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[–]drunk_otter 1693 points1694 points ago

Also known as a "get into jail free" card.

[–]Loanhighknight 975 points976 points ago

[–]DirtPile 263 points264 points ago

Best upvote/downvote edited gif I've seen.

[–]maroonbandito 502 points503 points ago

[–]Mullersaur 6 points7 points ago

Upvote for batman.

[–]JSKim 12 points13 points ago

What movie was that gif from? Seemed really familiar, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

[–]ZiggyOnMars 44 points45 points ago

The Dark Knight

[–]soulshn[S] 41 points42 points ago

racist

[–]Sengura 22 points23 points ago

Knight Batman Dark The

[–]AISim 7 points8 points ago

The Dark Batman Knight

[–]moddestmouse 27 points28 points ago

Knightman. Woooooahhh ooooh

[–]Mindhandle 16 points17 points ago

Dayman, destroyer of the Knightman. Wooooooahh oooh

[–]EDASBOOTS 7 points8 points ago

Yes.

[–]caindaddy 168 points169 points ago

Perfect representation of a karma whore.

[–]snatchinyopeopleup 122 points123 points ago

To me, it's the meta visual representation of /r/GoneWild

[–]sltkr 58 points59 points ago

The subscribers aren't anywhere near that classy.

[–]Sn1pex 104 points105 points ago

To be honest, he isn't even wearing pants.

[–]VomitGolem 38 points39 points ago

That's /r/GoneWild alright

[–]derpaherpa 27 points28 points ago

Thanks to her reaction, you could remake it with a blue one, as well.

[–]Abezilla116 3 points4 points ago

Instantly my favorite.

[–]speedy_fox 338 points339 points ago

[–]caindaddy 247 points248 points ago

I like to think that the fat kid is Apostolate

[–]GeoM56 90 points91 points ago

But people care about the fat kid. He got a nice pat on the head.

[–]caindaddy 75 points76 points ago

It's a pity pat.

[–]neilaaay 84 points85 points ago

Like the pity patter of fatty feet.

[–]g_robot 25 points26 points ago

The epitome of pity patter of the fat fatty's feet.

[–]HolySHlT 37 points38 points ago

Pit Pat: The Magical Pansexual Non-threating Spokesthing

[–]McFro 5 points6 points ago

I know most people don't go through the comments like I do, but when I find gold like this, I'm inspired once again to continue my quest for comment gold.

[–]HolySHlT 9 points10 points ago

well thank you good sir, you deserve a blowjob

[–]snakoblooloo[!] 2 points3 points ago

What happen to Grandma Betsy? She looks like a man....

[–]HolySHlT 2 points3 points ago

SHE IS A MAN

[–]kayaksmak 31 points32 points ago

[–]whut 6 points7 points ago

I like your thinks, bro.

[–]DisregardMyComment 36 points37 points ago

What's sad is that the fat kid was probably a freak show back then. Today, he's just a little abnormal.

[–]Shadefox 23 points24 points ago

And almost certainly had an actual medical reason for getting so obese.

[–]turkletom 16 points17 points ago

Pity upvotes are the worst.

Upvote like a MAN!

[–]whut 5 points6 points ago

Holy crap, what is that really from? Some fin de siècle people zoo??

[–]carrotman424 2 points3 points ago

Wait a minute. I thought Jerry O'Connel was the fattest kid ever before 2000.

[–]shitterplug 1 point2 points ago

Up Gunther! Up!

[–]govnah 3 points4 points ago

oh dear goodness that is so charming.

[–]Temporarily__Alone 138 points139 points ago

My favorite: I call this one Downvote Revenge

[–]obliterationn 69 points70 points ago

pow, right in the kisser

[–]KettleCellar 20 points21 points ago

Wow. Good reverb in this room.

[–]shipman 8 points9 points ago

POW, RIGHT IN THE KISSER

[–]captdimitri 8 points9 points ago

POW, RIGHT IN THE KISSER

[–]KakariBlue 27 points28 points ago

Oh I'm just going to take my backpack off and BAM!

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[–]nehpets96 52 points53 points ago

I like this one.

[–]lfzero 17 points18 points ago

I hate children. Shower me with your downvotes.

[–]How_Do_Magnets_Work 105 points106 points ago

[–]penguin93 201 points202 points ago

[–]snatchinyopeopleup 31 points32 points ago

You have a gift

[–]Tenure 75 points76 points ago

*gif

[–]kcintlob 18 points19 points ago

It would be even better if you had posted the first half of the gif, and drunk_otter posted the part with Wonka taking the arrow.

[–]Radtown[!] 19 points20 points ago

At least ol' slugworth didn't get it.

[–]iamrory 2 points3 points ago

Slugworth was in on it the whole time.

The original /r/karmaconspiracy.

[–]123choji 24 points25 points ago

How is that possible?

[–]kch618 23 points24 points ago

  1. Someone cuts the gif into two gifs

  2. Loanhighknight posts first part of the split gif where Charlie drops the upvote

  3. drunk_otter posts second half where Wonka puts hand over upvote

  4. ????

  5. Karma

[–]CaptainSombrero 10 points11 points ago

Seriously, why the fuck does reddit downvote anybody who asks questions?

[–]AustinTreeLover 23 points24 points ago

Well, at least they just downvoted. Usually they call the person a dumbass first and post that smartass Google gif.

Yes, asshats, I can Google it, but I'm on a discussion board because I want to discuss.

Summer here is basically like giving YouTube commenters a downvote button.

[–]Prosopagnosia 4 points5 points ago

So shines a good deed in a weary world.

[–]MoroccoBotix 6 points7 points ago

You stole Fizzy Lifting drinks!

[–]soulshn[S] 65 points66 points ago

i just shared this with the person who gave me this and he damned near fell out.

edit: and damn i wish i had though of that for a title.

[–]shexpanda 16 points17 points ago

You'll get it next time, keep your chin up!

[–]ChocolateGrain 68 points69 points ago

JnNgre.gif

dat url

[–]skateboard34 196 points197 points ago

[–]caindaddy 73 points74 points ago

That kid has 2 left hands

[–]AndyRooney 145 points146 points ago

thats racist

[–]White_Luigi 47 points48 points ago

That's gay.

EDIT: I thought reddit liked Community. I'VE BEEN HAD!

EDIT2: Ah, there we go.

[–]Rizzpooch 21 points22 points ago

That's homophobic

[–]White_Luigi 23 points24 points ago

That's black.

[–]AmoCrescent 30 points31 points ago

That's reddit.

[–]pittrx 34 points35 points ago

THAT'S SO RAVEN

[–]Derporelli 17 points18 points ago

No, that's sinister.

[–]videogameexpert 12 points13 points ago

That's Latin. (in origin)

[–]Derporelli 4 points5 points ago

That's correct. (in correctness)

[–]caindaddy 21 points22 points ago

NO, THIS IS PATRICK

[–]Lewkylewk 8 points9 points ago

Yeah, that's the only issue i have with that too. ಠ_ಠ

[–]ERRYDAYIMWAFFELIN 18 points19 points ago

You have issues with seeing a black kid on the internet?

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Lewkylewk 9 points10 points ago

Jokes on you! I'm black.

[–]lfzero 4 points5 points ago

Jokes on you: you're black!

[–]EpicJ 5 points6 points ago

[–]victor47 21 points22 points ago

[–]Squalor- 321 points322 points ago

As a black man, when a riot breaks out, I'm running as fast as I can the other way (which is pretty damn fast) . . .

and getting arrested for fleeing the scene of a crime I had nothing to do with.

[–]jakebluu 59 points60 points ago

I'm black, but I'm slow.

Do we have like a negro wagon or something? if not we need to get on that.

[–]tonyvila 65 points66 points ago

"Negro wagon" looks like it should be a palindrome, but isn't. "Negro worgen", however...

[–]trsn 8 points9 points ago

I miss how the old Shadowfang Keep instance used to be a racist easter egg.

It was a place ruled by a white man who had enslaved the worgen (read it backwards), a mainly dark-furred species that dropped wool and water melons.

[–]obsceneonetwo 26 points27 points ago

it's pretty rare to find a negro worgen

...i'll see myself out.

[–]ANDpandy 5 points6 points ago

The negro worgen. It worgens negros

[–]skepticalDragon 22 points23 points ago

"police van"

[–]MrMastodon 156 points157 points ago

Well you know how the joke goes.

Why are black people you see so fast? All the slow ones are in jail.

I'll be going now.

[–]soulshn[S] 60 points61 points ago

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics every four years?

[–]thndrchld 339 points340 points ago

Because all the money that would go to training athletes instead goes to corrupt officials and drug cartels.

Did I get it right? Guys?

[–]brickwall5 49 points50 points ago

Anti Joke Chicken, is that you?!

[–]Neonfire 22 points23 points ago

This makes me sad. :(

[–]VaguelyCondescending 56 points57 points ago

Why Latvian cross the road many times?

Hope car hit him and end struggle. But Latvian forget there no cars in Latvia. Struggle continue.

[–]cats_will_rule 4 points5 points ago

hugs Hetalia representation of Latvia

[–]icortesi 102 points103 points ago

because everyone who can swim, run and (what was the other one? jump?) is in the US

As a Mexican I get that joke a lot, quite boring right now...

[–]MrMastodon 12 points13 points ago

Does it make you sleepy now?

[–]fauxpunk 7 points8 points ago

Aye, so sleepy!

[–]Forgototherpassword 4 points5 points ago

This is how you teach Evolution in Kentucky.

[–]hopethisnameworks 182 points183 points ago

So the "Race Card" really IS a thing.

[–]Farmerj0hn 160 points161 points ago

Yeah dude, of course it is a real thing, they wear them on the front of their chests during marathons all the time, can't believe you guys have never seen race cards.

[–]oldstoryboards 13 points14 points ago

That was beautiful.

[–]seveneightn9ne 10 points11 points ago

African American Express

[–]fakewookie 2 points3 points ago

Race card? I prefer the term "African American Express".

[–]string97bean 51 points52 points ago

Looks like it has been through a few riots in its day.

[–]SuperKlydeFrog 25 points26 points ago

you shouldn't refer to negros as "it"--very unbecoming

[–]soulshn[S] 157 points158 points ago

Given to me by a black coworker about 5 years ago... it was pretty rough looking when i got it making me think it is quite a bit older than that and has been passed around a good bit.

Who makes these kinds of things?

Edit: this is not homemade, it is a printed commercially made card.

[–]Troll__McLure 20 points21 points ago

Here's a back story about those cards: http://www.nytimes.com/2001/12/12/sports/boxing-some-curious-ali-curios-for-bid-in-online-auction.html

This does not mean it necessarily an original, but who knows.

[–]tipping-is-dumb 5 points6 points ago

I didn't see a signature from an original Negro on the card, so it's not going to help him in a riot.

[–]HighSpeed556 2 points3 points ago

Not sure why you haven't been upvoted to the top. Nice find.

[–]Rildiz 28 points29 points ago

Nothing new. Had to write on the back of a Polaroid that this particular friend had the right to use the word nigger. This was when Clawfingers Nigger was popular and the stupid always sung along. Sang? Sung? Meh

[–]Ikimasen 15 points16 points ago

[–]stonecutterunderwear 34 points35 points ago

Non-blacks can say nigger all they want as long as there are no black people within earshot. That's what I've learned from growing up in the suburbs.

[–]Ikimasen 17 points18 points ago

Yikes.

[–]tmotom 7 points8 points ago

But being in the suburbs, we really have no quarrel with the African race. We just like the word, my nigga.

[–]frotc914 2 points3 points ago

In 50 years, ONLY suburban white kids will be saying it and then complaining about how that's THEIR word.

[–]Rildiz 2 points3 points ago

haha wish I had a clever script that could upvote you to curiosity.

[–]redem 3 points4 points ago

Good song that, but the chorus makes me cringe if my mp3 player is too loud in public.

[–]ChrisQF 8 points9 points ago

why is it stupid to sing along to a song?

[–]Rildiz 104 points105 points ago

Because the only part he knew was 'nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger '

[–]rileyrulesu 46 points47 points ago

' I'm 100% nigger'

[–]AlrightStopHammatime 2 points3 points ago

Why do you drink so much beer?

[–]Thaigar 2 points3 points ago

"Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger"

[–]scragpad 2 points3 points ago

I sang, they sung. I think...

[–]HighburyFieldsForeve 8 points9 points ago

I sang. I have sung.

I ate. I have eaten.

[–]Nyrb 2 points3 points ago

Would be a complicated during a race riot.

[–]soulshn[S] 7 points8 points ago

Never thought about it but I guess I can claim neutrality now?

Nice!

[–]_supernovasky_ 2 points3 points ago

You should laminate it.

[–]Taodyn 379 points380 points ago

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark!

[–]LaszloK 254 points255 points ago

Who you calling "off white"?!

[–]AndyRooney 82 points83 points ago

[–]matty_a 20 points21 points ago

You have to give us a NSFL tag when JVG closeups are involved.

[–]Lykdisifukryevrytim 13 points14 points ago

Not you sir. I have this card, im one of you

[–]123choji 17 points18 points ago

Glorious, GLORIOUS watermark

[–]BetterWithBacon 19 points20 points ago

CAN WE FIND MORE LIKE THAT?

[–]theflamecrow 0 points1 point ago

No, dear god no.

[–]Renshato 2 points3 points ago

WHAT A MONSTROUS CREATURE!

[–]Creepy_PM_ 25 points26 points ago

Is something wrong, Patrick? Your sweating.

[–]MrMastodon 74 points75 points ago

His sweating what?

[–]Creepy_PM_ 39 points40 points ago

Fuck it. The shit grammar is staying.

[–]MrMastodon 15 points16 points ago

I like the cut of your jib.

[–]bassblair11 6 points7 points ago

I think he meant "sweater".

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

I don't want to get you drunk, but that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.

[–]bergyd 13 points14 points ago

They see me rollin', they don't hate.

[–]RunHomeJack 52 points53 points ago

You allright man, you allright.

[–]coinstarchange 7 points8 points ago

[–]soulshn[S] 12 points13 points ago

i thought about sharing this after reading that thread.

Nice connection.

[–]madstebbs 7 points8 points ago

congratulations on making this a thing

[–]sg7791 2 points3 points ago

This is definitely my least favorite arrangement of words.

[–]MarioSteele 7 points8 points ago

When you really true have to downvote someone..My favorite http://i.imgur.com/1h53v.gif

[–]Rob1150 2 points3 points ago

Jeez. What movie is that from?

[–]Montaron87 10 points11 points ago

I wonder if that guy that accidentally joined a Mexican Gang got the Mexican version of this card.

[–]baronow 5 points6 points ago

If you are John Mayer this explains a lot.

[–]Silverburst 23 points24 points ago

I must be slow, but i dont get why this is funny and not just racist. "Ha ha those crazy black people and their riots!"

[–]soulshn[S] 4 points5 points ago

It was given to me as a joke and the card in and of itself is a joke...

Try to imagine the absurdity of me, as a 160 pound when wet white guy, with 100 very pissed off black men bearing down on me suddenly yelling: STOP! Pulling out my wallet and handing them this card expecting everything to be alright.

Nothing?

[–]spacewrangler420 2 points3 points ago

This is likely from the late sixties or early seventies or so when the black panther movement was ramping up. It was likely given to members of the weather underground as well as other sympathizers

[–]nxtlvljumz 6 points7 points ago

I just don't get it, period, what's the punchline? What context? Did I wake up with Asperger's this morning, or is this really as unfunny as I think it is?

[–]albequirky 2 points3 points ago

The punchline is that black people supposedly hate white people, and given any chance (such as a race riot) will attack them at whim.

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[–]Im_not_a_racist_but 4 points5 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]OneCello 9 points10 points ago

I fell really stupid. I don't get it. Anyone?

[–]TheCannon 29 points30 points ago

Does this distinction also come with a dick extension?

[–]soulshn[S] 44 points45 points ago

No.

[–]TheCannon 34 points35 points ago

Total ripoff.

[–]soulshn[S] 140 points141 points ago

Well, they charged extra for it and i just really didn't need it.

[–]ChrisQF 29 points30 points ago

zing.

[–]tackslock 24 points25 points ago

Heh, white women standards.

[–]soulshn[S] 11 points12 points ago

verily

[–]flignir 7 points8 points ago

That's a pretty harsh alternative to a dick extension.

[–]garygreenfreeman 8 points9 points ago

Why is Reddit so obsessed with race?

[–]Ethanol_Based_Life 9 points10 points ago

My "in case of riot" card

http://i.imgur.com/M1Rr3.jpg

[–]kyru 18 points19 points ago

reddit racism, classic

[–]Charbonneau85 6 points7 points ago

I don't really expect much better on a site where /r/niggers is allowed to exist.

[–]phraemer 25 points26 points ago

LOL racism!

[–]Mystery_Hours 11 points12 points ago

Yeah this just looks like blatant racism to me, is there more to it that I'm missing?

[–]sje46 12 points13 points ago

Nope. Just reddit patting itself on the back for being politically incorrect.

[–]NotaMethAddict 7 points8 points ago

So what does being an honorary negro entail?

[–]AtomicSamuraiCyborg 19 points20 points ago

In a riot, the other Negro rioters will not beat you up, but instead enjoin you to loot alongside them.

[–]DeuceSevin 43 points44 points ago

So he should return the favor and give his black friend an honorary white card to avoid arrest when the cops arrive.

[–]xltbx 4 points5 points ago

[–]gJonny 2 points3 points ago

This could go either way.

[–]foolsmagools 0 points1 point ago

Indubitably, my v-card :(

[–]grammar_connoisseur 1 point2 points ago

One

ಠ_ಠ

i

ಠ_ಠ

Unnecessary capitalization + failure to observe mandatory capitalization = ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ

[–]nicholasferber 2 points3 points ago

i am not an american. i thought that race card was something you punch in before you run in a race.

[–]Mimsy_borogoves 5 points6 points ago

Haha it's funny because it implies that the colour of your skin defines your behaviour. But it's ok because it's just a joke and it's wrong not to find jokes funny.

[–]egotherapy 4 points5 points ago

it's wrong not to find jokes funny

Totally! And if you get offended, then it's all your fault because free speech and stuff!

[–]halfkidding 3 points4 points ago

Better get that shit laminated, bitch. Or is that not done anymore?

[–]Kar98_Byf42 8 points9 points ago

That's just acting all whitey-like and would defeat its purpose.