010 6 points7 points ago

Hah! Anyone know the context?

[–]LuxNocte 8 points9 points ago

Is photoshopped. If you haven't seen Dr. Horrible's Sing along blog, it's amazing. Available on Hulu and Netflix, and the relevant part is at the top of the thread.

[–]fate_of_palmitate 10 points11 points ago

I don't know about you guys, but Chris Hemsworth's long hair in "Thor" was a boner killer.

[–]faldo 8 points9 points ago

Incorrect.

[–]iamglory 9 points10 points ago

Completely agreed. He looks much hotter in the Red Dawn Trailer

[–]Nordicaaron 3 points4 points ago

I have a patriotic hammer. Thank you.

[–]pancakeses 1 point2 points ago

Holy crap! My heart's beating, and I'm not sure if it was because that looks like a potentially awesome movie, or because of Chris.

(BTW, he's the only guy I can think of that I would be completely okay with the long hair.)

[–]JewfaggotFagala 6 points7 points ago

Your heart is always beating. If it is not, then you are dead.

[–]iamglory 0 points1 point ago

Nope to the long hair still....but yes...he's hot!

[–]totallywhatever 1 point2 points ago

That made me queasy.

[–]iamglory 0 points1 point ago

That fact that a great movie was remade for absolutely no reason?

[–]TroubadourCeol 1 point2 points ago

Josh Peck? wat

[–]JordanStaal 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for reminding me, I've been waiting for that trailer. Dem arms, dat beard, dat goofy American accent. Oh Chris.

[–]iamglory 1 point2 points ago

YES! His accent is probably my favorite part aside from the beard. That beard...I could be nuzzled against it all day.

[–]JordanStaal 1 point2 points ago

If you've never seen it, CA$H is so bad it's good, and it stars Chris 6 weeks after he moved to the states and it's full of his goofy accent. It's on netflix, you could do worse on a weeknight.

[–]iamglory 0 points1 point ago

I shall watch this tonight!

[–]jaguardarte 3 points4 points ago

No, I like some long haired dude.

[–]hell-brent 2 points3 points ago

When are they going to make that movie?

[–]JordanStaal 0 points1 point ago

The movie has actually been in production since 2009. It was delayed at first due to financial trouble at MGM, then the studio decided that making the then-updated invading army the Chinese was bad for the foreign box office, which China is a major part of. So they changed to villains to North Korea(yeah, NORTH KOREA invading the US) and spent more time and money digitally removing Chinese symbols and text in the movie and replacing them with Korean and adjusting the story.

Especially after all the muddling done with it, it looks like its going to be pretty terrible. But Chris Hemsworth AND Josh Hutcherson are in it, so I'll be there opening night...

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