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[–]Sk8r115 67 points68 points ago

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[–]headasplodes 41 points42 points ago

People need to stop using this fucking quote when it isn't at all appropriate.

[–]TheAmericanDiablo 31 points32 points ago

Misunderstood Bane, only wants to dance.

[–]Cjguitarguy 32 points33 points ago

Cuz his friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they ain't no friends of mine

[–]NinjaNorris110 11 points12 points ago

YOU CAN DANCE!

[–]iamqba 10 points11 points ago

YOU CAN DANCE!

[–]random_aussie 14 points15 points ago

EVERYBODY LOOK AT YOUR PANTS!

[–]Stee_B 2 points3 points ago

For the longest time I thought this was the actual lyric thanks the Mr. Simpson. I also had no idea tubthumping was an actual song with, quite honestly, worse lyrics.

[–]heatproofmatt 27 points28 points ago

Fuck yeah Dan.

[–]ermagerdermah 61 points62 points ago

THE CREATURES!!!!!!

[–]WUSSUPMONKEY 5 points6 points ago

i posted the original video when it came out and nobody upvoted so i thought no one else liked the creatures. but now i have been proven wrong. fuck yeah

[–]Kamenosuke 19 points20 points ago

Fuck yeah. Creature cats.

[–]nomastomas33 17 points18 points ago

Meow. Cats. Brown. That is all...

[–]lewysheald 14 points15 points ago

BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN

[–]Piepiemanman 14 points15 points ago

We need a fucking medic!!!!!

[–]EvilPenguin93 6 points7 points ago

What the brown?

[–]Seb_Creator 10 points11 points ago

Go Dan!

[–]Manaray 8 points9 points ago

The CREATURES!

[–]SnarfitySnarf 44 points45 points ago

nope! u stole from danz! and the creatures

[–]__TheLastDodo__ 10 points11 points ago

"I've got... two tickets to paradise!"

-DanzNewz

[–]Vertyx 5 points6 points ago

Yep, that's what reddit is about.

[–]mcnaste 7 points8 points ago

DANZ!!!!!

[–]Glaecr 8 points9 points ago

Come on bro, credit Danz or the Creatures

[–]JOKasten 6 points7 points ago

Don't worry, every comment in here credits Danz or the Creatures.

[–]ImSmores 13 points14 points ago

Yeah I'd sex him.

[–]GeneralGeneric 20 points21 points ago

It will be very painful... For you.

[–]SaltFrog 2 points3 points ago

Oh lord me too. Love dat coat.

[–]pass_the_flask 6 points7 points ago

I wonder if his spirit or his body will stop first?

[–]vanners357 3 points4 points ago

holy shit why wasnt this posted to http://www.reddit.com/r/TheCreatureHub/ it would have belonged seeing as danz is a creature

[–]SpinningWheelKick 3 points4 points ago

It would have been better posted to r/thecreatures

[–]SirWaffles826 5 points6 points ago

Creature cats!

[–]crackbadgers 4 points5 points ago

Despite the video, all I can think now is the Safety Dance in his voice.

[–]tehdang 4 points5 points ago

"When you have left your friends behind, you have my permission to dance."

[–]LeadSunglasses 5 points6 points ago

You have my permission to DANZ

[–]clee290 3 points4 points ago

DANNNNNNNN

[–]zwooop6 2 points3 points ago

This went perfectly to the music I was listening to. Success

[–]nix-xon 0 points1 point ago

Here are the rest of the gifs.

[–]MrWaffleTurtle 2 points3 points ago

BAT DANZ! Or Bane Danz I guess.

[–]tatersalad911 2 points3 points ago

Oh, you think the groove is your ally. You merely adopted the groove; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the strobe light until I was already a man.

[–]LumpySpacePrincess14 1 point2 points ago

Everybody Wang Chung tonight..

[–]Vulturas 1 point2 points ago

I was listening to Gangman Style while I opened this... it works o.o

link to Gangman Style for convenience

[–]subject1486 0 points1 point ago

More appropriate with that song from Bronson

[–]patthetree -1 points0 points ago

haters gonna hate

[–]d0ze143 0 points1 point ago

Sorry I can't dance...court order

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

That's why he did what he did. Because Gothamnews.com had this video.

[–]TheBlondDutchGuy -1 points0 points ago

Had some music on in the background, it went so well with it I just have to share it.

[–]ejp9000 -1 points0 points ago

Let me get in on this

[–]teddy93093 0 points1 point ago

You can dance if you want to...you can leave your friends behind

[–]truthjusticeUSAway 0 points1 point ago

I'm crashing this party....WITH NO SURVIVORS.

[–]Rufster 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else say the title outloud in Bane's voice?

[–]Plyson 0 points1 point ago

That little shake the gif does at the start/end makes it seem like its super hardcore music

[–]doodiewizard 1 point2 points ago

Bane is so silly sometimes

[–]snowlemur 1 point2 points ago

"Who I am doesn't matter. All that matters... is the rhythm."

[–]cockmongler 0 points1 point ago

Turns out Borino by Beats Antique is perfect for this.

[–]Armed_To_The_Teets 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why but I imagine it's Philip Seymour Hoffman behind that mask

[–]linc25 0 points1 point ago

[–]eldonkovic 0 points1 point ago

It's danz yeah!!

[–]hntr9764 0 points1 point ago

DanZNewZ!

[–]intermezzo10 0 points1 point ago

dan whooo!

[–]RazorCloud7 0 points1 point ago

Hahahha,I've seen that movie like 5 hours ago,I waited the whole time for that quote Fuck Yeah DanzNews!

[–]Snowpenguin 0 points1 point ago

Dancing with the stars Batman edition

[–]Herr_Fegelein -2 points-1 points ago

Das ist super geil