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Mimosa Pale, an artist from Finland, invites her fellow citizens to climb into her vagina-themed bike taxi. (imgur.com)

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[–]captain-cowboy 50 points51 points ago

I imagine a "follow that car!" senario where this is the only vehicle the hero can manage to secure the use of.

[–]TremendousPete[!] 9 points10 points ago

Then imagine when they finally catch up and they have to birth themselves out. I'd only hope they came out completely naked and covered in juices and then a doctor slaps them on the ass.

[–]Smelly_dildo 1 point2 points ago

Sounds like a sticky situation

[–]xanatos451 0 points1 point ago

It's the labia-majora of justice!

[–]marganod 0 points1 point ago

Follow that clunge!

[–]STUN_Runner 22 points23 points ago

Maude Lebowski would approve.

[–]RedditorAkira 1 point2 points ago

Fuck ya!

[–]OSstubbs 18 points19 points ago

Maybe the highlight of the ride is feeling reborn when exiting.

[–]ESaddict 1 point2 points ago

Hyi vittu mikä pyörä....

[–]OSstubbs 2 points3 points ago

No idEa what that translates to

[–]Edwolf31 9 points10 points ago

She looks suprised no one wants to ride in it

[–]Samppa990 9 points10 points ago

WTF=Welcome To Finland

[–]jswolfie316 9 points10 points ago

Im having a hard time figuring out how your supposed to sit in it

[–]subtlesubterfuge 11 points12 points ago

There's a little game I'd like to play, its called.... Just the tip.

[–]xanatos451 1 point2 points ago

Or "Ouch, ouch, you're on my hair."

[–]betaguzzle 10 points11 points ago

She's peddling pussy. I hope she has a license.

[–]GentleChainsaw 6 points7 points ago

*pedaling pussy?

[–]subdep 0 points1 point ago

She's a pussy pedaler!

[–]Auriee 14 points15 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/lNwFB.gif

[–]NedryOS -5 points-4 points ago

I just had a horrifying thought: what if that was some sexual sign, and he just got a boner for Nedry, and then jizzed on him. 0_0.

[–]neozeed 3 points4 points ago

she looks so happy...

[–]JonesBee 10 points11 points ago

Would you look happy if you worked with a huge cunt?

[–]surra_day 3 points4 points ago

FEED ME!!

[–]Charleybucket 7 points8 points ago

Aaaaaaaaaand I'm gay now.

[–]foofooonyou 7 points8 points ago

SWEET! You single ;-)

[–]adamwong246 3 points4 points ago

I think I'm double gay now

[–]AdmiralPawPaw 12 points13 points ago

Yeah, but.. All cabs kind of stink inside anyway...

[–]Dvdrummer360 4 points5 points ago

gag

[–]xanatos451 1 point2 points ago

And just how did you think they got that way in the first place, hmmm? Not by themselves I assure you.

[–]h8bit 4 points5 points ago

ART

[–]Beansmom 11 points12 points ago

Omg it makes me want to gag. This is not good art it makes the vagina look like a monster.

[–]Samonellamiller 10 points11 points ago

Don't pee In the shower, kids, or else the vagina monster will get you!

[–]dirtygremlin 6 points7 points ago

To be fair, 100x magnitude is going to make anything once cute slightly terrifying.

[–]back_at_ya 1 point2 points ago

Does anyone really think vaginas are "cute"?

[–]subdep 2 points3 points ago

In Japan, they would give it a cute nickname like "VajiMon!"

[–]greg94080 3 points4 points ago

Damn, that's a huge pussy. Damn, that's a huge pussy.

[–]DoucheAsaurus_ 4 points5 points ago

Why did you say it twice?

[–]greg94080 2 points3 points ago

I did'nt.

[–]xanatos451 -1 points0 points ago

Relevant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnKnjXUe3Uw&feature=youtube_gdata_player&t=00m24s

[–]KadieXKiller 0 points1 point ago

Oh finland.

[–]Macattack99 0 points1 point ago

Holy fucking doodle that's quite a vag

[–]Asdayasman 2 points3 points ago

It does look pretty comfy inside, though.

[–]xanatos451 2 points3 points ago

Womb for two please.

[–]Pollydora 2 points3 points ago

She doesnt have to look so angry about it..

[–]andshewas_45 4 points5 points ago

I...I guess I don't..understand art.

[–]Reformed_journalist 2 points3 points ago

I dated that vagina for about three months before meeting my fiancée.

[–]checkmate_xtians 3 points4 points ago

She looks exactly like you'd picture a "feminist agitprop artist" to - ready to explode if your male gaze happens to fall or her. Or if you ignore her.

[–]iLivetoDie 3 points4 points ago

Meh... not tight enough.

[–]owenstumor -1 points0 points ago

Mimosa Pale, an artist

Hahahahaha... artist.

[–]Lebagel -1 points0 points ago

this is why feminists scare me

[–]tenkei 0 points1 point ago

I understand the point of art projects like this. But it usually comes off as distasteful as men who won't stop talking about their penis's.

[–]LincolnSt 8 points9 points ago

Yeah "put a vagina in it" seems to be the go to trick for female artists to be 'edgy'.

[–]foofooonyou -1 points0 points ago

I have noticed this to be a trend. . . ...

[–]gadok 3 points4 points ago

So, reddit in general?

[–]sqrt7744 0 points1 point ago

You understand the point? Please, enlighten me. Seems like typical wanna-be-avant-garde-by-being-explicity-sexual university crap to me.

[–]tenkei 0 points1 point ago

I said I get the point, not that I necessarily agree with it. But the point is usually something along the lines of society fears or is disgusted by the vagina and female sexuality and of women in general. So art like this is meant to force society to confront that fear and accept that women are sexual beings and powerful, etc.

[–]flaccid_friend 1 point2 points ago

Why is she wearing an Amish prayer hat?

[–]foofooonyou 1 point2 points ago

Lmao. They are not called ' prayer hats ' they are ' bonnets ' or ' coverings '

Source: Grew up in a community that's over 75% amish.

[–]flaccid_friend -2 points-1 points ago

Amish do not call them prayer hats, but I do. Isn't their purpose to show humility to God's law?

[–]Tacitus_ 0 points1 point ago

That's a leather cap with a fastening belt.

[–]flaccid_friend 0 points1 point ago

If you say so. I'm still going to call it a prayer hat.

[–]Bigben6922 1 point2 points ago

It kinda looks like how I'd imagine a nose would appear turned inside-out.

Or like it wants to envelop you.

[–]xanatos451 0 points1 point ago

Well, technically speaking...

[–]tarraaa -1 points0 points ago

All I can say is I am SO glad my vagina does not look like that... Thing

[–]tidytracks 1 point2 points ago

Kraken!

[–]theraincoatsalesman 0 points1 point ago

interactive public sculpture for giants?

[–]xanatos451 0 points1 point ago

Red Rocket

[–]orsr 0 points1 point ago

OMG, ART!!1!

[–]yourpenisinmyhand 0 points1 point ago

Didn't I see her on "The Big Lebowski"?

[–]MrDreamBlind 0 points1 point ago

If you read the title you should know but......nsfw

[–]DNNU 0 points1 point ago

how does this not qualify for NSFW?

[–]johnnyfappleseed28 0 points1 point ago

I really don't consider this art.

[–]Shrimpy266 0 points1 point ago

Why do people make stuff like this?

[–]grungevalue 1 point2 points ago

Nsfw tag?

[–]mastigia 1 point2 points ago

Looks so warm, snuggly, and inviting.

[–]tellme_areyoufree 1 point2 points ago

As a gay man, I feel abject terror that the thought of being forced into a vagina taxi. Do not want to go to there.

[–]DanielMallory -1 points0 points ago

brb killing myself.

[–]Raff001 -1 points0 points ago

Looks like it's been rode hard and put away wet.

[–]andreas8xen 0 points1 point ago

cocaine is hell of a drug

[–]shw5 -1 points0 points ago

No.

[–]theoctopuss 0 points1 point ago

MEANWHILE, IN FINLAND...

[–]the_last_fartbender 1 point2 points ago

To the fish market, good woman!

[–]whowaitwhat 1 point2 points ago

The wheels are perpendicular...

[–]Boy_Group 10 points11 points ago

I hate bikes that turn too.

[–]snickerdoodledoo 1 point2 points ago

Might want to add a NSFW tag there.

[–]nunchuckfahk -1 points0 points ago

Looks like a cunt

[–]amliner 1 point2 points ago

Hmm. Not sure if Reddit hates feminist art and regards it as elitist and willfully oblique...

Or if Reddit hates ALL art and regards it as elitist and willfully oblique.

I'm pretty sure it's the later; Reddit's on a serious philistine streak lately between this and the frothing "wine quality distinctions are all bullshit!" threads.

[–]billyfalconer 0 points1 point ago

Don't generalize much, do ya?

[–]sirunclecid -1 points0 points ago

I'm so glad 99% of the vaginas I have encountered do not look like that.

[–]Entangling_Toots 2 points3 points ago

Well once you have encountered 99 vaginas you'll know what the next one is suppose to look like.

[–]sirunclecid 0 points1 point ago

Given my statistics are correct.

[–]Entangling_Toots 0 points1 point ago

But of course, I doubt you would make such a proclamation without being unquestionably certain that your calculations are correct.

[–]sirunclecid 0 points1 point ago

We're always serious, aren't we? :)

[–]mohamed613 -2 points-1 points ago

Am I the only one who doesn't like vagina's that look like drapes? It's a huge turn off.

[–]seeashbashrun 0 points1 point ago

That is the most disgusting looking vagina ever.

I took my second human anatomy class as my final university course. It was a lot of work with cadavers and looking at deceased humans with deceased genitals. Usually the donors were elderly and holy cow I saw a lot of shriveled/hairy penises and vaginas.

But none of those were as disgusting looking as this thing. GAG.

[–]scumbag-reddit -2 points-1 points ago

Not. Art.

[–]GoGolGodzilla 2 points3 points ago

Thank god for the art police. Bless you Officer

[–]scumbag-reddit -1 points0 points ago

Don't thank me...well, yeah actually thank me.

[–]GoGolGodzilla 2 points3 points ago

I feel like I must thank you. Where would we be without the art police telling us what is and isn't art?

[–]Nicked777 -2 points-1 points ago

There are things in this place that no-one should want to see, but never before have I seen a post that made me what harder than this. Why? WHY?!

[–]Eleminohp 0 points1 point ago

If you've got the pencil, she's got the hallway

[–]xanatos451 0 points1 point ago

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess there's probably not a lot of tread left on that tire.

[–]Jeroknite 0 points1 point ago

I wonder how people would react to a giant penis bike. No seriously, is anyone here pretentious enough to do that?

[–]Trifur 1 point2 points ago

They would say it is awesome because a penis is aerodynamic and would make a great bike.

[–]foofooonyou 0 points1 point ago

Maybe if I had the resources .....

[–]cletusjenkins -1 points0 points ago

Every time I see a bicycle there is a huge dick on it.

[–]YOLOYODO 0 points1 point ago

that vagina is terrifying

[–]xanatos451 1 point2 points ago

It's... so angry!

[–]forsovngarde -2 points-1 points ago

Seriously??? This has been on the internet for over a decade. Fail.

[–]Lonelan 0 points1 point ago

I bet that whole street smells terrible.

[–]I_WANT_TO_RAPE_YOU -4 points-3 points ago

Let me guess: female empowerment? beauty of the female anatomy? equal rights and shit?

[–]Vampkiid12 7 points8 points ago

Your name is quite unsettling.

[–]perverse_imp -2 points-1 points ago

If that unsettles you I fear for your welfare should you be here long.

[–]sophus -3 points-2 points ago

people like her almost ruin vaginas for me.... almost

[–]RonWisely -5 points-4 points ago

Some vaginas are pretty and some are really gross-looking. She could have modeled this one after a pretty vagina. I have to assume she modeled this after her own, but hasn't she ever seen a good-looking one? Meat curtain labia are disgusting.

[–]xanatos451 0 points1 point ago

That reminds me, lunchtime! I'm thinking Arby's.

[–]jofolovesit 1 point2 points ago

God, you're disgusting.

[–]RonWisely -2 points-1 points ago

Good retort!

Tagged as 'sensitive about her meat curtains'

[–]jofolovesit -1 points0 points ago

Right, because finding you offensive can only mean one thing. ಠ_ಠ

[–]RonWisely 0 points1 point ago

Agree to disagree.

[–]CloseOneFtw 0 points1 point ago

Fuck the vagina bike, something about her face makes me want to punch it.

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