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[–]bigskykb 161 points162 points ago

The traditional pinata is a 7 pointed star, representing the 7 deadly sins. Children with sticks represent the forces of good overcoming the sins.

It's kind of disturbing to see children beating the crap out of their favorite licensed cartoon characters in the modern pinata ceremony.

FUCK YOU, DORA!!!!

[–]vthokieswn 38 points39 points ago

Well maybe cartoon characters exhibit the 7 deadly sins.

[–]bigskykb 33 points34 points ago

Perhaps, and if it were a Disney character, I'd be more likely to agree. But this young man seems smart enough to realize that good people don't hit Spidey.... only villains.

[–]yourpenisinmyhand 31 points32 points ago

The Seven Deadly Dwarves

[–]UnicornsDildoHorns 8 points9 points ago

Sneezing is a sin.

[–]yourpenisinmyhand 11 points12 points ago

Wrath... against dust.

[–]mitt-romney 9 points10 points ago

Holy fuck. I had never noticed that.

[–]RudyBagels 0 points1 point ago

In the real story, wasnt she gang raped by the dwarves?

[–]WasherDryerCombo 0 points1 point ago

I don't know but my knowledge of real fairy tales tell me that yes, that's exactly what happened. Then someone's thumbs got cut off.

[–]lewok 1 point2 points ago

spidey has suffered enough in his life, he doesn't need someone whacking him with a stick.

[–]the_dancing_taco 26 points27 points ago

Lust: Spongebob (always giving "excessive" love) Sloth: Patrick (lazier than a rock) Wrath: Squidward (always hating everyone) Greed: mr. Krabs (money lover) Gluttony: Gary (always eating spomgebob's couch) Envy: Plankton (trying to destroy the Krusty Krab) Pride: Sandy (too much pride for Texas)

[–]CoolBowtie 2 points3 points ago

FUCK YOU, CHILDISH THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE!!!!

[–]monstercake 1 point2 points ago

I've heard the main characters of spongebob are actually supposed to represent the 7 deadly sins.

[–]grantiepantie -5 points-4 points ago

DOWN WITH THE WEST! DOWN WITH CAPITALISM!

[–]Menospan 2 points3 points ago

When ever I see a Justin Bieber piñata

Do you buy it because you like Bieber or do you buy it because you hate Bieber and want to hit him with a stick?

[–]buckX 2 points3 points ago

Oh, and here I thought it represented Papa Nurgle.

[–]CornflakeJustice 1 point2 points ago

Ahh, I see you're a fellow /r/Warhammer er. DEATH TO CHAOS.

[–]Huevon 0 points1 point ago

Would you say you have a plethora of piñatas?

[–]Shamson 0 points1 point ago

If I ever have kids I'll fill those dora and spiderman pinatas with raw liver instead of candy and toys.

[–]PhilbertMcFilibuster 21 points22 points ago

Who is the asshole who made a Piñata out of Spidey? Fuck that guy.

[–]blackhawk465 12 points13 points ago

No wonder the kid wants to hug it. What normal kid wants to kill Spiderman?

[–]L07 14 points15 points ago

I feel like I'm shooting Lenny. It's sad, but it had to be done. All he wanted to do was tend rabbits.

[–]IgnosticZealot 5 points6 points ago

This comment gave me a sad :(

[–]Ice_tail 1 point2 points ago

D:

[–]pieguyfry22 2 points3 points ago

and, and, and the rabbits- (bang)

[–]juliejuju 25 points26 points ago

That is just the sweetest thing lol

[–]VitruvianMonkey 4 points5 points ago

You say sweetest, I say saddest. Someone is going to break open that little dude's hero and feast on the sweetened innards, and he's probably going to have to watch.

[–]probablynotaperv 35 points36 points ago

Unless it's a picture of a baby. Fuck, babies are ugly.

[–]huck08 17 points18 points ago

Or any mention of cake day. Fuck, that shit is stupid.

[–]bag-o-tricks 1 point2 points ago

Newborns? Yes. Past six months or so? Cute.

[–]Daddelfar 1 point2 points ago

This does not include baby shoes and baby socks. I'm a 400 lbs 12x mr olympia volunteer firefighter, and I d'awww every time. evry tim!

[–]plz600 5 points6 points ago

Try posting in /r/reactiongifs

[–]surells 3 points4 points ago

I love that kid, I hope he's having a good life.

[–]nerph_herder 2 points3 points ago

I never understood the theory behind taking a child's most beloved character and then getting them to smash the living crap out of it until its insides spill over the floor in an expulsion of sweetness. Followed by a stampede of sugar crazed children scratching and punching at each other to get mounds of some cheap ass candy that you probably don't want them to have anyway.

[–]mikejac 1 point2 points ago

Because there's delicious candy inside. I'd smash the shit out of you if your guts were made of Twizzlers and Starburst (no offense).

[–]nerph_herder 0 points1 point ago

none taken.

[–]El_Brapitan 40 points41 points ago

Slightly different title =/= worthy of posting again....

title comnts points age /r/
How I Feel Down Voting Something on r/aww 4coms 128pts 2hrs funny
I’m sorry bro 0coms 0pts 7dys aww
I love spidey too little guy 1com -4pts 15dys funny
im sorry 2coms 9pts 17dys GifSound
I'm sorry pinata bro 0coms 2pts 20dys funny
I'm sorry pinata bro 7coms 62pts 24dys funny
I'm sorry spiderbro, they made me do it. :( 11coms 254pts 1mo aww
I'm sorry pinata bro 0coms 4pts 1mo funny
How I see some atheists apologizing over to r/islam. 4coms 2pts 1mo atheism
"I'm sorry, they made me!" 50coms 895pts 1mo funny
I'm sorry! :,( 1com 10pts 2mos aww
This kid... 13coms 312pts 3mos gifs
Sorry, friend 3coms 36pts 3mos gifs
Bu-But I love spiderman 1com 11pts 4mos aww
I wish more people were like this kid 20coms 434pts 4mos gif
Poor Spidey 2coms 21pts 4mos gifs
I'm sorry pinata bro 560coms 2661pts 5mos funny
But... but... but he's my friend 2coms 15pts 5mos aww
I'm sorry...they made me do it 4coms 116pts 5mos gifs
I'm sorry, Spiderman! 4coms 29pts 5mos gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]AlphaCunt 8 points9 points ago

I usually don't mind reposts, but this one triggered my gag reflex.

[–]enzeru666 5 points6 points ago

That waddling penguin in the background looks shifty.

[–]womg 2 points3 points ago

Where the fuck is this penguin?

[–]dilln 4 points5 points ago

The fat kid

[–]womg 3 points4 points ago

/slow.

[–]cr125rider 1 point2 points ago

Why doesn't just bend his knees?

[–]thesatchmo 3 points4 points ago

I will always upvote this however many times it gets reposted. I can imagine the kid crying into the Piñata "I'm sorrrrryyy. BAAAWWWW"

[–]dispenserhere -2 points-1 points ago

You are the reason i've seen this like 5 times

[–]thesatchmo 0 points1 point ago

Yet this is the first time seeing it for others. Jesus. Grow up.

[–]dispenserhere 0 points1 point ago

Touchy, aren't we?

[–]buwka -5 points-4 points ago

You're the problem.

[–]thesatchmo 0 points1 point ago

What problem? Downvote and move on. I guess you're saying STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE.

[–]ticklishcage 0 points1 point ago

Reposts are sometimes okay but this is number #4 all time in r/funny! UNACCEPTABLE! http://a0.img.mobypicture.com/28205c78bdc0647812c92f4a0457d407_view.jpg

[–]greenglassnohands -1 points0 points ago

reposts are never okay

[–]PhilbertMcFilibuster -2 points-1 points ago

Thats weird, cuz I have been on reddit for a year and I have never seen that gif. This is one of the most heartwrenching things I have seen in ages. So, all you repost whiners can just shove it.

[–]dertymike -2 points-1 points ago

FUCK YOU

[–]greenglassnohands -2 points-1 points ago

fuck you

[–]EpicJ 1 point2 points ago

I swear this was posted yesterday

[–]Lolwrd 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only person who thought this link was going to be a seal being clubbed with a downvote?

[–]icanhazkarma17 1 point2 points ago

you are not alone.

[–]KrazyEyezKilla 0 points1 point ago

Just shown this to my girlfriend who made some very motherly 'awww' sounds which I've never heard before. Thanks reddit.

Although yes it is adorable.

[–]nautikal 0 points1 point ago

DAMN YOU WHOEVER MADE THOSE FLIP FLOPS.

[–]Lonelan 1 point2 points ago

Oh no, you found my weakness.

A 4 year old with a bat.

[–]Intimate_bear 1 point2 points ago

reeepost...

[–]StickyNinja 0 points1 point ago

AWWWW :[

[–]redditchao999 0 points1 point ago

It reminds me of the best line in the Sam and Max Freelance Police animated series:

Sam: Gee, I don't know anyone who would firebomb kittens...

Max: Here, let me!!

[–]WreckerCrew 1 point2 points ago

Yet I get a rock hard boner when I downvote anything on /r/aww.

[–]greenglassnohands 0 points1 point ago

me too man, me too.

[–]insomniac_Goku 0 points1 point ago

This must have been a Canadian birthday party...

[–]supermonkey1313 0 points1 point ago

I once downvoted my friend's cat because she didn't upvote mine.

[–]HeyZuesHChrist 0 points1 point ago

Does anybody else think this .gif was played backwards to make it look like he swung twice and then hugged him? It looks like to me, by the way the little kid walks, is that he hugs him first, and then starts hitting him.

[–]outofnowhere 1 point2 points ago

Thank god I thought I was the only who knew this playing in reverse.

[–]HeyZuesHChrist 1 point2 points ago

I thought I might be losing my mind, but I noticed something wasn't right about it the first time I saw it a few weeks ago. It bothers me every time I see it. I'd love to get a confirmation.

[–]Bennethon 1 point2 points ago

No, it's not played backwards. I just reversed it, and it looks really weird going the other way. The woman and the kid walk backwards. The woman adjusts her shirt by pulling it up (reverse Picard maneuver). It's playing in the right direction in the original.

Edit: here's the gif reversed, so you can see what I mean: http://i.imgur.com/wQygr.gif

[–]HeyZuesHChrist 2 points3 points ago

Well, that settles that.

[–]Leadpipe -2 points-1 points ago

I downvote anything from /r/aww that makes the front page (so as to remove it / hide it from my view). I don't care about cats, dogs, babies, etc. I have a similar rule for /r/trees and /r/circlejerk.

[–]agorahrah 1 point2 points ago

Why not just unsubscribe from it?

[–]Leadpipe -1 points0 points ago

from /r/all?

[–]crackbabydaddy -2 points-1 points ago

Came here looking for the Jack Black kicking the dog gif. Was dissappointed.