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[–]JungleSumTimes 4 points5 points ago

Hell just get married and do both

[–]rich64bit 2 points3 points ago

I rather get kicked for two weeks lol duh

[–]Sodfarm 1 point2 points ago

Yeah... I've survived getting kicked in the balls. I'm pretty sure my dick would have permanent damage, if not severed completely with the car door option.

[–]WobbleWade 0 points1 point ago

Nah dude, i'de get my dick slammed in the door. Getting full on kicked in the balls 14 times would be way worse cause you're getting kicked in dick also.

[–]psyki 0 points1 point ago

If the kick comes from below in a standard kick to the balls the impact would be mostly to the balls, and spread out between both of them to boot (pun not intended). IE relatively little impact to the dick. And the balls are in a fluid sack, they're practically designed to withstand impact. If Jackass can do it, it's not a game changer. The pain would probably subside before the kick the next day.

A single door slam of the dick would depend on the door and how hard the slam. An indoor light weight door, probably not so bad. An outer facing heavy wood door, or a car door? No fucking way. That seems like a dick guillotine.

[–]5rockhopper4 2 points3 points ago

Who said it couldn't be flacid? I choose car door. I've slipped and hit my nuts on the side of a bathtub. I can't do that again.

[–]Sodfarm 0 points1 point ago

I've slipped and hit my nuts on the side of a bathtub.

You say that as if that's the only time you've hurt your balls.

[–]futuremarine213 0 points1 point ago

oh. Oh god. Know that feel, bro.

[–]5rockhopper4 0 points1 point ago

It was the worst. Tip of meh dick went purple.

[–]RoastBeefSandwich 0 points1 point ago

car door. if my finger can handle it, my dick should be able to too.

[–]MustangMaster 1 point2 points ago

You must have a soft car door.

[–]futuremarine213 -1 points0 points ago

You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.

[–]Gredditor 0 points1 point ago

well if you get like 3/4 chub then its about as hard as a finger and can bend but getting kicked in the nuts every day would suck 3/4 chub slammed in a car door

[–]PunchYouInTheVagina 0 points1 point ago

You found my marriage vows...

[–]jake5808 0 points1 point ago

are we talking about a 1970's giant car door or a smart car door?

[–]goergesucks 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I'd have to go for the penis in a car door. I can fathom having horrible things done to my penis but the balls... just no.

[–]King_Dingeli 0 points1 point ago

Yup i choose death