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[–]EggOverEasy 626 points627 points ago

His special bar was definitely full.

[–]yourpenisinmyhand 124 points125 points ago

Kind of reminds me of this

[–]Shkafishkafnjak 72 points73 points ago

Yeah 1:08

[–]jamflex9000 31 points32 points ago

someone watch 1:46 so i'm not the only one with cramping sides.

[–]thefatalepic 7 points8 points ago

Lol, WTF?

[–]KorbenD2263 21 points22 points ago

[–]JerseysFinest 0 points1 point ago

Thoroughly enjoyed that little jig at the end.

[–]SpudMuffin 37 points38 points ago

Oh, man. I've never played that game, but I'm laughing so hard that I have tears in my eyes. It's just...every bit of dumb glitchy shit that has ever happened to you in a video game.

[–]yourpenisinmyhand 14 points15 points ago

I almost lost my job because of this video, I was just sitting in my seat crying trying to contain myself.

[–]Unfortunatedude 11 points12 points ago

1:08 to be exact.

[–]triggz 2 points3 points ago

oh jesus this is awesome xD i absolutely love games with ragdoll physics like this. the sound effects are so perfect. literally just spewed cereal all over my arm laughing at this crap

[–]psykomet 2 points3 points ago

That makes Skate 3 look super buggy. Well, maybe it is, I don't know. Actually I don't know why I write this. I don't know.

[–]yourpenisinmyhand 2 points3 points ago

The author says it's not buggy, that he actively sought out buggy locations and other bugs. It's supposed to be a good game I guess.

[–]cellskey 1 point2 points ago

This is priceless. Thank you.

[–]rabbot 1084 points1085 points ago

[–]hippostiptoes 34 points35 points ago

This was one of the main reasons I loved this game. You could just find places to bust your ass in a funny way.

[–]wildo421 3 points4 points ago

So many hours at the School trying to slam dunk my skateboard.

[–]auctionedkitten 125 points126 points ago

That was quite possibly the most amazing gif I've ever seen. Thank you for bringing that into my life.

[–]SweetNeo85 917 points918 points ago

Wow. You have a low threshold of amazing.

[–]thixono 227 points228 points ago

If you have never played Skate, failing with such win is almost impossible

[–]DeathToPennies 75 points76 points ago

I know one thing: That gif made me want to buy skate more than a million let's plays ever has.

[–]Klager 13 points14 points ago

The Skate developers should make a Hall of Meat game, where you can partake in every sport from cricket to base-jumping.

[–]DeathToPennies 13 points14 points ago

Tapping the ball too far to the left in cricket would result in you being launched through the air at 800 miles an hour, flailing pathetically. It's just how Skate developers work.

[–]wildo421 8 points9 points ago

Hall of meat pole vaulting would be spectacular.

[–]auctionedkitten 45 points46 points ago

I'll admit. I'm rather easily amused. I spend all day in a cubicle, so anything is better than that.

[–]Cayterri 54 points55 points ago

I think the key to happiness is being easily amused.

[–]Ag-E 21 points22 points ago

As a man who was playing with a string up until I had to type, I can confirm this.

[–]Intolight 47 points48 points ago

To be fair, that was pretty amazing.

[–]Spurnem 90 points91 points ago

I have a feeling this video may just make your day, then.

Nothing makes my sides hurt from laughing quite like Skate glitch videos.

[–]auctionedkitten 25 points26 points ago

So, in all seriousness: I am crying laughing.

[–]bharden2 2 points3 points ago

They physics generator is call Fkphysics,

[–]badbillsvc 1 point2 points ago

That is a gold mine of potential .gifs

[–]drunk_otter 447 points448 points ago

Worth reversing

Edit: Imgur mirror is above is overloaded: http://i.imgur.com/n3rjU.gif

[–]Gorignak 315 points316 points ago

As someone who's played Skate 3, this still makes sense.

[–]OrangePrototype 111 points112 points ago

Everything makes sense when compared to Skate 3.

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 43 points44 points ago

Hitlers regime?

[–]atticanreno 85 points86 points ago

Have you seen the skate 3 physics?

[–]junkybear 67 points68 points ago

Literally worse than Hitler.

[–]quzox 13 points14 points ago

You wouldn't catch Hitler playing jungle music at 3am.

[–]free_dead_puppy 2 points3 points ago

You wouldn't download a Hitler.

[–]MPinsky 11 points12 points ago

Yes.

[–]MagicalAndrew 56 points57 points ago

I'm #2 in online total board sales! Aaaaaaaand no one cares.

[–]Omnominable 17 points18 points ago

What does that mean?

[–]ElephantRefrigerator 132 points133 points ago

It means he gets tons of pussy.

[–]MagicalAndrew 17 points18 points ago

Oh you have no idea bro, I just hate bringing girls home from MLG skate 3 tourneys because then they have to meet my girlfriend. You know how that goes...

[–]DVNO911 7 points8 points ago

Did they fuck up the third one or? I remember the first two being damn good.

[–]Gageaz 52 points53 points ago

[–]hillesheim1992 23 points24 points ago

"My only regret is that I have boneitis."

[–]endingthread 4 points5 points ago

This is amazing. Thanks for sharing.

[–]DarkSideofOZ 4 points5 points ago

I've been giggling and laughing for a good 15 minutes now. Thanks for the links.

[–]CudleWudles 9 points10 points ago

No. I think the third one is great, but all three have glitches that make strange things happen. Also, it is not a realistic game to begin with. Then again, most games aren't.

[–]BalkiBartokomous 9 points10 points ago

That's true that it's not realistic at all, but compared to Tony Hawk games and how easy it is to do INSANE tricks, it's far MORE realistic. But still not at all.

[–]javvy 7 points8 points ago

But is it realistic?

[–]DVDA_allday 17 points18 points ago

if you set the difficulty to hardcore it gets about as realistic as you would ever want a skateboarding videogame to be.

[–]STABS_WITH_GLUE 2 points3 points ago

Not at all

[–]hessian_ 20 points21 points ago

God damn it everyone stop clicking this link so I can see it. You always overload the websites.

[–]drunk_otter 24 points25 points ago

bugger - have I broken the server - hang on - I'll do an imgur mirror.

Edit: Enjoy!

http://i.imgur.com/n3rjU.gif

[–]smiffy815 18 points19 points ago

Whoa, This guy is definitely cheating using flubber.

[–]alanispani 20 points21 points ago

[–]brokenseeker 6 points7 points ago

Thankyou, Rewindo

[–]The_drowning_poop 257 points258 points ago

I give this 2 days and a this gif comes up again with the text: "Haters gonna.. OH SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCK.. hate".

[–]Zamite 152 points153 points ago

I can make that happen for you.

[–]KimboSpice 103 points104 points ago

Just go ahead and get it out of the way for us

[–]buntH0LE 39 points40 points ago

Your username just made me imagine the image of Kimbo in the kitchen on a cooking show with an apron on, talking to Paula Deen about how much spice to add to his cupcakes

[–]KimboSpice 30 points31 points ago

"My cupcakes pack a punch Paula"

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 12 points13 points ago

When he has to tenderize meat he just does it with his fist.

[–]You_Are_A_Bitch 3 points4 points ago

I imagined Kimbo as a Spice Girl. It was greatly entertaining.

[–]The_drowning_poop 17 points18 points ago

Please do.

[–]eyecite 19 points20 points ago

not.

[–]ElephantRefrigerator 38 points39 points ago

... not make it.

[–]TiredofBeingTired 35 points36 points ago

Alright, there you go. Green light. Get it done.

[–]bfogarty27 7 points8 points ago

but if everything on here isn't turned into 1 of 5 types of jokes how will i know to laugh?

[–]rtiftw 147 points148 points ago

Wow, that's actually pretty impressive. He overrode his initial panic reaction, kept his cool and managed to track the board the whole way.

Of course there was a bit of luck involved but still quite impressive.

[–]solidcube 123 points124 points ago

It's actually REALLY impressive. He just saw that it was falling right and jumped right on. Unbelievable really.

[–]specialk16 70 points71 points ago

What impresses me is how he just hops on the board. It just looks so seamless. I try to imagine myself doing something like this and I'm sure I'd stop for a second or two to consider if I can jump or not. This guy does it in a fraction of a second.

Really fucking awesome.

[–]ndrach 29 points30 points ago

The thing is, most skaters would have tried this exactly the same way, they would see it start to bounce and try to jump on just as calmly as he did. The only difference is that 9/10 times they would fuck up and not land perfectly on the board. So really he did what anyone else would do but got lucky

[–]skyskr4per 12 points13 points ago

Sometimes I count to see how many comments in a row contain the word "just".

[–]paradigm9 2 points3 points ago

Just.

[–]flipmore 6 points7 points ago

This. The art of saving the trick attempt by riding away, becomes a secondary reaction. Let's see Skate incorporate that into the next game!

[–]lizard_king_rebirth 4 points5 points ago

Is quite less than really?

[–]qstns 7 points8 points ago

There was a TIL on this a little while ago. Apparently depending on whether you're British or American, quite can mean 'very' or 'slightly'

[–]zeritor 10 points11 points ago

I'm pretty sure I would have landed on my ass rather than my feet. Had I landed on my feet, I probably would have thought, "holy shit, I'm upright!?" then if I'd had the idea to try and land back on the board, I would have jumped, missed and landed on my ass, ruining the awesome landing I did 2 seconds prior.

[–]Dooch14 44 points45 points ago

Oh Shit-flip.

[–]DEINSTITUTIONALIZED 652 points653 points ago

[–]makesureimjewish 455 points456 points ago

[–]everlong016 333 points334 points ago

[–]BTslo 210 points211 points ago

[–]KingNick 271 points272 points ago

That's no bee! Hes under heavy fire!

[–]Punkwolf 104 points105 points ago

That is the longest Gif. I have ever seen.

[–]DeathToPennies 98 points99 points ago

NSFW

EDIT: I thought it was relevant... I mean, it is a really long gif...

EDIT 2: Fair warning. There are lady-men in this gif. But I really doubt that's the worst part.

[–]skakruk 103 points104 points ago

[–]Punkwolf 14 points15 points ago

Why Oh Why did I watch all of it.

[–]DeathToPennies 25 points26 points ago

Because it would be a crime against your curiosity to not watch it all.

[–]zeppoleon 9 points10 points ago

hot

[–]SupriseRape 20 points21 points ago

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[–]Reflexlon 14 points15 points ago

No, that girl does.

[–]hardleft121 6 points7 points ago

wow. that was spectacular... who... where...

[–]hollys241 6 points7 points ago

what the

[–]Mazuna 19 points20 points ago

I...uh...wat?

[–]DeathToPennies 26 points27 points ago

Well, I thought it was relevant. I mean, he said it was the longest gif he'd ever seen, so I pulled out the longest gif I'd ever seen.

[–]ZaQri 14 points15 points ago

wat.

[–]Bennyk491 5 points6 points ago

You... You bastard. You glorious bastard.

[–]Utasora 2 points3 points ago

Straight female here.

Strangely... I'm incredibly turned on..

[–]togepi258 42 points43 points ago

It...doesn't...stop...

[–]ahampster 13 points14 points ago

Soccer at its finest

[–]jking800 19 points20 points ago

[–]UniqueName2 16 points17 points ago

As a man who's allergic to bees iknowthatfeel.jpg

[–]my_bitches_love_me 31 points32 points ago

BEADS???

[–]glaedr 12 points13 points ago

What was actually happening in this gif before the bees were added?

Edit: Oprah is cool.

[–]Sqube 17 points18 points ago

It was a notable episode of Oprah where she gave everybody in the crowd a new car.

Edit: Fixed for grammar.

[–]cidzaer 4 points5 points ago

Giving away houses or some such... Oprah does that a lot.

[–]Sekh765 2 points3 points ago

She was giving out free cars to people that had written into her show and seemed the most in need of them.

[–]netpastor 2 points3 points ago

looks like the size of a car to me.

[–]Rudiger036 4 points5 points ago

I haven't laughed that hard since I killed that possum.

[–]veterejf 6 points7 points ago

D..D..D..D..Drop da bees.

[–]cheapdvds 1 point2 points ago

I have never been so pleasantly amused by bees since honey comb. XD

[–]makesureimjewish 8 points9 points ago

knew what it was before opening hahaha well done

[–]BiggC 2 points3 points ago

Ah, my favourite GIF.

[–]punchingtrees 21 points22 points ago

BEADS

[–]makesureimjewish 8 points9 points ago

Gob's not on board

[–]puttheremoteinherbut 1 point2 points ago

I hear they are going missing in large amounts. Glad reddit has found them.

[–]LoveItNowDoIt -5 points-4 points ago

wow..Skrillix is a total ass clown.

[–]Havegooda 30 points31 points ago

Oh god, an artist is really getting into it for one of his shows! Better make fun of him! /circlejerk

[–]Forever_Awkward 7 points8 points ago

If by really getting into it, you mean having a very awkward seizure, then yeah. Personally, I'm impressed.

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 2 points3 points ago

You would be, of all people.

[–]IndubENTably 6 points7 points ago

He probably wouldn't think very highly of you and your accomplishments either but all that money is clogging up that part of his brain.

[–]NBAallstar 7 points8 points ago

SO BRAVE.

[–]MnBran6 4 points5 points ago

Why?

[–]slightly_inaccurate 37 points38 points ago

I'm mesmerized, the timing of both kicks is absolutely perfect.

[–]flamingfungi 48 points49 points ago

lmfao, right, it's almost like the gif was made that way...

[–]xGamerdude 19 points20 points ago

Dude, make the bee's down-votes like he's fighting of the negativity.

[–]DEINSTITUTIONALIZED 119 points120 points ago

[–]xGamerdude 25 points26 points ago

Fuck yeah.

[–]suckerswag 4 points5 points ago

Would be even better if the bees were downvotes and the board was an upvote.

[–]tommygoogy 16 points17 points ago

Damn, what a buzzkill.

[–]IronChariots 15 points16 points ago

Now honey, let's not start a pun thread here.

[–]redvelveteenrabbit 9 points10 points ago

I mean, we're just contributing to the pun-laden hivemind.

[–]tommygoogy 8 points9 points ago

But a pun thread would be the Bees Knees!

[–]suliaulen 1 point2 points ago

BEADS?

[–]dorekk 1 point2 points ago

BEES!

[–]WildSyrup 10 points11 points ago

Haha! That was good.

[–]CudleWudles 32 points33 points ago

Why is this downvoted when "that is fucking hilarious" is at the top?

[–]BrianAllred 41 points42 points ago

It doesn't have enough fuck.

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 10 points11 points ago

Can somebody please get the guy some fucking fucks.

[–]ReactivActualization 4 points5 points ago

This is honestly my best guess.

[–]CardboardHeatshield 3 points4 points ago

This is reddit. Are you trying to break the internet with such things as Consistancy?

[–]SomeNoveltyAccount 10 points11 points ago

So the real problem with the Internet is lack of fiber?

[–]CardboardHeatshield 11 points12 points ago

Yes. Both Optic and Dietary.

[–]-SHE 1 point2 points ago

That's what I said

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[–]LL_KooL_Aid 25 points26 points ago

no one ever thinks about how it makes the bees feel...

[–]TheBrightKnight 9 points10 points ago

As a bee, I can confirm this.

[–]CrotchRot_66 5 points6 points ago

Missed opportunity for appropriately constructed user name.

[–]TheBrightKnight 1 point2 points ago

Hindsight is a bitch.

[–]DeLaRosaBryan 79 points80 points ago

When life hands you lemons, pretend it didn't happen and carry on like a boss

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[–]Sociomancer 9 points10 points ago

Nah, you punch that bitch in the mouth and remind it you gave it a list motherfucker!

[–]classy_stegasaurus 14 points15 points ago

Nah, you get mad and demand to see life's manager!

[–]K1eptomaniaK 3 points4 points ago

Nah, you take the lemons and turn them into incendiary devices and burn Life's house down.

[–]nottinghampan 6 points7 points ago

Then you go surfing.

[–]_drowninga 2 points3 points ago

I don't need your DAMN lemons!

[–]FloppyCatfish 1 point2 points ago

Actually, you probably just found lemons

[–]joegekko 37 points38 points ago

Just like a cat. "Huh? Oh, yeah, I meant to do that."

[–]MyLastNameIsSummy 16 points17 points ago

We'll call this the whirly bird. Sounds good.

[–]De_vinchy 13 points14 points ago

I was thinking the fuck-flip

[–]Matt_McSteezy 4 points5 points ago

Andy MacDonald reference?

[–]Poopwink 11 points12 points ago

Looks like Ryan Reyes

[–]youngzaphod 5 points6 points ago

I think it's Ry Rey! Holy shit!

[–]silenc3x 6 points7 points ago

ryan reynolds skates?

[–]youngzaphod 1 point2 points ago

Ryan Reyes. Can we get some skateaz kids on here to confirm?

[–]NurmaKhan 17 points18 points ago

Looks like Andrew WK

[–]ohdoeSally 4 points5 points ago

More than positive this is from thrashers Skate Park Round Up: Creature at night?

[–]MrStrings2006 6 points7 points ago

This looks a bit like it was planned. How he'd know the board would land and flip like that would be crazy though. Or he attempted it 78X and fucked it up 77X.

[–]Armed_To_The_Teets 18 points19 points ago

I was shredding in the office today when the boss walked in.

"Take your skateboard and fuck off," he said. "You're fired."

[–]DiscoMonkay 3 points4 points ago

I feel like I'm missing a reference.

[–]Armed_To_The_Teets 3 points4 points ago

It's when you do nasty tricks on your skateboard

[–]netpastor 1 point2 points ago

the amazing presence of mind and ability here are astonishing.

[–]BookofTrek 3 points4 points ago

Totally meant to do that

[–]qwertywtf 3 points4 points ago

Is there a link to the video of this?

[–]DeadShotShorty 1 point2 points ago

You know what's even more impressive? http://img.reversegif.com/21775.gif

[–]Ronnie_Soak 1 point2 points ago

Now that's some Jedi shit there. :)

[–]soundminded 3 points4 points ago

I don't always wipeout but when I do, I don't

[–]RevClamJuice 9 points10 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
Oh shit! shit! aaaand saved 373coms 3266pts 2hrs funny
Yeah I got this 4coms 33pts 25dys gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]paulseagull 12 points13 points ago

His name is Tony Trujillo and he rides for ANTI-HERO SKATEBOARDS, INDEPENDENT TRUCKS, SPITFIRE, AND VANS. BUY HIS SHIT. HE RIPS.

[–]nickbrunooo 16 points17 points ago

No.

[–]paulseagull 8 points9 points ago

yes.

[–]theonlyalterego 8 points9 points ago

maybe.

[–]ithrewthisthatway 5 points6 points ago

Etnies Skatepark, Lake Forest CA?

[–]lunchboxdell234 0 points1 point ago

Definitely looks like it. I'm guessing the pool and vert wall are behind the filmer.

[–]andrewsmith1986 6 points7 points ago

If I ever tried to do this I would end up losing my teeth.

[–]Unidan 19 points20 points ago

When I was seven, my mom told me not to skate in the house.

I caught my leg on a corner, fell right onto our wood floor and heard the pieces of my two front teeth clatter across the hallway.

You should listen to your mother.

[–]jamispoon 2 points3 points ago

Losing, like misplacing?

[–]TijuanaTacoMonster 11 points12 points ago

Found at Skate-Park: Dentures in Hello Kitty case

[–]CodeOfKonami 4 points5 points ago

God damn, I thought I was pedantic.

[–]paulseagull 1 point2 points ago

The one and only TONY TRUJILLO!

[–]hairysachs 2 points3 points ago

I'm seeing a new trick for the x-games

[–]pibroch 1 point2 points ago

Is that Dave Grohl?

[–]sleepfighter7 3 points4 points ago

This is cool. It's not funny though